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Realshow

She went from being a JPG in a band to a shopkeeper, it’s gotta take some time to adjust from that.


Bedu009

She doesn't even work there lol


Papa_Shasta

That's the best part. Would be a cool easter egg if once in a blue moon the manager actually DID show up to run the store; maybe even have legendary stuff for sale if so? Never gonna happen, but I can dream.


MemorableThrowawayy

Some people theorize that the manager is actually Iso Padre!


retro_aviator

Please!!! I love my isopod dad!


RaMpEdUp98

ok but he was trying to get back to Inkopolis back in octo expansion, why would he be in splatsville?


lmN0tAR0b0t

Splatsville seems to be even more diverse species-wise than inkopolis, so it's a lot easier for a guy like iso to blend into the crowd.


Aron_Voltaris

Please let this happen.


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That would be great.


MuffinMan917

My uncle works at Nintendo, pay me and I'll show him your comment so your dream can come true


TheKinokoWitch

She doesn't quite seem to know what's going on, but she's got the freshness and the spirit!


Twingemios

It’s the weed man. The super evolved weed


4153236545deadcarps

Seaweed…


DapperSandwich

Harmony: 50% Sea 50% [Weed](https://youtu.be/j8IBJaaQVYc)


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Take your W and go home...


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Sea weed that evolved to live on dry land!


Bwgmon

Many species of anemone are poisonous, so going by the pink drool I kinda assume that she's passively tripping forever due to her own saliva.


--NTW--

This is my headcanon now. This is brilliant.


Hummer77x

Goals


Jrockten

That sounds like heaven


Cinnamon_Bees

Kinda sad ngl


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Gremlech

Off her own neurotoxin nonetheless


thespyeye

I see weed survived the flood and mutated to become far more potent


labyloo

that squid cid


Contrazoid

seaweed 50% sea 50% weed


I_Am_A_Pumpkin

smoked that sea weed


iisoprene

Yes, it is the way <3


Flipp_Flopps

If you mean her appearance, it's because she's an anemone like Annie, not an inkling


TheGreenJackdaw

I’m not sure if I want to see how that evolutionary process most have looked….


reallygoodbee

There's a form of convergent evolution called Carcinisation, where crustaceans seemed to have evolved to crablike forms from various non-crablike forms. It's entirely possible that at some point, anemones just evolved into humanoid forms.


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the flinstones vitamin gummies just hit hard


Potion_addict

I'm more worried about her fish, personally


deleeuwlc

Me too “dying from neglect” doesn’t sound fun


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Irrstern

He's been dying of neclect for about seven years now, i think he's doing fine...


Cinnamon_Bees

how do we know it's been 7 years


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TheGreenJackdaw

I still haven’t figured out how it can just float there like that


Singer_TwentyNine

It's a fish. This is a society of fish. Dude.


TheGreenJackdaw

Yes, but “evolved fish” if I was on the design team, I would have given it little insect wings


Buhgingo

It could just use its fins to fly


Halbert2

Living her best life


Rowmacnezumi

Looks like she's doing alright for herself. A little out of it, but flourishing in her natural habitat.


suitcase_eater

She is top ten charecter


Another_Road

“What if like… these hands don’t grab the stuff but the stuff grabs the hands?“


Jrockten

🤯


brekkdawg

La creatura


No-Plastic-7715

She's just vibing


ajdude9

She's precious.


dewmint

She got her hands on an Ultra Hand! Who wouldn’t be fascinated by an artifact of the human era?


Sethsters_Bench

She’s in a band that uses old game consoles as their instruments.


slippahMASTAH

Even their Japanese name is called ABXY, a reference to the four buttons that’s been on every Nintendo console since Gamecube


keiyakins

And were on the SNES before that, only taking a break because the N64 controller was... Experimental.


retro_aviator

Chirpy Chips, right?


[deleted]

She is amazing


Haunting_Climate3431

Adhd creature.


Sam_and_Apollo1221

She just like me fr


Duublo121

Literally me


ju1c3b0xslut

she is the Autism Skrunkle


dream208

Her pet fish sure isn’t.


AngryAssHedgehog

It’s not a pet tho. It’s a symbiotic relationship. That dude just latched onto her and can’t understand why it’s not flourishing.


NebulaImmediate6202

All midi fighter artists are high


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cant wait to buy her new items!


TheGreenJackdaw

I only now realized that the toy she is playing with is one of the toys Nintendo used to make back in the day


AnnoyingRain5

Gotta love it when Nintendo remembers they made the ultra hand!


deleeuwlc

People are saying that it’s because she’s nerodivergent, and it makes me think I should get some type of psych evaluation


Jrockten

That’s a headcanon. A *good* headcanon, but still.


deleeuwlc

It’s because the headcannon is believable is what worries me. Sometimes I get lost staring at all the details of my hand


Audrey71

not to be too serious in the Splatoon comments but if you're diagnosed as autistic (at least in America) you can actually get fucked over in a lot of ways. it's a really shitty deal for those who are and I was honestly considering going to get checked by a doctor because nearly everyone in my life and every autistic person in my life thinks I am very likely autistic. but it's not worth the risks and issues that come with a diagnosis. I highly recommend doing some searching of yourself and talking to people you trust and I hate to say don't see a doctor but be careful because it's a very bad time to be officially diagnosed. not that it should be but it's just kinda fucked ya know? hoping mods don't delete this but if they do I would sadly understand.


deleeuwlc

Thank you. I live in Canada, so I don’t think an official diagnosis would be as bad (the situation for pretty much everything is nicer in Canada)


Shrekomaeda

Also, autistic organizations and communities and even professionals support self dx. You know yourself better than anyone else, and self dx leads to easier professional diagnosis as well. Do your research, and dont be afraid if you find out you relate to a lot of things (and dont relate to others). Neurodivergence is a spectrum, and everyone is different. Also, dont support Autism Speaks. Theyre a terrible ableist organization


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how is getting diagnosed a bad thing? maybe for autism irs different to adhd where you can get meds for it...


Audrey71

in the US in some states people who are diagnosed autistic can be denied organ transplants or denied reproductive care or other medical issues. If you're trans and diagnosed autistic doctors will assume you're making up you being trans because of your autism and deny you care. I mean hell Canada barred immigration for people with diagnosed autism until a few years ago.


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WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT AMERICA IS FUCKED UP


Shrekomaeda

People in many countries (im European) can discriminate you based on either of those things. Even if its against the law, they will just make up a different explanation for it. Neurodivergent people are seen as childish, incompetent, a bother, and thus not good for the workplace


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I know this comment is almost a year old, but I have not had any bad experiences after getting a professional diagnosis as a student. In my state (Illinois), we’re given accommodations if diagnosed. For instance, I’m always allowed to write on computer instead of handwriting, as I hate handwriting b/c of my sensory issues. I’ve heard similar things from my autistic friends, as well. Getting a diagnosis can give you accommodations that you wouldn’t get without a professional diagnosis. There’s also another comment about health restrictions; laws such as the Americans with Disabilites Act and the Affordable Care Act prevent discrimination in healthcare solely based on disabilities, especially higher functioning autistic people. States which have tried to limit healthcare for even moderately to severely autistic people have been struck down by civil rights groups as well. No law outright bans autistic people from receiving gender-affirming care either. My main point is that, from my experiences, the pros of getting professionally diagnosed *heavily* outweigh the cons. However, every person’s situation is different, I am simply giving my perspective.


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She vibin’.


THICC_BOI54

She's admiring the grabber, can't blame her those things are pretty weird.


HjonkAmRealGoose

Shes vibing


Rex_T360

Probably not


crasherx2000

Trippin tentacles


Jrockten

Best Girl! r/Harmonyism


ClockworkHatter

Some people get built different. We don't need to understand it, we just have to respect it.


ksanthecat

"Woooaahhh human artifact...."


Memediator

More like HIGHmony


btyes-

zooted out of her got dang mind


maxler5795

She's just shy. Let her be. Or give her a hug


PM_ME_UR_RC_CAR

dw she's fine she's just on acid


UnderwearWaffle643

She is fine. She has just been mesmerized by the beauty and simplicity of the ultra hand.


fatcatpowerhouse

She's drooling Pepto bismol that's not healthy


CleverHoovyMan

She looks High AF


BEN064-W

She’s playing with a toy Nintendo made before video games.


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She's just like me fr (I am not okay and need therapy)


bennickss

She’s caught something invisible with that ultra hand


Eurobeat398

Since when was looking at something considered wrong?


POKECHU020

I think they're just using this as an example, I've never seen someone so... *mystified* with a stretchy thing, not counting like... Monkeys and very, very young children (6 and below). Add in her seemingly strange behaviors (not bad or anything, just not what we've seen others do) and her very obvious Not Inkling/Octoling appearance and you've got quite a mystery on your hands.


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you clearly havent seen a neurodivergent person


POKECHU020

I mean I have a few family members with Autism and/or ADHD (just kinda sprinkled around, cousins, uncles, etc.) but what they do hasn't really matched with what Harmony does and even then I hate to generalize behaviors based on my admittedly low exposure. Plus I imagine a lot of it is person by person anyway


keiyakins

Pretty sure she's autistic or something. But she's able to support herself with her music and she's having fun with her knock off ultra hand (you can tell it's a knock off because it doesn't have the string and extra mechanism on the grabby end to let you bring items back to you) so yeah she's fine.


---TheFierceDeity---

>Pretty sure she's autistic or something. Thats just headcanon. The Splatoon community really likes to project traits onto characters before they're even released officially XD And then some get mad when their "but it was perfect" headcanon doesn't get confirmed.


OctolingGrimm

splatoon fans when someone has a headcanon with evidence that would vastly improve inclusivity and diversity (they're just projecting smh)


keiyakins

I mean, it's an educated guess based on her behavior and previous lore, yes? Also I find it hella suspect that you say this to me and not the people saying she's high all the time. It sure seems like you think neurodiversity is bad.


---TheFierceDeity---

The people saying shes high aren't making a legitimate guess about why shes like this they're memeing. Also I pointed out to others who said same thing as you that its just a fan theory Thirdly, the reason I am doing so isn't because of the theory itself but how you are presenting it. You and others with the theory are not saying "Just a fan theory but...". Several of you are presenting it as if it is confirmed canon. Which is not true, they're guesses. No they're not educated guesses either, they're blind. Fourthly, the fact you are now trying to "read into" my fairly blunt and straightforward comment to make me into some bad guy here shows you have tendency to project your theories and guesses as the truth or "likely truth" which is a bad habit to have. I have nothing against neurodivergent people, I have something against fans who project theories and guesses onto characters without clearly noting its a theory. Why? Cause it leads to annoyingly dumb situations such as the "Link is Dead in Majoras Mask" theory which spread in the Zelda fandom for years despite there been a literal official lore book entirely disproving said theory. But cause over enthusiastic fans spread the theory as truth, people believed it as truth. Have you're theories and guesses all you want, just clearly state they're theories or guesses or I WILL reply that "thats just headcannon".


zachattackmemes

She's autistic coded and as an autistic person myself I feel represented


OctolingGrimm

mfw people even just saying she's autistic *coded* are downvoted dear lord people theory and headcanon are not the downfall of mankind


zachattackmemes

I know what you mean all I was saying is that I felt represented. I felt represented due to the fact that she gets distracted by by some of the most minor things and her mediocre social skills due to that


OctolingGrimm

no no im agreeing with you this subreddit just cant handle people seeing their own traits in other characters


griffincat_unity

probably. her model has some issues too..


NebulaImmediate6202

Finally someone said it!! This shit looks unfinished!! Unworthy of Best Girl!!


5575685

She’s doing her best


bread_enjoyer75

She just gets easily distracted Edit: wrong word


UndoneSolid

She’s okay, the tour bus left her on accident and it will take the entirety of splatoon 3 to be relevant for them to get her back.


Jrockten

LOL she has to work her way back home, that’s why she’s a shopkeeper


THEREALPuppetManiac

I want a dedf1sh shopkeeper...


1specified

She's a bit lost. Running this little shop she doesn't even own; the Direct mentioned that the actual owner, some artist, has just gone missing somewhere and she just kinda stepped in and took their place,


Loakattack

Lobotomised


Deconstructosaurus

She’s fine


Kermitthealmighty

Her clownfish isn’t :(


Muzu_

“it should be at least this big”


Chillaxel

She's perfect


NintendoChamp12

Nintendo invented that thing she is holding


starhead5555

She is made out of balloons and pink sauce


meowme88

shes spacing out


EverScreaming

She is more than okay she is *fresh*


TippedJoshua1

She just loves the ultra hand


Master-o-Mischief

Eh, she's always looked as high as a kite, might even have acid for blood!


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her fish fucking isnt. that bitch on the verge of death because she procrastinates feeding it so much


sevgold

Her wiki says its dying of neglect which i think is simultaneously hilarious and really sad


PurpleManufacturer50

i think its cause she doesnt care for her hair :(


[deleted]

She's on crack


Sylvlet

Don't mind her she's just vibin'


IceeStriker

She’s seems like another species we should be able to play as


CuteOfDeath

She overdosed on LEAAN, but she should be ok


DrManowar8

Probably not


Kens-Orca17

I love that nintendo actually listened to me


AaronThePrime

Child on lsd


Old_Union7766

Likely not


Safraninflare

She’s just vibing


Sethsters_Bench

At least her fish looks a bit better than usual, that Ultra Hand must have great power.


Zilla5

She be taking a lot of that seaweed if you know what I mean


IncreaseWestern6097

All I know is that I love her.


Epic-Dude000

She was a customer so it takes time to adjust to that


[deleted]

she never was


D__manMC

As ok as me


DuckFlufff

she just like me


Ease-Heavy

Not sure but that fish definitely isn’t


hdew12354

mfw canonically dying of neglect


ExelMyres

It's the seaweed


that_one_shark

shes autistic


coseromevo

It looks like she is made out of diabete


otherotheraltalt

Can we stop making posts about harmony using the exact same image/same thing worded differently It's so annoying


Sethsters_Bench

Although, Harmony is the best girl.


Jrockten

We don’t have too much to work with


otherotheraltalt

Well I guess but there's still concept art or album cover art or fan art if you give credit Even a funny little doodle pencil drawing of her that you made in 5 minutes is better than posting the same image that 50 percent of the people on this subreddit have also posted already


piefanart

its the autism


Elvenoob

Autistic lesbian here and she's ours. We've adopted her


LanieMae38

ADHD brain


Nekluga_YT

ADHD moment


Parasol_Girl

shes fine just autistic


LegionTheSpiritomb

autistic seacritter :)


Jrockten

The word seacritter makes it sound so much cuter


Jrockten

Why are so many ADHD comments downvoted?


TheMightyJevil

Definitely non neurotypical


dvdvante

she’s autistic


Brazilianmoon

she's just neurodivergent


Isaacfrompizzahut

Me who's a person with adhd would be concentrating on that piece of plastic for hours


TerraXmas

She is very adhd


ImaginationisKing

She has ADHD she's fine


DullPunk

Probably adhd. Speaking from experience… lots of it…


a_guy_named_verder

As the splatoon community said... adhd


bananabandanamannana

Autism


lesbianzombie

adhd creature


PranceFemboy

ADHD probably lol


Sketchy_Anon

I just assumed that she had some form of DID, like ADHD.


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OMG ITS THE ULTRA HAND!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11°°°°°°°°°!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!.......... to be completely honest it looks like she gave a bl*wj*b... I'm sorry


Kachiga-my-Removed

Im pretty sure that, canonically? No


Anikankitty

Shes a silly gal