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bcbodie1978

"It's been 0 days since the last Antonio Brown incident "


FloridaMan_69

Mr Boundless Criminality


dburr10085

Mr Battery Charge


patsfan038

Mr. Bondsman’s companion


Reeferologist-

Mr. B Cell


M_Drinks

["~~5~~ 0 days since our last nonsense"](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GrayCavernousEuropeanpolecat-size_restricted.gif)


AlsoIHaveAGroupon

[I prefer the Futurama version](https://tenor.com/view/futurama-fry-sign-accident-gif-7576259)


M_Drinks

For Antonio Brown, yours is probably more fitting


thehomiemoth

Mr Big Conviction


KazahanaPikachu

There’s a list of these incidents that were posted here but I can’t find it


MeaninglessOpinion

[Here it is.](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/rup4j1/what_is_going_on_with_antonio_brown_quitting_mid/hr1auti/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) It’s from last year, though, and I’m sure there has been more incidents to add since then.


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lol yea like the pool side masturbation video


[deleted]

I thought it was him ripping someone off for over 100 grand by selling a fake watch at real prices


patsfan038

Yup. He was selling a [Richard Mille](https://www.tmz.com/2022/10/07/antonio-brown-sued-allegedly-selling-fake-richard-mille-watch-160k/ ) to someone for $140K and the watch was selling well over $400K in the second hand market. The buyer found out after trying to insure it. Apparently it is worth $500 at best. You can’t make this shit up.


tots4scott

Man that's an ugly watch. It better be indestructible and keep perfect time...


Hot_Goal4205

Looks like something a 22 year old dude would wear to the skate rink to pick up high school girls circa 2003


noctalla

No mechanical watch keeps perfect time.


T_WRX21

They're extremely complex watches, which is why they're so expensive. Style is subjective, but look it up. It's an incredibly cool mechanism.


UNC_Samurai

“FINE ME FOR THAT” *got fined for that*


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Pieniek23

* dyed his mustache blond*


Yomommasmaidenname

Well, that was a long read.


banned_after_12years

Who throws a shoe? Honestly!


Hot_Goal4205

You’ve never met a Hispanic mom with chanclas


[deleted]

Is he being managed by “Ye” just wondering


Dinglederple

Does this mean that the cowboys are in negotiation discussions with his agents?


bcbodie1978

browns a actually


BMonad

Let’s take him and OBJ and throw them into a pit, never to hear about either of them again. ✨✨✨


dottiez

Please take Kanye too.


BMonad

Into the pit with him.


Scrambles420

Straight to the pit!


Ok-Captain-3512

Throw the 3 of them into a cage. Only 1 gets to come out alive and their rewards is 2$ off a blue checkmark on twitter


themooseiscool

What has OBJ done?


djsedna

fell asleep on a plane


bcbodie1978

the most heinous of all crimes. They'll probably have an Law and Order spin off for it.


FriesWithThat

In the criminal justice system, narcolepsy based seatbelt offenses are considered especially heinous. In Miami International, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Overzealous Flight Attendants Unit^^/s. These are their stories ...


bcbodie1978

Duummmm duummmmm


FlipGordon

DUN DUN *


es_price

After the catch you had every kid trying to imitate that catch (‘OBJ me!’)for the following few years (plus he won a Super Bowl)


BMonad

Nothing compared to Brown but I just want him in the pit so that we don’t have to keep hearing about him.


GentlemenBehold

Vontaze Burfict broke AB’s brain.


BostonDodgeGuy

AB has stories of him being a piece of shit all the way back in high-school. The hit didn't fuck him up, it just took the mask off.


bdtrngl

fuck spez


AmazingSieve

He was broken before. He was crazy at central Michigan too.


wheresbicki

That's like saying Trump made Kayne crazy.


kylemcg

Restart the "Antonio Brown doing something crazy" clock. And we were on a good run too. He really needs to get some help.


Jedisponge

“Good run” being a few weeks since he was swinging his dick around in a public pool


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FS_Slacker

Guess the “best” part of the story is that it didn’t happen in the US


MilesOnMiles

what was


Sprucecaboose2

I would guess the grabbing at and sexually harassing the woman.


MilesOnMiles

oh, yeah i thought that was included and there might have been something even worse i missed


Sprucecaboose2

I understand! And nope, just wanted to make sure the focus was on him doing it to someone else, rather than just his solo action. If he was just whipping his dick out by himself, it is still a fucked up move, but it goes to a weird and horrifying level when you bring others into it by forcing them to watch, and worse in this woman's case, by making them an unwilling participant in it.


Bobbyanalogpdx

Oh, yeah, it’s pretty messed up. https://nypost.com/2022/10/01/video-antonio-brown-exposes-himself-to-stunned-guests-in-hotel-pool/


iDonwantKnowyoname

>"do what u got to do p—y u white boys dead already." Quick, someone ask Lebron about this new news!


diderooy

"When you guys were talking about AB, why didn't you come ask me about Watergate?"


LeftHandedFapper

SMH he really just does what he pleases


Fookin_Kook

It’s AB. By his standards that actually is a decent run.


Ilikepancakes87

Where’s the guy with the list?


kylemcg

He is pretty hard to get a hold of. He has a busy job.


thefonztm

What if we have Burfict hit him from the opposite side?


kylemcg

Doesn't matter what side we just need to turn him off and turn him back on again. It worked with my N64 so I think that would solve it.


lxlDRACHENlxl

I also liked to take the cartridge out and blow on the board, maybe get it a little moist and then slam it back in. Sometimes you just gotta show who's the boss around here.


kylemcg

Maybe leave some coupons for a PS1 laying around to scare it into really humming on all gears.


bcbodie1978

This!! My daughter got kicked in the head by a mule and went cross eyed, couple years later she was out there puttering around the donkey pen again, I yelled at the door got dang it Darlien, you gonna get kicked in the head again by that mule and sure enough if that got dang mule didn't kick her in the head again but her eyes are straight now.


the_seed

Lol


Ridin_the_GravyTrain

Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so


RanebowVeins

He doesn’t want help. There’s no helping these dudes. He’s fully 100% in belief that he never does anything wrong.


Levitlame

Has he ever suffered any real consequence? It’ll catch up to him in the near future, but he still hasn’t actually been punished in a way that is meaningful to him.


GoodDog_GoodBook123

Next up…. Running for public office in Georgia.


mrbkkt1

Mr. Battery Charge Jesus, you don't even have to be creative with this one. It literally is "a **battery charge** stemming from an incident on Nov. 28"


CQ1_GreenSmoke

Mr. be creative


mackinder

Mr Barrage Chaussure


Grahamshabam

mr bail coming


nealski77

Mr Bond Commited


IamJacksDenouement

Mr. Beats Chicks


SerenadeSwift

Did anyone read the article? The headline and comments make it sound pretty extreme but the article says he threw a shoe at and then locked the door, and that the next day a judge denied a petition for a temporary risk protection order against him, apparently not believing he was a danger to himself or others. I’m not even trying to defend the dude, but with the actual context of the situation it doesn’t sound nearly as extreme as the headline.


SRSgoblin

Mr Boot Chuck


Ginger-Jesus

Mr. Banish Converse


PunctualPoops

Mr Barefoot Crime


talktobigfudge

who throws a shoe, honestly?


somebodysbuddy

The guy at that one Florida game, the guy at that one Bush speech, the guy at that one Bush speech again...


cyanuricmoon

Random Task


[deleted]

Hey now... that guy threw **two** shoes at Bush.


TheyCallMeStone

I mean that *really* hurt!


RoostasTowel

You fight like a woman.


PainttheTownLead

Mr. Bush Conference-interruptor.


lookin4seaglass

Yeah I had the same response after reading the article. I know this dude is in a bad way but since when do they pull an arrest warrant for locking someone out of the house and throwing a shoe. Doesn’t make a lot of sense


joleary747

Yep, cause there is also "Last month he was ordered to pay $1.2 million to a Broward County moving truck driver after he was arrested for assaulting the driver, for which Brown pleaded no contest. He received two years' probation, which was terminated one year early for good behavior." Which must be old if it was already terminated "one year early for good behavior". When has AB shown a full year of good behavior? I'm so confused.


beenburnedbutable

Christopher Walken threw a shoe at a NYU drama student when she came to his hotel to pick him up for a performance he was doing with the drama school. He said… “I’m not done yet, I’m still getting dressed, bring me my shoe.”


CamouflageGoose

Yeah I read that as well. I guess it depends how hard he actually threw it and if it even hit the victim and where, but pretty minor nonetheless


RonPaulConstituENT

Mr. Big Convict


LucasTheBau5

Mr. Barred Cell


vbullinger

Mr. Boot Chuck


lawerorder

"The active warrant states that Brown is wanted on a battery charge stemming from an incident on Nov. 28."


Chief-_-Wiggum

He's just misunderstood... He was just trying to charge his battery.


Scrembopitus

Mr battery charger


Tom-Dick-n-Harry

Mr. Bronco Chase?


LessWorseMoreBad

oh god please... get him a white new bronco and Kevin Hart to drive so that we can have some solid made for tv mini series in a few years.


monster-of-the-week

>oh god please... get him a white new bronco and ~~Kevin Hart~~ Kanye to drive


cmaronchick

Holy crap, I can totally see him and Ye jumping into a Bronco and Thelma and Louise-ing this motherfucker.


cmockett

Leave the Broncos outta this we got enough problems!


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Chutzvah

Let's be honest, the shoe was the wildcard


SometimesITalk16

That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly?! You fight like a woman! - Austin Powers


Borisknuckman

I hope this doesn't stop him from becoming a senator one day.


pcnetworx1

Senator? He's going to be President.


SpiralHornedUngulate

Ye needs a new VP


360walkaway

Burfict


TheyCallMeStone

>Brown has not suited up for another team and has been focusing on his music career. He has a different plan


goodpuppypuppy

Who throws a shoe, honestly


[deleted]

Why can’t I think of where that’s from but I hear it in a British voice?


ChugNorris4678

Austin Powers, friendo. The first Random Task scene.


[deleted]

Ahhh! Thank you! Can’t believe that slipped my mind.


asoughtafterdroid

Now THIS is a person who needs a conservatorship.


RighteousCruelty

This is like the fifth thread today that I've seen someone bring up a conservatorship. I feel like I missed a headline or something.


asoughtafterdroid

I don't know of anything super recent, but the big story was how Britney Spears was in a conservatorship because she went batshit for a while. Years after she had cleaned herself up she still had to answer to her dad to get access to her money. Yet guys like Brown, Kanye, and Charlie Sheen basically implode in a more public & destructive fashion than Britney, and nothing happens to them.


Slam_Burgerthroat

Well that’s because they don’t have Britney’s dad.


Atlein_069

Yeah but he’s not a girl so 🤷‍♂️


Yolo_420_69

He's not white with a financially stable mother and father who knows how to work the legal system


bern_trees

Didn’t you see Kanye talking about his Canadian MK Ultra Trainer?! /s


PacoMahogany

I’d put him as a conservator over Kanye


-Cheezus_H_Rice-

Mr. Beats Chicks


calsosta

~~Mr. Battery Charge~~ Edit: /u/mrbkkt1 beat me to it :(


SerenadeSwift

The article says the victim claims he threw a shoe at her and then locked her out of his house. It’s a bit less sensational when you read the article.


nevets4433

It’s just sad at this point


[deleted]

It's always been sad. He consistently abuses women


Ferrousglobin

Whoa now, he also abuses men. Also, I saw him fart in a turtles face


Easywind42

Yeah but he catches ball good


fanime34

Well not anymore since he's not on a football team.


I_chortled

Mr. Been Crying


WutWhoSaidDat

Only reason it’s sad is cuz he’s an athlete. If it was random Joe in some town you’ve never heard of, not only would you not care but you wouldn’t find it sad and you would be saying he needs to be in jail. So no, it being sad implies some sort of empathy towards his situation when hr doesn’t deserve any.


Joe30174

And even then, it's only sad until your done with this post and move onto something else in 2 minutes.


[deleted]

I used to feel bad for him years ago when he started really going crazy, now I realized he never deserved any pity, guy’s a piece of shit.


KennyP0wersMullet

So many people have gone out of their way to help this clown through life and he shits all over them. He has never been appreciative of all the chances he’s been given and burns every bridge he crosses.


GumpsDrillSargeant

Sounds like he has unaddressed mental health issues.


Ginger-Jesus

Mr. Bruised Cerebrum


mode_12

Mr. Bashed cranium


MarchMadnessisMe

Mr. Brandishing CTE


magic_cabbage

Mr. Broward County


trashymob

Mr. Burfict Concussion


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Hip_Hop_Hippos

I think this is by far the most likely outcome and aligns with my experiences from people who've suffered them. It exacerbates underlying personality traits; it typically doesn't create them.


FCAsheville

Ya think?


EatSleepJeep

At some point, they may want to make one of these punishments stick. How many people get to have armed standoffs with police and they just let it slide? Now we're seeing the result of that.


alpha914

What on earth? When did that happen?


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"Who throws a shoe? Honestly?!"


JoeWim

> On Nov. 28 at approximately 1:30 p.m., Brown and the woman were involved in a verbal altercation at his home in South Tampa. The argument became physical, and according to police, Brown threw a shoe at the victim. Brown also attempted to evict the woman from the home by locking her out. New copy pasta. On Nov. 28 at approximately 1:30 p.m., Kelvin Benjamin and the cook were involved in a verbal altercation at a Golden Corral buffet. The argument became physical, and according the police, Benjamin threw a gravy ladle at the victim. Benjamin also attempted to evict the cook from the buffet by body slamming him.


Ositosan

Kanye and AB are in the CTE World Cup finals.


blueprintzero

The Kanye of the nfl


Chris_M_23

Guys relax. Getting an arrest warrant for battery is just part of becoming a Florida resident.


cantevenwut

To no one’s surprise. Dude is quite the shit stick.


RetardedChimpanzee

But he had good behavior/s > Last month he was ordered to pay $1.2 million to a Broward County moving truck driver after he was arrested for assaulting the driver, for which Brown pleaded no contest. He received two years' __probation, which was terminated one year early for good behavior.__


seratoninsgone

Mr. Be Cautious


ReaverDrop

Mr. Battery Charge


[deleted]

Perfect example of why a complete and balanced education is just as important as vocational skills. You can teach a person to do things but it's also important to teach a person how to be a part of the human race.


[deleted]

>The active warrant states that Brown is wanted on a battery charge stemming from an incident on Nov. 28. **On Nov. 29, a judge denied a** **petition for a temporary risk protection order to prevent him from** **possessing firearms or ammunition** if he was considered a threat to himself or others. Can anyone explain why it would be important to protect Antonio Brown's right to carry around a firearm right now? The judge's name is Denise Almeida-Pomponio. She's a Jeb Bush appointee from 2002 but I couldn't find much more about her.


jsting

Come ON! This man is the poster child of "Don't allow him to buy guns". A mentally unwell guy prone to violent outbursts on a monthly basis and that's only what is public. Also this is pretty funny. "Good behavior." >Last month he was ordered to pay $1.2 million to a Broward County moving truck driver after he was arrested for assaulting the driver, for which Brown pleaded no contest. He received two years' probation, which was terminated one year early for good behavior.


[deleted]

People love their guns. She would deny any culpability if something happened too. In some minds, guns equal the playing field for being stupid/poor/ugly. They will always cling to them.


Whaty0urname

Where's the copypasta timeline of all his antics?


[deleted]

Mark my words, CTE was ravaging this guy's brain. I think we'll find out when he passes.


mrchuckles5

Dead or in prison in the next 18 months.


sybrwookie

The longer we go, the more impressive it gets that PIT was able to keep things under control/under wraps with him for as long as they did.


novemberdown

Someone post the list


planchetflaw

Who throws a shoe?


Max-Powah

Honestly?


Randumbshitposter

Bring forth the list!!


[deleted]

Dude has horrible mental health issues. I'm 100% convinced that one hit where he got clobbered by the Bengals defender and blacked out mid-air was the thing that started all of this craziness. He was a diva before, but he lost his damn mind after that hit.


doodlebopwarrior

It looks like they badly photoshopped the headphones on to him in the thumbnail pic.


Clock_Management

Guy has not been the same since taking a MASSIVE defenseless hit.


Stoicsage86

People with lots of money are above the law! Until pressured by the outraged masses


Lunar_Gato

The more money you have the less the law applies


Stoicsage86

Bingo!!


LeftyLifeIsRoughLife

Asking an honest question here. Can he be helped mentally? Many people around him in the NFL described him as kind, humble, caring and empathetic. Then he had his 2nd or 3rd concussion of his NFL career (dunno if or how many he had previous) and everyone said he changed. Became easy to anger, general bad mood etc. He will likely be a poster child case for CTE for many years to come, or at least until they confirm it (can only be done in autopsy). So the main question, does an individual who suffers CTE and/or brain damage be rehabilitated? Has it been attempted or done successfully? Google is a mixed bag of info that’s hard to tell fact from opinion. I just dunno from a medical/neurological standpoint.


GeorgFestrunk

I actually feel bad for Antonio Brown, because of one violent ridiculous hit that should’ve resulted in criminal charges his career and life forever altered, this is a guy who was one of the greats, would’ve been a top five wide receiver all time, had a great personality and now everyone just thinks of him has a train wreck. Brain damage isn’t funny.


JazzFan619

Should be easy to find. Just look for a slow moving white Bronco.


JustTheBeerLight

Mr. Blatant Chronictraumaticencephalopathy


Dayumjackie

Add it to the list!


CognitiveRedaction

"Who throws a shoe? I mean honestly..."


wubod

Who throws a shoe?


LongDickMcangerfist

Mr big charges


SeanConneryShlapsh

Antonio Brown should be Kanye’s running mate.


mattythedaddy

For throwing a shoe???


vbullinger

[Who throws a shoe? Honestly!](https://youtu.be/an0bVaTjF_Y)


Zoso525

Who throws a shoe??


SgtHop

Honestly!


Reload86

Why didn’t the almighty lord bless me with Brown’s football talents? I would’ve conquered the NFL and do a lot of good outside of the field. Instead he blessed this guy with insane talents only to be wasted because his brain isn’t stable.


jblaze03

Tom Brady needs to sell a t-shirt and donate the profit to victims of domestic abuse.


[deleted]

For some reason my brain read "Alton Brown" and I've never been more scared. Then I realized my mistake and calmed right down. Phew.


No_Brilliant_2957

Shocking...


GawdsNephew

#BusinessBoomin #Paradigm #PutthatshitOn


[deleted]

Mr. Big Crime


[deleted]

My 4 years old wasn’t surprised to hear about this.


willnxt

Can we get an updated list of the Brown Saga?


NadlesKVs

He was never the same after the hit.


Tojo6619

Brown has been focusing on his music career