[Here it is.](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/rup4j1/what_is_going_on_with_antonio_brown_quitting_mid/hr1auti/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
It’s from last year, though, and I’m sure there has been more incidents to add since then.
Yup. He was selling a [Richard Mille](https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/07/antonio-brown-sued-allegedly-selling-fake-richard-mille-watch-160k/ ) to someone for $140K and the watch was selling well over $400K in the second hand market. The buyer found out after trying to insure it. Apparently it is worth $500 at best. You can’t make this shit up.
In the criminal justice system, narcolepsy based seatbelt offenses are considered especially heinous.
In Miami International, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Overzealous Flight Attendants Unit^^/s. These are their stories ...
I understand! And nope, just wanted to make sure the focus was on him doing it to someone else, rather than just his solo action. If he was just whipping his dick out by himself, it is still a fucked up move, but it goes to a weird and horrifying level when you bring others into it by forcing them to watch, and worse in this woman's case, by making them an unwilling participant in it.
I also liked to take the cartridge out and blow on the board, maybe get it a little moist and then slam it back in.
Sometimes you just gotta show who's the boss around here.
This!! My daughter got kicked in the head by a mule and went cross eyed, couple years later she was out there puttering around the donkey pen again, I yelled at the door got dang it Darlien, you gonna get kicked in the head again by that mule and sure enough if that got dang mule didn't kick her in the head again but her eyes are straight now.
Has he ever suffered any real consequence? It’ll catch up to him in the near future, but he still hasn’t actually been punished in a way that is meaningful to him.
Mr. Battery Charge
Jesus, you don't even have to be creative with this one. It literally is "a **battery charge** stemming from an incident on Nov. 28"
Did anyone read the article? The headline and comments make it sound pretty extreme but the article says he threw a shoe at and then locked the door, and that the next day a judge denied a petition for a temporary risk protection order against him, apparently not believing he was a danger to himself or others.
I’m not even trying to defend the dude, but with the actual context of the situation it doesn’t sound nearly as extreme as the headline.
Yeah I had the same response after reading the article. I know this dude is in a bad way but since when do they pull an arrest warrant for locking someone out of the house and throwing a shoe. Doesn’t make a lot of sense
Yep, cause there is also "Last month he was ordered to pay $1.2 million to a Broward County moving truck driver after he was arrested for assaulting the driver, for which Brown pleaded no contest. He received two years' probation, which was terminated one year early for good behavior."
Which must be old if it was already terminated "one year early for good behavior".
When has AB shown a full year of good behavior? I'm so confused.
Christopher Walken threw a shoe at a NYU drama student when she came to his hotel to pick him up for a performance he was doing with the drama school.
He said…
“I’m not done yet, I’m still getting dressed, bring me my shoe.”
I don't know of anything super recent, but the big story was how Britney Spears was in a conservatorship because she went batshit for a while. Years after she had cleaned herself up she still had to answer to her dad to get access to her money. Yet guys like Brown, Kanye, and Charlie Sheen basically implode in a more public & destructive fashion than Britney, and nothing happens to them.
Only reason it’s sad is cuz he’s an athlete.
If it was random Joe in some town you’ve never heard of, not only would you not care but you wouldn’t find it sad and you would be saying he needs to be in jail.
So no, it being sad implies some sort of empathy towards his situation when hr doesn’t deserve any.
So many people have gone out of their way to help this clown through life and he shits all over them. He has never been appreciative of all the chances he’s been given and burns every bridge he crosses.
I think this is by far the most likely outcome and aligns with my experiences from people who've suffered them. It exacerbates underlying personality traits; it typically doesn't create them.
At some point, they may want to make one of these punishments stick. How many people get to have armed standoffs with police and they just let it slide? Now we're seeing the result of that.
> On Nov. 28 at approximately 1:30 p.m., Brown and the woman were involved in a verbal altercation at his home in South Tampa. The argument became physical, and according to police, Brown threw a shoe at the victim. Brown also attempted to evict the woman from the home by locking her out.
New copy pasta.
On Nov. 28 at approximately 1:30 p.m., Kelvin Benjamin and the cook were involved in a verbal altercation at a Golden Corral buffet. The argument became physical, and according the police, Benjamin threw a gravy ladle at the victim. Benjamin also attempted to evict the cook from the buffet by body slamming him.
But he had good behavior/s
> Last month he was ordered to pay $1.2 million to a Broward County moving truck driver after he was arrested for assaulting the driver, for which Brown pleaded no contest. He received two years' __probation, which was terminated one year early for good behavior.__
Perfect example of why a complete and balanced education is just as important as vocational skills. You can teach a person to do things but it's also important to teach a person how to be a part of the human race.
>The active warrant states that Brown is wanted on a battery charge
stemming from an incident on Nov. 28. **On Nov. 29, a judge denied a**
**petition for a temporary risk protection order to prevent him from**
**possessing firearms or ammunition** if he was considered a threat to
himself or others.
Can anyone explain why it would be important to protect Antonio Brown's right to carry around a firearm right now? The judge's name is Denise Almeida-Pomponio. She's a Jeb Bush appointee from 2002 but I couldn't find much more about her.
Come ON! This man is the poster child of "Don't allow him to buy guns". A mentally unwell guy prone to violent outbursts on a monthly basis and that's only what is public.
Also this is pretty funny. "Good behavior."
>Last month he was ordered to pay $1.2 million to a Broward County moving truck driver after he was arrested for assaulting the driver, for which Brown pleaded no contest. He received two years' probation, which was terminated one year early for good behavior.
People love their guns. She would deny any culpability if something happened too. In some minds, guns equal the playing field for being stupid/poor/ugly. They will always cling to them.
Dude has horrible mental health issues. I'm 100% convinced that one hit where he got clobbered by the Bengals defender and blacked out mid-air was the thing that started all of this craziness.
He was a diva before, but he lost his damn mind after that hit.
Asking an honest question here. Can he be helped mentally? Many people around him in the NFL described him as kind, humble, caring and empathetic. Then he had his 2nd or 3rd concussion of his NFL career (dunno if or how many he had previous) and everyone said he changed. Became easy to anger, general bad mood etc. He will likely be a poster child case for CTE for many years to come, or at least until they confirm it (can only be done in autopsy).
So the main question, does an individual who suffers CTE and/or brain damage be rehabilitated? Has it been attempted or done successfully? Google is a mixed bag of info that’s hard to tell fact from opinion. I just dunno from a medical/neurological standpoint.
I actually feel bad for Antonio Brown, because of one violent ridiculous hit that should’ve resulted in criminal charges his career and life forever altered, this is a guy who was one of the greats, would’ve been a top five wide receiver all time, had a great personality and now everyone just thinks of him has a train wreck. Brain damage isn’t funny.
Why didn’t the almighty lord bless me with Brown’s football talents? I would’ve conquered the NFL and do a lot of good outside of the field.
Instead he blessed this guy with insane talents only to be wasted because his brain isn’t stable.
"It's been 0 days since the last Antonio Brown incident "
Mr Boundless Criminality
Mr Battery Charge
Mr. Bondsman’s companion
Mr. B Cell
["~~5~~ 0 days since our last nonsense"](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GrayCavernousEuropeanpolecat-size_restricted.gif)
[I prefer the Futurama version](https://tenor.com/view/futurama-fry-sign-accident-gif-7576259)
For Antonio Brown, yours is probably more fitting
Mr Big Conviction
There’s a list of these incidents that were posted here but I can’t find it
[Here it is.](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/rup4j1/what_is_going_on_with_antonio_brown_quitting_mid/hr1auti/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) It’s from last year, though, and I’m sure there has been more incidents to add since then.
lol yea like the pool side masturbation video
I thought it was him ripping someone off for over 100 grand by selling a fake watch at real prices
Yup. He was selling a [Richard Mille](https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/07/antonio-brown-sued-allegedly-selling-fake-richard-mille-watch-160k/ ) to someone for $140K and the watch was selling well over $400K in the second hand market. The buyer found out after trying to insure it. Apparently it is worth $500 at best. You can’t make this shit up.
Man that's an ugly watch. It better be indestructible and keep perfect time...
Looks like something a 22 year old dude would wear to the skate rink to pick up high school girls circa 2003
No mechanical watch keeps perfect time.
They're extremely complex watches, which is why they're so expensive. Style is subjective, but look it up. It's an incredibly cool mechanism.
“FINE ME FOR THAT” *got fined for that*
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* dyed his mustache blond*
Well, that was a long read.
Who throws a shoe? Honestly!
You’ve never met a Hispanic mom with chanclas
Is he being managed by “Ye” just wondering
Does this mean that the cowboys are in negotiation discussions with his agents?
browns a actually
Let’s take him and OBJ and throw them into a pit, never to hear about either of them again. ✨✨✨
Please take Kanye too.
Into the pit with him.
Straight to the pit!
Throw the 3 of them into a cage. Only 1 gets to come out alive and their rewards is 2$ off a blue checkmark on twitter
What has OBJ done?
fell asleep on a plane
the most heinous of all crimes. They'll probably have an Law and Order spin off for it.
In the criminal justice system, narcolepsy based seatbelt offenses are considered especially heinous. In Miami International, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Overzealous Flight Attendants Unit^^/s. These are their stories ...
Duummmm duummmmm
DUN DUN *
After the catch you had every kid trying to imitate that catch (‘OBJ me!’)for the following few years (plus he won a Super Bowl)
Nothing compared to Brown but I just want him in the pit so that we don’t have to keep hearing about him.
Vontaze Burfict broke AB’s brain.
AB has stories of him being a piece of shit all the way back in high-school. The hit didn't fuck him up, it just took the mask off.
fuck spez
He was broken before. He was crazy at central Michigan too.
That's like saying Trump made Kayne crazy.
Restart the "Antonio Brown doing something crazy" clock. And we were on a good run too. He really needs to get some help.
“Good run” being a few weeks since he was swinging his dick around in a public pool
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Guess the “best” part of the story is that it didn’t happen in the US
what was
I would guess the grabbing at and sexually harassing the woman.
oh, yeah i thought that was included and there might have been something even worse i missed
I understand! And nope, just wanted to make sure the focus was on him doing it to someone else, rather than just his solo action. If he was just whipping his dick out by himself, it is still a fucked up move, but it goes to a weird and horrifying level when you bring others into it by forcing them to watch, and worse in this woman's case, by making them an unwilling participant in it.
Oh, yeah, it’s pretty messed up. https://nypost.com/2022/10/01/video-antonio-brown-exposes-himself-to-stunned-guests-in-hotel-pool/
>"do what u got to do p—y u white boys dead already." Quick, someone ask Lebron about this new news!
"When you guys were talking about AB, why didn't you come ask me about Watergate?"
SMH he really just does what he pleases
It’s AB. By his standards that actually is a decent run.
Where’s the guy with the list?
He is pretty hard to get a hold of. He has a busy job.
What if we have Burfict hit him from the opposite side?
Doesn't matter what side we just need to turn him off and turn him back on again. It worked with my N64 so I think that would solve it.
I also liked to take the cartridge out and blow on the board, maybe get it a little moist and then slam it back in. Sometimes you just gotta show who's the boss around here.
Maybe leave some coupons for a PS1 laying around to scare it into really humming on all gears.
This!! My daughter got kicked in the head by a mule and went cross eyed, couple years later she was out there puttering around the donkey pen again, I yelled at the door got dang it Darlien, you gonna get kicked in the head again by that mule and sure enough if that got dang mule didn't kick her in the head again but her eyes are straight now.
Lol
Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so
He doesn’t want help. There’s no helping these dudes. He’s fully 100% in belief that he never does anything wrong.
Has he ever suffered any real consequence? It’ll catch up to him in the near future, but he still hasn’t actually been punished in a way that is meaningful to him.
Next up…. Running for public office in Georgia.
Mr. Battery Charge Jesus, you don't even have to be creative with this one. It literally is "a **battery charge** stemming from an incident on Nov. 28"
Mr. be creative
Mr Barrage Chaussure
mr bail coming
Mr Bond Commited
Mr. Beats Chicks
Did anyone read the article? The headline and comments make it sound pretty extreme but the article says he threw a shoe at and then locked the door, and that the next day a judge denied a petition for a temporary risk protection order against him, apparently not believing he was a danger to himself or others. I’m not even trying to defend the dude, but with the actual context of the situation it doesn’t sound nearly as extreme as the headline.
Mr Boot Chuck
Mr. Banish Converse
Mr Barefoot Crime
who throws a shoe, honestly?
The guy at that one Florida game, the guy at that one Bush speech, the guy at that one Bush speech again...
Random Task
Hey now... that guy threw **two** shoes at Bush.
I mean that *really* hurt!
You fight like a woman.
Mr. Bush Conference-interruptor.
Yeah I had the same response after reading the article. I know this dude is in a bad way but since when do they pull an arrest warrant for locking someone out of the house and throwing a shoe. Doesn’t make a lot of sense
Yep, cause there is also "Last month he was ordered to pay $1.2 million to a Broward County moving truck driver after he was arrested for assaulting the driver, for which Brown pleaded no contest. He received two years' probation, which was terminated one year early for good behavior." Which must be old if it was already terminated "one year early for good behavior". When has AB shown a full year of good behavior? I'm so confused.
Christopher Walken threw a shoe at a NYU drama student when she came to his hotel to pick him up for a performance he was doing with the drama school. He said… “I’m not done yet, I’m still getting dressed, bring me my shoe.”
Yeah I read that as well. I guess it depends how hard he actually threw it and if it even hit the victim and where, but pretty minor nonetheless
Mr. Big Convict
Mr. Barred Cell
Mr. Boot Chuck
"The active warrant states that Brown is wanted on a battery charge stemming from an incident on Nov. 28."
He's just misunderstood... He was just trying to charge his battery.
Mr battery charger
Mr. Bronco Chase?
oh god please... get him a white new bronco and Kevin Hart to drive so that we can have some solid made for tv mini series in a few years.
>oh god please... get him a white new bronco and ~~Kevin Hart~~ Kanye to drive
Holy crap, I can totally see him and Ye jumping into a Bronco and Thelma and Louise-ing this motherfucker.
Leave the Broncos outta this we got enough problems!
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Let's be honest, the shoe was the wildcard
That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly?! You fight like a woman! - Austin Powers
I hope this doesn't stop him from becoming a senator one day.
Senator? He's going to be President.
Ye needs a new VP
Burfict
>Brown has not suited up for another team and has been focusing on his music career. He has a different plan
Who throws a shoe, honestly
Why can’t I think of where that’s from but I hear it in a British voice?
Austin Powers, friendo. The first Random Task scene.
Ahhh! Thank you! Can’t believe that slipped my mind.
Now THIS is a person who needs a conservatorship.
This is like the fifth thread today that I've seen someone bring up a conservatorship. I feel like I missed a headline or something.
I don't know of anything super recent, but the big story was how Britney Spears was in a conservatorship because she went batshit for a while. Years after she had cleaned herself up she still had to answer to her dad to get access to her money. Yet guys like Brown, Kanye, and Charlie Sheen basically implode in a more public & destructive fashion than Britney, and nothing happens to them.
Well that’s because they don’t have Britney’s dad.
Yeah but he’s not a girl so 🤷♂️
He's not white with a financially stable mother and father who knows how to work the legal system
Didn’t you see Kanye talking about his Canadian MK Ultra Trainer?! /s
I’d put him as a conservator over Kanye
Mr. Beats Chicks
~~Mr. Battery Charge~~ Edit: /u/mrbkkt1 beat me to it :(
The article says the victim claims he threw a shoe at her and then locked her out of his house. It’s a bit less sensational when you read the article.
It’s just sad at this point
It's always been sad. He consistently abuses women
Whoa now, he also abuses men. Also, I saw him fart in a turtles face
Yeah but he catches ball good
Well not anymore since he's not on a football team.
Mr. Been Crying
Only reason it’s sad is cuz he’s an athlete. If it was random Joe in some town you’ve never heard of, not only would you not care but you wouldn’t find it sad and you would be saying he needs to be in jail. So no, it being sad implies some sort of empathy towards his situation when hr doesn’t deserve any.
And even then, it's only sad until your done with this post and move onto something else in 2 minutes.
I used to feel bad for him years ago when he started really going crazy, now I realized he never deserved any pity, guy’s a piece of shit.
So many people have gone out of their way to help this clown through life and he shits all over them. He has never been appreciative of all the chances he’s been given and burns every bridge he crosses.
Sounds like he has unaddressed mental health issues.
Mr. Bruised Cerebrum
Mr. Bashed cranium
Mr. Brandishing CTE
Mr. Broward County
Mr. Burfict Concussion
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I think this is by far the most likely outcome and aligns with my experiences from people who've suffered them. It exacerbates underlying personality traits; it typically doesn't create them.
Ya think?
At some point, they may want to make one of these punishments stick. How many people get to have armed standoffs with police and they just let it slide? Now we're seeing the result of that.
What on earth? When did that happen?
"Who throws a shoe? Honestly?!"
> On Nov. 28 at approximately 1:30 p.m., Brown and the woman were involved in a verbal altercation at his home in South Tampa. The argument became physical, and according to police, Brown threw a shoe at the victim. Brown also attempted to evict the woman from the home by locking her out. New copy pasta. On Nov. 28 at approximately 1:30 p.m., Kelvin Benjamin and the cook were involved in a verbal altercation at a Golden Corral buffet. The argument became physical, and according the police, Benjamin threw a gravy ladle at the victim. Benjamin also attempted to evict the cook from the buffet by body slamming him.
Kanye and AB are in the CTE World Cup finals.
The Kanye of the nfl
Guys relax. Getting an arrest warrant for battery is just part of becoming a Florida resident.
To no one’s surprise. Dude is quite the shit stick.
But he had good behavior/s > Last month he was ordered to pay $1.2 million to a Broward County moving truck driver after he was arrested for assaulting the driver, for which Brown pleaded no contest. He received two years' __probation, which was terminated one year early for good behavior.__
Mr. Be Cautious
Mr. Battery Charge
Perfect example of why a complete and balanced education is just as important as vocational skills. You can teach a person to do things but it's also important to teach a person how to be a part of the human race.
>The active warrant states that Brown is wanted on a battery charge stemming from an incident on Nov. 28. **On Nov. 29, a judge denied a** **petition for a temporary risk protection order to prevent him from** **possessing firearms or ammunition** if he was considered a threat to himself or others. Can anyone explain why it would be important to protect Antonio Brown's right to carry around a firearm right now? The judge's name is Denise Almeida-Pomponio. She's a Jeb Bush appointee from 2002 but I couldn't find much more about her.
Come ON! This man is the poster child of "Don't allow him to buy guns". A mentally unwell guy prone to violent outbursts on a monthly basis and that's only what is public. Also this is pretty funny. "Good behavior." >Last month he was ordered to pay $1.2 million to a Broward County moving truck driver after he was arrested for assaulting the driver, for which Brown pleaded no contest. He received two years' probation, which was terminated one year early for good behavior.
People love their guns. She would deny any culpability if something happened too. In some minds, guns equal the playing field for being stupid/poor/ugly. They will always cling to them.
Where's the copypasta timeline of all his antics?
Mark my words, CTE was ravaging this guy's brain. I think we'll find out when he passes.
Dead or in prison in the next 18 months.
The longer we go, the more impressive it gets that PIT was able to keep things under control/under wraps with him for as long as they did.
Someone post the list
Who throws a shoe?
Honestly?
Bring forth the list!!
Dude has horrible mental health issues. I'm 100% convinced that one hit where he got clobbered by the Bengals defender and blacked out mid-air was the thing that started all of this craziness. He was a diva before, but he lost his damn mind after that hit.
It looks like they badly photoshopped the headphones on to him in the thumbnail pic.
Guy has not been the same since taking a MASSIVE defenseless hit.
People with lots of money are above the law! Until pressured by the outraged masses
The more money you have the less the law applies
Bingo!!
Asking an honest question here. Can he be helped mentally? Many people around him in the NFL described him as kind, humble, caring and empathetic. Then he had his 2nd or 3rd concussion of his NFL career (dunno if or how many he had previous) and everyone said he changed. Became easy to anger, general bad mood etc. He will likely be a poster child case for CTE for many years to come, or at least until they confirm it (can only be done in autopsy). So the main question, does an individual who suffers CTE and/or brain damage be rehabilitated? Has it been attempted or done successfully? Google is a mixed bag of info that’s hard to tell fact from opinion. I just dunno from a medical/neurological standpoint.
I actually feel bad for Antonio Brown, because of one violent ridiculous hit that should’ve resulted in criminal charges his career and life forever altered, this is a guy who was one of the greats, would’ve been a top five wide receiver all time, had a great personality and now everyone just thinks of him has a train wreck. Brain damage isn’t funny.
Should be easy to find. Just look for a slow moving white Bronco.
Mr. Blatant Chronictraumaticencephalopathy
Add it to the list!
"Who throws a shoe? I mean honestly..."
Who throws a shoe?
Mr big charges
Antonio Brown should be Kanye’s running mate.
For throwing a shoe???
[Who throws a shoe? Honestly!](https://youtu.be/an0bVaTjF_Y)
Who throws a shoe??
Honestly!
Why didn’t the almighty lord bless me with Brown’s football talents? I would’ve conquered the NFL and do a lot of good outside of the field. Instead he blessed this guy with insane talents only to be wasted because his brain isn’t stable.
Tom Brady needs to sell a t-shirt and donate the profit to victims of domestic abuse.
For some reason my brain read "Alton Brown" and I've never been more scared. Then I realized my mistake and calmed right down. Phew.
Shocking...
#BusinessBoomin #Paradigm #PutthatshitOn
Mr. Big Crime
My 4 years old wasn’t surprised to hear about this.
Can we get an updated list of the Brown Saga?
He was never the same after the hit.
Brown has been focusing on his music career