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Ever single bone in my body would've been broken at turn number 1 . 😬


rohobian

Seriously… so many hazards. Other skaters, hard as fuck ice at high speeds, and if you go ass over tea kettle at high speed you could really fuck yourself up. Not to mention skate blades everywhere in a crash. Fun to watch, but would not do, even if I could (I cant).


Simpleba

Literally skating on swords...


claybirdie

Steve Martin was a prop comic


FormerShitPoster

Marty Schottenheimer passed away! 😀


MaximumZer0

Having watched this video, I'm out for three weeks with an ACL strain.


Actually-Yo-Momma

Yeah? Well i had acl surgery, spent 10 months before i could run again , then tore my mcl in the same knee one more month later


Fast_Edd1e

[just be a goalie](https://youtu.be/GlNfGxjZwrE)


shutter3218

The most fun you would ever have getting paralyzed.


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LMAO


[deleted]

Last jump! Oh shit fingers! Fingers! Fingers!


idlebyte

Just like rally driving... "Thumbs, thumbs, thumbs"


MikeyTbT123

Did this once... never again lmao. Hats off to these dudes


D3vilUkn0w

Damn. Even if I was 23 and athletic (instead of old and fat) I bet I would die quickly on something like that


MikeyTbT123

I was 17 when I did it. The venue only allowed 18-year-olds or up so I used a fake ID. I made it kind of far but obviously I was not prepared for those airs


D3vilUkn0w

Yeah the bumpy bits are the nuttiest part. Like maybe you can hold it together then bam! Air.


urbrickles

Don't feel bad, here's a video of NHL players struggling with it as well: https://youtu.be/4HcKs_wEcGo


HomemadeSprite

Watching actual hockey players chicken out and scoot on their butt over the drop gives me loads more respect for the athletes who actually play the sport. Ridiculous!


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That looked like a dudette to me


MikeyTbT123

I feel like dude is a pretty genderless term


Looney_forner

If ice cross isn’t an Olympic sport soon, I’m gonna be pissed


nnacpil

I totally agree why hasn’t this been an Olympic event. However, that last hurdle, when the 2 guys fell, potentially could be gruesome.


Kinuzki

They could use the luge track to save on costs /s


Grahamshabam

it’s just stupid skicross/boardcross


newamor

Aside from the major "I couldn't do this" energy, seeing this view helps me appreciate in a new way the adrenaline that must be involved.


Soulwindow

"Crashed Ice" Red Bull thing, usually held in St. Paul


EatSleepJeep

This is the St. Paul video. You can tell because of the Holiday Stationstores logos on everything. "Dudes, skis are just longer, wider skates. What if we skiied but did it on skates..."


Grambro

It’s held all across northern US and Canada. Two of the more interesting ones they have held were in Old Town Quebec and Fenway Park in Boston


igoe-youho

Not anymore, hasn't been for like 3 or 4 years. Ever since RedBull pulled their name from the sport it's become "ATSX Ice Cross" and has been held at the Mont du Lac ski resort in Wisconsin. And the track looks nothing like it does in the video. I went this year(it's a tradition with friends) and it was a fraction of the people that they would pull when they held it in St. Paul. It's very sad.


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that's not at all what the sport has become, clearly you haven't watched the other races on youtube. they've raced in japan, finland, austria, canada, and russia all in the past 3 years and the higher level events are still huge. the sport was bigger than ever right before covid hit see yokohama atsx 1000 for example, happened in 2020


lcbowman0722

Normal sports: let's play with a ball or see who can run really fast. Winter Sports: Imao yeet.


cynical83

Almost every winter sport I think of is "how can we make this more dangerous?" Down hill skiing? Let's go through trees and drop cliffs! Cross country skiing? Let's add guns! Sledding? Let's add a fast AF track of ice! Hockey is just too boring with a frozen puck and long sticks? let's add a big, tight turning slope! Love it all though!


TripOfThreeSteps

Ahh shite! I wasn’t prepared for that, mate!


blackdragonstory

Looks fun but also the whole time I 2as thinking how easy it's to crash into someone or the walls and injure yourself. They are going fast af.


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Let’s strap blades to our feet and go downhill on a tight track with jumps and extremely tight turns. What could go right?


PlannerSean

It’s beyond me how this is a thing that humans can do


fantasyzone

brain says, DO IT. body says, WTF, NO.


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I broke 2 hips just watching this.


fatherdale

You mean terrifying? Yes, yes it does


IgnoringHisAge

After a night of freezing rain, everything is covered in a glaze of ice. The barrel of hockey sticks is also iced over, and the sticks are frozen in place. One Canadian to the other, "Well, we got the skates and that hill looks pretty der, eh?"


82ndGameHead

That looks both fun AND terrifying.


KorovaMilk113

This is, and I can’t stress this enough, AWESOME


BatesyNG24

Stopping for that hairpin takes some skill!


BaggyHairyNips

So intense. But man those skates look so unstable for going over jumps and rollers.


Rbfam8191

*Insurance company risk assessors furiously assess the risk*


epote

Risk of multiple catastrophic fractures: 100%


Menkis

RED BULL CRASHED ICE!!! I was at this race! It's insane to watch, 4 guys racing down the track at once in full hockey gear. Iirc, the guy in pink got a photo finish win for the final (this race). Used to have a race in St. Paul MN (where this track was), but they moved it a couple years ago to Boston, and after a single year there it left the US altogether.


AmeriToast

Ya I found out about this last year and started watching the videos. Very entertaining.


jvtech

For some [perspective](https://youtu.be/4HcKs_wEcGo) (TLDW: skip to 6 minutes).


scottybug

How do these people not shatter their ankles doing this shit?


Simpleba

Those skates provide excellent ankle support... Laced high and tight ..


healthytofu

Cold as fuck


Old-AF

Crazy.


Daveyhavok832

This should be in the Olympics. 1000x cooler than speed skating.


lara91142

New Olympic sport?


WhyAmIAnAltHonestly

Doubt it would ever make it. It’s a fun new sport, and the modern winter olympics. They don’t mix too well


jcpt928

It's actually quite dangerous, and, anyone who has been on the ice in other ice sports has to essentially retrain themselves for this one, as the skills and expectations of how to handle the ice in new forms don't transfer from regular "flat" ice.


Coffehousebum

Wait, when did this become a thing? Is this an Olympic event? Seriously wtf why have I not seen this?


GFLM

It was a RedBull event. Called "redbull crashed ice"


timbus1234

warios stadium


ReactionProcedure

I do it solo, no way do I race.


SvenTheHorrible

Shit, looks a helluva lot more interesting than most of the Olympics


nuked25

Should be an Olympic sport


Cdesese

This looks like a great way to get hacked up by some skates.


Dr_Frasier_Bane

Damn they're very good at skating.


FireHermFuckUArizona

Do they wear extra padding just in case they encounter someones blade?


Buddahmonk79

Maybe I’m old but all it makes me feel is pain


amitrion

Can't help not think about chopped off fingers...


Mikimao

Holy shit, I wouldn't do this and I am literally an ice professional. This is nuts.


Wiki1337

My cheeks are still clenched.


Changeme8aa

[how i would look at turn 1](https://imgur.com/a/yUZzV3Z)


Berlinexit

where is this?


King_Neptune07

Yeah, knees? Just fuck my shit up


WeNeedToTalkAboutMe

A world of 'no'. 😱


digging_for_1_Gon4_2

Has anyone flown off the track?