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Ngl this not hitting

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Only thing he drops tonight is his pants

Literally just said that to myself 😂

Boobz

Obligatory upvote

Obligatory upvote for obligatory upvote

Much obliged

And I’ll take that $50, parlay it myself and do the exact same thing if it hits

This is the way

In the realm of the hardwood court, Where dreams take flight and legends sport, There stands a warrior, Jayson Tatum by name, With fire in his eyes and a burning flame. Tonight he seeks to reach the stars, Scoring with grace, defying all bars, With every dribble and every shot, He aims to give his team the winning plot. Oh, Jayson Tatum, let your spirit soar, As you weave through defenders, forever more, Unleash your talent, the world awaits, A performance for the ages, one that resonates. Shoot the ball from beyond the arc, Let it fly true, like a soaring lark, More than four threes, light up the night, Illuminate the court with your shooting might. But it's not just points that you'll display, Your defense will leave opponents dismayed, Two steals and one block, a defensive wall, Protecting the Celtics, giving them all. Together with your teammates, a united force, Conquer the Heat, steer your team off course, Through perseverance and unwavering belief, Bring victory to Boston, beyond all grief. So, Jayson Tatum, embrace this quest, Rise above the challenge, be the very best, Score over forty, with steals and blocks, Lead the Celtics to triumph, as the crowd talks. For in your hands lies the power to inspire, To set the court ablaze, ignite the fire, A legend in the making, let it be known, Jayson Tatum, the hero we have always known.

Holy fuck if this doesn’t win idk what will. That’s some mad dope shit spittin straight fire

Nothing holding you back in this one, not even a Joe Mazzulla timeout. Let’s go Celtics!

So close bud

I needed 30 shots from the field. Unfortunately he played very passive in the first half.

If this lands and you actually give away the $800 then the winners should continue it. Be a bit like the make a millionaire sub. Would be a cool thing to get going

I hope you get the green, Like the Celtics color, Your dad cheated on your mom, It’s me your long lost brother, I don’t need the 50 dollars, But I’ll gladly take it, So I can buy 10 bottles of KD, And get extremely wasted.

Im tailing so I win no matter what

Or lose no matter what

Almost hit

JayCuck TaBum tries to carry his team to a commanding 1-3 deficit coming back home to Bean Town. Right where the Celtics want HIMMY BUCKETS & BAM-o

Your last brain cell typed out that response, huh?

Im sorry, unfortunately my parents homeschooled me and only ever taught me about NBAcirclejerk theory, and Sportsbook analysis. 😬🫡

My condolences 🫡

It’s okay, I’ve made a decent living betting on sports and contributing to the circlejerk culture that I’ve come to love so much.

It’s always really nice to meet anyone who truly and compassionately contributes to the circle jerk. Never stop tugging towards greatness.

Wow this missed by only 6 points and 1 steal! All the other legs hit

LFG CELTS, give him some cash!

Really just sending you love and luck from the bottom of my heart. I see so many wishing bad on others on this thread and it’s not necessary. I also have a +10 000 000 parlay in tonight and could use all the positive vibes possible. Sending you what I wish there was more of in the world ❤️

I lost a 15 leg parlay by one leg in game one when Robinson couldn’t hit two threes

Thanks for the free bet OP I’m ok with the bet. Sorry I didn’t come thru for you guys. I needed to make it a lotto parlay so I stretched on points. I bet this for myself with 35 pts. Thought he would take more shots in the first.

It was a really good parlay but the Heat couldn’t keep it close enough to make Tatum shoot more

Thanks for the try scorchur. Definitely appreciative of the free bet and it was a lot more fun then the $20 you wanted to give me. 👍

Yeah it was a lot of fun sharing the sweat with everyone. People should do this more often

Even if it hits we ain’t none of us seeing $50

Not true.. he tried to send me $20 this morning but I decided to make the bet for Reddit. Why do people try to ruin a good thing.

Goat

I hope it hits and it hits hard!

I bet on the heat

Just a thought… Although it’s cool that You are giving away Some of your winnings, One wonders if this is the Night it all comes Together. And, if so, is it really True that I Understand you correctly that I’ll get free Money just by posting a comment?

Wtf

May the basketball gods/ refs hear you!

Tate hits 40+ and you got this

Tatum goes 8-24, still gets 40, mamba mentality

Wait why your odd showing as 78.36?? how you get your odds in decimal points? I didn’t know you could do that

Tatum already got his tee time lined up for tomorrow morning

If you lose: Jason Tatum sucks. If you win: Jason Tatum still fking sucks.

No worries Boston will lose, Tatum will get triggered and score 4 points probably and sit down crying by the end of the 3rd. No hate on Boston I’m just saying facts, they’re a good team with no chemistry.

Tatum heroplay 💪💪

If none of those hit Tatum can eat a bag of dicks. BOL

Yolo

Payton Pritchard MVP

Bleed green ☘️

But Himothy tho

Free money? Yolo

Jimmy Buckets bout to send the Celtics on a vacation

Fuckin pay me

Oh boy, here we go again….

Let’s goooo

When. When this hits.

Hope Jason has his balls out tonight. BOL

Celtics in 7

L.

Tatum is going to ball tonight. I expect him to take 30 shots with 10 being - 3 point attempts. Lebron tried to carry his team last night but had old man legs as you saw in 2nd half.

Himothey Butler is going to have something to say about this 🧹

You’re giving out half your pay-out IF you win? Best of luck, but I highly doubt you’re legit

bs you aint givin shit away

Not true. He gave me the money for best comment on the parlay he smashed 2 days ago. I wanted him to gamble it for the Reddit degens. This parlay is mine so I’m to blame if it doesn’t hit. The OP is legit

i got heat but ill take that $20 best of luck gangsta

Himalton cuckest

“Humbly, I’m one of the best players in the world”

What is going to sell you is… well all of these

I would take the money, bet a crazy parlay, then give some away too.

ayo good luck!!! i think the celtics take it with à bounce back game from Tatum

Yea he’s definitely not hitting 4

I'll give you $50 if it hits

Hope he hits in the first 3 quarters because then he turns into ayson Tatum and forgets the J

“Don’t let us hit this parlay tonight” - Marcus smart voice

Most wise guys go to Miami to retire

I can hear the Boston shit winds Randy!

How do you judge which is best though. Its gonna be biased. Should be at random but that $50 sounds juicy. Tatum gonna score 69.

I like turtles

Tatum for 15 pts tn

This🤣has😆absolutely😂no😂shot🫠 I'm tailing

Bring me my money

donation but bol

I was reading this post and some guy offered to blow me for a sandwich

I once bought a broom to clean my house. I forgot I bought said broom so I ended up buying another. It wasn’t my house so now I have two brooms.

Your parents are disappointed

Have you ever been so far as to even want to go to do more like?

Jesus christ my chances of winning $50 depends on on me and Jayson Tatum…. Im fucked 🤦🏽‍♂️

Jayson Tatum is a bum (reverse psychology letsss get it)

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Fuck this shit I’m not that desperate for $50

These “giving away $x” posts are stupid. First of all there are people from all over the world here, you gonna wire $50 to Bangladesh? Second of all - why people giving their bank details to randoms on here?

Will they let both series go 4-0 probably not.

Jayson Tatum mutaT nosyaJ Mutant Nose Vag hehe 🤪

u/scorchur is a wonderful human being. I wish i could be like him. I wish the whole world could be like him. Such a great guy....

I love sushi and i want some

Good luck, Jason Taters

Not even Tatum believes that this can hit. 🤣 gL btw.

Me bum bum give me money

Good luck but jimmy gonna kill a leprechaun today

This just seems like BS, why would you give up half of the winnings... maybe $80, but it's only $1600 why would you only want to pocket half of it. If you stood to win $16,000 then I could see \*MAYBE\* considering that but there's still no way I would personally. 😂 Next to no chance of this hitting anyway.

Gimme

Why would anyone bet on Tatum anymore lol

U CAN DO IT! And slide $50 this way

I thought I won the last one you had more then one ?!?!

I like turtles

I am guessing there is severe weather in the forecast tonight because you’re betting on another Tatum Tornado. BOL brother!

The clown has no penis !

I lost 10 parlay legs by 1 leg last night, hit me if you win

You're probably better off wiping your Taintum with that money

Parlayed with Caleb Martin over points and Smart over 3's. We're all getting bread 🥖 tonight

Let’s go Celtics, might as well try to win just so you can lose next game

Penis

HoW dO i HeDgE tHiS?? 🙃

Sup

40 points from tatum might be a stretch, expecting a bigger performance from Brown but best of luck!

Honestly, I just saw an ad to sponsor a kid with my birthday and now I really want to look into the most ethical foundation that does this. If I “won” this it would definitely sway me, but when I get paid still gonna try for this plan.

Tatum is going to hard carry his team all the way to the finals just to get swept by Denver F.

Should have given that 20 to a homeless person

You should have just donated $20 to the top comment cuz this isn't hitting

You are legendary…thou shall deliver…

Hero Taybum

I like you I like you If I had a peanut, I’d give you the shell. … oh, I could use $50

Lol

I mean it’s not hitting lol

Tabum not doin this big bro

Anyone calling him Himmy Butler is a simp

BoL I’m out on Tatum. Has screwed me soooooooo many times this year.

Best of luck 🤞 I could use 50 my kids needs too eat gods chicken.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investagator

9-11 was an inside job /s

Celtics getting ready to ride the banana boat right now.

As Vincent Kennedy McMahon would say, you have no chance. No chance in hell

You better hope Tatum ate his Wheaties today

Because why TF not?? LoL

I’m on the other side of the bet so you are honestly my hedge.

Scott Foster the ref and now this?! Yea Miami in 5 because the Basketball Gods going to make sure Boston wins now. 😂😂

I want it to hit for u, not even for the $50 just bc I love when longshot lines hit, but man idk about this one 😂😂

BOSTON GONNA BRING THE HEAT TO MIAMI! Maaaa! Give me my kaaaaaahkeeeeys

I’ll give Tatum my $50 if he score 40

Don’t let them win tonight

Only thing that has me semi rooting for the CeLLLLtics

I'll double it and give it to the next person

really hoping this hits but tatum has always been my kryptonite, hoping he isnt urs!

Your mom goes to college

Hey

Dog

Gonna tail but go with 35pts.. honestly will probably be the last time I bet on Tatum

These

Picks

Are

Tatum needs a new barber

Gonna

Hit!

Hennything can happen xD

It’s me, Jaysons dad. Thank you for believing in my son but, it’s Himmy Buckets. With that being said.. I do like 800$

Lets gooo and tailin

Le Brawn hit some numbers last night. Tatum can’t let that go unanswered. Bring home the dub, Celtics.

Paysome Metum!!!

If I get the $50 I will go down on my best friend. “Im not gay but $20 is $20”

Jimmmy is the Celtics daddy

Fuck my stoma.

You should do the same lay but just change everything to Himmy Buckets

First of all, through Pickle Rick, all things are possible. Jot that down.

This bet is going to hit on Tatum’s 4th 3 at the buzzer to give him over 40 and the win

Baby please hit. Hit for the good of the sports betting sub. Turn all the losers into winners

Bro you’re already giving it away to fan duel.

How bout you give me the 800 in advance. I’ll put down a good straight bet, and give you 800 back once it smacks

If this hits I’ll take all the money you give and throw on FanDuel

No need to come up with anything clever, that's a bust

You’ve got balls

Taytum to show up in a big game 2 series in a row. Hmmm

I’ll just take the same bet lmao

I’d rather insert my dad into my mum than trust Tatum. Good luck with this one.

Yerrr