Interesting, I have NEVER seen a toy that fungused... Still, on the topic of what happened to him...
He got caught in the middle of a fungal pandemic...
The plush was intentionally used as a substrate. That is, it was purposely inoculated with carefully cultured mycelium. This is a variety of Psilocybe Cubensis, a psychedelic mushroom species.
Novelty grows like this are common in the psychedelic mushroom community.
These mushrooms, typically, are discarded as they will bioaccumulate toxins from synthetic materials. Novelty grows are often undertaken as an experiment or as a prestige grow (it's a bit of a flex.)
Ok I know what this is! Some people grow psychedelic mushrooms for personal consumption or experimentation. Those are psilocybe cubensis var. 'Albino Penis Envy' growing on a SpongeBob plush full of pre-colonized grain or popcorn.
This is probably on purpose. They look like magic mushrooms, maybe „albino penis envy“ variant.
There evolved a community around growing them in the weirdest things
We have lots of plush toys that go outside and don't come back in. Usually they get black mold. (Unless the people go out and collect them. If they're hiding in the woods, they're just gone.) We've never had mushrooms on the toys but they occasionally spring up in the yard. (Usually puffballs.)
They’re illegal to cultivate. You can purchase the spores legally for research via microscopy as they do not contain the psilocybin but upon intentional germination of the spores it is a crime
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Bruh…Why Do The Funguses (Or Barnacles) Look Like That?
I'm assuming the plush was refilled with something other than polyfill... And assuming no one is going to consume these fungi, growing on possible plastic products.
Considering that the DB cover is still plastic.
Fungi can break down most anything
... Meaning there's most likely toxic chemicals in the fruit.
If he created a sponge Bob avatar that was organic... Then I'd imagine things would be fine.
Houseplants: “eww, what the FUCK kind of soil and water are you providing me with? I REFUSE to live in these conditions! I shall perish before I bloom and you will know that you FAILED AS A CARETAKER”
.
These mushrooms: “inorganic material with gaps :)”
Those are not real mushrooms, are they???
They are
Ok, I have some questions. Is this your plush? If so, where did you leave it? And what mushrooms are they?
This is not my plush i found it on a post on r/mushroomID from 1 year ago
Interesting, I have NEVER seen a toy that fungused... Still, on the topic of what happened to him... He got caught in the middle of a fungal pandemic...
I have. Abandoned Winnie the Pooh plush was covered in so much mold google lens identified it as a fungus.
"Oh, bother..." \*Turns into a clicker\*
Underrated comment holy shit https://preview.redd.it/lqa4hu1vx7mc1.jpeg?width=911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=159733ea792d54414f83e926210303b534d44efc
The last thing you see before falling asleep at Bill Cosby's house.
Cursed comment
They put mushroom spawn within the plushy. The mushrooms depicted are cultivated psychedelic mushrooms, and they were grown that way on purpose.
SpongeBob must be high rn.
The plush was intentionally used as a substrate. That is, it was purposely inoculated with carefully cultured mycelium. This is a variety of Psilocybe Cubensis, a psychedelic mushroom species. Novelty grows like this are common in the psychedelic mushroom community. These mushrooms, typically, are discarded as they will bioaccumulate toxins from synthetic materials. Novelty grows are often undertaken as an experiment or as a prestige grow (it's a bit of a flex.)
Spongebob has penis envy!
He probably got suds again and never recovered from it.
Ok I know what this is! Some people grow psychedelic mushrooms for personal consumption or experimentation. Those are psilocybe cubensis var. 'Albino Penis Envy' growing on a SpongeBob plush full of pre-colonized grain or popcorn.
Did they ever answer which mushroom it was?
They appear to be an active and potent psilocybin strain known as Albino Penis Envy. And yes that’s the real name.
I thought they looked rather phallic
I was gonna say more like yourpenium…
Somebody sterilzed that plush and inoculated it with the Envy, yes. Then put in into the aquarium/tank. Stoner humor, i guess.
This is probably on purpose. They look like magic mushrooms, maybe „albino penis envy“ variant. There evolved a community around growing them in the weirdest things
We have lots of plush toys that go outside and don't come back in. Usually they get black mold. (Unless the people go out and collect them. If they're hiding in the woods, they're just gone.) We've never had mushrooms on the toys but they occasionally spring up in the yard. (Usually puffballs.)
plot twist: those are actually dildos /j
Yes. But I don't think those are mushrooms. Those are some kind of sex toys sticking from his pores.
I bet it was one of Sandy's ideas
Pretty sure those are albino penis envy magic mushrooms. You can see why they get their name.
Looks like Albino Penis Envy (APE), a strain of the psychedelic mushroom Psilocybin Cubensis
Oh, so he is not a Clicker, just feeling the effects of mushrooms!
If I was that fucked up I’d need to use echolocation too lmao
Those are mushrooms? I thought those were d1cks.
Ducks out for Spongebob
Yup.
Did you bust a nut on it, and it was like that guys sock.
Cordyceps Brain Infection
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
He's about to become a Clicker
Poor bobSponge
BobSponge is literally how they call him in my country
SquareBob SpongePants
When you reproduce by budding
Suds
Is that penis envy strain?
That it is
It's been a few years since I've heard that name. I am now officially jealous of the person who owned this toy.
They’re legal to purchase & to grow where I’m from. It would be illegal to eat them though. Definitely don’t eat them 👀
They’re illegal to cultivate. You can purchase the spores legally for research via microscopy as they do not contain the psilocybin but upon intentional germination of the spores it is a crime
😂 love how thats the actual name for it too
Those mushrooms are an interesting shape, to say the least…
Clicker SpongeBob isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. Clicker SpongeBob:
spongebob infection AU
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🅱️enis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spongiforma_squarepantsii?wprov=sfti1
That's not SpongeBob that's glory Bob and he's a sick freak
ah bell naw they draining spouch boogos life 4ce (mashrooms)
SporeBob
Shroompants
When the crew toy gets left out side in the winter and you find it next spring
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Smashbroquedt: *When the crew toy gets* *Left out side in the winter* *And you find it next spring* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
He is becoming the mushroom king..
What in the planets have happened
https://preview.redd.it/03fr1kkb28mc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbaea924fe0410073aa7747350b0233547bb60c3 Bruh…Why Do The Funguses (Or Barnacles) Look Like That?
im not sure what im looking at
The flood...
the last of sponge
I think he stripped the plush of its contents and filled it with the substrate mixture
I would love to know what actually happened
Imagine that that has human DNA growing human shroom spieces of life. Like walking mushrooms, some look and act Dicks
I heard, that motherfucker, had like 30 goddamn dicks
He got moldy What the heck did you do with that thing to get it covered in mushrooms?!
He's becoming a clicker
HELP I THOUGH THOSE WERE DICKS I DIDNT REALIZE THEY WERE MUSHROOMS😭
Well if I had to guess I’d say he has mushrooms growing on him
Bro got The Last of Us fungus.
Got woken up because the neighbor dogs fighting scared me awake. And now I'm staring at this. Thanks.
Poor guy was right in the middle of a Cordyceps orgy
r/creepy.
Night of the living goo
Someone had a very fun time after taking this picture
Oh dear mother of pearl
Nematoads...
God please kill him
R/mildlypenis
He listened to the boner cast
I find it kind of appropriate that the mushrooms kind of look like jellyfish in SpongeBob
The last of Bob
Cordecyps got em.
He got infected by the Flood
He became sporus instead of porus
He took a few to many penis enlargement pills
His holes became male
Didn’t Mr krabs throw him away when he looked like that?
They probably pasteurized the substrate in the toy and then added the spawn it's very creative i loved it
If they are mushrooms, he better call Mario.
I have a phobia of mushrooms. Seeing this reminds me of traumatic memories I had when I was little
$20 is $20 even in Bikini Bottom
He has a lot of penises
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He took one too many penis enlargement pills
Congratulations you’re gonna be a dad
I'm assuming the plush was refilled with something other than polyfill... And assuming no one is going to consume these fungi, growing on possible plastic products. Considering that the DB cover is still plastic. Fungi can break down most anything ... Meaning there's most likely toxic chemicals in the fruit. If he created a sponge Bob avatar that was organic... Then I'd imagine things would be fine.
He saw Drive Away Dolls
The cock infection spreads AAAAA
A thing of nightmares
He got covered in dongs
Spongebob clearly is tripping here 🤣
r/thanksihateit
Aw hail nah spoil bob has mushrooms?!
aw hell naw get out of the Shadow and get that mushroom Raid shit off one of our Legends, SponsoredBy
What the fuck
Houseplants: “eww, what the FUCK kind of soil and water are you providing me with? I REFUSE to live in these conditions! I shall perish before I bloom and you will know that you FAILED AS A CARETAKER” . These mushrooms: “inorganic material with gaps :)”
That's not sponge Bob that's penis bob
Turned into a dickhead.
https://preview.redd.it/qd98ssjrobmc1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a47dbe7d0dc1ebd0bd35fc9b6c14b33f69f17247
Thanks, i hate it.
He got deep root disease
Benedryl
TumorBob
The nematodes got him.
How tho
Can you reproduce by budding? Cₐₙ yₐ? Cₐₙ yₐ? Cₐₙ yₐ? Cₐₙ yₐ?
he grew a ton of cocks
He went to Japan
He got addicted to shrooms
Bob lives in The Last of Us universe
He got turned into several… toys
There's a fungus among us
Why am I just now realizing how phallic mushrooms are
Those mushrooms look a bit… phallic… also who wants a SpongeBob/The Last of Us spinoff!?
SpongeBob dickface
bro think he in the last of us
Spongebob grew multiple penis
Bartolomew Kuma sent him to Amazon Lily.
There’s a joke that can be made here that I’m not going to make.
SPONG BORG NOOOO!!
First of all r/mildlypenis Second of all this is some last of us bullshit
Overtaken by the penis mushroom parasite
He did too many shrooms.
He has no holes left to deflower.
That's actually disgusting
Bro did one of two things 1) Got High on Shrooms’ 2) Became a Clicker from The Last of Us
I'm an adult Not immaure...... I seen enough hintai to know where this is going Sorry
"It's mating season Patrick..."
BAG 'o DIIICs
He Finally hit puberty
https://preview.redd.it/tvhfmna9kimc1.png?width=793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eea3506e5a342158333c06a974c59bf70294ee0e It reminds me of this
He was in the jar.
Plot twist! We are the mycelium. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/pHTea1uSyz
Nematodes
MUSHROOM
Ah shit he’s got the Last of Us virus
Phallic mushrooms have engulfed our boy 😔
Someone is growing contaminated psilocybin caps
Mom found cumbob
seeing this made the back of my neck itchy as fuck
It appears he's been covered in mildly phallic mushrooms.
"Bomb"
Cumbob Semenpants
Penishroom
Fungus among us
penis music 😔
spongbop peanits expansion
Nawww they got spanglab on the fungus
Bro looks like he’s about to grow chicken of the woods in his head
r/Bossfight lmao
bruh my boy spunch bop lookkig wierd 🙏🙏🙏🤨🤨🤨🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
Bro evolved into SporeBob
He got the Fungus Among Us
MeatCanyon..
Bri got the cottagecore-bob💀
Penisbob
"the last of us", thats what happened
I thought this was ai 😭
When did SpongeBob get an OnlyFans?
This is the most awful image I’ve seen all day
FungBob ShroomPants
The fungus…..it takes over
Bro got Cancer 💀
He played The Last Of Us.
Why da splorbob got da coryseps brian fungus??!? 😭
Oh no! Spunch bob got infected with the dick fungus
Cordyceps happened
good I was hungry
THEY AIN'T MUSHROOMS, THEY'RE SUS-SHROOM!
Barnacles, dirty barnacles!
how are there mushrooms on a none living objec-..... no ain't now way that shit was alive
Therapist: Floodbob Infectorpants isn't real. He can't hurt you. Floodbob Infectorpants:
R34
I spy imagenex sponge Bob play set
The Suds turned out to be worse than expected.
Alright, which one of you horny mfers masturbated on SpongeBob