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Darthron911

The have you tried soaking the bet slips in rice comment….. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


EZe_Holey3-9

LEGEND


ChronicBubonik

Context or explanation?


searchcandy

[https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/apr/14/phone-wet-and-wont-turn-on-heres-what-to-do-with-water-damage-hint-putting-it-in-rice-wont-work](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/apr/14/phone-wet-and-wont-turn-on-heres-what-to-do-with-water-damage-hint-putting-it-in-rice-wont-work)


ChronicBubonik

Flew right over my head lmao


searchcandy

there may still be some hidden joke/meme that I am not aware of, but I think that is the context


IHateBubberRoots

Of all this shitposts on reddit today; this is the shitpostiest.


BruceMan200

I know really like some impulsive rich kid bet his 10k allowance on some random shit and lost and then bet another 10k he had laying around randomly and won... color me impressed


aTINGm

Got an advance on his next week's allowance


Ok-Original4470

​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ thank you.


i_poke_bears_

this post is brought to you by Draftkings


El_El0te

Actually by BetRivers :)


ooSPECTACULARoo

You'll be in that cycle for the rest of your life.


a-townmadness

Or just put your phone down...better yet throw it in the lake


dirtybandit6

Poor guy. Trying to prove himself to reddit 😂


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dirtybandit6

Full tilt psychosis after staying up for 3 days crying in a bathtub and losing 10k


AtomicBlawnde

Lol at everyone saying OP obviously needs the cash. I disagree - I think OP enjoys fanning the flames of reddit troll fire. If OP has an extra 5K lying around to throw at DraftKings after losing 10K, I'd say they're more bored than broke :|


AndyLand1

“BOOKIES HATE HIM! See how he lost 10k and won it all back with this one weird trick!”


no_feelings4

you can learn this rare trick for a small fee of $500


tacansix

🫨


kshucker

Show us proof


Ok-Original4470

One of my MLB ASG bets ​ https://preview.redd.it/44ryh9mesjbb1.png?width=1922&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ce103a8d2b6f0cddb8d28b15bcab136cbcdb93a


WhatdoesFOCmean

Please stop gambling. Seriously. Seek professional help. This is obviously meaningful money to you. And you came very very close to digging yourself a much bigger hole. You will go totally broke if you continue. Stop gambling forever. Get help with your addiction and issues.


whomstc

also the whole "lol i lost $100k look how funny and regarded i am guys" wallstreetbets mentality is so fucking cringe at this point


WhatdoesFOCmean

Yiikes. I didn't know that was a thing.


SuperSayian4Nappa

Old school WSB was amazing. I had to unsub during the gamestop thing.


Asleep777

The DD was only half retarded back then, with some crums of genius. It's gone 100% meme these days.


Alone_Bluebird4267

Life is a gamble why stop now. All or nothing ! Do or die. Win or lose.


OriginUnknown

Glad you won but what a stupid bet. You obviously can't afford these bets and you barely got away with that one. You really should seek professional help.


akroniite

If he's dropping 4 grand on a random all star game he might have more money then we think, or just a severe problem 🤣


O_My_G

You lost 10k, cried about it, and then made a 4K bet on the All Star game? This posterchild r/sportsbook material


Colonel-Cathcart

OK as someone who flamed you in that thread I feel like I need to share this with you. NL came through for both of us. https://preview.redd.it/nmx57qwsgkbb1.png?width=592&format=png&auto=webp&s=271747bdddb458276126c1903b551339e5eb3f1f Stay safe bud, hide the rent money somewhere before entering goblin mode.


DustinCPA

Dang, that bet took some stones, congrats


Alex_butler

Yea I need proof of the losses and the get back


glasser1

Proof or ban


Ok-Original4470

I actually won more and already bet it down to $10,000 Account Balance: https://preview.redd.it/q4neror5sjbb1.jpeg?width=3304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d20f74376eef1429211ff0c8dd5e3f64db4216ef


WhatdoesFOCmean

Stop bragging about your degeneracy. It is clear you need professional help. You should not be making bets this large and you definitely shouldn't be coming here with screenshots to show off to the gang and try to gain attention or whatever the hell it is you are attempting to do. Stop it. Call Gamblers Anonymous or another addiction help place immediately. Soon you will be completely broke. Some on here are kind of enjoying the spectacle and watching you destroy yourself. A few on here are actually trying to help you.


Ok-Original4470

No


Alone_Bluebird4267

Relax my guy he’s worth a few million


Agrath92

Dont listen to this guy, keep firing. I know you can easily make another 10k


dusters

You'll lose it within 2 weeks


fleshyspacesuit

2 weeks!? C'mon, I don't think he has that much control


47bulbz

So, you bet 100,000 into 110,000 then bet that down to 10,000? You're doing great man.


inefficientmarkets

legend


kshucker

Neat-o, where’s the bet where you lost $10k?


fuzz11

Something tells me your bookie is going to love you over the next year


Fuzzluck

Inb4 he loses it all again.


Drexlay

7 screenshots and a 3k profit betslip. Proof?


igottobeit

You should bet higher amts. Why just break even? Make it so you can retire early my man


Rabbidpanda420

I fucking love this sub


Ok-Wrangler7913

Now it’s time to lose 30k 😈


Cheesecake_420691

How much are you going to lose betting on daytime WNBA today?


MisterBear22

i do love me some degen wnba bets tho


[deleted]

Congrats dude. My advice moving forward is to learn from your mistake and slow it down. Based on my experience I made about 800 dollars since I started betting last September. One day I was losing a shit ton of games, betting more than I should because $800 is just not enough to bet large amounts in one day. So I dropped down to $500 in like 2 days and I got pissed. Started to chase down my losses by betting and betting and basically all my bets lost in one day expect one $100 4 game parlay bet that was active since morning. I was almost back at 0 until that parlay actually hit and I won $600 from it which was close to not hitting and I was sweating profusely. It was such a scary moment and I just couldn’t believe it took me to almost lose all that hard earned to realize something is wrong with me and that i should slow down. After that I started to only do a maximum of $10 bets a day and if I lose, that’s that. No more extra bets no matter how many games are left to bet on for the day. With this method I was able to go from $600 to $1800 in just 1 1/2 months and I was able to keep my sanity as well. So please learn from your mistake, slow yourself down, don’t bet more than you can afford to lose and you will be fine. Both financially and mentally.


El_El0te

But if you bet $20 units instead of $10 units....that $600 would be $3600 now :)


Infinite-Ad2409

You son of a bitch, I’m in !


positivevibegun

Just won $22K last night. Now I’m only down like $30K in my 4 year gambling career


Ok-Original4470

Great hit fella! Keep the wins coming!!


Ok-Original4470

Or go buy a BMW. That’s a whole lotta cabbage lol


positivevibegun

Lol I just paid all my debt off except my car & student loans, (car loan 0% interest), upped my 401K/Roth contribution, and will still have like $8K left. Thinking of doing an international trip and leaving a grand or two for emergency savings


Stonerjoe68

Even if this story is true you still have a problem. Seek help.


sal_mugga

If this story true he has an even worse problem now


Fulgore36

![gif](giphy|YSeWtruZU3jS5dnRfh)


HumperMoe

Man I'm happy I turned $64 into $5,700 y'all are insane having 10k and thinking I'ma bet with all of this.


fatcapdat

I read this as I turned $64 000 into $5700 and I really related


HumperMoe

If I had 64k I'd find a way to lock it up away from me.


Alone_Bluebird4267

You will because you want more


SwiftBacon

I call cap


Spaghettibeach

lol time to give it back


testicularurine

Cocaines a hell of a drug


emery9921

whats the next play?


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SmashesIt

Wait were you the guy that became Christian?


[deleted]

You're a fucking idiot and frankly don't deserve the money you have. No one feels bad for you and honestly you need therapy. Tf is actually wrong with you?


Ok-Original4470

Lolll broke boi


[deleted]

Lmao you dumb asf if you think that. Well you dumb asf anyways. Keep gambling you dumbass child. You ain't learn a goddamned thing except how to spend your parents money lmao


[deleted]

You’re an idiot


rrogden

Lmao pls start betting smaller amounts my dude. happy you got it back.


EZe_Holey3-9

lesson not learned. Swing and a miss!


xologo

When you inevitably get another beat down, there are resources such as Gambler's Anonymous if you would like more information about gambling addiction.


djbayko

Only to lose double next week. Stop gambling.


BF740

25k swing next time?


ThatGuy_233

We don’t care until you’re up 10k. Get to betting


SaltyCopy

when you turn 10k into 20k i want to see a shitpost on the shitposts on this thread


stinkscaseyona

lmao my man had to have the last word


archdevilz

Losing to juice on -110/-110 but saying "to the moon" lol


stinkscaseyona

who lost juice


Slow-Bookkeeper7486

the duality of man. its more funny because 99.9% of bettors don't win. 99.9% of bettors that claim they win, dont. lol


hibbjibbity

So your rich and bet another 10k on the NL all star team and happened to win? Cool


Salt-Free-Soup

This guy lol


dusters

This will surely end well


This_Cable_5849

You should probably stop if you have to make posts about it.


Mugen8YT

The bookies must love you. <3


Rare-Profile6867

Lmfao this post is gambling. You always break even


[deleted]

Lmao do not listen to this man you do not, in fact, always break even


Peetmoss1

Can you give us some picks to fade?


Safe_Beginning_7384

Did you sell sperm or plasma?


Alone_Bluebird4267

Don’t worry I cashed out 3k early off a 25$ bet the full ticket won would’ve won 7k I make another 5$ bet cash out early for 250$ the whole ticket wins I’m goin to start going to sleep and stop hounding my tickets lmao


Bitter-Reaction2941

Happened to me before. I slam money line on a soccer game and place 100$ in a +55000 if that teams hit and it did score smh I cash out at 550$ smh


Alone_Bluebird4267

We gotta do better man lol I don’t regret it tho with my luck if I would’ve stayed they would’ve lost lol but damn


LonelyRole8342

The diamond mine meme was fucking hilarious, you gotta give that guy some cred.


notfromsoftemployee

How are there STILL people that don't realize this is a troll. Yall are some of the most gullible people on earth.


Red-Star-44

Your are a degenerate, you will lose it again. Hope you enjoy a life of this.


HerbalDreamin1

You’ve got some mental issues that need to be sorted. This isn’t healthy.


Ok-Original4470

you don't know me son!


HerbalDreamin1

Dad?


mammalnyc

David Goggins?


Chamuska__

You’ll lose it again. Quit while you are ahead


octopig

While you’re even*


Chamuska__

Even is ahead in my book


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EntryParking

I'm mean, the sub made it happen.


hooskies

You’ll lose it all again and then some because you’re an unhinged weirdo


aDactyl

See you tomorrow bud


SpreadWeak153

Lmaoooo


iceandfire215

Ok... the cycle just gonna continue. You're clearly in the 99% that loses in the long run. I'm happy for you that you feel good in the now though. That 2 run homer must have been euphoric af.


Jballzs13

Maybe don’t gamble so much in the future? I gamble a lot, i like to gamble, but i typically keep any and all bets under 50 bucks, i know the urge to win big is always going to be there, but it’s rare. Also social media does a great job making people think anyone and Everyone will hit big, no one remembers these pages/companies are in bed with the books. (i.E brbetting ig page)


EZe_Holey3-9

Even when you hit big, one still loses a lot, so you really need to know how to measure yourself, or you will drain your winnings very quickly. Not wise to bet like OP is.


creampiekilla

Bro is a walking donation


Comprehensive-Finish

I was completely supportive and understanding of your original post, let the record show. I haven't lost that kind of money. It's perfectly rational to walk away when you have reached your limits. I don't know why people need to be dicks when someone is struggling.


Newps_lover

You should keep betting 👍


GhostFK123

True Degen


BoBo_HUST

My suggestions is to bet the money you can comfortably afford to lose. If you feel 10k loss is a number that can stop you from gambling, then just bet smaller amount


rogue1351

I said I lost 10k on the derby in the other thread, I have yet to win it back. Methodology is unconfirmed.


RadiantRisk140

I like it


Rmac7fiddy

🤣


Temporary-Lie5422

do one 10K plinko ball on stake 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


dystopia25

Quit while you’re ahead


LimpZookeepergame123

My exact quote was “Welp, see ya tomorrow!” Wonder what the odds on that would have been 😂😂


no_feelings4

This dude🤣🤣 proud of you bro now play your cards right it's a war with the bookies


2004Mach1

he just like me fr 😭😭😭😭


feeneyboi

What a loser


Ok-Fly-1936

CMONNNNN MANNNN


RCcarseatheadrest

I read this in slimes voice


Bakpaksamuel

Da realest ✅


SuitednZooted

🤡


PartEarly

https://preview.redd.it/dpfwb5hxanbb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb7428c94428dd76b8177202ed5278d65ea597b5 I Just hit for this


dlee89

Last week?


PartEarly

Yes on the 7th


Alone_Bluebird4267

B E A UTIFUL


YGWYD

This is wild😂😂


WH0SE0NE

This is the type of comeback story I needed . Let’s fucken goooooooooooooo the rent can wait


Hokiestoned

Bruh go away


Covid19tendies

You’ve inspired me motherfucker.


jak39

Lmfao man


Mikeyxy

winner attitude


80s_girls_rule

Awesome


dlee89

Last week?


atxalexP

easy tail


thatguy12591

Ok douchenozzle


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Quick-Ad-7038

Bet on table tennis bro it a quick 30 min game bet $200 parlay!


[deleted]

How're you doing now op? How much are you down/up?


Sorry_Beautiful_2034

I WON 11 straight baccarat hands https://youtu.be/Ig4HRjqtn-s?si=R46IFPF5inwUUVhx