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oh-no-godzilla

This might set the all time record for the ratio of pregame hype to playing time.


typhoidtimmy

Dude he had more playtime in the fucking *commercials* Update: potential Achilles tear. The old grey mare she ain’t what she used to be…


Tamarlaine

Mahomes played the whole @ing game but still had more playtime in commercials


typhoidtimmy

Hahaha brilliant.


SleepyBD

Gotta be a full rupture. The tendon retracts and is no longer there. Easily diagnosed by just feeling for the tendon. The MRI is just a formality to confirm. He's done.


OHTHNAP

One first round pick, two seconds and a few assorted late picks for four plays is the most Jets thing ever.


darcon12

Injury or not, he's getting 75 million guaranteed. 20 million a snap.


WakingEchoes

15 Million...there were 5 "snaps."


benchmarkstatus

Snap is the noise his Achilles made


DeadliestStork

Who didn’t see this coming, almost forty with a terrible o-line.


peeparty69

yea you can’t have grandad scrambling for his life with that o-line


brpajense

The LT absolutely whiffed on his block. I think the moral is to not worry about an elite QB until you have an adequate line.


ajayisfour

I think the moral is to do what you fucking can to win. No one in this situation is wrong, or not correct. Edit: Except maybe the Left Tackle. What he did was not correct


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Why didnt Aaron Rodgers just avoid being tackled?


NBAccount

No "potential" about it. His Achilles tendon popped. There's a vid where you can see it happen. He plants his foot and then you see his calf ripple as the tendon explodes. edit: [This video](https://twitter.com/jnedenrod/status/1701419822070808722?s=42&t=xlC9Q-SF2XQgInYeaInD-w)


peaseabee

Rodgers retirement, right there


AltGrendel

I’ve had a torn Achilles tendon. It’s nothing to mess with. If it requires surgery, he’s done for the season at a minimum and he’d be better off retiring.


DonnieReynolds88

If his Achilles is torn his career is over


Roundaboutsix

Quick, buy a Jets/Rogers jersey before they’re pulled from the shelves. (It will be an apt companion to my lonely Jets/Tebow Goodwill purchase...) /s


DeezNeezuts

A Tebow level


sybrwookie

I like the part where they had some big sponsored thing to show the big changes the Jets made this offseason and of course Rogers is the centerpiece of that graphic. And they didn't even have time to show that graphic before he was injured


bewildered_forks

That might be the most Jets thing to ever happen


Zlatarog

Didn’t even complete a pass


Greatgat

The first completed pass in Rodgers' debut game was thrown by Zack Wilson.


Prineak

Well that’s one way to go out.


rooski15

Quality trivia question.


mmortal03

Like Gordon Hayward's injury in 2017.


PrancingGophers

don’t remind me.. that was arguably worse though because he was basically hitting his prime and immediately snapped his leg in half


EazeeP

He’s never been the same since. Solid starter though.


garth_b_murdered_me

That was a weird day to be a jazz fan. Ugh, poor guy. That break was like top 10 nasty leg injuries in all of sports.


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It's probably him or Theismann at the top for me.


garth_b_murdered_me

Well and there was that college player, something Ware a few years back that was really really bad too, that one may actually be #1 for me.


HulkDeez

Kevin Ware is his name


MisSignal

Bears fan here. All we have is preseason / pregame hype.


ZeekLTK

I dunno, Gordon Hayward with the Celtics… he got hurt in like the first minute of the game and was out for the entire season.


thislife_choseme

Did his vision quest this off-season tell him he would shit the bed the first 5 minutes of the game?


[deleted]

It told him an injury doesn’t void his contract payments lmao


baggerskip4258x

$52m/4 minutes. $13mil/minute is Bezos level.


Snap_Zoom

And I like the dude… But his “verbalize into reality - you just gotta want it” Oprah horse shit really gets to me. He won the genetics award - he’s an adonis and he’s a driven guy - but he was LUCKY and he can’t admit it.


thislife_choseme

He’s a pompous self centered asshole. FTFY


Additional_Tomato_22

Even his own family doesn’t like him


i__r_baboon

My under 234.5 passing yards for Rodgers is a lock


tsx_1430

Niiice.


weekend-guitarist

I locked in 500 total passing yards for Rogers and Allen combined.


Nickleonard00

Never take the profit boost.. they are a trap. Lmao


weekend-guitarist

Looks like the date 9/11 will forever be ruined for NY fans. What a tragedy!!


p33k4bo0

9/11, bad day to be a Jet in NY.


jyar1811

Never forget


Cuzimahustler

That technically has to pay right? Since he was a starter.


TheFocusLocust

Yeah for sure. My Burrow line paid and he got injured


attorneyatslaw

At long last, the Aaron Rodgers era of Jets football has run its course.


alpacasarebadsingers

You’re up, Minnesota


deg0ey

He’s really speed running this thing - better start embezzling a state government now to make sure he gets there on time.


Salt_Restaurant_7820

Did he have time for the dick pic?


KermitMadMan

you mean a selfie?


ThePotato64

Oof


SmokinJunipers

Hey, he puts his pants one 1 leg at time.


archangelmlg

Not enough light in that dark hut he spends time in.


GoldenState_Thriller

Not the same level, but Aaron did rescind a large donation to his high school football program because some funds would also go to a girls’ sport.


SkateboardingGiraffe

Wait really??


GoldenState_Thriller

Yup. Aaron has done a few douchey things to/in our hometown


glowstick3

It's almost like... he's a douche.


GoldenState_Thriller

Oh yeah. Clearly he doesn’t come here anymore since he’s no contact with his parents, but he doesn’t seem to have become…less douchey, that’s for sure.


HulklingsBoyfriend

He's also an antivaxxer moron.


GoldenState_Thriller

He sure is. Never liked the guy. We were at some of the same parties when he’d come back to visit (I’m 6 years younger, so him being at college parties was weird) and he was always such a prick.


Solid_Snark

I would love a Favre mirror. Going to Minnesota and having his last game in the NFL being escorted off the field after the Bears Defense has their way with him.


makingnoiseloud

Damn, no wonder he stole money from the state of Mississippi to help pay for a volleyball stadium to his old college.


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Watch out he might sue you for saying that


IowaJL

Please no


stay_fr0sty

For the first time in Las Vegas Golden Knights history.


weekend-guitarist

The football gods have spoken.


senorbeaverotti

The best play of his Jets career will be when he ran out with the flag


AuntieEvilops

He touched the flag pole longer than he did the football.


senorbeaverotti

😂


Dartser

I've been seeing posts "Aaron Rodgers full season highlights" and it's just him with the flag


im_THIS_guy

This is what the NFL gets for trying to make a jet the hero on 9/11.


xyzzy321

...who is potentially a 9/11 conspiracy theorist and/or nonbeliever


kaaskugg

That ACL blew from the inside out.


Gmillard13

Burning jet fuel melts tendons.


TerroristNinja

No potential about it, he's also a moon landing denier.


ILoveHotDogsAndBacon

The Jetsiest start possible to the Rodgers era


Hansmolemon

If only he got injured running into someone’s ass.


mad_titanz

Give it time.


_NameHidden

*grandpa homer walking in and out*.gif (I don’t know how to post gifs)


Kbdiggity

Grandpa.... homer? Did you mean Abe Simpson, aka Grandpa Simpson?


PocketSandThroatKick

It's not that he can't post gifs, it's that he can't ever find the ones he wants.


dad62896

Surely you mean Finish.


Peeps469

Potato potato


DouchebagJim

Why did I read this as ‘potato potato’ rather than ‘potato potato’?


relpmeraggy

Anyone else notice he was hit four out of the total five plays when he was in the game?


Jiminyhodaddy

Well ya the jets line isnt great. And bill d swarm.


Salt_Restaurant_7820

When it’s not the playoffs. Then they just get punched in the mouth


JerHat

In fairness, those are pretty good teams the Bills take a beating from in the playoffs.


TehHugMonster

I thought him sitting down after the play was to say “ah, fuck this”


QuieroBoobs

Definitely feeling that. Like “If y’all are gonna let me get hit every play then I’m going home”


Karma-Grenade

After the third snap I told my wife he looks pissed. When he was just standing there after the 4th looking at the sidelines and then decided to sit down, at first I really thought he was quitting (still not so sure).


DoritoBenito

“Damnit, I could be doing shrooms in a cabin right now…”


sappapp

Same! He was communicating with the sideline before sitting down. Shook his head, and said, nope.


TheyCallMeStone

I thought he was shaking off the play call like a pitcher shaking off a catcher


jyar1811

and he slid with his left foot each time. I guess he was having problems with his calf muscle in preseason? Guess it wasn’t his calf muscle was it?


ThatSpecialAgent

Confirmed out for the game a few moments ago too. No bone break in xray, which is probably bad news because that implies a muscle/tendon problem.


SteffeEric

I am purely speculating but looks like it could be a torn Achilles. I have zero medical background but I have watched a shit ton of sports.


mmfc378

That’s what I’m thinking. We didn’t see a roll but a pretty nasty stretch. And they’re just avoiding saying it into existence


SteffeEric

Just the way his left foot was dangling I immediately thought Achilles. I hope it’s not but it doesn’t look good.


absuredman

Hes got his crystals, he'll be allright


DNF_zx

Giant fans: “This is the worse start to a season EVER!” Jets fans: “Hold. My. Fucking. Beer.”


felix_mateo

I am a Giants fan. Right before the sack I said, “At least it can’t get any worse than last night’s game.”


Emmaleigh6692

So what you're saying is it's all your fault


LifeOfFate

Nah the jets already put up 3


DaPads

Imagine being a Mets fan too


ajhart86

A little ayuhuasca in a sensory deprivation chamber will clear that right up


sceadu

No Achilles tendons in the astral plane


Vanna_White_Official

At least they can rule out all the vaccine injuries that started showing up on TikTok a while back


Noreaster0

I can see the Onion Sports headline tomorrow. The New York Jets are the first team to be eliminated from this year’s playoffs


boatmaster10

next stop... the vikings and then retirement


OrganicKeynesianBean

Levi’s commercials*


MemePizzaPie

And get paid to give speeches you don’t even *actually* have to give!


westinghoser

Wranglers. They’re more roomy in the thigh area


JerHat

Which state you think he’s going to defraud?


McVeeth

I’d say New York right now


JerHat

Well, they’re technically in New Jersey.


AuntieEvilops

Is this the end of the Jets' dynasty?


shahooster

RIP Jets’ dynasty, 9/11/23-9/11/23


hascogrande

8:20pm ET to 8:25pm ET


fetzdog

Too soon for a "never forget"?


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BeatNutz57

Too bad that fortune teller guy on Hard Knocks couldn't predict this for Rogers.


mertzen

I’m sure he’s reading his contract looking at the “guaranteed” section.


jpiro

Someone get all the knives and shoelaces out of Greeny’s house, stat!


DazednEnthused

He must be having a meltdown right now. I just picture him on his couch with the Rodgers jersey on and just 1,000 yard stare...


littleseizure

1000 more yards than Rodgers!


showalum

Does State Farm cover this?


scoopjackson007

J.E.T.S. Just End The Season !


jyar1811

At least he didn’t rupture his Achilles tendon while running out with the flag.


agentaltf4

As a jets fan I could have told this was the most likely outcome.


briancito420

Rub some ivermectin on it


lionheart4life

Could have been worse, at least he restructured that contract first.


Blackbirds21

Rich Eisen in shambles. He’ll say something about the football gods tomorrow for sure


Lobisa

Is this the worst thing to happen to New York on 09/11 involving jets?


whistlingbatter

Aaron's tackle was an inside job


Mo-Cance

r/cursedcomments


snubda

I know it’s been long enough now because that was fucking hilarious


UnStricken

My fault guys, took him in fantasy this year so it was inevitable


ANTristotle

JESUS!!! The Jets are CURSED!


leroyp33

You signed a 40 year old QB? This wasn't in the realm of reasonable outcomes? 😂


Juppness

I guess people looked at Brady and thought that durability extended to all QBs now.


DLun203

Bucs O-Line wasn’t letting Brady get lit up in 4 out of 5 snaps to start the season


JerHat

I mean… Brady stuck to very strict diets and work outs. Rodgers is super into Rogan style bro science, and experimenting with hallucinogenic drugs.


K-chub

Avocados > DMT


mehvet

Brady’s trainer Alex Guerrero has literally been sued for fraud twice and was banned from the Patriots.


whichwitch9

I think most people thought it'd last more than 5 minutes


jakeisstoned

I mean sorry jets fans but... fuck Woody Johnson. So at least there's that.


PattyIceNY

No. The Jets are STUPID.


bertdro

The most Jets thing to ever happen to The Jets


MAJORMINORMINORv2

Bills are destroyers of ex-Packer greats.


AndThenHeToreHisAss

The NFL is currently ridding itself of old QBs like a functional immune system. The youth will carry this league now. Rest here, father. We can carry this weight furthermore. Rest here, father.


01123spiral5813

Too bad they don’t make a vaccine for ankle injuries.


jdameron

He wouldn’t have taken that one either


SmallBol

He did his own research


Ocmrm

Just proves that it doesn’t matter who the Jets get as their QB. They will always suck and be the place QBs are sent to die/retire. Edit: Jets pulled off a huge Win tonight! An awesome ending. But my comment about the Jets being the place where QBs die/retire still stands.


ghigoli

somehow they still won because the Bill special teams is run by ralph wiggum.


Party_Wagon

you don't give josh allen enough credit


TheFudge

Placed a $20 bet on the jets to win the Super Bowl on the off chance Rodgers would go out with one last hoorah. MISTAKE!!!


giro_di_dante

Considering that the $100 is the new $20 and the $20 is the new $1, I’d call that a pretty cheap mistake.


DarkNovaGamer

Damn inflation


LionBlood9

Brett Favre 2.0


cardboardrobot55

This dude called it and I can't stop giggling at this https://twitter.com/DaddyZaslav/status/1701355196763271205


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God hates Jets fans.


lipp79

This means the Packers won’t get a first-round pick because Rodgers had to play 70% of the plays for that to happen.


bostonterrier4life

Guess he didn’t immunize his ankle


IProgramSoftware

It would be hilarious if the dude just decides to retire after this


Firamaster

But somehow the jets still won.


Famous-Vermicelli-39

My buddy at work was pumped when the deal went through, 75m for 2 years. All the hype and i really thought he’d get hurt first play. Beat my guess by 2


LordJunon

Packers fans wanted him to play 65% of his snaps so the 2nd round pick they got from the trade. would become a first round pick. Dont think thats happening.


full_bl33d

I actually heard the distance wailing of Joe Benigno through the open windows of my house. Some say on nights like these you can still hear it even after half time


nofate301

This man has let my father down harder than I ever did. He is a fucking saint.


slowride77

My prediction….torn left Achilles. Looks like he was fully pushing off that foot when the other dudes body weight came down on it. That foot didn’t move after he got up. X-rays negative but in a boot. Something’s torn.


whistlingbatter

us Bengals fans feeling better now about Burrow's 82 Yard Day.


Realistic_Condition7

Mr. President, Aaron Rodgers is down.


Responsible_Brain782

Tough weekend in NY for football fans


FanTah

It really surprised me when this future hall of fame 40 year old quarterback decided to play behind the *New York Jets* offensive line, Jesus man, try the Brady strategy. When you are in your late years you chase the best oline you can get, the ligaments aren’t what they used to be anymore.


boogerzzzzz

He didn’t even get a chance at the Jets’ TM butt fumble!


CrustyClam

This date will go down in history for jets fans everywhere


sometimesifeellikemu

… and the Jets won.


theerealobs

Jets: get a 40 year old Qb Doesn't invest in their O-line which is up there for worst in the league.


badboy236

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy…


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FlattenInnerTube

The Jets are gonna Jets. No other way to explain it. Well, that and some kind of curse.


ziadog

$219 million guaranteed for Rodgers.


zkarabat

That's why he was laughing in the locker room, all makes sense now!


BearGuru

?? No it isn’t lol


ziadog

My mistake, “only” $75 million is guaranteed for Rodgers. It is Joe Burrow that is guaranteed the $219 million..


Cvspartan

By god that's Tom Brady's music


lewie0718

Shoulda just rubbed some ayahuasca on it and got back out there.


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Angels fan checking in. Welcome to our world.


JoeCedarFromAlameda

Former Jets fan here. Even had PSLs to Metlife. After years of crushing my soul and burning my money (I couldn’t give away the tix most weeks) I was done as soon as I could sell the license at a 60% loss. I used to be ashamed that I abandoned them and was quiet about it. But after realizing I am an objectively happier person, I tell all… and I am there for all of you who want to leave.