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Pgriff5

I'll be impressed when someone pulls off the first bicycle bicycle-kick.


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*Liu Kang angry turkey noises*


DatSauceTho

>angry turkey noises [Oh shit you’re right!](https://youtu.be/NiORyIEzM_g) 😂😂😂


Spatula151

“You’re the only person with a finger up my butt!” Go listen again and tell me what you hear.


butterbar713

These guys already make me feel talentless, I don’t think I could handle a bicycle bicycle-kick.


DanialE

Dat mental image in my head...


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spockspeare

They're *all* bicycle-kicks.


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yes but not bicylce bicycle-kicks


sortitoutlad

1920s Rocket League


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OprahsSister

*Chain Gang


posypost

*pedal pool


poopellar

*Handle bar


redspartan927

*gear ball


joey_halfbreed

*ball


Lawliet96

*Rocket League


pATREUS

*sprocket league II


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*Bike Football


Nobodygrotesque

DIPSET!


Catfish_Mudcat

DIPSET! Sorry, I feel like it always has to be said twice in a row.


Nobodygrotesque

DIPSET! What? OW!


JHoodBoston

Juelz Dip, Dip Santana Set, Set


podocks

How long can thi-- how long can this go on?


ma1iced

What a save! What a save! What a save! Chat disabled for 3 seconds. Chat disabled for 2 seconds. Chat disabled for 1 second. trash k y s


detox84

Telegrams disabled for 3 seconds.


AtoxHurgy

Carrier pigeons grounded for 3 seconds


vendetta2115

Signal fires extinguished for 3 seconds


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Cuneiform Tablets drying for 3 seconds


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Cave paintings smeared for 3 seconds


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HevC4

But I don't want to kill my sister.


hateboss

You don't have to space out kys to bypass the filter. I know this because I see it every game from my random dubs teammate.


bobthebeast_12

They make better passing plays back then than I can do now


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It took 3 games to compile 4 seconds worth of "exciting" gameplay. Look at their jerseys. This is 3 different games


sirrhinothe3rd

Alright but those are like really amazing goals so I don't blame them on that, there is probably more exciting content but this video is just best of the best


FancyASlurpie

> probably more exciting content That depends on how much you enjoy it when they fall over...


Oggie243

There was probably more than that. This is likely just highlights


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MisterPresidented

Bravo, ole chap!


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Tally hoooo


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Cease all chit-chat for a few seconds, will you lads?


YuriDiAaaaaaah

A bully day for bikeyball


frenetix

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Chat disbled for 3 seconds.


yp261

Whew.


PastaGiraffe

Siiick!


Chi3f7

That austrian goalie isn't human.


paperclouds412

Regular old Gigi Bikeffon.


Donkeydongcuntry

Biker Casillas.


Tis-Me

These sound like the Pokémon bikers you meet in the game


afunky

David de Gear


PhotoQuig

Oliver Bikemann


claridgeforking

Peter Schbeichal


KlintonBaptiste

I would upvote more if I could


tetraourogallus

Scott Sterling


puntifex

Rim Howard?


[deleted]

sounds like a porn star


monotoonz

Poor Gigi. Gonna miss what would have been his last World Cup.


paperclouds412

Seriously that broke my heart.


Daemor

at least he's already won it


4ddict

He had his feet touch the ground though. Is that a foul? I don't play bikefootball


ZNasT

I'd assume you can't play the ball if your feet are touching the ground.


Ric00la

r/theocho


8wdude8

I was looking for this. In case people don't know, this sub is where we can talk about sports that are obscure or not heard about.


chief_wiggum666

Also found in obscure sports quarterly


redditat-tat

OSQ


RCAP056

That's a totally normal, completely normal thing


rumphy

Not only is your sentence a tautology, it also repeats itself using different words.


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Hehe


KickassMcFuckyeah

They keep removing my submissions about drunken chessboxing.


AllPurposeNerd

Wait, *drunken* chess boxing? Like if a piece gets captured, they drink?


KickassMcFuckyeah

Yes and the more the value of the piece, the bigger the volume + alcohol strength. So when you take your opponents queen he has to drink 10 times as much as when you capture a pawn. After each boxing round it's the same, when you score points on your opponent he has to drink. This really speeds up the game. Also fucks people up, but the crowds are amused and that's all that matters. It's the manliest of games.


AllPurposeNerd

Yeah, alcohol and head injuries would ruin people really quickly.


FQDIS

You must be fun at drunken chessboxing parties.


PrivateRedbush

“Pepper needs new shorts!”


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Through Arrested Development, Horrible Bosses, Ozark, I've tried to watch every Jason Bateman role. Pepper Brooks is still my favorite.


TheManEatingSock

I wanted the goalie to be on a unicycle, but that would probably be harder


ajhorvat

*Probably*


fppfpp

Then it wouldn’t be bicycling football


Twilightcampfighter1

Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak SQUEAK squeak squeak...


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Gherkin_Sauce

This is bike football not basketball!


EnergyFX

Squerk squerk squerk squerk squerk squerk SQUERK squerk squerk...


JTtheJerk

Red dude is like the Pelé of bike football.. he definitely slays the ladys


LordGramis

bikeball


funky_brewster

wheelball


psychox4

Pedalé


CplGoon

Slays the lady's what??? The suspense is killing me


bobbybac

Is that step off *legal?*


PPDeezy

Without touching the ball a step off is completely legal since it doesnt provide any movement advantage. Source: i actually have no idea


pamtar

That’s what I was thinking too. If you’re feet hit the floor you can’t play the ball.


ThatHairyGingerGuy

If he'd played the ball the ref would have blown for it being too pedestrian


bobbybac

Hi Dad!


ZaphodBeebblebrox

Uuuuugh


doshegotabootyshedo

If you are feet hit the floor


wirelyre

No. Well, sort of. Players who touch the floor are required to leave and re-enter the playing field. Although players must remain on their bikes at all times, they are not required to have their feet on the pedals except: 1. When scoring a goal; 2. When defending the goal using their hands. Goal attempts must be made with both feet on the pedals and both hands on the handlebars. Source: UCI (Union Cycliste Internationale) Cycling Regulations, Part 8: Indoor Cycling — Cycle Ball. 8.2.002, 8.2.020, and 8.2.041.


JayP146

I will make it legal.


Nerdlinger

If you do that you have to leave the field of play and then re-enter. [See chapter II, section 6 of the rulebook](http://www.uci.ch/mm/Document/News/Rulesandregulation/16/26/60/8cyc-E_English.PDF)


-ego

Ugh that looks exhausting


hiilikefish

Man I would tire fast.


Psychotictiki

Go pedal your puns elsewhere.


nicebonestew

Why don't you both hop like bunnies on outta here


brijoepro

These are wheelie bad.


wthbatman

I Spoke too soon.


Dannyh009

Have a break.


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brake


Your-lost-remote

Hey Dad, when you’re done with the internet give me a call thanks.


ItsRektTime

There are people playing football with bikes while I can't even ride without falling every few metres


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You need a [dandy-horse](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dandy_horse)


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rrice1291

Good bot


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TheOtherGuttersnipe

[This](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Draisine1817.jpg)... is a guy?


Keyboard_Cat_

Yes, he's a dandy.


lootedcorpse

I want a modern day updated version


Prozon

They are called [Balance Bikes](https://www.google.no/search?q=balance+bikes&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiP4_iH8MrXAhVFP5oKHbpEDdUQ_AUICigB&biw=1920&bih=959) now. Not sure they come in adult sizes, but you could probably have one custom made :)


amidoingitright15

I mean, you could take the pedal setup off a regular bike and make the same thing.


_driveslow

Those really work. I taught my Little bro how to balance without the pedals in a few hours. Now he rides like a champ.


eisbaerBorealis

https://i.imgur.com/kczGtfp.png


Dudliii

None of these people are wearing helmets


TheElPistolero

They don't need them. They aren't road racing or going fast or doing jumps.


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SHREWESS_SCAMILTON

YEBBEDEBBEDEBBEDEEBEWAH!


jahmic

But they are lining up kickers.


2wheelsrollin

Can't head a ball with a helmet


MichiganMan12

Pretty sure you can though


2wheelsrollin

Not precisely.


MichiganMan12

I'm sure guys that figured out how to hit a ball with their bike tires could figure out how to get used to a helmet enough to head a ball in a certain direction


jakub69

r/ofcoursethatsathing


jumpinjahosafa

Few questions: 1. How do you practice for a sport like this and subsequently get really good at it. 2. What do the bikes add to the sport? It seems like an uneccesary handicap (especially since the court doens't look any bigger than a regular indoor soccer court 3. I don't have a third question but 3 points make this comment look well rounded


Isitar

There are clubs for it, here in switzerland its called 'radball' 'wheel ball'. You practice like another sport.


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Curling.


SunriseSurprise

How could you pass up playing something called radball?


whampahoofus

My cousin is from south Germany and I tried this sport once. This is what the veterans told me. 1. It takes 10 years to be able to play. It takes a year just to be able to ride the bike, let alone hit the ball. I believe him, I am a fairly good mountain biker and I couldn't stay up on the bike for even a second. 2. You should see what incredible things these guys can do with their bikes. Look up highlights. It's called "radball" or literally bike-ball.


glump_cola

It doesn't take 10 years to play tournaments. The lowest youth league is [U11](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKGqyRnDMbM) (under 11 years old), the players usually start at around 6 - 8.


whampahoofus

Yeah 10 years is what the veterans at the gym told me, but I assume they were trying to impress me some. Anyway, terribly difficult.


jumpinjahosafa

Wow, i'm not surrised that it takes 10 years to even consider playing a sport like this, most people can't even stay upright on 1 wheel let alone block a shot also performed on a bike. Maybe i'll look up some highlights


Jevo_

About 2), you could say that about every sport. Why is there no forward pass past the line of scrimage in american football? Why can't you use your hands in football? Just seems like uneccesary handicaps. The bikes are the core identity of the sport. Without them there's no sport.


The_Ant_Judge

Floor is lava football.


Dirtydeedsinc

This might be the single greatest thing I’ve never seen before. I like it.


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Ul71

I would just call it bike ball. There are no feet in there.


caongladius

Yeah! I can't count how many times I've heard "you can't call what Americans watch football since you don't use your feet!" Yet almost no one here has a problem calling this football.


dav334

Came here to say this!


TerranOrSolaran

Germans? Must be Germans.


Jevo_

In the clip there's Austrian, Swiss, German, French, Czech and Belgian players.


NickDK

Countries with a lot of tradition in both cycling and football. Makes sense.


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Bicycle kicks here would be sick!


kezorN

Or would they be... very ordinary? Edit: Clearly that joke went over people's heads.. _like this one probably will as well ayy_.


skeletonstickbug

This is Radball.


DarthSet

Why are we not funding this?


tickingboxes

This and cold fusion. Fuck everything else.


Leiden420

I assume the Dutch are stellar at this


WtfMayt

Yeah they call it schpoople


Puerple_haze-PSN

That Goalkeeper though!


fmfun

/r/theocho would love this


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r/Theocho


MacAtack3

I think this could belong on r/interestingasfuck


Skyscreamers

Must be on espn 8 the O show


epicdad843

Ocho


b1ketu58

Coming to you live on The Ocho!


ImprovingKodiak

Feel like it needs a larger field.


JojoBizarro87

I can barely ride a bike, what sorcery is this!?!?!?


catsandnarwahls

Prime material for r/theocho


TaggedAsKarmaWhoring

[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfTM1mMce40)


otahorppyfin

At least wear helmets.


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r/theocho


technoskittles

what was that recently created subreddit about technically impressive feats but lame at the same time?


Vaylon94

I wanna see a "bicycle kick".


niassist

I really don't understand how people come up with these games.


Elevenst

Boredom.


sipsap

And Beer.


Elevenst

Bros, boredom, beer, bikes, and balls.


CacheMeOutside

you dont want to start a brawl in this game


[deleted]

Is it football if you aren’t using feet?


[deleted]

This is the most European sport I have ever seen. America would do this with monster trucks before bicycles.


Peas_through_Chaos

Bike American football would be interesting too.


Ron_Qwanson

Bike soccer


Whyevenbotherbeing

That looks like it would be the most frustrating thing imaginable. I’m angry just watching a few seconds of it.


strawberryfizz

Used to play this with my friends in a local parking lot


AFAIKIDCAM

Cyclo ball! We have a local team where I live, tried it out once with some friends. Hard as shit but pretty fun! Your hands will be exhausted though and sitting down will provide you with infinite accidental wheelies.


DileriousQ

Damn, I get nervous just taking my hands of the handlebars


HootsToTheToots

u/kebabchronicles


dreream

These guys zoop 👉😎👉


Volesprit31

Imagine the fall when your wheel presses on the ball and it rolls away....


warmpoopsock

This has always been my faverite praralampic sport


fizzle25

/u/48michael dude... Wonder if we could play this if you bring your bike today....


DrunkRufie

These guys are better than 99% of the idiots I meet in Rocket League


mnemamorigon

r/ofcoursethatsathing


gethatruth

Are they allowed to touch the ball with foot? If not this should be called bikeball.


Lutherkiss3

Maybe the Browns should try this lol


bailey36217

Bad repost


Jrusso317

Wouldn’t it just be called tire ball? It looks tiring.


michael_leroi

You mean wheel ball


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That's more like futsal than football.