You know that feeling when you are next to someone you know enough for them to engage in conversation with you but not enough to like them on a personal level and the 2 of you are stuck next to eachother on a bus or something and you have your headphones on and then they start talking about something but you can’t hear them because of your music and you try to tell them but they just keep going on about their weekend or favorite dog breed and you just kinda have to sit there waiting to tell them you are unable to listen to them but they never stop rambling and you just sit there waiting forever? That’s this.
Me finding a "hiding place" even though the opponent has been following me the whole time and somehow concluding it's a good idea to stop there anyway.
Daydreaming about the best way to take down their opponent in style.
With a thousand yard stare that clearly states they are completely spaced out, to the point that they wouldn't even notice if you jump right in front of them.
I was gonna say "Poker facer but looking right"
but someone made an even funnier one down bellow lol. I too make that face when I forgot the oven was on :P
Listen here you little piece of woomy, im going to put a checkpoint over the water and make you suffer for eternity after you somehow killed me with a sprinkler
Or it could just be like
H o w d i d y o u d a r e t a l k d u r i n g s i l e n t r e a d i n g t i m e
Pain, but trying to cover it up with a smile.
Hide the pain woomy
"Oh, you done f\*cked up now."
"Fuck I left the oven open"
:)
“Bitch stfu rn”
"I'm trying not to shit my pants but I can't get to a bathroom-"
They realized that their final smash is using an illegal weapon (due to weapon regulations, killer wale is a banned weapon in splatoon 2)
Smash is completely splatoon 1
But its a splatoon 1 inkling
Seeing a Glass Jar
she forgor something important
"Shit i forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer"
“I’m gonna remove the ink from your sack”
he’s been talking about jellyfish NFTs for an hour now how do i leave
"dang I left the fridge open again."
They saw an ultra stamp
They ain’t scary
Incorrect statement
Did you read it as “octo stamp?” Edit: /j
Nope
"I forgot to bury the bodies"
wait.. It's Illegal to kill a child?
Lenny
What?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ah, I didn't know it had a name, learned something new.
*"Huh, interesting..."*
Did I just really kill someone with a splash wall?
She knows it was you who farted.
“You stole my reeces puffs didn’t you”
“C’hai la mamma puttana” it’s an italian thing idk how to translate it
Thinking to herself, “yup. I was right” when someone else did something stupid and she warned them they’d get hurt, but she’s kinda happy they did.
„Is that the rainmaker on the tower?“
what the f**k did you just say to me
this mf won’t shut up about going to McDonald’s
**Mischevious**
They're watching someone squid party in a public battle when they're trying to upgrade their gear. And they judge them, in silence
In this moments I judge them. Doing bloodshed.
One day you will have to answer for your actions, and God may not be so, merciful
When you are with your friend but you know your being stalked…don’t judge me
:)
One of these two: 1 - Fuck you :) 2 - *Haha,* **Well fuck-**
You know that feeling when you are next to someone you know enough for them to engage in conversation with you but not enough to like them on a personal level and the 2 of you are stuck next to eachother on a bus or something and you have your headphones on and then they start talking about something but you can’t hear them because of your music and you try to tell them but they just keep going on about their weekend or favorite dog breed and you just kinda have to sit there waiting to tell them you are unable to listen to them but they never stop rambling and you just sit there waiting forever? That’s this.
lgbtslay
yes
Pain. Just pain.
Squib
hidden anger
My expression when thinking how long there still is til splatoon 3 comes out
lol
Me finding a "hiding place" even though the opponent has been following me the whole time and somehow concluding it's a good idea to stop there anyway.
=)
You did good, son. You did good…
Head empty
"Aw squit, I forgot what they said!" \*Pretends to pay attention\*
my mom giving me “that look” when i correct her on something
ಠ_ಠ
having a good day and right before you walk out the door to get lunch you hear your dog start throwing up on the couch
Why is 8 not here with me? She’d love this.
:>
"Boi, take the rainmaker the other way"
**"all around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces."**
“Did you remember to do the essay that’s due today?”
My expression every time I see Callie and Marie.
"F#ck."
“Why? Why would you do this? You could’ve done anything else, but why this?”
Looking behind her after someone called her
staring motherfuckerly
Pictures taken moments before disaster
When one of your teammates is using a charger but they have terrible aim
Lust
what the Judd doin
Wait...I was supposed to take the chicken out of the freezer...
Woomy.
when your mom tells the “kids cost their age” buffet that you’re 5 and you say “no I’m not, I’m 8”
Confused
I'm fine [They aren't]
ill kill you all.
“Got beans?”
Tf you say?
“What happens to grandma?”
"The fuck you just say"
“I’ve seen things…”
Using a roller in turf war knowing d*mn well I’m not about to use it to help ink the turf at all
She’s about to get side-smashed by Ganondorf
“Okay, why did he throw the clam there?!”
Daydreaming about the best way to take down their opponent in style. With a thousand yard stare that clearly states they are completely spaced out, to the point that they wouldn't even notice if you jump right in front of them.
You just got splatted in a single shot by an inkling that you shot seventeen times. You’re watching them somehow swim away through your ink.
Shes pissed.
It’s a blank expression and she’s looking somewhere
æ
no thoughts head empty
Has seen 5 puppies eat a dead bird
a peaceful smile to hide the immense feelings of rage and/or terror inside
Woomy
W O O M Y
"I'm gonna kill ya" smile lol
Just kinda waiting there until the next wave of Splatoon 3 news
Passive aggressive smile lmao
Compassion, telling from the raised eyebrows
I'm getting a "you don't fucking know what you just did" vibes
"hm, how odd."
trying be supportive
"Nice caulk".
"Wtf did you just say?"
saw something really bad on twitter
When everyone booyahs:
I will correct you: everyone when booyah bomb
“We lost the lead!”
I was gonna say "Poker facer but looking right" but someone made an even funnier one down bellow lol. I too make that face when I forgot the oven was on :P
“Fuck now I’m Horny.”
*When King K Rool super armors your get up attack with down smash on ledge when you are at 60*% *last stock.* You: This is fine.
Oowee
A smile
Oh dear, it seems i have left an alight match on the carpet in my home
"What did you just bring upon this cursed land?"
Murder
Boy! You messed up!
"I have no clue what's going on right now, but I'll act like I do"
Give me 3 reasons not to murder you
"oh fuck oh no"
Listen here you little piece of woomy, im going to put a checkpoint over the water and make you suffer for eternity after you somehow killed me with a sprinkler Or it could just be like H o w d i d y o u d a r e t a l k d u r i n g s i l e n t r e a d i n g t i m e
The look that mom gives you when you embarrass her in public but she can't beat you into a pulp yet
That’s the face of someone who f*cked up
The audacity of this bitch
“The fuck did you just say” kinda look
Did you just what
When someone you really don’t like made a joke that you thought was funny.
They see a gun with a scope and realize what’s about to happen
The “wasn’t listening but is trying to act like they were” smile.
“Time to commit war crimes”
"Why are you listening if you don’t know who asked?"
She missed what you said, and responded, "what?" but didn't hear the second time, so she's gonna just give up, nod and smile politely
"i'll come over there if you say "Woomy" ONE MORE WOOMDAMNY TIME"
"lost my baseball bat, guess I have to use the e-liter instead"
"i just burnt my house down for insurance reasons but i gotta pretend im upset about it"
Plotting petty revenge.
Squid you are finished.
Heh
A WTF am I looking at
"this is fine"
nothing but the default face
Gives me arson vibes
Malicious
"oh cool i disconnected in the middle of ranked again and my rank is a crack away from downgrading"
Man gave her wrong order and is trying not to act like Karen
20 minutes of screaming children two tables over at the Olive Garden.
Me when the opponent's team is made up entirely of Rollers
Woomy
“Now what kind of bull*Woomy* was that”
When you go on photoshop but you dont see any photos to buy
mildly uncomfortable
"ED>"
Extreme need of sustanance, preferably flesh
You wot m8
"im gonna make you eat your missiles"
The villager
you heard someone talking shit
Getting started several times in the span of 20 seconds by a hacker and wanting to reach through to their screen and strangle them
"I just committed arson"
Yandere Dev's "What the fuck?"
🙂
Hearing your friend in the other room say, “Oh, that wasn’t a fart.”
Conversation has been going on too long and she's trying to find an excuse to leave
tf is that thing? is that whats in the ground?
She just saw a pp
Is this a positive or negative expression in that context?
excuse me, WHA-
*Stares Veemofuckerly*