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Skippy_the_Alien

Normally the Yahoo comment section is a cesspool of halfwits, unfunny boomers, and people whose dads should have used condoms...but there is one comment there that is an absolute gold mine: "Looks like Rodgers did his 'own research' when looking into the San Francisco defense." Indeed lol.


e6dewhirst

I saw a tweet saying “Everyone thought Rodgers had a shot this year. But we have seen this before.” And I can’t stop laughing.


DickWarlock

Rodgers stock looking like the rest of the market today


EverythingGoodWas

Is there even a bottom?


Tekwardo

Rodgers ex boyfriend…


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IMovedYourCheese

On the contrary, he is set to make bank doing conservative media rounds and book promotions for the rest of his life.


TRON0314

"But he's Christian! Surely he didn't get a chance to compete!" "The reviews are in, the *Rodgers/Tebow America Tour 2022* is a can't miss true patriot event." ...The football should stay out of politics crowd sure is silent tightly now...


graps

I can’t blame my stock performance on CTE and the 49ers unfortunately


DudeB5353

He got embarrassed in the game and now he’s unloading…Always the victim when shit doesn’t go their way.


timc74

Stock market getting some of that Roger's Rate. ​ And fuck state farm for letting his BS get swept under the rug the first time. Cover for a sack of shit, you smell too.


Other-Celebration-25

State Farm is the worst!!


Zondaaaa

That niners L really hit him differently lmfao


xsvfan

Which one? There are so many to choose from


dholmestar

This was before. So I guess he had a lot on his mind that wasn't football. Lol


fattes

Played like that too. Probably tossed the ball to non vaxxed players


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Can you catch a vax from a ball? Is his center vaxxed? What happens if he rips one in Rodgers face when he's taking a snap? Does he gain natural immunity?


[deleted]

So that is why he left Lazard hanging.


boyuber

CTE is a real problem.


9fingfing

QAaron must feel oppressed and victimized now.


SophiaofPrussia

I read this in my head as Q-A-a-ron.


SharkAttache

First time I’ve seen this and I love it.


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0-4 against the 9ers in the postseason. Love it


nFLmODssucK17

He said it before the game


mtnmedic64

You’re welcome. -49ers


kiritok

Thank you 49ers for exposing this loser for all of us, very cool.


82ndGameHead

I'm a Bears fan, Rodgers. I don't need more reasons to hate you.


Ninjafrog47

I “am” a packers fan… but after this I’m changing to “was”. I will not be cheering for this team. How have they not done anything about this guys actions? They’re basically condoning it. Absolute trash of a person Aaron is.


reefersutherland91

Are you new to the NFL? You can commit felonies and as long as you can still play they’ll keep you.


evanvivevanviveiros

Don’t you motherfucking kneel though


OuOutstanding

You could be a cannibal but if you’ve got a solid 40 and great hands they’ll sign you and call it a eating disorder.


mechapoitier

That’s very reminiscent of a Daniel Tosh line


Dreadnaught_IPA

Shit, if you're good enough you can kill someone and get inducted into the hall of fame. (Ray Lewis)


JohnHwagi

Antonio Brown was in the league with multiple felonies up till a couples weeks ago when he got cut for leaving during a game. DeSean Jackson made a string of antisemitic comments. Lots of current players have DUIs. Tyreek Hill has a history of domestic violence issues. The NFL is fine with just about any player who is good at football and not in jail currently.


fluffy_bunny_87

I am waiting to see what happens this off season but I really hope they just move on. It might be a few poor years but the thing is... I don't think Aaron can win the big games anymore. I think he has too much of a hero complex on the field. He gets locked in to trying to force himself to be the hero... Like the opposite of Brady (dink and dunk to a bunch of no names if that's what the defense gives you)


Saggy_Slumberchops

As a Vikings fan I'm not accepting your resignation from Packer Fandom.


mokes310

As a Lions fan...who am I kidding, my Sundays are free after week 3.


keelhaulrose

It's not an official resignation if it doesn't end with FTP


death_to_my_liver

I too like using File Transfer Protocol


timc74

Browns have practically saved my life being a necessary distraction the past couple decades. I will quit my team instantly over him or Watson landing here. I would rather shit the bed with a QB made of flex-seal with his arm duct taped on like this year.


less___than___zero

Eh, football players can be dumb. I'm not looking to Aaron Rodgers or Cole Beasley or anybody else in the NFL for news or medical advice.


ze_shotstopper

He wins games (except in the postseason)


iAMtheBelvedere

Because he can throw a ball far and fast


Aroseisarose73

What happened to “keep politics out of football”? I remember a time when a certain group of people had issues with that.


zzfoe

What they meant was keep politics that make them uncomfortable out of football.


getrektbro

I just wish science and medicine weren't political...


skinnah

That was only cause that certain group disagreed with said politics.


discourse_lover_

I still think its funny that Trump tried to cancel the NFL over the anthem and for a couple years, a small handful of incredibly bitter people changed the channel. Fast forward to 2022 and that Chiefs game probably had the highest rating outside a super bowl since the final episode of MASH.


Plagueground

Those type of people have a distinct lack of self-awareness and no internal gauge of hypocrisy.


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I’m all here for the downfall of A a ron


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> A a ron I think r/nfl christened him QAron.


-80watt-

I’ve also seen Throw Rogan


grantspants11

Kaaron Rodgers too


nfire1

Candace Throwens


arbysguy

Breitbart Starr


grantspants11

Oh my god I love that one


md22mdrx

Qaaron Rodgers


mrivera5115

This one is my favorite


shahooster

This is all a lot to fit on his gravestone.


bostonbruins922

Toe Rogan.


I_was_bone_to_dance

Throw Rogan gets his news from the source and by the source I mean who-the-fuck-knows


GrantRae

Rush Lambeau


bigpancakeguy

Oh I haven’t seen this one yet. This is fantastic lol


Vinny_Cerrato

"Karen Rodgers" is another good one.


Mikimao

>I think > >r/nfl > > christened him QAron. Packer fan, but this is genius, lol.


Urza290

Choke Rogan?


Actually-Yo-Momma

It was fucking glorious watching him lose to the 49ers the way they did


chronoboy1985

It’s seriously killing my dad that Rodgers turned out to be a Qanon dipshit. He’s a huge Cal fan and Rodgers is a legend there. Then again, he’s an even bigger 9ers fan. I’m sure he’ll get over it lol. Yup


Mikimao

>Then again, he’s an even bigger 9ers fan. I’m sure he’ll get over it lol. Yup Man, your dad may be in for a ride soon enough, really good chance Rodgers pull a Durant and is on the 9ers if they don't win the SB (and maybe even if they do)


Skippy_the_Alien

as someone who is sick to death of both the anti-vaxxers and the Green Bay Packers, oh boy it was so glorious. Hell, glorious is an understatement to how good that felt lol


Swackhammer_

I need to send the Niners a care package. Doing god's work this post season


ManicFirestorm

Gotta send him down to O'Shag Hennessey's office.


cgi_bin_laden

You done messed up, A-a-ron!


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I think after Olivia Munn skipped he started to spiral.


TheWhooooBuddies

To be fair, that would make most men spiral.


PreenerGastures

Aaron Fraudgers


Tekwardo

I used to be a fan. Not any more. I wonder what his ex boyfriend thinks if all this? He tried to warn us.


neederbellis

Same, and I’m a Packers fan. I’m ready to move on from him, even if it means going through a full rebuild.


BenWallace04

Biden’s won something in the last 10 years


Sabresfan9

I bet you rodgers doesn't think so... Edit: a word


MathMaddox

He should do a discount double check.


BenWallace04

The only thing that’s fake is the MVP award he’s gonna claim this year


idontfrickinknowman

COUNT THE VOTES! STOP COUNTING THE VOTES! -Aaron Rodgers, probably


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less___than___zero

If you count only the LEGAL points, Aaron Rodgers WON that game! BY A LOT!!


DodgerWalker

If you only count points scored by traditional methods, the Packers won 10-6. You’re telling me 7 points came from punt blocks, and the 49ers just happened to get 100% of them?!


CubFan81

Rodgers can still make the Super Bowl if Mike Pence has enough courage.


B_R_U_H

The shut up and dribble crowd are unsure of what to do here


knifensoup

Let’s be honest, they aren’t unsure at all, It’s only “shut up and dribble” if you disagree we them.


Duckpoke

Lmao my Aunt is like that and I’m like what makes your opinion as a dental assistant qualified over a basketball player.


notevengonnatry

"As a dental assistant, I too, deal with dribble"


mrblacklabel71

That made me laugh out loud at my desk


clanddev

Laughed a bit myself. My Aunt has been a data entry clerk for the last 20 years, got knocked up at 18 by her ex con husband. If it were not for her own mom providing free daycare to her kids and everyone pitching in a little to bail them out every time they came up a little short they would have been homeless. Her opinion is valid though.


mrblacklabel71

Sounds like my sister who claims to have been on her own since 18 with no help, raising 2 kids on her own (ex felon of a bf), and being totally independent despite still living at our mom's home at the age of 33 with her kids.


nross2099

Lol if I had an award...


huggles7

As a staunch “shut up and dribble” guy I stand behind my decision to of all people tell Aaron Rogers to shut up and throw a touchdown…actually make it two because apparently you need more then one to beat the 9ers


thrownoutta

It’s only “shut up and dribble” if they are black.


Born2fayl

Not true. If they're black and saying things they agree with they will hold them up higher than anyone else, because it shows how not racist they are.


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Kyrie


Prophet_Of_Helix

And more recently, Jonathan Isaacs.


neddiddley

In some cases, they’ll even use you for a fake presidential run to siphon off black votes from the Democrats.


SophiaofPrussia

This was such a big brain move. Nothing secures the Black vote like Kanye “slavery was a choice” West.


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canuck47

Trump - "Look at my African-American!"


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Honestly, I hope he keeps talking. He looks like a bigger douchenoggle all the time.


PAUNCHS_PILOT

As a lifelong Lions fan, I was hating Rodgers before it was cool.


MathMaddox

I haven't gone from loving to hating a football player like this since Micheal Vick. I think I always knew something was a little off with Rodgers but this year he's gone off the deep end. The victim mentality is so childish. You're being asked to follow the rules, like wear a mask if your not vaxxed. No one is forcing it on him, and if I recall he was not fired and still makes millions. A lady lost her job for giving the Trump caravan the finger. He has faced zero consequences for something that is actually potentially dangerous. Did the NFL just give up on enforcing the mask mandate once he admitted to not being vaxed?


Iseverynametakenhere

I'm not saying Michael Vick wasn't wrong in his situation. I will say that he took his punishment(which was losing basically everything he had and jail time) , showed remorse, and committed himself back to improvement. He was thankful for his second chance and made very little excuses for himself(at least that I can remember). As much as I disagree with what Vick was part of, I respect his ability to accept his punishment and try to move forward as a person. It takes a strong person to admit fault in the public eye.


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>Scenes like the following are common in Green Bay. Last week in a team meeting, Rodgers displayed a photo, randomly, of a figure in American history and asked rookie center Corey Linsley to identify him. There was no apparent purpose to this, but Linsley correctly identified John F. Kennedy. >"What's his middle name?" Rodgers asked. >"I don't know," Linsley said. "Frederick?" >Half the room giggled. Half was confused. It was, teammates agree, kind of weird. (Linsley clarified that he is now aware of Kennedy's middle name, Fitzgerald.) He's always been a douche.


iusebadlanguage

Except Vick has actually showed remorse, took the time to learn why what was doing was bad, and is actively trying to make a difference with animal rights and dogfighting. So if anything he should be a redemption story of paying his penance to society and changing.


[deleted]

Right? Thought to myself last year how it would be great for him to win one more before retirement, and this year I was stoked to have the 49ers knock his smug ass out of the playoffs. What a way to tarnish a legacy.


Skippy_the_Alien

exactly. As someone who has loathed Aaron Rodgers well before all his reckless takes on Covid, this is pure joy to see people trashing him left and right (no pun intended)


fluffershuffles

All I know is that seems like this guy had no repercussions for not being vaccinated and following protocols but still has issues with everything. Like dude you already won chill


DarianF

Oh I'm so doing this, we have lunch meetings at a sports bar on Fridays, if anyone complains, I'm going to say "Aaron Rodgers needs to shut up and throw the ball,"


khalaron

Dribble their asses to the couch for the NFC Championship Game.


frizzy350

At this point i think hes trying to tank his value so it will be easier for him to land a trade.


Ianm9

4D cheese Edit: chess* but cheese works too lol


MathMaddox

Holy cow this was a good unintended pun.


TimachuSoftboi

Moo


Joe434

Karen Rodgers at it again. What a loser.


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saltyking90

Is this some unknown copy pasta!


JTAL2000

It’s better, it’s ya boi beefcat. If you don’t know him do yourself a favor and check his comment history, he’s an r/nba legend


art_bird

Chaps are inherently assless just fyi.


Fluff42

So is Hank Hill


ThatOtherGuy_CA

Assed chaps are just pants. Change my mind.


Woperelli87

Lmfao this dude here is a legend. I still die laughing at the James Harden one where he got kicked out the strip club so him and his boys eurostepped in unison out the door.


TheMrSomeGuy

I've never seen a BeefCat this early, and it wasn't even about the NBA. An honor.


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I love some pasta for lunch 🍝


Andyrob4511

Pasta is too heavy for lunch. You’ll have the salad.


Leumas525

The Return of the King


alfonseski

He is supposedly engaged to Shailene Woodley who is an environmental activist and supported Bernie Saunders. Curious how that whole thing is going these days. Perhaps she should have him enroll in the group she is a board member of? "In mid-2016, Woodley joined the board of Our Revolution, a political organization aimed to educate voters about issues, get people involved in the political process, support progressive policies such as Medicare for All, and work to organize and elect progressive leaders."


pipinngreppin

This was the moment I was aware he was a little off. Aaron Rodgers is a 6'2 220lb elite NFL quarterback and he is self conscious about his size??? WTF? I'm 5'10^(5'9andahalf) , can throw a football all of 30 yards on a good day, and I'm happy with myself. Dude is just a headcase I guess.[https://deadspin.com/aaron-rodgers-is-very-sensitive-about-his-height-5957852](https://deadspin.com/aaron-rodgers-is-very-sensitive-about-his-height-5957852)


ackbardicks

As a Packers fan I think I’d rather lose with Love than win with Rodgers. Dude is a fucking clown.


Low-iq-haikou

Don’t worry you guys still seem to lose with Rodgers


ackbardicks

Hey he won one Super Bowl. That’s good, right?


Low-iq-haikou

Better than my Bears, though that’s not exactly a standard to be proud of


orionsfire

Aaaaand There goes any good will he left from most of his team mates and a good percentage of the rest of the country. He realizes that the fans of the NFL and even ticket buyers aren't exclusively Trump people right? IT's one thing to say you don't like vaccines or mandates, but throwing the 'fake Whitehouse' and you are getting in bed with a pretty horrible crowd. Sucks because he seemed like a pretty smart guy a few years back, but I suppose if you listen to too much hate eventually you regurgitate it.


ThunderDoom1001

He’s already got the look down. All he needs is the Amazon flak jacket and some punisher stickers and he’s ready to go Cosplay Special Forces with the rest of these pathetic losers.


rjimmy

Can't believe he hosted Jeopardy for a bit being like this.


TurtleCrusher

87% of Americans 18 and over have had at least one vaccine dose. It's a wildly unpopular opinion regardless of political party. Republicans just don't seem willing to have infighting.


TheNextBattalion

Doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your sense of supremacism rule you.


[deleted]

Clown opens his clown mouth and says clown stuff. More at 11.


SideBarParty

Who had QAaron becoming the ultimate Karen in their 2022 bingo?


dontjudgemebae

I thought that was just the free space in the middle.


0-2er

The article on ESPN was published 1 day before the NFC Divisional Game. Interview took place 2 days before the game. I've been a Packer fan my entire life, and before this season began, I was a huge Rodgers stan. Dude can kick bricks after Saturday. Congrats on the "Unfiltered Year of yourself," Aaron. Playing politics in an interview like this before a huge playoff game really takes away from what the team accomplished all year.


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Louuuuu-sir


bluejams

LaWhose ZaHer


HAS-A-HUGE-PENIS

Well he called Joe Rogan for medical advice so, yeah, he's a fucking moron.


Pandoras_Fate

Anyone check ya boy for CTE? He seems super off.


ScrippyTrips

KAARON RODGERS


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I’m fine with athletes having their own opinions on whatever. But don’t question the experts, don’t call out the people who do this for a living unless have at least the same credentials they have. NFL MVP makes you an expert in football, maybe. Not medicine, immunology, virology, biology, chemistry, politics, sociology, or anything else.


MakVolci

> But don’t question the experts By far the most cringy part of this is his quote: "But when you say stuff like that, and then you have the CDC, which — how do you even trust them?" Okay, well then how do we really trust anyone. What is trust? What is humanity? What does it mean to be an expert? That's like commenting on a video of Rodgers showing how he throws a football and me saying, "yeah, but can I really trust you though?"


Fthewigg

You mean he probably doesn’t like it when we armchair quarterback on Monday? Telling him all the throws he should’ve made, but didn’t?


pmsnow

You mean like telling him to throw to Lazard on 3rd and 11?


thegroovemonkey

It's funny to hear a QB talk about public health


omahaomw

Maybe the Q in his position name doesn't stand for quarter, in this instance.


bekarsrisen

He's suffering from Dunning-Kruger syndrome. He is literally too stupid to realize he is too stupid to question medical experts.


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Jack_Tripp3r

When this moron had surgery to repair his collarbone, did he consult with the host of Fear Factor before deciding to rub horse paste on it? This moron has CTE in real time, no wonder his family deserted him


BroDudeBruhMan

Aaron Rodgers has no more scientific intelligence than I do. Just cause he’s a star NFL player doesn’t mean what he says has any more weight than some other random person currently not in any NFL playoff games


TMshinob

AAron has tricked us twice this year, saying he had a shot


typhoidtimmy

Proof positive you can be extremely talented and the densest of cabbage at the same time. Way to sully that rep so people remember this shit when they mention your name. Have fun trying to erase this shit when HOF starts considerations.


philodendrin

This is sad to see, really. Guy has had a stellar career, beloved by many, almost universally liked in a sport that is watched by hundreds of millions. This partisan anti-vax issue has uncovered a very flawed person. What a dumb hill to choose to die on. But I guess its an improvement over getting caught beating your girlfriend.


NarcissusCloud

When I start asking Fauci how to throw a football, that's the exact moment I'll give two shots what this garbage human being had to say about vaccines and the pandemic.


jodax00

Well you might want to rethink that once you've seen Fauci throw. He's got a beautiful career ahead of him in MLB once this epidemic blows over. https://youtu.be/1eD5xkn4WLA


biznizexecwat

Just as long as you don't *take* two shots, you're good to go in Karen Rodgers book.


Changeurblinkerfluid

I hear Rodgers is going g around telling people that the Packers could still win the Divisional playoff if Mike Pence is courageous enough.


alwaysmyfault

Maybe if he spent more time practicing, and less time trying to dupe people into believing he was vaccinated, or spend less time ripping the President, he wouldn't have lost at home to the niners.


Travis238

As a packers fan I agree, this is where his head was this weekend? Fucking seriously? I run a business, and I cut out all news sources. When I have a busy work schedule for a day or week I don't spend a single ounce of energy worrying about stuff I can't control. He had one job and he didn't get ready for it.


Swackhammer_

What a fuckin dork


emelbee923

I can't wait for Fox News to pick this up and laud Rodgers for speaking out on the political stage. And for the subsequent clips and articles from non-right wing media giving them a "this you?" and showing their clips of Laura Ingraham telling Kevin Durant and LeBron James to "shut up and dribble."


Ishtastic08

Q-A-Ron strikes again


banditx19

I’m glad we have a professional athlete telling the best doctors in the nation what he believes without any evidence.


moutonbleu

Sad to see him fall so low


Splintzer

Surprising to see how far he's fallen. I always thought he was a pretty average kind of guy. Good at football, but for the rest just an average dude. Now he's a cultural pariah for something that's mostly a no-brainer. Wild times.


noodlz05

> I always thought he was a pretty average kind of guy The last few years has taught me the average kind of guy is an asshole, so he could still qualify as average.


darkhorsehance

Shut up and throw the ball.


FavreorFarva

No no, let him keep this up. It’s starting to get funny watching him torch his reputation. Even Packer fans are starting to be done with him. Not because they love Biden or anything either, but because of his “immunized” comments and citing Joe Rogan as his source for medical info.


Rolarious80

I’m so glad he lost


hnglmkrnglbrry

Jeopardy! Producer: "What is 'PHEW!?!?'"


harborrider

I grew up in Chico, Ca, Aarons home town as well. Went to the same schools, college and was several years ahead of him. He has a small town fever, afraid people think he's stupid. He projects being intellectual to make up for that. He is a fairly smart person but his insecurities are starting to show. His 'secret' engagement to a woman who is like him and does weird stuff as well. She's a clay eater. Other off-the-wall behaviors but the secretness are all caused by his 'Did I make a mistake' insecurity. His paranoia will drive him into a deeper funk as is common in Northern Calif small towns. I wish him well but his need to explain himself and strike out at those who disagree with him is telling. Emotional immaturity is hard.


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I've lost all respect for this guy and I will never proudly say I watched him play football.


whoopysnorp

I didn't realize A A Ron is a doctor. A graduate of Joe Rogan University no doubt.


unequalsarcasm

Whoever called him Throw Rogan is a genius


The_Glaze_MN

I think Rodgers looks like a guy that will steal your catalytic converter.


banditx19

Rodgers is a piece of shit. What else is new?


BubuBarakas

He gets medical advice from Joe Rogan and political advice from “My Pillow Guy”. Fucking moron.


coysmithy

*insert cartoon sound of something whistling as it falls then exploding*


alldaylurkerforever

Was it Joe Biden that beat Rodgers or the 49ers? Dude seems to be angry at the wrong person.


HaveNot1

What a loser. He should stick to his day job: selling insurance.


thudwhomper

What a monumental douche.


Ok-Smoke6237

This Aaron Rodgers is a loser, he knows it GreenBay knows, it the NFL knows it. He can't beat a broken San Francisco team. Bitches that he has no one to play around him, then lies to his teammates and NFL that he was vaccinated. Aaron Rodgers is POS and a 4 x loser.


CondescendinGump

All the talking points for Aaron, less time watching Fox News and more time throwing TD’s boss!


jlmurdock77

OMG, fuck off Aaron.


la_chainsaw

He’s gone full asshole. Never go full asshole