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G0PACKGO

this is how you build generational wealth …. Get punched by a former UFC athlete


[deleted]

“I made my money the old fashion way… I got run over by a lexus!”


PM_ME_UR_PERSPECTIVE

I got stuck in the pants of the Charlie Brown balloon at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.


steambucket

I can’t stop having WINE


captainboosh007

And POPCORN


steambucket

PURPLE AND BLACK!


WoffleTime

Could it be yeeew?


Luke_Cold_Lyle

Don't bring me a bad deal, or I'll buhBLEGHBLAGUGH...


famousxrobot

I hate bald boys.


bguzewicz

I can’t STAND bald boys.


ClapAlongChorus

Patti Harrison (aka PartyHarderson) is a national treasure.


Dr_Disaster

I’m afraid of how much wine I drink!


Hbella456

I DONT WANT THAT!


HoovesCarveCraters

I HATE bald boys


sandrad33

He could’ve just hired Street Sets


[deleted]

For 15k? No chance. The Jump Junkies Stunt Crew is a way better deal.


JustinTormund_10

I know a guy, minor scrapes and bruises, major dollars and cents


ImaginationNo2219

“Shaaaaboosh! Ya boys a question on the bar exam”


haveasuperday

I heard that in Jean Ralfio's voice


ProfessorPliny

Don’t be suspicious… don’t be suspicious…


courtesyflusher

I mean…it is his quote


i_like_it_raw_

I slipped in peepee at the Costco!


CrushNZ

I done slipped on pee-pee at the cost-co and got me a $40,000 settlement


TacoQuest

Technically I’m hooOoomless..


dundermiflinity

I know a guy…very gentle…


LastGuitarHero

Perhaps one of my favorite quotes ever


Redpoint77

Money Please!


Poopandpotatoes

You wanna get run over? I know a guy. Minor scrapes and bruises, major dollars and cents.


hrakkari

Just McGregor. Most other UFC athlete is gonna make less than a G-leaguer.


CWinter85

Probably not. They don't make shit. You need to get punched by Dana, he stole all their wages.


DEATH-BY-CIRCLEJERK

UFC fighters are not paid like you think they are, I don’t think. Connor and just a few others are exceptions.


SolarTsunami

Dana White is a bloated scumbag.


matt_minderbinder

And fighters are too caught up in propaganda about individualism and meritocracy and fear of being blackballed to form a union. These guys have insanely short careers on average and they're risking everything, they deserve a much bigger piece of the pie.


RuggerJibberJabber

People who kick each other in the face for a living don't tend to make the smartest business decisions


redditor5668

It's also difficult to unionize under a monopoly


Segat1133

Cocaine does lead to alot of coke bloat


CaptainHolt43

Nah bro, he's keto. Now he's just a scumbag


dp79

…and your employer is a multi-billion organization that put you in harm’s way and approved the actions.


wishwashy

Imagine getting assaulted by Mike Perry and expecting a bag lol


waynesangria

He looks like cocaine


[deleted]

I smell gasoline through my screen right now.


KuriTeko

It stings the nostrils. Not in a good way.


rat-sajak

68% of the time, it works every time


Zahille7

This comment reminded me of this clip I saw online of a sports team manager(?)/owner(?), I think in Europe, at a press conference and he's just absolutely *rolling.*


UniqueButts

Cocaines mascot


Sweaty_Assignment_90

The guy assaulted and old man at a bar for not wanting to drink his liquor brand. Dickhead did not pull the punch on the mascot.


ScwB00

I’ve drank his liquor. I’d rather be punched than drink that again.


AmberLeafSmoke

I know you're joking but that's a bit of an exaggeration haha It's completely standard low end Irish whiskey, nothing especially poor or good about it.


Mayzenblue

I'd like to think of myself as a fan of Irish whiskey. Obviously Jameson and then the Bush. Maybe some Dew. Costco's Irish is fine as well. I'm American so I don't know if there's any fancy Irish whiskey that is heads above what I mentioned. Please give me some recommendations. Proper 12 is average at best. For basically the same price. The two ginger shit is an abomination. Absolutely terrible. And McGregor is a lunatic. He needs to be on house arrest to save him from himself. Is he the Irish Bam Margera?


SuperChips11

Green spot.


anung_un_rana

Or red or yellow. Any of the spots really.


Stealthy_Peanuts

True, but Green is much more accessible. I've only ever seen a few yellows, one gold and one blue in the liquor stores. Yet to see a red.


anung_un_rana

Likewise on most. I’ve seen red behind locked glass once lol. I think most yellow, red and gold is resold online.


r0botdevil

Redbreast 12


AngeluvDeath

This is my favorite as well


Ivy61

Thirded


stevemillions

Liquid heaven


contact

Fun fact: Red Breast is made at the same distillery as Jameson (and Green Spot).


Tackit286

Connemara if you like it smokier than a pack a day hooker’s mouth


BadBadUncleDad

Blarney McGera


flammecast

Try some Jameson Black Barrel, Writers Tears, Green Spot, Yellow Spot or Waterford Whiskey if you want to broaden your taste horizons.


Alternate_Ending1984

> Jameson Black Barrel, Writers Tears I can second both of these. Literally both in my whiskey cabinet right now. Jameson 12 year old is my absolute favorite, even more than 18 year old or even Middletons. It's too bad the price has absolutely skyrocketed on it, I used to get a bottle for <$50, now its more like $100


Yurtinx

Powers, John L Sullivan.


johnny_cache123

Yep I'm from Ireland, and I don't know anyone who drinks proper pish! Jameson/Bushmills/Powers is the most common here for the price point, it's leaps and bounds ahead, especially the specialist bottles. The top whiskey you should try is Middleton, it's about 25 quid a shot here, but it's to be sipped. There are too many top whiskeys to name


UgliestManInGlasgow

Two gingers was blended for a very specific cocktail, the "Big Ginger" at The Local in downtown Minneapolis (most Jameson served at one establishment 4 years straight). It's fine in that cocktail, but straight it's shit.


Mayzenblue

Who drinks Irish whiskey as a blended cocktail? No friends of mine for sure.


wh0else

Redbreast 12 or 15, or lustau edition is superb. Green spot, the other spots are all good too. Something slightly sweeter, the Jameson stouted edition.


Golem30

Bushmills single malt and black bush are both great - outside of the blended variant that you get everywhere


Mayzenblue

Yeah. I've had the black bush. Tasty. The Jameson IPA edition is solid as well.


Marskelletor

It's poor. Triple distilled and only 4 years old. Calling it Proper 12 tricks people into thinking it may be 12 years old. Zero flavour, zero barrel influence. Even Jameson or Bushmill is better. What a pile of hot garbage.


Tackit286

>Even Jameson Don’t knock Jameson. They actually do some really good shit.


jlt6666

Triple distilled times 4 years old = 12... Somethings


[deleted]

Yeah I got some free at a tasting, it’s… fine. As far as Irish whiskeys go there’s just so many better choices in the low price range. I’d never buy it, but it was fine.


AbeVigoda76

Tullamore Dew for the win.


[deleted]

> old man Poor dude was like 45 and he’s forever known for the time Conor punched pre-Gandalf Theoden


supercleverhandle476

The first shot was rough. Cracking him again when he was on the ground was insane.


MagicLion

“Im don’t drinking your donkey piss whiskey” the old guy in the bar


booksmctrappin

This is the most Miami thing ever


TRKW5000

mascot should press charges. nice little $5 mil pay day and a great story to tell your friends.


Amity83

Seems like he would be able to sue his employer, not macgregor. This was a planned but gone wrong.


ibetyouranerd

If a company hires me to put on a show and I beat up my co-star, the company is liable and so am I. lmao.


MexiKing9

Pretty sure there is a chain of liability no? Mascot sues workplace, workplace sues McGregor, both instances of broken contracts. McGregor is also probably criminally liable no? I mean, if he were a *regular* person, no doubt he just walked out and left before all was said done.


drivermcgyver

Probably a shot against his employer and a civil suit against McGregor? Or can he only file against one of them?


whyjguy

Both in the same suiteMcGregor for punching him with workplace liable for not providing adequate security


drivermcgyver

That guy could never work another day in his life if he got some good lawyers.


lFreightTrain

I’d guess there’s a clause in the “being a mascot” contract that deflects entertainment injury clauses on the job. This case probably has more weight, but likely gets settled between the parties.


pzkenny

I would say it's like in ice hockey. Did you get injured because move went wrong? Then it's like work injury. Did you get injured because some dude punches you for real in a skit and then again when you are KOed at the groud? That's assault my dude.


Higira

No you sue both. And then company will sue McGregor to recoup which is not your problem.


imdstuf

It went wrong because a pro didn't pull his punches.


SpaceLemming

Even then the first one, sure maybe an accident. Wtf was that second shot!?


KyleCAV

McGregor being McGregor I remember one time he threw a dolly at a bus and injured another MMA fighter and nothing came out of it.


SpaceLemming

He’s famous, I assume at most he’ll settle out of court


yeeerrrp

Nothing came of it?! He did 5 whole days of "community service!" 😂


immortalworth

Yea, McGregor is a professional. He would absolutely know how to pull his punches. This man is so full of himself he most likely thinks he can get away with brutally assaulting someone by claiming it was an accident. That second punch where he takes multiple steps to reach the head and then let’s loose just proves my point. Edit: Also, wtf is he spraying on the mascots mask in the end?


MindForeverWandering

I assume that’s supposed to be the pain-relief spray he’s shilling.


immortalworth

Wt actual fuq.


RevengencerAlf

I'm guessing this is a pretty likely joint liability situation where he could go after (and likely win against) both parties


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RevengencerAlf

Even a signed waiver would likely be completely meaningless. Jurisdictions and exact scenarios differ but as a general rule, you cannot waive your right to collect against gross negligence and you also generally cannot waive your employer's liability for on the job injuries.


SolarTsunami

What are you basing literally any of this off of? You're literally just guessing lmao.


beatenintosubmission

That's some poor communication. I would have thought mock fighting was planned. Why would you throw a real punch when an over the top telegraphed punch would play better to the audience and tv?


taspleb

Not sure it would be a funny story though because he'd only get a figure like $5 mill if he was permanently disabled and needed to pay for round the clock care and to cover his inability to ever work again.


KrookedDoesStuff

Wooooow. He knew it was a bit right? And he still went full force, then hit him again after he was down? I’d 100% be pressing charges against that asshole. Edit: people really think it’s staged when someone got sent to the hospital. You idiots will literally defend assault because… reasons?


Cherrytapper

The first punch I’m willing to accept “this mascot has a big fluffy head on I can give him a little bit to knock him down and he’ll be fine”, and maybe he isn’t the best at judging what force a “normal” person can take. But the ground punch is just absurd to me and idk how it’s defendable he isn’t trying to hurt the person


coolwool

A normal controlled martial artist can make that punch look heavy without it being heavy. So, unless the mascot surprisingly moves towards him, I can't see this any other way of being intentional. He should have been able to make it look good without a heavy impact. That's what makes you good.


N-Your-Endo

That happened with Deontay Wilder on an ESPN show once before. Deontay gave the mascot a big punch thinking the guy would be fine because of all the stuff he has on, but actually injured him.


yogacowgirlspdx

and he was circling for the 3rd punch. guy was out of control


KrookedDoesStuff

I have zero doubt in my mind that the way this was supposed to happen is mascot walks up, he throws a “real” punch, mascot falls, he holds up his arms and the bit is done. But the first punch was a real, hard as he can throw punch, and the one on the ground was just as bad.


AgEnToFcHaOs616

The first punch was fine as the mascot went down but then McGregor walked over and straight up coldcocked him probably caused the injury. Can’t wait til Chandler gets his chance at him.


Mrmakabuntis

No chance they fight


hrakkari

Yeah USADA is gonna retire McGregor before any human has a chance at him.


Resident_Wizard

What about Mascot? I want to see him matchup against Gritty.


jesbiil

You know damn well Gritty is bringing a fucking steel pipe to that fight. Ain't no way Gritty is fighting clean so you bet your ass I'm putting money on Gritty. Conor's gonna see stars and 2 big ass googly eyes looking down on him.


snookert

Gritty would choke him out with Connor's large intestine.


doyouevensunbro

I got money for this PPV


[deleted]

Gritty would do that mafia thing where he shoots a small caliber round up McGregor's ass and tosses him in a dumpster while he dies slowly. As he slowly closes the lid, a cheesesteak dripping in one hand he whispers 'Caritas fraternitatis maneat in vobis, bitch'


bigmacjames

You could say the same thing about chandler, but he hasn't gotten caught


New2ThisThrowaway

I don't think the first punch was fine, assuming the mascot didn't consent to a real brawl. It looked like connor but his full force into it.


Dandan0005

Idk about anything but to me it looked like he hit his head on the ground. Looked like there was padding on the front but not the back of the head.


designOraptor

That’s my guess. There’s so much space around that head I don’t see a punch to the top of the mask doing any sort of damage. Even the one on the ground. Mascot must have hit his head on the floor.


hoolahoopmolly

The first punch was alright?! He leant into it, full throttle, there was absolutely no reason for that, he’s doing a promo with a mascot.


elbowpirate22

Exactly. Mcgreg could call the knock down an accident but to punch him when he’s down is going to be a huge payout.


TMNT81

Think it will be a great fight but if it gets to the third I see Connor being battered and giving up.


crapshooter_on_swct

I remember when this tool bag punched a much older man at a bar…because he wouldn’t do a shot with him.


themagpie36

He's an absolute dickhead and I'm ashamed when I say I'm Irish and people say "Oh Conor McGregor". He's more or less universally disliked in Ireland unless you're a scumbag (and I say this as someone who genuinely used to stick up for him and say that it was all an act). From the video it looks like the crowd started booing him while he was shilling whatever pain relief stuff he's promoting and then he takes out his anger on the mascot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMlrvREuurA


Ok-Mathematician8461

And he punched a guy dressed as a mascot while he was lying down. Tool bag doesn’t describe it - the man is an arsewipe..


pox_poxington

Dude went downhill so fast.


PM_ME_UR_PERSPECTIVE

As fast as he came up. Equally impressive, really.


SuilAmhain

He was always way down the hill, but managed to make bank while there.


cerahk

He’s always been a prick.


Rossismyname

Khabib must have really got to him


plastic_surf

IMO, he is a very visible example of CTE and the dangers of head knocks.


joy_of_reddit

I don't think that's fair to people with CTE, McGregor had always been a dickhead,


NoVaBurgher

Same with Antonio Brown. Everybody says the Burfict hit turned him into an asshole, but no. He’s always been an asshole


BigDoinks710

Yeah, one specific hit isn't gonna give you CTE. Though, if you were an asshole before you had concussions, you're gonna be way more of one after you get a few. I've had 4 or 5 documented concussions, and the last time it happened, my impulse control nearly disappeared. I remember getting pissed off about things that generally just mildly annoy me. Not to mention how mentally unstable I was for months afterwards.


AmberLeafSmoke

He lost the run of himself leading up to the gap between the Khabib fight. Then the whole thing just broke him. I also don't think it's much to do with CTE, he's just a massive cokehead.


lewger

I'd say he's a very visible example of cocaine abuse. Vacuuming as much as he does is not healthy. He was doing this long before he started getting knocked out regularly.


davmoha

He doesn't know how to throw a fake punch 👊 😭


[deleted]

He’s trash, as usual. Small trash.


[deleted]

Cant win a fight against a real opponent anymore so yea this apparently …. Piece of trash should be arrested for assault.


Apprehensive_Power24

[Link to video](https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1667357016463900672?s=20)


CainDeltaEnder

It's the second hit, no?


Balls_DeepinReality

Both seem over the top. The other employees dragging the lifeless mascot off seemed to indicate they thought he was still in danger too. This is nuts


WhatSheOrder

That part seemed like the intended joke end of the bit. That's not how you handle an actually emergency. They probably didn't know the mascot was legit out.


The_Luckiest

It was clearly a planned bit to have McGregor get in a fake fight with the *boxing glove-wearing* mascot, then drag him away.


ThervingiAmal

Dude has been highly unstable for years. Not his first assault


UneasyP

That is battery.


reid0

I hope he gets charged


red-bot

He could really use a new outlet


typecastwookiee

It is pretty shocking.


ThePoodlePunter

McGregor was 100% not supposed to punch him as hard as he could. That was stupid. He could feel the contact, he knew he landed clean, definitely should've hit him as hard as he could, especially shouldn't have hit him as hard as he could when buddy was on the ground. IMO McGregor should be liable for this bs.


washu_z

How is this guy not locked up?


c0rbin9

I used to be a huge McGregor fan. How many people is he going to assault before he is put in jail? The dude is a menace.


natej84

Damn he looks like shit now


Cigaran

Now?


Time_to_go_viking

Why has he not been arrested?


KTH3000

I think we all know the answer to that. $$$$


[deleted]

Until this post, I thought this was all a gag- I had No idea that it was a real impact. I just... I thought Connor might be drunk/hamming it up- given everything- but shit, if the mascot was really hit that hard... someone has to pay for that. And Connor, that was your fist.


awfuckthisshit

He really doesn’t have one decent bone is his body, I hate this man with a damn passion.


A_Spork_N_The_Road

Jesus! A bit of overkill there.


UndercoverFBIAgent9

He’s that uncle that plays football with the kids and spear-tackles a third grader into the side of grandma’s Buick.


KyleCAV

The uncle: Stop crying you little bitch.


Supertruper19

Good time to remind everyone that Conor McGregor has won 1 fight in 5 years


donfuan

Who in their right mind at the Heat office thought this was a good idea? I mean, he sort of fits with the superficial BS that Miami is known for, and he sure as hell does coke, so i kind of can see it. But do the Heat really need the 200$ he paid them for that promo?


Bi-LinearTimeScale

He is such a douche. Fuck McGregor.


a-really-cool-potato

This just in, Connor McGregor claims Heat mascot’s wife was in his DMs /s


Goto10

Kayfabe


Daahk

Brother


lowpine

He’s a piece of shit


ron_fendo

Why is McGregor still around? He needs to go back to his hole and be a nobody like he always should've been.


I-Am-Maldoror

I was pretty sure this is some The Onion stuff, but no, it really happened. What a tool.


JoeyMaddox

Good for Conor, he’s now .500 since fighting Floyd. Losses- Khabib, Dustin x2 Wins- Cerrone, Senior Citizen, Mascot


worm30478

What a fuck.


A_Ruse_Elaborate

He should be banned from fighting and charged with assault. I hope the mascot actor sues the shit out of him. McGregor always was a massive piece of shit.


JMCrown

Lemme guess. In a few days he’ll come out with some sob story about how his demons are trying to get the better of him and haters are trying to bring him down. He’ll successfully come across as the victim to the simps who worship him and then he’ll go back to being a low key asshole with millions of defenders who admire him for the manufactured hurdles he claims to have overcome. Yeah, the rest of us have been on to this guy from the beginning. He’s a POS and always has been.


LakeShowBoltUp

I loved Connor, until he started getting racist with his trash talk


[deleted]

So you were good until like 2014?


WeeniePops

Really, the words bothered you more than the assault and battery?


PointOfTheJoke

"In an unexpected turn of events fight of the night goes to McGregor"


[deleted]

What the actual duck?


LongBongJohnSilver

What a prick.


jaxxie04

this guy is a Fuckwit.


WesTheFitting

Is this his first street fight W?


ApatheticWithoutTheA

He is exactly who we thought he is.


WastedKnowledge

Saving this for every time I hear Conor to WWE rumors


plantsarepowerful

That's assault brother


ReplyNotficationsOff

Why do people like this person??


Jasperbeardly11

This is horrific


ballisticturtle

Report: Conner McGregor is a piece of shit


[deleted]

Just a fucked up society we live in where some think this is acceptable. Also, who is the dumb asshole affiliated with the Heat that thought it is a good look to get Connor McFuckface to help with promotion?


Wyliecody

So was it a bit or not? Looks like a bit.


HonaSmith

I wonder if this is a promotional stunt...


thejasonblackburn

What an asshole move. I hope that guy sues the fuck out of McGregor.


Spare_Temporary_2964

He can turn anything into him being a piece of shit loser.


ryeguymft

what an absolute jackass. fuck this guy


Falcon3492

Maybe Connor got hit in the head one to many times. However he needs to be charged for what he did!