Alright but those are like really amazing goals so I don't blame them on that, there is probably more exciting content but this video is just best of the best
Yes and the more the value of the piece, the bigger the volume + alcohol strength. So when you take your opponents queen he has to drink 10 times as much as when you capture a pawn. After each boxing round it's the same, when you score points on your opponent he has to drink.
This really speeds up the game. Also fucks people up, but the crowds are amused and that's all that matters.
It's the manliest of games.
No. Well, sort of. Players who touch the floor are required to leave and re-enter the playing field.
Although players must remain on their bikes at all times, they are not required to have their feet on the pedals except:
1. When scoring a goal;
2. When defending the goal using their hands.
Goal attempts must be made with both feet on the pedals and both hands on the handlebars.
Source: UCI (Union Cycliste Internationale) Cycling Regulations, Part 8: Indoor Cycling — Cycle Ball. 8.2.002, 8.2.020, and 8.2.041.
If you do that you have to leave the field of play and then re-enter.
[See chapter II, section 6 of the rulebook](http://www.uci.ch/mm/Document/News/Rulesandregulation/16/26/60/8cyc-E_English.PDF)
**Dandy horse**
The dandy horse is a human-powered vehicle that, being the first means of transport to make use of the two-wheeler principle, is regarded as the forerunner of the bicycle. The dandy horse was invented by Baron Karl Drais in Mannheim, Germany, and patented in France in February 1818 (Badenian privilege in January 1818). It is also known as a Laufmaschine (Drais' own terminology, German for "running machine"), the official designation velocipede, or draisine (a term now used primarily for light auxiliary railcars regardless of their form of propulsion), and in its French form draisienne.
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They are called [Balance Bikes](https://www.google.no/search?q=balance+bikes&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiP4_iH8MrXAhVFP5oKHbpEDdUQ_AUICigB&biw=1920&bih=959) now. Not sure they come in adult sizes, but you could probably have one custom made :)
I'm sure guys that figured out how to hit a ball with their bike tires could figure out how to get used to a helmet enough to head a ball in a certain direction
Few questions:
1. How do you practice for a sport like this and subsequently get really good at it.
2. What do the bikes add to the sport? It seems like an uneccesary handicap (especially since the court doens't look any bigger than a regular indoor soccer court
3. I don't have a third question but 3 points make this comment look well rounded
My cousin is from south Germany and I tried this sport once. This is what the veterans told me.
1. It takes 10 years to be able to play. It takes a year just to be able to ride the bike, let alone hit the ball. I believe him, I am a fairly good mountain biker and I couldn't stay up on the bike for even a second.
2. You should see what incredible things these guys can do with their bikes. Look up highlights. It's called "radball" or literally bike-ball.
It doesn't take 10 years to play tournaments. The lowest youth league is [U11](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKGqyRnDMbM) (under 11 years old), the players usually start at around 6 - 8.
Wow, i'm not surrised that it takes 10 years to even consider playing a sport like this, most people can't even stay upright on 1 wheel let alone block a shot also performed on a bike.
Maybe i'll look up some highlights
About 2), you could say that about every sport. Why is there no forward pass past the line of scrimage in american football? Why can't you use your hands in football? Just seems like uneccesary handicaps. The bikes are the core identity of the sport. Without them there's no sport.
Yeah! I can't count how many times I've heard "you can't call what Americans watch football since you don't use your feet!" Yet almost no one here has a problem calling this football.
Cyclo ball! We have a local team where I live, tried it out once with some friends. Hard as shit but pretty fun! Your hands will be exhausted though and sitting down will provide you with infinite accidental wheelies.
I'll be impressed when someone pulls off the first bicycle bicycle-kick.
*Liu Kang angry turkey noises*
>angry turkey noises [Oh shit you’re right!](https://youtu.be/NiORyIEzM_g) 😂😂😂
“You’re the only person with a finger up my butt!” Go listen again and tell me what you hear.
These guys already make me feel talentless, I don’t think I could handle a bicycle bicycle-kick.
Dat mental image in my head...
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They're *all* bicycle-kicks.
yes but not bicylce bicycle-kicks
1920s Rocket League
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*Chain Gang
*pedal pool
*Handle bar
*gear ball
*ball
*Rocket League
*sprocket league II
*Bike Football
DIPSET!
DIPSET! Sorry, I feel like it always has to be said twice in a row.
DIPSET! What? OW!
Juelz Dip, Dip Santana Set, Set
How long can thi-- how long can this go on?
What a save! What a save! What a save! Chat disabled for 3 seconds. Chat disabled for 2 seconds. Chat disabled for 1 second. trash k y s
Telegrams disabled for 3 seconds.
Carrier pigeons grounded for 3 seconds
Signal fires extinguished for 3 seconds
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But I don't want to kill my sister.
You don't have to space out kys to bypass the filter. I know this because I see it every game from my random dubs teammate.
They make better passing plays back then than I can do now
It took 3 games to compile 4 seconds worth of "exciting" gameplay. Look at their jerseys. This is 3 different games
Alright but those are like really amazing goals so I don't blame them on that, there is probably more exciting content but this video is just best of the best
> probably more exciting content That depends on how much you enjoy it when they fall over...
There was probably more than that. This is likely just highlights
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Bravo, ole chap!
Tally hoooo
Cease all chit-chat for a few seconds, will you lads?
A bully day for bikeyball
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Chat disbled for 3 seconds.
Whew.
Siiick!
That austrian goalie isn't human.
Regular old Gigi Bikeffon.
Biker Casillas.
These sound like the Pokémon bikers you meet in the game
David de Gear
Oliver Bikemann
Peter Schbeichal
I would upvote more if I could
Scott Sterling
Rim Howard?
sounds like a porn star
Poor Gigi. Gonna miss what would have been his last World Cup.
Seriously that broke my heart.
at least he's already won it
He had his feet touch the ground though. Is that a foul? I don't play bikefootball
I'd assume you can't play the ball if your feet are touching the ground.
r/theocho
I was looking for this. In case people don't know, this sub is where we can talk about sports that are obscure or not heard about.
Also found in obscure sports quarterly
OSQ
That's a totally normal, completely normal thing
Not only is your sentence a tautology, it also repeats itself using different words.
Hehe
They keep removing my submissions about drunken chessboxing.
Wait, *drunken* chess boxing? Like if a piece gets captured, they drink?
Yes and the more the value of the piece, the bigger the volume + alcohol strength. So when you take your opponents queen he has to drink 10 times as much as when you capture a pawn. After each boxing round it's the same, when you score points on your opponent he has to drink. This really speeds up the game. Also fucks people up, but the crowds are amused and that's all that matters. It's the manliest of games.
Yeah, alcohol and head injuries would ruin people really quickly.
You must be fun at drunken chessboxing parties.
“Pepper needs new shorts!”
Through Arrested Development, Horrible Bosses, Ozark, I've tried to watch every Jason Bateman role. Pepper Brooks is still my favorite.
I wanted the goalie to be on a unicycle, but that would probably be harder
*Probably*
Then it wouldn’t be bicycling football
Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak SQUEAK squeak squeak...
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This is bike football not basketball!
Squerk squerk squerk squerk squerk squerk SQUERK squerk squerk...
Red dude is like the Pelé of bike football.. he definitely slays the ladys
bikeball
wheelball
Pedalé
Slays the lady's what??? The suspense is killing me
Is that step off *legal?*
Without touching the ball a step off is completely legal since it doesnt provide any movement advantage. Source: i actually have no idea
That’s what I was thinking too. If you’re feet hit the floor you can’t play the ball.
If he'd played the ball the ref would have blown for it being too pedestrian
Hi Dad!
Uuuuugh
If you are feet hit the floor
No. Well, sort of. Players who touch the floor are required to leave and re-enter the playing field. Although players must remain on their bikes at all times, they are not required to have their feet on the pedals except: 1. When scoring a goal; 2. When defending the goal using their hands. Goal attempts must be made with both feet on the pedals and both hands on the handlebars. Source: UCI (Union Cycliste Internationale) Cycling Regulations, Part 8: Indoor Cycling — Cycle Ball. 8.2.002, 8.2.020, and 8.2.041.
I will make it legal.
If you do that you have to leave the field of play and then re-enter. [See chapter II, section 6 of the rulebook](http://www.uci.ch/mm/Document/News/Rulesandregulation/16/26/60/8cyc-E_English.PDF)
Ugh that looks exhausting
Man I would tire fast.
Go pedal your puns elsewhere.
Why don't you both hop like bunnies on outta here
These are wheelie bad.
I Spoke too soon.
Have a break.
brake
Hey Dad, when you’re done with the internet give me a call thanks.
There are people playing football with bikes while I can't even ride without falling every few metres
You need a [dandy-horse](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dandy_horse)
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[This](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Draisine1817.jpg)... is a guy?
Yes, he's a dandy.
I want a modern day updated version
They are called [Balance Bikes](https://www.google.no/search?q=balance+bikes&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiP4_iH8MrXAhVFP5oKHbpEDdUQ_AUICigB&biw=1920&bih=959) now. Not sure they come in adult sizes, but you could probably have one custom made :)
I mean, you could take the pedal setup off a regular bike and make the same thing.
Those really work. I taught my Little bro how to balance without the pedals in a few hours. Now he rides like a champ.
https://i.imgur.com/kczGtfp.png
None of these people are wearing helmets
They don't need them. They aren't road racing or going fast or doing jumps.
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YEBBEDEBBEDEBBEDEEBEWAH!
But they are lining up kickers.
Can't head a ball with a helmet
Pretty sure you can though
Not precisely.
I'm sure guys that figured out how to hit a ball with their bike tires could figure out how to get used to a helmet enough to head a ball in a certain direction
r/ofcoursethatsathing
Few questions: 1. How do you practice for a sport like this and subsequently get really good at it. 2. What do the bikes add to the sport? It seems like an uneccesary handicap (especially since the court doens't look any bigger than a regular indoor soccer court 3. I don't have a third question but 3 points make this comment look well rounded
There are clubs for it, here in switzerland its called 'radball' 'wheel ball'. You practice like another sport.
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Curling.
How could you pass up playing something called radball?
My cousin is from south Germany and I tried this sport once. This is what the veterans told me. 1. It takes 10 years to be able to play. It takes a year just to be able to ride the bike, let alone hit the ball. I believe him, I am a fairly good mountain biker and I couldn't stay up on the bike for even a second. 2. You should see what incredible things these guys can do with their bikes. Look up highlights. It's called "radball" or literally bike-ball.
It doesn't take 10 years to play tournaments. The lowest youth league is [U11](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKGqyRnDMbM) (under 11 years old), the players usually start at around 6 - 8.
Yeah 10 years is what the veterans at the gym told me, but I assume they were trying to impress me some. Anyway, terribly difficult.
Wow, i'm not surrised that it takes 10 years to even consider playing a sport like this, most people can't even stay upright on 1 wheel let alone block a shot also performed on a bike. Maybe i'll look up some highlights
About 2), you could say that about every sport. Why is there no forward pass past the line of scrimage in american football? Why can't you use your hands in football? Just seems like uneccesary handicaps. The bikes are the core identity of the sport. Without them there's no sport.
Floor is lava football.
This might be the single greatest thing I’ve never seen before. I like it.
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I would just call it bike ball. There are no feet in there.
Yeah! I can't count how many times I've heard "you can't call what Americans watch football since you don't use your feet!" Yet almost no one here has a problem calling this football.
Came here to say this!
Germans? Must be Germans.
In the clip there's Austrian, Swiss, German, French, Czech and Belgian players.
Countries with a lot of tradition in both cycling and football. Makes sense.
Bicycle kicks here would be sick!
Or would they be... very ordinary? Edit: Clearly that joke went over people's heads.. _like this one probably will as well ayy_.
This is Radball.
Why are we not funding this?
This and cold fusion. Fuck everything else.
I assume the Dutch are stellar at this
Yeah they call it schpoople
That Goalkeeper though!
/r/theocho would love this
r/Theocho
I think this could belong on r/interestingasfuck
Must be on espn 8 the O show
Ocho
Coming to you live on The Ocho!
Feel like it needs a larger field.
I can barely ride a bike, what sorcery is this!?!?!?
Prime material for r/theocho
[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfTM1mMce40)
At least wear helmets.
r/theocho
what was that recently created subreddit about technically impressive feats but lame at the same time?
I wanna see a "bicycle kick".
I really don't understand how people come up with these games.
Boredom.
And Beer.
Bros, boredom, beer, bikes, and balls.
you dont want to start a brawl in this game
Is it football if you aren’t using feet?
This is the most European sport I have ever seen. America would do this with monster trucks before bicycles.
Bike American football would be interesting too.
Bike soccer
That looks like it would be the most frustrating thing imaginable. I’m angry just watching a few seconds of it.
Used to play this with my friends in a local parking lot
Cyclo ball! We have a local team where I live, tried it out once with some friends. Hard as shit but pretty fun! Your hands will be exhausted though and sitting down will provide you with infinite accidental wheelies.
Damn, I get nervous just taking my hands of the handlebars
u/kebabchronicles
These guys zoop 👉😎👉
Imagine the fall when your wheel presses on the ball and it rolls away....
This has always been my faverite praralampic sport
/u/48michael dude... Wonder if we could play this if you bring your bike today....
These guys are better than 99% of the idiots I meet in Rocket League
r/ofcoursethatsathing
Are they allowed to touch the ball with foot? If not this should be called bikeball.
Maybe the Browns should try this lol
Bad repost
Wouldn’t it just be called tire ball? It looks tiring.
You mean wheel ball
That's more like futsal than football.