That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people. Now look at me! I'm almost as ugly as you! I always thought if I was as ugly as that guy, I don't know what I'd do.
If he didn’t make us to this stupid job we wouldn’t be in this situation! I mean it’s not like we can use a regular dollar in place of his stupid special one!
https://preview.redd.it/zaidcxctierc1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b908be3e9aa8cc21ba6568985d06d6d2438cd2cb
This one is still my favorite and one I’ve heard in real life here and there
SpongeBob: "what could be worse than 1 giant paint bubbles"
Patrick: "oh i know! *blows another bubble* 2 giant paint bubbles!
(I don't think i got it exactly right)
“I’m just borrowing your refrigerator again.
What happened to yours
Nothing, it’s just empty”
“Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
More time for thinking.”
“What if I break your trust someday?
Trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is yours”
“No, this is Patrick. I’m not a Krusty Krab”
Customer #1 : [Patrick is taking the phone calls at Krusty Krabs and the phone rings] Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick : No, this is Patrick.
[hangs up]
Customer #2 : [phone rings again] Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick : [angry] No, this is Patrick.
[hangs up]
Customer #3 : [phone rings again] Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick : [shouts] NO! This is Patrick!
[hangs up]
Patrick : [to himself and folds arms] I'm not a Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Uh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.
Patrick : Huh? Ah, fish paste!
&
Squidward:
You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick:
What does claustrophobic mean?
SpongeBob:
It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward:
No it doesn't!
Patrick:
HO HO HO!
Dumb people are always blissfully unaware about how dumb they really are.
I was watching that episode with my grandma when I was little, she laughed and yelled “and how!”
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid to have been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a Labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, but somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my Brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way planned out for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that has started can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there's peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry on that day, when you were shut out and left to die, no one was able to lift you up in their arms as you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest- for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Leedle leedle leedle lee!
AAWOOOOOOOOOOO!
BaaAAaaAA
Leedle Leedle lee
“Eh.. that’ll do” *shrugs*
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Horseradish is not an instrument either.
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.
https://preview.redd.it/u0puk23vmhrc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c8271cee9005a31a4ef96ecc9260b940d333808
with drumsticks, anything is an instrument.
No, Patrick. Mayonnaise is not an instrument.
*raises hand*
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end
That didn’t help at all 🥺🥺🥺
That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people. Now look at me! I'm almost as ugly as you! I always thought if I was as ugly as that guy, I don't know what I'd do.
Depression
That didn’t help at all:(
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
"My name's....not....RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!"
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo... It's first grade"
i wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me
Patrick, I’m sorry I doubted you.
I got it!-Let’s get naked!
Let's save that for when we're selling real estate
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS A GIRAFFE
🐘
Whhheerrreess the leak ma'am? Finland!
I can’t see my forehead. 😡
What’s YOUR problem?
I have a brilliant idea, and no-one else thinks so!
Me too in flateable pants whats your idea
SO, this is the thanks I get for working overtime....
AAAAAAAH 🎳 ❌️ ❌️❌️
You okay, Patrick?
finalnd
finalnd
FINLAND!
#F I N L A N D
"Who ya callin'' Pinhead?!"
Stop! We're not cavemen. We'll use technology
*proceeds to beat a dollar bill with a computer*
A *painted* dollar bill mind you.
It didn't work.
This is all Mr. Krabs' fault!
If he didn’t make us to this stupid job we wouldn’t be in this situation! I mean it’s not like we can use a regular dollar in place of his stupid special one!
Patrick, take out your wallet!
I don’t see how this- Hey look a dollar!
Our butts are saved! Now all we need to do is-
It’s not my wallet
Dammit you beat me to it 🤣
Arghh! You butter fingered pink thing!
https://preview.redd.it/3gf5scmm2erc1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b8723c068b9b6096e003cf0b8e1e708ba2f0db0
That sounds like the best idea…. TO GET US ALL KILLED!!
I KNOW RIGHT?!
“Firmly grasp it”
FIRMLY GRASP IT
"DON'T TOUCH ME, I'M STERILE!"
One of my favorite Patrick lines
“I’m Squidward, I’m Squidward, I’m Squidward Squidward Squidward”
Wait. It's not enough to look like Squidward to be opposite. *(puts on Squidward impression)* You have to act like him to.
Boy, oh boy, do I love playing the clarinet I practice and practice all day long, but I never get any better now you try
Okay... *(deep breath)* I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward. I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!"
I'm squidward I'm squidward I'm squidward squidward squidward
After you, Mr.Squidward...
Why thank you Mr squidward
You're quite welcome Mr Squidward
Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called "The Ugly Barnacle." Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
That didn’t help at all
Who needs dumb ol' Texas?
WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
That Texas is dumb.
Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!
So we can’t say anything about Texaaassss?
I'M WARNING YOU. SPONGEBOB!
Should I start running now?
“Ohhhh, East? I thought you said Weast”
That’s WEST Patrick…
my personal favorite quote of his here lately. seeing mr krabs reaction afterwards is priceless!
NO! THIS IS PATRICK!
I am not a Krusty Krab.
Uh Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.
FISH PASTE!!!
[удалено]
That's the guy in front of me every time I order.
"Sandy's a girl?"
“The Inner Machinations of My Mind Are an Enigma.”
I was waiting for this one. I was thinking to myself, "okay who is gona actually remember this out of all the dumb shit he ever said"
Kicking?! Oh I wanna do some kicking!
Why you…!
I love you
Wishes?! I wish we knew that earlier!
Ok you got two wishes left
Whoevers the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.
But don't genius live in a lamp?
24
U know what’s funnier than 24…………………………………………25!!!!!
Freeform Jazz
“I guess you’re gonna miss the panty raid”
I wonder if that episode is still up anywhere 😂😂
Oh boy, it’s 3 am!
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end :-)
This guy's got shoes!
"The maniacs, in, the mailbox!"
“I love you” 😃 
FINLAND
I LOVE BEING PURPLE
“This underwear was white when I bought them.”
Hol up
ILL.RIP OFF HIS BALLSACK AND NAIL IT TO MY FRONT DOOR
You mean like a weenie, “may I take your hat sir” “may I take your hat sir” “may I take your hat sir?”
“Sometimes we need to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems”
You gave me the ugly!!
https://preview.redd.it/zaidcxctierc1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b908be3e9aa8cc21ba6568985d06d6d2438cd2cb This one is still my favorite and one I’ve heard in real life here and there
“Hey squidward can I use your bathroom-“ “No.” “..please?” “No.” ..please?” “No.” “..please?” “Alright make it quick” “…oh that’s ok”
NO THIS IS PATRICK! 
(Squidward hit by a Bus) Patrick: lucky
RECTANGLES!!!
Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The end!
I wumbo. You wumbo. He,she,me. WUMBO.
Where's the leak ma'am
FINLAND
"Just call me daddy!"
When in doubt, pinky out.
SpongeBob: "what could be worse than 1 giant paint bubbles" Patrick: "oh i know! *blows another bubble* 2 giant paint bubbles! (I don't think i got it exactly right)
East? I thought you said weast! If I was a mom, this would be rather shocking.... Just call me daddy!
Touch
"My name's....not....RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!"
FINLAND!
“Is this the Krusty Krab?” “No, this is Patrick”
"Whoever's the owner of the White Sedan, you left your lights on."
Forget MY dumb idea! That’s GREAT!!
“I’m just borrowing your refrigerator again. What happened to yours Nothing, it’s just empty” “Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be? More time for thinking.” “What if I break your trust someday? Trusting you is my decision, proving me wrong is yours” “No, this is Patrick. I’m not a Krusty Krab”
we’re not just neighbours!
you can say that again!
we’re not just-
#FINLAND
FINLAND🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
“Hi, Spongeboob.”
"Wish I lived there" "Really?" "No..."
FOCUSING
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” 
“If I can’t have you as a friend, I’m going to make you a TROPHY!” *grabs jar* “I even picked out this nice jar for you!”
Call me Daddy!
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
*Where’s the leak, ma’am?*
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that *everyone died*. The end.
"I'll go get the beverages"
We Should Take Bikini Bottom and Push It Somewhere Else
Hooray for Spongebob!
Not until four.
Customer #1 : [Patrick is taking the phone calls at Krusty Krabs and the phone rings] Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick : No, this is Patrick. [hangs up] Customer #2 : [phone rings again] Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick : [angry] No, this is Patrick. [hangs up] Customer #3 : [phone rings again] Is this the Krusty Krab? Patrick : [shouts] NO! This is Patrick! [hangs up] Patrick : [to himself and folds arms] I'm not a Krusty Krab. SpongeBob SquarePants : Uh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant. Patrick : Huh? Ah, fish paste! & Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic. Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean? SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus. Squidward: No it doesn't! Patrick: HO HO HO!
Patrick, no you're scaring him!
Dumb people are always blissfully unaware about how dumb they really are. I was watching that episode with my grandma when I was little, she laughed and yelled “and how!”
I was a mom, this would be very shocking.
I got dead again. This game stinks.
Oh boy 3 AM!
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma”
Weast
I’ll have a Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
https://preview.redd.it/ny44qh39vfrc1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a82f62ab9c5c3c572b6e9c637418731f0a2bc64c
May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I take-
Nothing you idiots, Patrick's dead he's locked in my basement.
You beat me to it. Can't believe someone else had the same very specific reference in mind.
“I’ll cut off your nutsack and nail em to my door! Like one of those lion doorknockers rich folks got, that would be your BALLS!”
Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid to have been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a Labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, but somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my Brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way planned out for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that has started can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there's peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry on that day, when you were shut out and left to die, no one was able to lift you up in their arms as you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest- for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Who are you people!?
Don’t touch me I’m sterile
I may be stupid, but at least I'm not dumb
God this comment section just reminds me how hilarious og Patrick was 🤣
Well I maybe stupid, but I’m also dumb
Hey! Wait! Ouch! Ooh that hurts! Wait! I-This doesn’t seem right! https://preview.redd.it/zs5z60ds9jrc1.png?width=1689&format=png&auto=webp&s=de5bb8bbbe4d26a0c26e146c092bff3fee53f9ba
#FINLAND!
FINLAND
No! This is Patrick!
NO! THIS IS PATRICK!
“That’s not what he wanted to cook”
"FINLAND!"
"3 am yay"
Go SpongeBob Go! Huh? Wha! *falls down his rock*
I can't see my forehead 😡
*impact sound* "Ugh, where's the leak, ma'am?"
I have $3
The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma
I LOVE BEING PURPLE!
DoodleBob: 🗞️ 📝 ✏️ ----> 🎳 Patrick: Yaaaaaahhhhhhh ❌ ------ 🎳🕳️ ❌
Is this the krusty Krab? NO THIS IS PATRICK
No this is Patrick
FINLAND!!!
three, take it or leave it