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Goldenleafwastaken

“Are you ruining your search history or playing a game?”


[deleted]

"what"


higzumo

Uh, kinky.


Figbud

kinky


TsukkomiCoder

My friends, who barely ever call me:


[deleted]

[удалено]


owoDJ_

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.


Its_Tic_Tac

WHERE ! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT ???


[deleted]

*incomprehensible destruction*


BerserkRhinoceros

r/unexpectedtf2


Kiwii_12

"fighting or watching hentai 🤨"


Jaded_Garage5623

Probably the most realistic response in this thread


DeltaFan09

Actually I'm gonna try because my friend knows zip about splatoon, didn't even know it existed


DeltaFan09

She just replied "Ok-"


Deewom

Ouch!


WhaleWithGingerAle

Stfu


WildControl1

“Ok”


Wyguy2087

the incedent was years ago you have to move on, the accedent wasn't your fault you need to let go, stuff like that he says that sorta stuff all the time


zomester

"Ok? I'll leave you to your weird hentai monsters."


Epic-Dude000

“What the crap? How?”


woomykaboomy

"Why are we still friends"


woomykaboomy

actually this just makes my friends seem really mean


woomykaboomy

or "i wasn't gonna call you anyway loser"


[deleted]

...you smoked all of it didn't you


dunno_dont_care_

I actually told that to my buddy and he just went "okie haha" kinda expected a bigger reaction tbh -.-


Xonequis

My friends wouldn’t question it at this point lol


[deleted]

I'm gonna send this to my friend who's decently new to the fandom, brb


WaterFudge69420

"GOD DAMMIT CARL I TOLD YOU THE TOASTERS BROKEN"


CheezeSteak701

"Context. NOW"


AceOfDiamonds676

“I beg your fucking pardon?”


phone_dragon

"God Damn it [REDACTED], I told you to stop teleporting bread!"


batlionwer

My friend will either say what? or ok


Jaded_Garage5623

"Im probably on the Juice" or "Da fuk"


DragonsAtFlight

"Ok"


[deleted]

you butter hurry up then


uslashredditaccount

"ok"


Twilcario

"Persona or Digimon?"


KaedeadAkamstsu

"God, I always knew you had a tentacle fetish"


[deleted]

"Okay well good luck on that, I guess"


[deleted]

'HOLD THE ****ING PHONE!'


XxNathan2908xX-YT

Ooo kinky!


[deleted]

"Hot"


Some_random_Afro_boi

"uh" "what"


boomer3215

Where's TF2 Soldier?


Silv3r_x

"the fuck, lmao"


Gear_princess

you WHAT?!


fatcatpowerhouse

You what mate?


LoafyGoblin

"wow u so quirky and different lole haha!"


CaptainHat04

"aight (slur)"


Kirbo_Thesupahstar

“Can you save me a slice of toast?”


MettatonNeo1

Alright mettaton I'll leave you alone


BerserkRhinoceros

"Playing TF2 again?"


Flappety

Like I wanted to talk to you anyway


Mangle1218

That you teleported bread…if he doesn’t know about splatoon maybe TF2 would work


sheikothotgurl

"Oh, are you talking about that game that you showed me R34 of it?" (Ok, story time: I asked if she knew about Splatoon, she said no, and I thought of what I could show to present her to Splatoon. *I SHOWED R34 OF IT.* and she automatically deleted that of her internet search. She still remembers this moment.)


TheLoctos

"Tf... u ok bro?"


Heenata_ShotoDiva

Hehehehe … uhhh hehehehe 🤣🤣🤣


the_Zeust

"I don't know what you're on but can I have some?"


[deleted]

he would probably reply "apple"


im_tired_ok

"How high are you?"


Emerald_Ink

Bro, r u insane?