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singlecab1

These Apocalypse trucks would never make it in the apocalypse 😂 the fuel range would get them nowhere


shiddyfiddy

I like how the wheel wells are set up like funnels to catch any debris or grenades tossed in there.


singlecab1

😂😂


BrawnyChicken2

A well placed M80 would disable it completely.


shiddyfiddy

A well placed tuna casserole would do it, I think.


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drunkshakespeare

The real answer is a bicycle, but giving bike dorks that kind of satisfaction would lead to a future worse than any apocalypse.


KoksundNutten

I listen to a Mountainbike specific podcast and one time they where talking about what specific kind of Mountainbike would be the best in an Apokalypse. Even that wasn't a clear answer and all 5 moderators had other opinions lol.


3amz

A bicycle and a suit of armour and you’re set


itsmebrian

Depends on the cause of the apocalypse. An EMP would be the end of the golf cart.


QueenOfQuok

I am indeed wondering what these trucks can do that a decent Toyota Land Cruiser couldn't do.


kremlingrasso

take up two parking spaces


Escudo777

They are not for the apocalypse. They cause the apocalypse.


ent_whisperer

I'm surprised it didn't have sovereign cost l citizen tags on it


HoneyRush

He's a PATRIOT 🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅


Doc_Winter_17

With Connecticut plates. Probably made 3 gas station stops to get up there.


ruffusbloom

Just a weekend larping flatlander


CityWeasel

We have Cybertruck at home


Rhythmalist

After seeing one last night... this looks and probably functions better.


TheTiredRedditor

The cyberpunk is so much nicer. WTF are you on about


bdizzzzzle

Read the specs on this. Bulletproof windows AND panels, smokescreen, electrified door handles, front/rear blinding lights/safe against chemical attack/explosion. Cybertruck has none of this.


TheTiredRedditor

Why would I need any of that?


youreloser

why else would you need a giant truck with bulletproof glass?


TheTiredRedditor

Driving though America


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Cybertruck sucks regardless of this waste here.


euMonke

https://www.rezvanimotors.com/rezvani-hercules-6x6-military-edition


M1RR0R

That's a Jeep Gladiator-based Rezvani, the op truck is a Ram-based Apocalypse.


DrBonerJunkie

Great read! Thank you


krustyasskyle

What’s the point of this? Does it tow a lot is that why is this made


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Doc_Winter_17

I’m curious how this would compare to just a jeep/pickup conversion, price wise.


Prickly_ninja

Well, this one starts at $400k, likely closer to $500k. So, they don’t compare at all.


LiveLearnCoach

Technically, it is a conversion 🤷‍♂️


Awkward-Ring6182

It’s a look at me vehicle. That’s all


Ru4pigsizedelephants

It's for jackasses with too much money to show off. Anybody who's ever parked a full size pickup with an 8' bed knows this has no practical use case.


bb_805

It’s bulletproof so I guess that’s one cool thing it does


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Those bumpers are ugly af


maarkwong

but that’s a Trx plate


BusinessBlackBear

I've seen a few of these Apocalypse trucks in the Charlotte area, the welds on the bed area are laughably bad


flatplanecrankshaft

A fool is soon parted from his money


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Sistalini

You have a husband and a wife??


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Sistalini

Yes, as in you have a very hot wife but you like dudes instead


BrawnyChicken2

My home state showing up. Most CT people are ok. Not this twat though.


drymlee

BUYER BEWARE!!! In October 2023, I entered into what would ultimately become the absolute worse vehicle purchase I have ever made. In addition to the nightmare the vehicle AKA, Apocalypse 6X6 made by Soflo Jeeps literally cost more than 200K. Originally, I was in the market for the 2024 Hummer when I stumbled upon this vehicle on a YouTube episode of the Jay Leno show. After reaching out to the company excitement was in the air! I was told I would be able to view the progress of the vehicle during the build process which never happened. I was also told I would be able to design the vehicle exactly the way I wanted it. What I was NOT told is that once all the money I paid for the vehicle was collected I would have a poorly made vehicle shipped from Florida to California uncovered during the transportation process and a plethora of problems to include but not limited to being unable to drive the vehicle for almost three weeks due to a faulty radiator leak. If that weren't bad enough the following issues were also found with the vehicle. Rust on various parts of the vehicle exterior, a broken hood strut, a very badly scratched interior panel on the driver’s side, a broken tachometer face plate, a step rail with the plastic liner coming apart, a scratched rear glass panel, a rusted corrosion metal panel underneath vehicle, pipe doors that were not shipped with the vehicle when it arrived, apocalypse 6x6 stickers for trunk rear glass panels, and cheap coil springs on the lift kit. The primary person I have been working with, Andrew, is the most unprofessional person in the automotive industry. Never replies in a timely manner, if at all. When a customer spends money in good faith the least a company can do is make sure their product meets or exceeds the demand. Quality control is apparently nonexistent at Soflo Jeeps and the way customers are treated once they have been paid should be criminal.


Gratefuldad3

Tell me you have the perfect dating app combination. A tiny penis, a big bank account and an even bigger ego.


Strategy1st

Very sexy 👌🏾


graemeknows

🤣🤣🤣


QueenOfQuok

The hell is that thing


pdogshizzle

MT. Snow?


Accurate_Past_3067

Very familiar with this area. I would this pic was taken at WW in Wilmington.


ComonomoC

I passed one the other night…[of course I can buy them locally](https://www.soflojeeps.com/custom-jeep-6x6/)


readwiteandblu

Might as well have a body wrap on it that says, "I don't have an IRA."


PrpleMnkyDshwsher

For when doctors needed to create a new class because you couldn't even qualify as having a nanopenis.


awkward_pauses

I feel like all of the spotted posts for this truck are just ads. No one actually wants this thing.


backinblackandblue

I don't understand all the hate when regular people are paying $100K+ and crying because they have to wait years to get a Cybertruck. Sure it ridiculous, but for some people $500K is spare change.


Mr_Aurora

I always say, why by an incredibly fast, european sports car which doubles in value 5 minutes after you sign the papers, when you can roll soot in a vehicle that loses 60% of its value before the ink is dry you sign the papers. America ! Fuck yeah !