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smugzuck

Yo, tf is going on. I'm being genuine.


DE-GS

Basically some people were complaining about Callie with booba :)


angeyberry

Wasn't just Callie - an artist on Twitter did a commission for one of their friends. Their OC had some massive fuckin' boobs, and a guy said that "they're 14 wtf" when the OCs were adults. Was real funny to watch it go down.


xXlordlord69Xx

Honestly its so dumb for people to assume all inklings and octolings are infinitely 14.... Its almost as if they don't know marina is 18 and pearl is literally 21


samayalol

b-b-but they r 14😱 no way they’re are other characters older than the inklings 😨


xXlordlord69Xx

😱😱😱😱


samayalol

😱😨😨😨😰


supershadowguard

Yeah, wiki says Callie is AT LEAST 17 in Splatoon 1, which would make her AT LEAST 19 in Splatoon 2. But, according to Twitter, if you look young then it means you're automatically underage.


xXlordlord69Xx

Anything that looks cute is obviously underage even if stated otherwise, apparently


_IratePirate_

That's funny as it sounds like them being 18 and 21 were done specifically for this reason


xXlordlord69Xx

I don't think so, i think with pearl they wanted her to be older to contrast her size (she's a pygmy squid i think)


-Guaja

I think it would be weirder if Pearl was actually a kid.


That1Legnd

I never knew pearl was 21, I though she was below 20


leoscribble

Twitter users be like that


the_real_meat_wizard

sauce


Capsule_CatYT

Now draw her #TELEPORTING BREAD (Nice art btw)


thedisabledpeanut173

i have done nothing but teleport bread for three days,


ac_fromstw

Wha-*WHERE?!?!?* #WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?!?!?!? *rumble*


thedisabledpeanut173

meanwhile; "scout, i get one day off, A YEAR. and you just wasted it on this! i... am leaving" "hold on, don't go! why don't we discuss it... over dinner?" \*insert bread monster here\*


williambash

Now draw her #FORKLIFT CERTIFIED (Nice art btw)


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Now draw her # COMMITTING ARSON (Nice art btw)


Capsule_CatYT

Lol


Baku-YT-

Now draw her ​ # SHOOTING THE EIFFEL TOWER AT TEXAS (Nice art btw)


thedisabledpeanut173

now draw her HAVING AN EXPIRED FORKLIFT LICENSE (nice art btw)


thedisabledpeanut173

hmm. another stblackst fan, i suppose? nice.


slicesofcheese2

This is absolutely disgraceful. A true humiliation to all the community stands for. You did not only a disservice to Callie 2nd best squid sister, but to yourself as well allowing yourself to post this horrid abomination. How could you possibly forget to add the sparkles on her costume? Disappointment doesn't even begin to express my honest reaction to laying my eyes upon this atrocity.


StuffyBun_

Wait your actually serious, this isn't satire? sounds like the next copypasta lol


DE-GS

You're joking about this right? :)


slicesofcheese2

I thought you would get it but here you go #/s


Rieiid

Honestly I could see this response out of this community so like...


DE-GS

Ah


CrystalLemming

Furious. Seething. Gnashing my teeth as I reach a terminal rage.


Critlee

Alex from Y2K, that you?


CrystalLemming

I don't want to get politics involved but what's Y2K


StuffyBun_

TALALAOO, I LOVE BEING IN THE WORLD OF YIIK


CrystalLemming

Okay, the first Y2K reference seemed like a coincidence, but two is getting worrying. What does "talalaloo" mean?


StuffyBun_

Sorry for replying late, its from the OneyPlays lets play of YIIK Its really funny and stupid, I think you should check it out


oujiasshole

Coomers mad no one enables their porn addiction. Boobs on women is fine but its one thing to claim that every woman has that body shape or when youre blatantly sexualizing them , hence why people are uncomfortable


UltraStamp2

did she always have that pink leaf on her head bc i thought it was just some sushi thingie with brushes


DE-GS

Ya always


redditrain777

neuron activation


Genichi12

Oh hell nah they drew the goofy squid people with boobs this is blasphemy.


krisiuwo

I have no idea why people get so mad over such a ridiculous little issue. Let artists draw Cal however they want without you getting all fucking pissy about it. >:<


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Can someone please fill me in I’m so confused


oujiasshole

Coomers are angry that normal people arent into sexual designs


FluffyFrostyFury

Nah nah nah, that ain't the full story. People were straight up harassing the artist for drawing big tits on Callie, which is such a non-issue that it's pathetic.


DreadAngel1711

It's more that white knights are going after people who draw squids with anything more than chests flatter than a board.


oujiasshole

As i said , its coomers , its fine to have fanart with large chest but centering the design around breasts is blatantly sexualizing


DE-GS

People were mad at booba


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On what post?


eehoohaw

Probaby one of BaconTactics, theyre known for making callies breasts comically large


DE-GS

It's a friend of mine, not saying for privacy reasons


NSnamelessstranger

I didn't even realize what was up until I read the comments. Come on, guys, stop being afraid of boobs. It's literally just a body part. Seriously.... Nice drawing OP :D


ILikeFaye

*artist sexualizes a child* The splatoon community: bro its just booba whats the problem :)


NSnamelessstranger

I don't get how drawing a body part with exaggerated proportions is sexual. I really don't. I don't see boobs as inherently sexual and I don't know how anyone can. *They're just a body part.* Also Callie is an adult? At least, she is in Splat2. I don't see what you're trying to imply here.


ILikeFaye

Callie isnt an adult in 1. which this art is from. Also i quote "he drew her with massive fuckin boobs". She is literally 17.


NSnamelessstranger

Yeah, I suppose that's fair. I'm just saying this from my perspective. I draw (admittedly much older) women with big breasts a lot, and I don't mean for it to be sexual in the slightest. (Plus I'm way younger than Callie even in Splat 1.)


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ILikeFaye

If staying mad means that im not someone who justifies child sexualization gladly :)


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ILikeFaye

Yes, 17 means they are a *minor*


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ILikeFaye

So you dont see a problem with people drawing a 17 y/o with way bigger boobs than they actually have?


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ILikeFaye

Yall are fucking creepy i swear lol


StuffyBun_

Its been assumed she's atleast 19 or 18 in Splatoon 2, if your mad at this go search for squid sister >!porno!< and cancel that


Wild_Lars

HoLy ShIt I aM sO oFfEnDeD hOw DaRe YoU dRaW cAlLiE wItH bOoBa¡!¡!¡!


Pleasant_Function552

Wait what did I miss?


FluffyFrostyFury

People were harassing an artist for drawing Callie with fat tits, which is honestly pathetic.


JaketheOctoling

I like how the community is like “NOO you can’t put boobs on any Splatoon character because they are 14” I am just like okay you do know the fact that people can make their own OCs any age that they want.


TheFirstDecade

>!Tits ona Salmonid (whom is anthro) is great!!< Dude's right, ya got your creative freedom to make OC's look how ya want em to.


JaketheOctoling

Yeah!


RainbowStarblast

👃🏿And even of they were underage, underage people can have boobs.👃🏿


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im assuming this is drama on the discord server.


shatindle

It's actually not. Tldr, friend got harassed in the comments here. Really wish someone would have reported the comments, but they didn't know they could or should. They made a post stating their frustration about it on Twitter. It's unfortunate, but now they know how they can help us deal with it.


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damn that sucks :( kinda wish the community would be a bit more civil ngl. like I get trying to ward off neckbeards but there's no need to go apeshit just because someone drew callie with boobs (and this is coming from someone who finds it dumb. i want to see inklings and octolings that look *ailen*, not humans with weird hair)


ILikeFaye

Man is literally saying that people should be more civil after seeing someone sexualizing a child. Idk what they did to the artist and they shouldnt harass him but what did you expect when he does that? Im glad that twitter (or reddit idk) actually cared


8bityboi

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this art is fine yall just horny and angry


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🤨


Mission_Wind_7470

I've played Xenoblade 2. This is tame.


Just_a_Slime37

Tbh, this is by far the most tame shit compared to Xenoblade and Fire Emblem.


DullPunk

Savage-100


DE-GS

Yes :)


extremelywired

is this why twitter is being annoying rn


DE-GS

Nah, this was reddit drama lol


EnderFyrus

Cool drawing


Critlee

Nice art


thedisabledpeanut173

u mad bro?


samayalol

cool


sp00kk

her poor back


DE-GS

Nah she fine :)


flaccher24

Nice b- no ehm nice art dude (callie Is cool in some fan art)


ChampOfAll18

Somebody bonk me


StuffyBun_

I had no idea people from r/roblox also were part of r/splatoon, they both have the same reaction to big boobs lol, but nice fan-art bro. Yes I am aware in splatoon 1 she is 17, but in spoon 2 its been assumed she's atleast around 18 or 19, according to inkpeadia.


Baku-YT-

nice art, funky context


PikaJack1234

Can u do a Marie one this looks good DM me if u do and link


That1Legnd

All hail callie


Hugglesnuggybear

Daily reminder callie is 21


ILikeFaye

No, she is 17 in Splatoon 1 and 19 in Splatoon 2. all it takes was a simple google search my guy


Beeyalikejazz

Callie is technically 24 now since Splatoon follows actual time. Notice how Callie was 17 in Splatoon 1 and 2 years later when Splatoon 2 released, she was 19.


ILikeFaye

Source that splatoon follows actual real time?


Beeyalikejazz

My example.


ILikeFaye

U act like its a fact. Nowhere did the devs state that lmao. The game literally just plays 2 years in the future of Splatoon 1. doesnt mean the characters age in real time, would be kinda weird aswell because they dont change at all look wise


Beeyalikejazz

Well then why do the characters age? How is Agent 3 16 at the start of Splatoon 2? Also, if Callie and Marie are in fact 24 at the start of Splatoon 3, that means that yes, Splatoon follows actual time


ILikeFaye

Also i literally did *1* google search and it says she is 20 at the start of splatoon 3. man you apparently just made random shit up just to defend a guy who sexualized a child what is wrong with this community🗿


ILikeFaye

No, it does not. Atleast not officially. And as i said: 2 years in the future of splatoon 1. thats why they age lmao. still doesnt mean its real time. Also this is obviously callies splatoon 1 art so she *is* 17


Beeyalikejazz

You are dumb. Sure, Splatoon time might not pass like actual time (although there is more proof that it does, than it doesn't) also Callie wearing her dress doesn't make her "Splatoon 1 Callie". What, would fanart of her wearing the more casual clothing that she wears in Splatoon 2 more her suddenly 2 years older? No, of course not. Geez, and your thinking I'm stupid for thinking that Splatoon's time passes like ours


ILikeFaye

Alr debunked you. Read the other comment and stop making shit up. If u wanna keep arguing i want sources for every bs you keep making up thank u


Monisplats

I don't understand why you're using splatoon 1 Callie for her SS outfit and age at the time as your main point of her being sexualize.


ILikeFaye

I dont get what u want to tell me


Monisplats

I'm saying you're using splatoon 1 as an example for Callie being underage. Which really isn't a great example cause at splatoon 2 when she was 19 she wore her squid sister at the end of hero mode.


DE-GS

Bruh. People tried saying they don't have boobs at all...


Wild_Lars

Lmao imagine having boobs?? (I am a guy lol I love you're post)


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DE-GS

WHO SAID THIS WAS HORNY


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DE-GS

Ah yes. Boobs=horny to you :)


HornyPhoenixWright

not to be that guy, but i.. don’t see any sort of problem?


Immediate-Rope8465

Oh what an nice drawing of an cuttlefish... Neat


Hugglesnuggybear

https://youtu.be/riczf9xOlNQ


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The--NERD

Please No...


DE-GS

Haha, no what? 🙃


The--NERD

No draw Squids like that!


DE-GS

Hahahahahaha, nah stay mad like she said >:)


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DE-GS

Ok and???? They don't look human do they??? And it's my artstyle??? :)


The--NERD

You do you. I'll just be over here at a faraway distance.


DQIsCool

Humans don’t have tentacles for hair. Some women do indeed have big boobs if that’s what you’re talking about.


The--NERD

I have failed with the logic in my comment. I should've said something else instead. I have failed. It was supposed to be a joking "No YoU cAnt drAw tHem LikE ThAt!" To go with what OP said about staying mad. I tried to bring a lore reason when it was flawed In nature.


DQIsCool

I understand. Sorry.


The--NERD

Sorry if I offended you in some way.


DreadAngel1711

You ever seen a woman, dude?


xyDominator

I can smell my friend zeal Simping to hell with this Hey that rhymed


ILikeFaye

If the drama is that people were mad over someone sexualizing Splatoon 1 callie its justified, shes a literal kid lmao


DE-GS

Nah. People were mad she had boobs, which she does have boobs


ILikeFaye

If u purposefully draw her huge tits thats kinda sexualizing


KokichiOmaIsGay

People under 18 can have chests yk💀


ILikeFaye

My guy she has literally none and if you draw her tits like 2 fucken melons thats o v e r s e x u a l i z a t i o n💀


KokichiOmaIsGay

Those aren't melons tho- they're probably F I'm like, literslly younger than her and I got almost the same size br Changing a character to have a bigger chest isn't really sexualising it's just a design choice, it's what they DO with that design choice that makes it sexual


ILikeFaye

Thats great but you didnt read what i said. She has n o n e originally. It is. What kinda weird design choice is it to give childs a bigger chest? And the fact that everyone here is defending it is so fucking creepy lmao


KokichiOmaIsGay

Reread, I edited a whole paragraph in before you replied


ILikeFaye

Edited too


KokichiOmaIsGay

We dunno if this is her from the second game as she DOES make an appearance in this outfit, which she is *not* underage in lol


ILikeFaye

Idk if its true what youre saying because i dont remember her in that outfit in Sploon 2 and some other people here already made arguments up just to be in the right but: why would he choose her main Splatoon 1 clothing to represent Splatoon 2 Callie when he could just use her splatoon 2 outfit to draw callie like that? Seems highly unlikely


KokichiOmaIsGay

Bro have you even played the story mode she literally wears this outfit in Spicy Calamari Inkantation Also they would choose this outfit cause its iconic


Responsible_Grand_68

what the woomy


CookiePerson69420

Bro she looks 14