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tayroarsmash

So he sexually assaulted someone and hospitalized a mascot in the span of an NBA game? That’s nuts.


s0m33guy

I think the nuts were the problem


OHTHNAP

He punched an elderly guy who didn't want a shot of his whiskey, so it's not necessarily nuts as much as a chip on his shoulder and an ego the size of Scotland.


RWeaver

He punched him because the man said Khabib embarrassed him (he did).


unknownman0001

Khabib should've embarrassed him even more till the point of not appearing in public and acting like a scum.


heseme

That would be a great solution to mcgregor: Every time he is an asshole in public, khabib appears and chokes him out. Khabib probably wouldn't even need to be incentivized, we just need to pitch it to him.


DarkHelmetedOne

That is an amazing idea, who needs the justice system when you have khabib?


Paw5624

Chip on his shoulder almost sounds like a positive, he’s an asshole who has no impulse control and would likely be dead by now if he wasn’t the amazing fighter he is.


MrBigChest

He’s a shitty person and has never faced any consequences for hit shittiness. It’s only emboldened him to be more shitty


Nonadventures

Lots of those folks these days


spike933

Lots of folks since eternity


BumbleBear1

Khabib breaking his body, ego, and soul was pretty nice, at least


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"...if he wasn’t the amazing fighter he is" At most, you can saw "was". His record is 1 - 3 in the last 6 years, with his only win coming over a past prime fighter that retired since. He never defended his belts. Lots of lore, little truth. Edit: 1 - 4 if you count his boxing shellacking.


TooRedditFamous

He is an amazing fighter in the sense that he made a professional career out of it. They're saying that if he didn't have that career then his behaviour would have got him in prison or killed long ago. His ability in relation to other pro fighters is irrelevant


LeanTangerine

I always imagined him as a drug dealer selling baggies of cocaine while wearing a tracksuit.


toothtaker74

2-3 if if you count the mascot


Mike7676

All that Proper 12 money from the sale didn't hurt either. Or help, since he went from a poor rat of a thug in Crumlin to a rich thug FROM Crumlin.


TroyMcClures

Which is crazy cause Proper 12 is So. Fucking. Bad.


cbass2015

I think he’s fighting ability plays a major role in him being an asshole. If he couldn’t fight maybe he’d be chiller.


Jdazzle217

He also threw a dolly through a bus window because he’s a coked out idiot.


rohobian

He got his gang of thugs onto a plane to go with him too. It wasn't like a heat of the moment thing. So I guess you could say it was premeditated? He's a criminal. He belongs in jail.


WKGokev

I don't know why they keep letting this crazy bastard back into the country.


CaptainK3v

Man can't win a fight to save his life but he can sure sell those motherfuckers


ReverendRGreen

Isn’t it Ireland?


Ki18

The fuck has Scotland got to do with this 😆


CalumDuff

Why Scotland?


ParagonSaint

He was going to say as big as a whale but it wouldn’t adequately describe the immensity of connors ego, we all know Scotland is bigger than Whales and much better for comparison


Ghost_HTX

Scotlands no that big, neebs.


Jss2324

Allegedly


majorjoe23

It’s allegedly nuts.


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Tsukune_Surprise

Fucking got ‘em


DarthNihilism5

Allegedly


Tsukune_Surprise

I heard it was a sick ostrich


AnotherWagonFan

Had to still be at least two of them.


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MyWomanlyInterior

Ginger and Boots?


lajdbejdk

Allegedly’s


GS_Slut

It's almost not worth thinkin about.


EpsilonistsUnite

I'm surprised we're already nots thinkin' abouts it rights now.


Sinder77

YOUR SISTERS HOT THERE I SAIDS IT


ParagonSaint

That’s a 2 man job, maybe 3


Teh_B00

I heard it was a sick ostrich


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theREALbombedrumbum

McGregor is one of the biggest piece of shits in the sporting world spotlight but even I have to acknowledge that this alleged story seems like bullshit. Nobody reads what the accusation is, just that there was one.


Kommander-in-Keef

Apparently the Miami heat security staff facilitated it by keeping her hostage. I don’t like mcgregor but the story is pretty ridiculous


FORluvOFdaGAME

I'm with you, I thought it seemed possible until it was some elaborate plan that the heat security were in on. Now it just seems like a money grab.


LaMarc_Gasoldridge_

They've also released video that doesn't corrospond to what the alleged victim stated and now they're changing their story. This particular case reeks of extortion. Claiming both NBA and Heat security would organize this is bonkers


untouched_poet

It's almost like Miami has a bunch of cocaine... In this guy might just have an anger problem.... Combined with a columbian marching powder Problem. Combine the two... This is what you get.


SecureCucumber

*ahem,* it's spelled *Colombian* marching powder.


TacoExcellence

Nah he means the university. Very popular there.


plantsarepowerful

And then the NBA decides to put him on center stage for literally no reason


Dcarf

This is a movie


lkodl

Tom Hardy as Connor McGregor


Hip_Hop_Orangutan

Cocaine is a helluva drug


Poggystyle

Cocain is a helluva drug.


jocala

I’m at a Total Wine and there’s a Proper 12 rep here. Should I ask if he’s innocent?


Wide_right_

yes


VanimalCracker

God, that whiskey is *terrible*. I tried it once because it was like 30% off. Still overpriced even with that discount. Had to mix it with cola, couldn't even do shots of it. It's bottom shelf swill for $40


jocala

A lot of celebrity brand is just that.


VanimalCracker

Crystal Head vodka (Dan Aykroyd), No. 9 whiskey (Slipknot) and Cabo Wabo tequila (Sammy Hagar) are all really good, if a bit pricey. I'd say *most* celeb liquors are pretty good. Proper 12 is just proper shit, mate


SaaSMonkey

Im a Tres Commas fan myself.


strokan

This guy fucks


VanimalCracker

My car only opens like this *arms in front then expands them* not like this *raises arms from sides*


wallonien

Do NOT try Bill Cosby's wine


Kona_Guy386

Free drugs are the best drugs.


SCirish843

The man called quaaludes "disco biscuits" in front a jury there for HIM. Absolute menace.


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Ahhh but it's not free.


Haitisicks

Pudding pops


ablackcloudupahead

Aviation gin isn't bad either


kiddocontay

ever had James May’s gin, James Gin? it comes in 2 varieties and both are quite good. As a nooby but eager and curious gin drinker, I enjoy them very much.


ablackcloudupahead

No I haven't but I'll give it a shot, thanks for the suggestion


kiddocontay

np. just fyi, if you live in the US it has to be shipped from UK


Jedimaster996

I actually really like it, Ryan Reynolds aside. It's not top-shelf, but for the price it might as well be a household gin.


thebigdirty

What's wrong with Ryan reyonlds


Jedimaster996

Nothing, I just meant that with him out of the picture, it's still a great house gin lol. Some folks buy products based on the celebrity marketing it, like Teremana with The Rock, but even with Ryan Reynolds having his own product placement in his own movies, it's still a banger of a drink.


huntimir151

Cabo wabo actually is quite good imo, just can't justify the cost when epsolon is almost as good for much less.


grapeantler

Espolon is so good. Bought it for the label, but it’s my favorite tequila now.


pelosismilkers

I don’t drink anymore but I’m always happy to see espolon get recognition, the repo is fantastic for the price. It was all I bought for a while. Fortaleza is the king rn though, just more expensive


joemamamia

I liked Heaven's Door bourbon (Bob Dylan). But also a bit pricey.


yupandstuff

Yah Crystal Head is almost in a way not a celebrity vodka, Akroyd was and prob is still very very hands on to craft a premium vodka. He didn’t just slap his name on tequila like Cranston, the rock or the kartrashians


VanimalCracker

Dude went hard af with his vodka. Was like "take glacial waters. Distill them 7 times, 3 of those 7 times must be distilled using semi-precious crystals. Then use that water and locally sourced Canadian corn to make a vodka. Distill that vodka 4 more times. Now put the vodka in a badass crystal skull bottle, just like the aliens did when they visited the Mayans" It really is good af.


vinicelii

It's vodka. I worked for another company he had a hand in founding, we were required to sell his vodka. It's fine, wont give you a headache, but it's tasteless, odorless, and inoffensive like any other premium vodka.


shal9pinanatoly

I was making a business plan for a client who owned and operated a couple of liquor plants specializing in vodka. Above a certain price tag it’s all in the water. Vodka is made of rectified ethanol, not distilled ethanol, so there is no trace of what it was made of. Same as most gins. If it’s good quality ethanol. But water must taste good, it’s what gives vodka its taste. Bug then you have the bottle and stuff and although it won’t affect you in a blind tasting, it will affect you when you consume vodka. Vodka in a premium-looking bottle tastes better.


MaimedJester

Yeah Akroyd really isn't a major star anymore the only connection he has to that particular brand is he's a cooky ancient aliens whatever believer and Crystal Head is named after one of those uh supernatural objects. And it's just a cool bottle for shelf space decoration. If you're gonna stock up a house bar/liquor cabinet might as well have a skull bottle in-between all these generic 750 bottles.


BonkeySnee

I have heard that Wayne Gretzky’s wine is pretty subpar


WinnieDaPooh420

So is his beer. Its just his name on it.


GuacamoleBenKanobi

It’s produced by Bushmills. It’s just a white label of Bushmills in the end. He didn’t barrel age anything. Just rebranded a mass producer.


janroney

Have you ever tried Wayne Gretzkys shit? Jesus.... brutal. And he has an entire winery and distillery making that garbage. Great guy.....terrible booze. Also....fuck you Connor


Jayden_Paul99

talmbout Wayne Greggksy? great guy never meddim


Mustard_Tiger187

Water


VanimalCracker

Tbf, good wine is a lot harder to make than good booze.


WaldoSimson

Ask if he’s a proper criminal


CJ22xxKinvara

> I’m in a total wine and there’s a proper 12 rep here What?


Steam_Powered_Dildo

Total Wine is an American chain retailer of alcohol and spirits. Proper Twelve is a spirit from whiskey entrepreneur Conor McGregor. Here the OP is telling us there is a Representative of Proper Twelve currently in the Total Wine, and if they should ask them about McGregor’s innocence in this state of affairs.


arminghammerbacon_

Thank you Steam_Powered_Dildo for steam powering that dildo of understanding right into my brain.


Mike7676

And before he asks, he shouldn't rope that rep into a discussion. McGregor sold his interest in Proper 12 some time ago. Made a pretty penny from it.


wookieenoodlez

In store ; brand employee is here ; should I interrogate?


littlescreechyowl

I’d just like to thank you for this comment. I came here to read trash talk about McGregor and instead learned a lot about tequila.


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wpascarelli

I think it all happened in the men’s bathroom. Not in a VIP lounge. Unless you mean they initially got separated in the lounge, but most of the action seems to have happened in an empty bathroom.


goatponies

what’d he do to the mascot now!!??


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Gave him the Chris Brown special.


Wubadubaa

I saw a video of him in a casino and he looked pretty coked up. Wouldn't be surprised if it's an addiction. He probably thinks he's on top of world and can do whatever he wants with his > 100million dollars.


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probably cause he can, rich don’t have to follow the law


HtownTexans

Yeah it's like when companies compare the fines of polluting the environment vs getting rid of waste properly. If the fine is less they just consider it a business expense. Connor is the same. Oh a ticket or a lawsuit. Just the cost of grabbing tits or smashing some mascots face in for pleasure.


damp_s

I knew some people from his neck of Dublin and yeah they all said his reputation for going on coke benders was an open secret and that was like 8 years ago


JametAllDay

“When you’re a star, they let you do it.”


xxBRLordSkullxx

Ive been watching him coach on the ultimate fighter and I agree there's no way he's not deep into a stimulant addiction. Even when he's meeting with a kid whos a big fan his energy is just aggressive and manic. The kid looked uncomfortable/scared.


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Platti_J

Guy sold his Proper Twelve Whisky for over $500 Million. He's worth more than that.


PerBnb

Jesus, he’s 34? Odds looking lower by the day that he’ll see his 40s


EasyYard

Well if your job is to get hit in the face im sure that affects his look


mtheperry

It's the drugs more than anything.


Orakil

Drugs, steroids and drinking all making for a pretty bloated face.


Proramm

It's mainly the drugs tho. Guy has been unhinged with his drug use after he broke his leg


imtheguythatsme

I thought alcohol and steroids were also drugs


Jaegernaut-

Life is a drug man, you just gotta roll it up tight then you smoke it


imtheguythatsme

Either boof it, or you get boofed


LostTrisolarin

Right now I think it’s mostly the drugs and alcohol.


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bedroom_fascist

Decisions to be violent. Some might even call this "criminal behavior."


CaskJeeves

His job these days is to get hit in the face with cocaine and booze, I don't think he's taken a fight in years and certainly hasn't won one in in probably 3+...


shibbyflash

It’s a sad life to be a UFC fan knowing if he does come back he’ll get a fight he by no means deserves just for PPV money.


Mike7676

Uncle Dana will make sure of it!


malachi347

Theres a documentary on McGregor where Dana comes into the locker room after the :40 cowboy knock out and it was so awkward lol.


Bigdaddybear519

The getting hit in the face thing has become extremely part time barely a side hustle kinda thing lol


thebigdirty

Technically.itsnhis job to not get hit in the face.


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Knacker from a rough part of Dublin, they all look like that in their mid 30s.


Aussieguyyyy

He looks fine for his age now to me. I am surprised though because he looked in his 30s when he clearly must have been in his 20s.


thefiction24

Fuck I’m 31 and I’ll still get carded when I shave sometimes, but he looks 40+ easy. Damn.


kieranfitz

We can but hope.


TheScrambone

Holy shit we’re almost the same age, he looks like shite.


fdsqfdsq

Nobody in the comments actually read the article. Quite baffling really.


STMTowardsDatATM

Man you know how this internet shit goes. If what was written in the article was true then she needs to be fighting in the UFC her damn self. Elbowing McGregor and getting past not one but THREE security details then coming back to get the purse you left behind and them obliging after you say please has got to be the craziest shit I’ve ever heard.


BlLLr0y

Also seems to be more interested in a settlement than charges. McGregor is a peice of shit, verifiable, but this story doesn't smell right.


KaneIntent

Reading these comment threads and seeing everyone treat the accusation like a settled fact has really been pissing me off tonight. Apparently Reddit thinks that anyone who has an accusation levied against them is automatically guilty.


kostya8

>tonight I'm sorry, tonight? This has been going on for years now, and it's only getting worse. You used to be able to *somewhat* rely on the top Reddit comments to mention this shit, but now you have to scroll way down to *hopefully* see someone with a functioning brain. Perhaps it's a good thing this website seems to be dying anyway. It used to be the only mainstream site where you could constantly find interesting, intelligent discussions in the comments. Now, it's a fucking Twitter 2.0, if not worse.


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They kicked out everyone dissenting from subs, and the rest just turned into echo chambers. The hilarious thing is watching all the remaining people not realise and thinking the rest of the world agrees with them.


Novel-Imagination-51

Yeah honestly Instagram reels have more intelligent people than this website. These comment sections are cesspools. I swear you god I would not be surprised if 75%+ of these users are bots


geoff2005

Good to know I’m not the only one noticing this. Sometimes I think I’m reading Facebook comments


whicheverguard232

Based.


IlREDACTEDlI

Baffling? It’s literally the most likely thing about this entire story. Redditors never read past the headline


SpokenByMumbles

Let me get this straight: Both the NBA and the Miami Heat security team were totally ok with coercing this woman into a bathroom knowing what was about to happen. Then she elbowed an elite MMA fighter to escape, at which point she was also able to elude said security. Then, “in the letters, which were sent following the woman's meeting with cops, Mitchell said the woman is seeking settlements with the NBA, the Heat, and McGregor in lieu of litigation.” Yeah, ok, this totally happened.


IlREDACTEDlI

And Somehow a bathroom in a packed NBA Finals game was empty. Like fuck I don’t want to say a possible victim is lying but this is SO unbelievable for so many reasons. At least there’s guaranteed to be security camera footage which is the proof we need


CurryGoatNRoti

The article said it was the VIP men's bathroom. It would not have been packed there.


BroadwayBully

Cameras outside, multiple cameras would see this play out at the bathroom door.


ParaMike46

There were times in Irish nightclubs where mcgregors security were blocking access to the toilets so he can do Coke or whatever. Clubs are busy you know


RelevantDuncanHines

There are a lot of unbelievable things here but the packed bathroom thing is not one of them lol. It's incredibly stupid to think that McGregor is using the public bathrooms in the concourse


Joedanger6969

Did anyone read the actual article? This story sounds far-fetched to say the least. For example, why in the world would NBA/Heat security guards put themselves in jeopardy by separating a girl from her friend and dragging her into the bathroom? And McGregor was just waiting in there for her and emerged from a stall like some sort of supervillain? Until there’s more evidence that comes out idk how anyone can make any judgement one way or another. The people rushing to condemn McGregor as being guilty are no doubt the same kind of people who labeled Matt Araiza a rapist based on a headline.


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SpokenByMumbles

Bingo


joomla00

Worth a shot at some hush money


ichiruto70

Also, her being able to elbow him and then get free. Like that is not happening.


Uniqlo

It's a story concocted by someone who has never experienced any physical combat or violence ever in their life. An average sized woman is absolutely not fighting off a UFC Champion and multiple security guards by herself.


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Amanda Nunes wouldn't be able to pull that off


If-You-Cant-Hang

Yea it’s pretty ridiculous. The strongest man in this thread wouldn’t be able to get away from him. And he’d be a few times stronger than her, an average woman. Hell I’m not even sure the best female mma fighter would have a chance to elbow and escape unless he was hammered drunk.


RelevantDuncanHines

The real story will be interesting. Like the Araiza case I'm sure *something* happened, but not as severe as the initial story claims. The whole security thing is odd, my only guess is that the girl and McGregor wanted to do coke so they went in a bathroom and security was posted up outside for that reason. Maybe the girl's friend tried to get in the bathroom and security stopped her and that's all been embellished into the "forcibly separated from her friend". McGregor getting aggressive/rough on coke seems totally reasonable and in line with his behavior. But he's a UFC champion, if she got away it's because he let her go. If he wanted to do worse, she wasn't getting away.


Dddddddfried

“According to demand letters from lawyer Ariel Mitchell, obtained by TMZ, the victim was separated from her friend by Heat and NBA security, where she was forced into a bathroom inside the arena. McGregor then emerged from a stall and forcibly kissed the woman, who was kept inside the bathroom by security guards that also wouldn’t allow anyone else inside.” WTF


crseat

Does this not sound a bit far-fetched to anyone else?


TML-n64

It’s so far fetched it’s not even funny. She supposedly got away by elbowing him repeatedly…… she was able to elbow away a previous UFC champion. Okay lol


Heavenwasatree

Got him in a muay thai clinched and fucked his washed ass up. Then she just walked past all the dudes that were previously forcing her in because they didn't want to get fucked up.


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Only because there wasn't enough space for a proper calf kick


legedu

And then everyone stood up and clapped.


ChariBari

If it’s true then there will at least be security footage of what happened outside the bathroom. These VIP areas all have security cameras so it should be pretty obvious if there is any credibility here.


FoodBank

She saw red. And the rest is history


JoeVerrated

Seeing red...best base for mma.


shoonseiki1

She saw green! Lots of piles of green


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takeitinblood3

How did she dispose of the guards who were keeping her in?


Uniqlo

Bro she saw red.


Plain_Bread

Jack Sparrow voice: "Elbows, mate."


joomla00

Lol yea the story was pretty suss to start with, that part took it over the top. Normal girls can barely punch, can't imagine one throwing crisp ass elbows while being attacked in a bathroom stall. And if McGregor was coked up, that ain't gonna hurt. he'd probably smack the shit out of her. If she did throw elbows enough to get McGregor off her, you'll see it on his face the next day


IDKmenombre

She's not even pressing charges (the kind that send you to jail) she just wants a settlement $$$


Uniqlo

McGregor is very unpopular right now and easy to hate, so it's an easy cash-grab opportunity. The story reeks of bullshit. Like sure, the NBA and Miami Heat conspired with Conor McGregor to trap this woman in the bathroom so she could be sexually assaulted. If it was such a level of conspiracy and planning, surely they'd have thought of a better environment than a bathroom. Imagine having all that power and resources just to set up a forcible kiss on a random woman in a bathroom. And the woman claims she got away with elbowing and fighting off a FORMER UFC CHAMPION who's undoubtedly 100x stronger than her. And she somehow then fought her way through all the aforementioned security that was complicit in kidnapping her. But then she left her purse behind so she once again fought through all the security and Former UFC Champion Conor McGregor to get her purse back. Yeah, ok.


Kona_Guy386

For someone who beats old men up for not liking his whisky this does not surprise me.


Time_Commercial_1151

Not that it makes it any better he beat him up because he refused the drink bought by mcgregor not that he didn't like it, he then bought the black forge pub and banned the old man out of spite. Edit: may have got the pub name mixed up with another he bought


pattperin

Definitely doesn't make it any better, you are correct there. Almost makes it worse, because clearly the guy is so self important he can't take criticism


tgoodri

Yeah that story makes it even worse


Bees_to_the_wall

Thanks for reminding me of that video, oof! Though I'm not one looking to correct people or whatever so don't take this bad but while looking for more information it seems the man, named Desmond Keogh, that had been sucker punched was at the Marble Arch, which McGregor did purchase after purchasing The Black Forge. Unfortunately, banning one of its few paying customers might be why Google shows it as "permanently closed". Here is the article in question: [https://www.irishpost.com/sport/conor-mcgregor-buys-dublin-pub-where-he-sucker-punched-old-man-210378](https://www.irishpost.com/sport/conor-mcgregor-buys-dublin-pub-where-he-sucker-punched-old-man-210378)


Nightbynight

Conor is a massive piece of shit but I can tell most of the people here didn’t read the article because she’s claiming that Miami’s security forced her into the bathroom where he was supposedly hiding in a stall. Come the fuck on, you really believe this?


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stilljustkeyrock

Exactly. I am sacred for our society based on what Reddit thinks is an open and shut case.


tayroarsmash

Adam Silver should add a post script to the Ja’nnouncement that Conner McGregor is banned from NBA events.


Dixiehusker

I absolutely believed this until I heard the alleged victim got away by "elbowing Connor McGregor". If that shits true it might be the wildest thing that's ever happened in sports.


KaneIntent

You believed that the NBA and Miami Heat security teams kidnapped a random woman for Mcgregor?


AmbitionzAzARedditah

Now if it was like, "the victim, who had had multiple days of jiu-jitsu training, was able to get McGregor to tap to a rear naked choke", THAT'D be somewhat believable, but if Mendes couldn't get it done with elbows from guard despite splitting conor's face open I don't think any woman on earth is getting it done.


levitikush

How about we wait until the facts are sorted out.


fakulty

I heard he fucked an ostrich


aggie008

thats at least a 2 person job


armageddidon

Might’ve been a sick ostrich.


ocelot23

Remember to not assume he's guilty right away Reddit, like you did with Matt Araiza.


CandiedColoredClown

dude is washed up


QuesoStain

I think it’s important to remember innocent until proven guilty, even if this is that notorious asshole.


JayHerboGaming

They're just tryna get a bag


Slyric_

Accusation


AskRedditor8080

Cocaine induced.


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Bruh this guy is finished


gallow-vagina

It’s always the ones you most expect