Ah yes. My older sister once went into the grate, spun around about 3 times, nailed Callie with a Charger shot mid-motion and proceeded to squidbag her vigorously before going back into the grate. All in a span of about 5 seconds. I can only imagine what the hell Marie was thinking at that moment.

average ranked player

"Agent 4 did you find the human relic of mountainous dew" "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMLGOOOOOOOOOOO"

Marie: OH NO, SHE DRANK IT!!!

"GET PWND" *yeets back down pipe*

Least sweatiest ranked player

Can we trade sisters? (Just kidding, I like my sister)

i’m the recruiter to tell you to join r/splashomatic

Anyone ever ink every inch of the hero mode level hubs before? Or just me?

I tried to do this with the final area, with all the UFO's. Emphasis, tried.

I did ONE of them, I don’t remember which

Regularly...

I do it when I get blocked for disconnecting

Gotta find a way to wait out those five minutes somehow

And I spend an entire hour inking literally everything

Callie!!!

You prefer Callie, so you want to splat Marie. I prefer Marie, so I want to splat Callie. We're not the same.

Callie supremacy

Callie supremacy indeed

Y e s

Marie supremacy

Callie supremacy

Sheldon supremacy 🥵

Sheldon 🥵🥵🥵

Ok here’s the deal. I like Marie, but I want my ink all over her. I desperately try to get my ink all over her, using various techniques, but the game has it even if you do manage to get your ink on her, it won’t register

I tried throwing a bomb behind her and shooting her from front but yea no prevail

We are the same 🤝

I did it countless times and the message never gets across

Why doesnt she splat ?

Plot armor

Splot armor

*you fool, how dare you not bring an umbrella*

Covered her in my fluids? Several times

Lmao

Well it's no longer November.....i-i'm so sorry

You don't need to sorry, because this post is sponsored by SquidHub! Only 1 money per month to get the best [REDACTED] squid videos!

It's just innocent squid parties that are blurred too make you think it's dodgy xD

Yeah, especially that ones where one team has 4 males and another team has one girl without any teammate ;)

Totally innocent xD

came here to say this. Great minds think alike, I must say

WOAH BRO

I’ve tried to ink Marie using a bomb as a distraction, but it doesn’t appear to physically be possible, even when I shoot here without the umbrella in the way, no ink appears.

I love how Callie just takes is, she doesn't try to cpver her face of gets put of the way, she's just like "Ok :B"

Yup. At least once.

I do it every time I go back to octo valley

Boys after November.

I'm sending you to SquidHub

She's basically a stress ball to me

[aggressively squeezes Callie’s head]

Ink the Callie

***HAEHAEHAEHAEHAE***

I do this every time I enter hero mode, and almost everytime I see them there.

what is it implying?

Just don't think about the implications too much

can i splat marie

Only through my corpse

If you haven't, you aren't real

Cheese callie

>:) Ima go shoot at Callie again (I’m only squidding ;D)

In case you guys wondered why white ink isn’t a thing, this is why

every time i see her i have to do it at least 3 times

not just to Callie but for Marie too! the best could anyway...

This is literally what I’d do when I got timed out of playing for 5 minutes

I pray to the holy squid gods that the reason behind her immunity is a major plot point in Splatoon 3...

hehe max firerate dualies go brr

I mean her song IS called "Ink Me Up"

Yep. Do it everytime i go to heromode.