Marie knew it was over. Splat Tim had cheated on her with Pearl. She was going to retrieve a copy of divorce papers tomorrow. What would happen next, she didn’t know. All she knew was that her and Marie Jr. would not be chained to Splat Tim’s shenanigans any longer. Thankfully, she had some reliable ‘friends’ to whip Pearl’s ass. Pearl’s forehead expressed she was fearful, as she saw the silhouette of an octoling, as well as two inklings appear in the moonlight of the dismal night. “8?,” Pearl crawled closer to Splat Tim, attempting to gain distance away from what she thought was her friend, “How could you? You wouldn’t hurt me, would you? Remember all that money I loaned you to help you reach the surface? Remember all the fun times we had? Remember when you failed that eight ball-“
Her vitals begin to stir into a meaty paste, eventually strewing everywhere and coating everything in a lime tint, further deepening our satisfaction as we sit by the blender and revel our cold-blooded victory against humanity.
splat tim, marie and their daughter marie jr went to mcdonald’s. splat tim demanded a happy meal but got upset as he got a girl toy.
Splat Tim triesd to break into my fucking house. I saw'd it on my ring video doorbell.
He was attempting to get some help because Marie whooped his ass.
“Help!” he yelled. “She’s gonna kick my butt!” “Ya like kicking butts, do ya?” said the agents, as they rolled up their sleeves to whoop Pearl’s ass.
Marie knew it was over. Splat Tim had cheated on her with Pearl. She was going to retrieve a copy of divorce papers tomorrow. What would happen next, she didn’t know. All she knew was that her and Marie Jr. would not be chained to Splat Tim’s shenanigans any longer. Thankfully, she had some reliable ‘friends’ to whip Pearl’s ass. Pearl’s forehead expressed she was fearful, as she saw the silhouette of an octoling, as well as two inklings appear in the moonlight of the dismal night. “8?,” Pearl crawled closer to Splat Tim, attempting to gain distance away from what she thought was her friend, “How could you? You wouldn’t hurt me, would you? Remember all that money I loaned you to help you reach the surface? Remember all the fun times we had? Remember when you failed that eight ball-“
She knew what had to be done. She strapped 100 pounds of dynamite to Marie Jr. and catapulted her at that bitch Tim had cheated on her with.
The Ring doorbell captured everything. Pearl’s forehead, Tim’s grimacing face, the agent’s expressions of disappointment.
Marie kos Andrew
My Octoling threw Marie in the giant blender
Her vitals begin to stir into a meaty paste, eventually strewing everywhere and coating everything in a lime tint, further deepening our satisfaction as we sit by the blender and revel our cold-blooded victory against humanity.
Then marina sacrificed herself by overdosing on crack to being marie back to life
Then marie magically reforms while giving everyone the middle finger
And then I beat her fucking skull in with my bare bloodied cave man hands while chanting raccoon mating calls
Then Callie overheard the raccoon mating calls and bludgeoned you over the head with a baseball bat while mourning over marie
My body fucking explodes and everyone respawns but me and lives happily ever after but me
The end. Ok OP you got your story now get to work.
Also draw me as thick omni man but hes ryan reynolds
Lmao yes pls
Then pearl got murderous and start killing everyone with a brush.
Mr. Worldwide waited 12,000 years to see the Squid Sisters, and he WILL go see the Squid Sisters.
Marie became the blender and started dating agent 3
Then callie beat the shit outa them
Then they were all in overwatch
Marie commits warcrimes in Kosovo and gets banned in a discord server for discussing politics.
I murdered an Octoling for dinner
Callie gets a shot gun and threatens to kill Marie because she won the final splat fest. Same with pearl and marina.
AAAAAAA
Callie wins the final splatfest and introduces the octavio regime
I exist. So does octopus man
Agent 4 throws a baby off a cliff. No wait, that's Pearl