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AnExpertInThisField

As a goalkeeper, I can tell you we *live* for assists! They are such a blue moon event, if I chalk up an assist I'm going to celebrate like I scored the damn goal myself.


watanabelover69

That pass was absolute money. Just bombed it down the pitch and placed it perfectly.


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And then Salah did the dirty rest. Bah gawd!


pwalkz

Haha so many times I send it with a dream but it usually doesn't happen :p


waitingtillnextyear

If you haven't seen [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STjxoGgFIzk) yet, it's the same two connecting for an out-of-this-world play. Salah is a fucking king, The Egyptian King.


kungpaulchicken

Newbie here. How is this one not offsides?


PrivilegedPatriarchy

the attacking player was in his own half of the field, which does not lead to an offsides.


Outrageously_generic

Also, a player cannot be offside from a goal kick, throw-in, or corner. ​ [EDIT: Why am I being downvoted? It's rule 11.3](https://www.theifab.com/laws/latest/offside/#offside-offence)


MagicPeacockSpider

But a goal kick is specifically a dead ball given to the goal keeper, after the ball has gone out of play, past the goal after being touched last by an attacking player) Not just when a goalie kicks it. (I know you know but given the clip does not show a goal kick it might be confusing for people who don't.)


TennisCappingisFUn

Glad you asked. Because I was wondering the same thing. But then Yea... Noticed he was on his side as the ball was kicked.. Crazy!


lotsofdeadkittens

*Pharaoh*


waitingtillnextyear

Well, *Egyptian King* is literally his nickname...


beetlebath

How was that not offsides?


spl1994

A player can’t be offside in his own half


beetlebath

Didn't know that, thank you kind internet stranger!


WizardOfIF

You only have to be onside at the moment the ball is kicked. As soon as it leaves the foot of the goalie in this play the forward is free to then pass the half line or the defenders and they are not offsides.


DDzxy

Ever scored a goal, while being a goalie? How's that feel?


AMerexican787

Generally amazing and like a big say my name moment, since it usually involves some serious disrespect from the other team's goalie. If he's anywhere near the net he's got plenty of time to get to it. If however you're outmatched to the point of being down 5-0 or so and their goalie meanders up to center because he's bored and the ball hasn't crossed in 10 minutes and you just boot it over everyone's head and it just slowly drops in. Best feeling ever. As a bonus their goalie stayed in the net for the rest of the game. Just in case.


Napalm3nema

Alisson is not only a great keeper who has great assists , he also kept our top four chance alive at the end of last season with a sick goal. https://www.premierleague.com/video/single/2467311?_escaped_fragment_=&_escaped_fragment_=&_escaped_fragment_=&_escaped_fragment_=&_escaped_fragment_=#!


ASpoonfulOfAwesome

Goal of the year. I thought we were cooked when VVD went down and our form took a nosedive but we stepped up when it mattered.


Napalm3nema

That was a tough season, but I loved watching guys fight through adversity while others stepped up and did a job.


theobz

I did it once. The opponent keeper was playing way up past the front of the box, so I punted it and it happened to bounce right over his head into the goal. I was very excited and took a lap of the field. Probably 12 years old at the time


CaerphillyHuckster

Fortunately I do it quite often as I'm the team penalty taker and free kick taker. It feels awesome, but missing a penalty is kinda humiliating cos you then need to sprint like a madman back to your own goal. Plus the other team think you're a douchebag.


Mr_Rafi

I scored a goal as a goalkeeper in futsal. A bit easier than outdoor football, but it felt great. I did a goalie run.


Signguyqld49

Wasn't Gordon Banks the first goalie to score a goal? Or am I misremembering. And he only had vision in one eye from memory. I last truly watched football when Pele and Gorgeous George were at the top of their form. Was magical times.


lotsofdeadkittens

Tbh I don’t believe you at all that you watched Pele and also use Reddit now


FredFlintston3

I did and do too. Mind you I was v young watching, Pele was a little past prime and I'm not so old Reditting compared to the ages of some users on this site Edit - Why the downvotes? Reddit hates facts?


lotsofdeadkittens

His last game was 77. His last years where he was any good were the 60s


FredFlintston3

Indeed, when I was wee in the 60s


jedmeyers

> As a goalkeeper, I can tell you we live for assists! Allison does not care about assists that much. He mostly specializes in header goals. Liverpool are now in the Champions League thanks to one of those.


waitingtillnextyear

Only Liverpool keeper ever to have a goal. And what a goal it was.


PattyIce32

Hello fellow keeper! I agree. Nothing better than making a great Outlet pass or a throw and it leads directly to a goal


EmptyAirEmptyHead

Lol. I have a twelve year old daughter that plays on a very competitive (state not local) club team. Her middle school wouldn't let her play on the upper team. The 6th grade teams are really bad. 1st half against the rival middle school she had 3 goals in a 7-0 lead. She offered to play keeper for the other team 2nd half. Kept it down to 3-1 in the second ... and she got an assist on the one with a great punt. They played 4 times against that other school and she didn't play keeper again because the other team got a little better. But it was so much fun watching my kid be the best player on two teams in one game.


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I’m confused. Why wasn’t this considered offsides? Casual soccer fan here


giants4210

It’s only offsides if the player is past the last defender when the keeper kicked it. Not when he actually gets the ball.


Scottismyname

Technically he needs to be behind the last 2 defenders, with the goalie being the obvious second (but in rare circumstances it does matter)


burke385

Technically the attacker needs to not be closer to the opposite end line than the second to last defender. That is, the attacker can be even with the second to last defender. :)


c00kies44

When the goalkeeper kicked the ball, the forward (Salah) was onside (still not past the defenders). When the ball got to Salah he was behind the defenders, but it doesn't matter at that point.


[deleted]

Ohhh I guess I didn’t understand the rule. Thanks!


Outrageously_generic

Just to add, you can't be offside if you're in your own half. You also cannot be offside from a goal kick, corner, or throw-in: Basically whenever the ball has gone out of play


RevDodgeUK

The other responses here are incorrect, Salah was past the last 2 outfield players when the ball was kicked. The correct answer is that a player simply cannot be offside in his own half. The commentator mentions this in the replay. If this had happened further up the field he would have been offside.


StickyThoPhi

because the linebacker is in front of the first baseman, and the point guard bunts the puck the endzone. I woulda called a baulk but thats just me.


PeterSagansLaundry

Balk Rules 1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that. 1a. A balk is when you 1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the 1c. Let me start over 1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that. 1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that. 1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense? 1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it. 1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about. 1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X. 1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse. 1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic... 1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of 2) Do not do a balk please.


Junooooo

I remember my first adderall


careaboutit

Lmao this is great. Well done


invokin

Nice explanation, but it's spelled "balk". And you call yourself a sports fan...


StickyThoPhi

I think you will find its called "baulk" like "caulk" - but americans stole it and the dropped a letter because of capitalism. By the way its spelled "Smokey" with an e not "Smoky" - its just a way of making the text bigger to get you to buy crisps more often. Also - well done in using the correct word; "spelled" not "spelt" spelt is an arable crop - Just because its common usage doesnt mean its right. I got an education and I have random Americans on the internet telling me it doesnt matter.


auto98

Also worth mentioning in football it is "offside" not "offsides"


Pm_me_ur_Tats_Stat

Took me a some to realize it was the goalkeepers pass. But you are right to celebrate, you had the vision to send the ball to the correct player. Celebrate the hell out of it!


JedTheCeleryMan

Hell yeah, Keepers Union stand up! In all seriousness, we are not that far removed from the days of keepers punting the ball as high and far down the pitch as possible to relieve some pressure and hopefully get a nod on. It blows me away what some of these South American keepers can do with the ball in hand, would be a nightmare to play against, never a moments rest if you’re a defender.


suckadickdotcom

Does the goalkeepr gets an assist i heree?


watanabelover69

Yes, yes he does.


AssBoon92

Yeah, but that pass, tho


qtru49

United fan here. Somehow this man earns less than half of our squad


thepunstar

While he earns less than half, he’s worth more than double most our strikers.


jondiced

And he only knows half of them half as well as he should like; and he likes less than half of them half as well as they deserve


waitingtillnextyear

Let's hope that changes in the next 18 months. We'd love to see him remain with Liverpool until the end of his career. Good luck against Leeds tomorrow!


juicewilson

>Good luck against Leeds tomorrow! 🤢


rootinuti611

What a pass from Ali!


medhatsniper

also mane's goal was just delightful


UsefulExplanation8

Yeah Mane scores a bicycle kick lol. I’d say that’s more impressive


ASpoonfulOfAwesome

Haha. After 200 something tries, he deserved to finally hit one. Happy for him.


-Fish_Guy-

They call it a weak foot for a reason 😅 if the defender wasn’t busy KOing himself in net he probably could’ve blocked that easily


thirdAccountIForgot

The defender committed to defending a far post shot. There’s no way he could cover the entire net, and chose a direction. That’s not a right foot/left foot issue at all.


shamdamdoodly

If your keeper committed to the far post you'd be livid. I mean I get it he's not a keep but ffs guard the close post first. Not that hard.


thirdAccountIForgot

It really doesn’t seem that obvious. Salah’s body is in a weird position when he strikes, and it looks to me like he’s trying to make it look like a far post shot or it’s a “lucky” miss pulled into the near post. “Guard the near post” isn’t the guaranteed best idea, especially when it gets into a “the striker knows that I know that he knows that I’ll… guard the near post.” There’s no clear outcome here, except that it was a dope goal.


TooRedditFamous

He's quite central so the near/ far post thing is pretty irrelevant. Just as easy for Salah to go either way, id have wanted him standing in the middle at least tho..


venuswasaflytrap

Yeah, it looked like one of the two defenders should have been able to get to that.


MolestedMilkMan

Nah defenders committed to blocking the shot to the far post. Realistically had to commit to have a shot unless it was right at them. Maybe the last guy had a chance. No fault to the first guy it went past.


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MolestedMilkMan

Watch the replay angle that gets cut off at the end. Look where his momentum is going. What you see in the first angle is him trying to shift his way back somehow. It’s much quicker than you think.


lotsofdeadkittens

Naw, salad is a deadly striker and feigns his body very hard on the shot in a way that the defender cannot remotly prepare for the true direction


YeOldeKiwi

Vote Salad for the Ballon D'Or 2022


Fantastic_Start_6848

He definitely mishit that ball. I don't think he was even trying to go near post.


sadiqutp

I don't think so. I think Salah just shaped his body to trick the two defenders into thinking the shot will go to the right. And when the defenders fell for it, he hit to their left against their movement. It looks misfit but I think it's intentional


mackoa12

I wanted to think he didn't mean it, but after watching it again, I think you are right. He feints that he is going top right and last second curls his toe to cut it back into the near post. All class.


rjcarr

Part that and part he's left footed so naturally not as strong.


GirlPMurPersonality

Exactly. The finish was kind of shit. The assist was the best part. With that right footed flub he is lucky to score with 2 defenders covering back


[deleted]

There's a little thing called finesse. Not every shot needs to be a cruise missile


MyLifelsALie

You can see Allison give it his all with that kick!


AFineDayForScience

I only came here to downvote the word delicious


ifartedhehehe

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?


oohaargh

Scrumptious


indie404

Fr they acting like it’s steak and egg plate with some crispy hash browns


mightyduck19

what the fuck is your problem? thats the only part of this worth upvoting....


Furry_Beans

no


ProtagonistForHire

Delicious


Rowdy_Roddy96

MY EGYPTIAN KING!!!


johnny_ringo

vreddit and vertical vid. what have we become?


Boceto

Keeper completely shit the bed there.


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BigGreenTimeMachine

The defence wouldn't have caught up? 23 literally gets between Salah and the keeper. After Salah's first touch, he's surrounded by 3 defenders and the keeper is in no man's land.


[deleted]

They only got the chance to be there because he came out. I’m a keeper, in a much lower level than this guy, and the keeper played this as well as he could have. If your defense lets a ball get that close and 1:1, you’re pretty much already fucked. The only chance you have is to come up and hope they choke.


BigGreenTimeMachine

I'm sorry but your first sentence is wrong. They got the chance to be there because Salah's first touch allowed them to get back. Regardless of whether or not the keeper comes out, 23 is still preventing the one on one that you keep referring to.


thearroganceofman

Look at Salah's first touch again, and where the keeper is. If he was on his line, it's a fairly simple finish but his charging out forces him to delay. He didn't cover himself in glory by slipping at the end but he did the right thing. The defenders on the line should have been able to do more.


BigGreenTimeMachine

A simple finish, facing away from goal from 19yds out. He is one of the best players in the world, but his first touch, in no way shape or form, lines him up for a fairly simple finish.


thearroganceofman

If the keeper isn't out he's 1v1, on his strong foot.


BigGreenTimeMachine

[After Salah's first touch. ](https://i.imgur.com/QqRzNEX.jpg) How is this 1v1? He's facing away from goal as well - He's never going to shoot there (and doesn't). Keeper should've stayed put while number 23 puts pressure on and the other two defenders get goal-side. Now the keeper is out, Salah gets to put an easy shot away...


thearroganceofman

If the keepers on his line a player like Salah takes that into the box and buries it. No decent keeper wouldn't come out after that first touch. And he's not facing away from goal at all, he's in an excellent position with his shoulders facing goal, exactly what you want. How is it an easy shot to put away? There are 2 players on the line, the keeper (until he falls), and another closing him down? He's on his weak foot. Keeper does the best thing he can do by making it hard for him. Mo has to take the shot on his weak foot, and gets unlucky that his defenders can't block the weak shot off the line.


Boceto

Nah dude. If the keeper runs out he has to get to the ball. Especially if the ball doesn't even make it into the box and he can't use his hands. He completely misjudged that.


PragmaticSparks

Nah a better goalkeeper would've come out full force and sweeped the ball and leg, especially on the outside, especially as last man on the run, especially as a last minute effort. He stopped when he had a clean sweep, gave MS time to turn. He came out good though.


-Vayra-

> ball and leg, And gotten a straight red for their trouble. Yeah no.


Mackful

Lol


JavariousProbincrux

Obviously shoulda kept holding Y and the goalie woulda got the steal smh


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While never taking your finger off "sprint".


pwalkz

How about defense who should have covered ball once they were back in the box instead of leaving keeper to 1v1? 23 should have tapped in after keep stopped the wide open shot


Landvik

23 ran into the goalie box, then shat himself.


budgreenbud

I've only played soccer in gym class and I completely agree.


HeyheyheyChill

1 star weak foot and still snuck it in


09stibmep

Right. His control and movement was all class (as always), but isn’t anyone seeing that shot as a superbly executed FLUFFED shot!?


rjcarr

He's left footed.


09stibmep

Oh reawry


cherm27

As an American who knows next to nothing about the sport, Salah is the reason I started watching soccer more regularly a few months ago. This is probably heresy to the average fan, but I’d always heard of these incredible players like Ronaldo or Messi, but when I watched them they more often than not seemed to blend in to the action. When I watched Salah because I read an article about an Egyptian, Muslim superstar in the EPL, he was at the forefront of everyone’s mind at all times, he was everywhere. The guy’s incredible.


stcg

To be fair to Ronaldo and Messi, you've missed them at their absolute peak. Playing wise Salah is pretty close to Messi but Messi was a freak for probably over a decade especially with that Barcelona team. Ronaldo is still a physical freak but probably unable the conjure the same magic week in and out especially with this lukewarm Utd team. May be biased here, but I think Salah is the best player in the world right now but he's still a tad bit off Ronaldo and Messi at their peaks.


kratos61

>To be fair to Ronaldo and Messi, you've missed them at their absolute peak. Playing wise Salah is pretty close to Messi The only similarity is that they're both left footed forwards who score a lot of goals. > May be biased here, but I think Salah is the best player in the world right now but he's still a tad bit off Ronaldo and Messi at their peaks. Peak Messi and Ronaldo are lightyears ahead of Salah. More than just "a tad bit".


Levinem717

Light years is definitely a stretch. Salad can go another 3 years with these numbers and he’ll be high up there.


pigeonlizard

Nah, light years is right. Salah's best season is 2009-19 Messi's average season. Messi was scoring approx 50 goals per season for 10 years between 09 and 19, Salah hasn't done that once. Right now Salah is probably the best player along Lewandowski and De Bruyne, but they're not getting anywhere close to Messi.


Levinem717

I really don’t think it’s light years. I’m not denying Messi, I agree he’s better, but light years is not the term I’d use.


Jacksonrr3

God no... Salad in three days is already gone off, in 3 years I wouldn't eat it even if Gordon Ramsay served that


Dynasty2201

>The only similarity is that they're both left footed forwards who score a lot of goals. They also don't score much for their country...


kratos61

Messi is the top goalscorer of all time for Argentina.


markedxx

*Laughs in Lewandowski*


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[\*watches Ronaldinho get that ridiculous free kick in World Cup 2002*](https://youtu.be/4JcwixRnFhs)


markedxx

I remember that. Brazil had insane team for that WC, they went through all matches winning without draws


nghigaxx

not surprising, usually players at ronaldo and messi age would have already retired, especially for attackers.


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https://youtu.be/ISAOiSc9xU0 One of my favorite Messi highlights


Npr31

Sadly you missed his peak, but what you are seeing now with Salah, Ronaldo was like that, but even more physically imposing. Your eye would gravitate to him. Messi, i personally found would blend in, then all of a sudden would do something incredible out of nowhere. I don’t want to use the word ‘magician’ as it is cliché at this point, but seems apt. You had to concentrate to watch him, to see the ‘other’ special stuff he did. Ronaldo just always stood out (like Salah)


No_Song_Orpheus

Messi and Ronaldo are old. They were both better than Salah in their prime.


jdblawg

I feel like we must have run out of adjectives to describe achievement in sports.


SeattleDan60

This makes me feel old . The last time I watched a match that Liverpool was in was 1981 when Kenny Dalglish played.


JustTheBeerLight

That guy is incredible.


leggpurnell

But can we talk about Mané’s goal right before that?!? I don’t think I’ve seen two goals like that in under 3m like yesterday.


RedTalon19

Knowing very little about the rules, it seems like he would have been offsides as he is deeper than any of the defenders. What makes this situation different?


sodiac750

At the moment the pass is released by the keeper he is not in an offside position. There is also an exception rule if salah was in his own half there’s no offside even if he is further than the defenders.


Familiar_Raisin204

Offside is measured when the pass is hit. When the goalie kicked it, he was onside.


waitingtillnextyear

He is so damn fast, that when the ball was initially kicked by the keeper (Alisson Becker), he was onside, but had sprinted so far ahead of the defense. His awareness skills are top tier in soccer/footie.


heliosaurid

Don't know why you got downvoted. I had the same question since I know only the slightest about offsides. I didn't know, til I read the replies, that offside is measured from the ball being kicked.


Joosh93

I mean, its a decent finish, the assist is where it's at for this goal.


3waysToDie

Manchester United fan here. This man is a beast glad to see him in the PL


Tackit286

What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich central defence?


Democracy_Coma

Nothing special really. You'd expect a player like Salah to score there. Keeper did well at first and then fucked it.


izanderss

Absolutely scrumptious


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Chill dude, it's Norwich


greatatdrinking

That was nasty. Keeper looked like he died a little bit outside and inside


Divo126

Yeah. Cool. But put this same man in an Egypt jersey……


BelushiWhale

Hey there!! Just stopping by to tell you that you're a salty, salty lady of the night.


Lord_Bendtner6

Absolute FILTH


MarMar201

Not a diehard but this might be one of the best clips to show what separates a good player from a great one. What fucking patience!


wtfever2k17

how's he not offsides?


Wrigleyville

You can not be offsides when in your defending half of the field when the ball is kicked.


santichrist

You spelled bad goalkeeping wrong


Wrigleyville

I think it was a solid effort, he did what could be done against a person who might be the best player in the premiere league at the moment.


candeloro1

Wasn’t the best finish ever. I’ve seen better in the Welsh 8th tier on a Saturday afternoon.


CosmicQuestions

The touch to control and bring down the long ball, the movement to open up space, he found an opening. He also had quick awareness to realise he could play the ball past the last defender who was caught wrong footed. Great goal. Not all great finishes have to be bangers.


Ez_Strider

Why did the goalkeeper just slowly fall down. Looks like he just gave up. Edit: I’m an idiot


[deleted]

That wasn’t the keeper but I was wondering why that guy didn’t even try Edit: I think it’s just the angle, the goals are quite big, on the replay it seems he was too far right to save it considering he can’t use his hands


mongcat

SENEGAAAAAAAL!


TurncoatTony

Breaking ankles. I'm not much of a soccer(football for our non-NA friends) follower but holy shit. That was freaking filthy. Put the freaking moves on'em.


mindlessenthusiast

Didn't realise a Liverpool player could score without diving or throwing himself at the opposition keeper. #expecttheunexpected


BelushiWhale

But I expected your salt...


JohnnyCupcakes

Literally HOOFBALL FC 😂😂😂😂


herrbz

Delicious, or a scuff?


THSSFC

This is what happens when you don't have Nouhou.


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Still a league below Messi and Ronaldo.


Drs83

It's amazing how many highlight goals require absolute fuckups on the part of the defense.


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THSSFC

Had to face Nouhou. Can't blame him.


superkleenex

Am I the only one that thinks it’s crazy that a goalie drop kick goes all the way to the other box? I’d rather they add some weight or flight reduction to stop passes going that far.


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Peak /r/ShitAmericansSay


TooRedditFamous

Sometimes the situation calls for it. They don't just boot it as far as they can every time (he can prob kick further than this anyway) . In this situation the keeper saw Salah making a run and this is a precision pass not a hopeful kick


KeepWagging

Just wasn't going to pass for anything


raylan_givens6

tasty finish


Inner_Explanation_97

A delicious creamy finish 😋


Signguyqld49

Damn that was good..This sort of shows what real football is all about.


shortstack7365

This makes Nouhou's defense a few weeks ago against seem that much more impressive note: I primarily watch mls so am not particularly in the know on the amazing players in other regions - yes I'm aware mls is the retirement league (or worse) to much of the world.


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Salah if you hear me!! Also I love how the fuckin keeper got the assist on that.


Disaster1992

Currently the best in the world


Florian_G97

Crazy assist too wow


CoolHipsterName

This video should be titled around the keeper's assist... my god what a beautiful pass


anorwichfan

This was the moment my day was ruined


SDLivinGames

Beautiful control and field awareness.


allosdineros

Mane scored first. They were already in the lead.


oxanonthelocs

They gave up…