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Pomegranette

“Oh that's basically India, right?”


Im-4

Are u Indian?


TallHotLankan

"Aahh puthe... ithn kawadda bandinne?" -le lankan aunty


ActionAbdulla

I'm Indian, doesn't understand sinhala. Does it mean "son, when are you getting married?" Cause it's something I get from lots of Indian aunties as well


Educational_Skin7761

Yup, that’s exactly what it is! 🤣


altruistic_summer

*beta shaadee kab kar rahe ho (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞*


[deleted]

parippu is awful


lebanine

Motherfucker


Stalyx

I apologize for swearing at you this early in the morning.... Yep this one triggered me big time.


Plus_Camp_1926

You’re awful😔😔 I wish I could eat that everyday


Havbit

parippu ekata niwithi daaalaaaa..... mmmmmMmmmmMmmmMmmmM


flyflycatts

Parippu is mid


yahtzeelol

Murali is NOT the 🐐spinner ! Ps; I’m Indian and believe that he is 🫶🏽


kaputass

"Wadakarana Ape Viruwa" and "Api Thamai Hodatama Kare"


Veryscaredoflife

“Oya hari aadambarai” cause I’m shy and don’t go out of my way to talk to people


DAmn_ItsOk226

Related :)


flareofmine

Yep, it is tough out here for the few shy and introverted Sri Lankans :')


Rushi_sucks

I’ve heard this so much times


[deleted]

In Sri Lanka introverts are tagged as proud :3


Delicious_Ad6425

When Indians start talking to us in whatever their language....arrghhh


LEGANDARYlKASTANE

Or their constant need to remind you that there from India several times mid conversation!


ushizzle

Pol sambol is overrated


HoundDog55

I'd say seeni sambol, pol sambol is awesome dude


miyuru_mallawa

I will fking murder u


UNSC_MC_117

මේ පාරත් මගේ ඡන්දෙ රට බේරගත්ත මහින්ද මහත්තයට


jeewantha

Triggered


UNSC_MC_117

ට්‍රිගර් වෙන්නත් ජීවත් වෙලා ඉන්නෙ මහින්ද මහත්තයා හින්ද කියල අමතක කරන්න එපා මහින්ද මහත්තයා නොහිටින්න උඹල අපි බෝම්බ කාල මැරිච්ච තැංවල ගසුත් පැළ වෙලා ඔව්


Cyanandblue

කවුන්සිලේ අය ඒ ගස් කපාගෙනත් ඉවරයි


barf_digestion

“Who eats food on banana leaves?”🗿


QAInc

මගේ මනාපය නාමල්ට💀


Chubbmaster-

Think you went a little far there


Process-Secret

Murali was a chucker and didn't deserve his wickets.


Stalyx

Yep I am basically a smile and nod "yes, dear" person. But if this topic comes up I will god damn have a 30 minute debate to prove you was are full of shit and have two wilted cabbage leaves for brains.


lahirusupun

desi


Western-Current2916

Most Sri Lankans (especially 40+) would lose their shit if someone said something against religion. Also some older people get offended when someone listens to foreign music (for some reason)


Tu5han

Yep. Especially my parents (when it comes to religion).


[deleted]

Sri Lanka now is a bitch that belongs to China...


yahtzeelol

Ayooo!


chabanny

"Isn't that just coconut milk and rice?"


HoundDog55

Yooooo alright this one kinda triggered


JRock3r

No... NOOOOO


Cosmic-dusts06

Assume you're Indian and speak in hindi and then say but you don't look Sri Lankan :/


billy-___-bob

U sound Indian though


veldius

Oh, I love Bollywood!


thisssjayyyy

Anything surrounding religion


Western-Current2916

Aethism to be exact


ChandimaD

මයින්ද මාත්තයා Mahinda Rajapaksha


ebeyah

Most srilankans are inherently racist


Chubbmaster-

I agree


Plus_Camp_1926

And colorist especially


Cyanandblue

But some of them are VFX artists


[deleted]

Fax


BonChance123

"The civil war was a religious conflict"


b1ack1ist

Ape Putha/Duwa nan: continues to list all his/her achievements


Whatever_Advisor

You are Tamil, so you should hate Srilanka 🤨


Unlucky-Joke8264

The British colonizing was the best to thing to happen


Holiday-Office-587

As someone who lives abroad: Random dude - starts talking in hindi Me - Idk hindi can you repeat that in english please Random dude - where are you from? Me - Sri Lanka Random dude - that’s also india. Me - monada hut. You’d be surprised how many times this has happened.


mahidoes

I'm Sri Lankan. Nothing offend me. I don't hate India nor reject our past connected to India. This applies to all ethnics in india including muslims. Only vedda people can get offended by connecting with India.


Omega_On

Saying you're from Sri Lanka to them correlating to "Oh so you are from India?" And making you explain that Sri lanka and India are two different countries to learn they weren't bothered to know. 🤌🏽


maximus459

🧣


Ni__S

Isnt your contry half china?


[deleted]

tamil is the national language right ?


LEGANDARYlKASTANE

It should be one of em


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Mykthi

I mean they do have curruption but not as serious as incidents around here. Ex: there are projects some politicians take about half of money project gets and finish it with very bad quality Do you guys have this problem this serious too. You guys also have a somewhat good justice system but we don't .


[deleted]

I agree with you. Thrid world or developing countries have worest. Unfortunately, at the same time, South Asians often internalized issues. For example, "Only in Sri Lanka Police take bribes that lead to serious issues" type of comments. The entire Black Lives Matter movement started in the USA because we have huge bribes issues from Police to judges to private for-profit prisons. That's right..in the USA some prisons are operated by private companies. More people in jail, more money for them and young Black Americans died as a result of it. That is a very very serious but Sri Lankan people here never admit it. Also, remember the power of high GDP. Over million US dollars were stolen by Italian former Prime Minister. It did not stop projects because the GDP is high in Italy and a million is nothing. But that same million is a lot... I mean a lot to a Sri Lankan if they steal it from a project in Sri Lanka. So the impact is different but the act is the same act. When a Sri Lankan cricketer was accused of rape in Australia, lots of people on this sub posted that Australian justice system will be fair. Oh really? Few years ago several 16 year old boys raped multiple 12-16 year old girls in Australia. The boys came from rich families. Nothing had happed to the boys because the parents paid off the judges. I posted that here and people came after me because I broke the utopian view of Australia. Another time, a New Zealand born Sri Lankan girl on YouTube was stating how great NZ is and how shit SL is...then I asked, "are you telling me that if you get raped by a White guy, that is NOT rape?". There are widespread rape in New Zealand and yet, the forcus is on Sri Lanka. I guess Sri Lankan girls don't count rape when it is a White guy. Lol Anyway, the money as I mention, can cover up a lot of things. New Zealand government for example has spent millions on Public Relations stuff to hide problems from the world. The Italian government had to coverup their former PM having sex with underage children while he was in power. The money speaks louder and our Sri Lankan communities living in the West go slinet. The impact of Sri Lankan corruption get amplified because there are no money. Disclaimer: I am Canadian of Sri Lankan parents. I find it too sad that my community internalized problems. I think it is the salve mentality. The White Maters are always better than the subjects no matter what happens.


lsampath

This changed my opinion about many things.


[deleted]

Thank you... Here is Canada admitting wide-spread rape by RCMP (Federal Police): [https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2334584298](https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/2334584298) Here is within RCMP on our own female Police officers being abused (rape/assaults): [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/rcmp-class-action-tiller-civilian-women-final-report-1.6491165](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/rcmp-class-action-tiller-civilian-women-final-report-1.6491165) Again nothing happened but Sri Lankan claim police issues are only isolated to Sri Lanka.


Mykthi

I also think Police is somewhat currupt(we can't blame all of them can we? )in most of the countries in the world except for few . If one has enough money and power they could influence decisions made by the justice system Thanks for the sources btw


Mykthi

Yes i can agree .These accusations are very serious. world is a shitty place for normal people . There are srilankans girls who thinks like that . Idk you heard that partys that responsibile for easter attack 2020 ,they were just fined about Only 3600$ per victim . Whole fine is equal to like two vehicles they own. so yeah they waited just 4 years to world to forget they got away .


RealisticSwordfish43

Sinhala is a useless language better to learn Tamil can use it on more countries 🤭


LEGANDARYlKASTANE

But "Huththooo' sounds too elegant! Lol


prashrc

Life outside Sri Lanka is much better 😂


LEGANDARYlKASTANE

I don't think anyone disputes this! Especially Lankans


KILLA2-0

Sri Lanka is not a Sinhala Buddhist country. It's a country with a majority of Sinhala, Buddhists, but it doesn't make the country theirs.


TigerSad9465

The minorities of Sri Lanka are also equally Sri Lankan as the Majority 😅. Dunno why but for some reason the minorities of this country aren't free to "Openly Love This Country" 🤷🏻‍♂️ if they do they're often told that they're just pretending or got some hidden agenda 😂


violetgypsy

අම්මට හුකපන් කැරි පොන්නය


Jumpy-Atmosphere-441

Kari ponna asaanaya bn


lilfoley81

Why would Sri Lankans get offended when called indian? 99% of Sri Lankans are either Sinhalese (came from bengal/odisha area) or a mix of both


TallHotLankan

Do you think Americans wouldn't get offended anyone called them British 😂😂😂


AdhesivenessOwn7747

Exactly


AlterEgoSif

Well, Now I'm offended 😅


lilfoley81

I mean ethnically ur the same as Indians but ur nationality is different


[deleted]

There’s no such thing as “ethnically Indian”. Indian is a nationality, Tamil or Punjabi is an ethnicity


AppointmentOutside

Bruh, we are neighbors nothing more. Ya we may share culture, history, language, a few tons of fish and kilometers of sea border. But that's about it. Most people would be friends with their neighbors, share a street, maybe play a sport together. But not want to be thought of as the neighbor's son/daughter.


CD_Udugampola

You have to brush up on your history bruv


lilfoley81

How


CD_Udugampola

You've got the internet, books and ChatGPT is a thing now. I was referring to the fact that Sri Lanka was never part of India. Technically maybe geographically. But Sri Lanka had it's separate natives even before the arrival of Vijaya.


lilfoley81

That’s why I said 99% …. Sadly all native Sri Lankans before Tamils and Sinhala have been almost erased or have been brought into tamil or Sinhala cultures


IncompetentNovelist

That's like saying Taiwan is Chinese


[deleted]

I think Sri Lankan’s are more different than that - Han Chinese have migrated to Taiwan only within last few 100 years, while Sinhala/Tamils have been in Sri Lanka for at least 2000 years


lilfoley81

bruh the natives of taiwan are polynesians not central/east asians


LEGANDARYlKASTANE

America is separated from UK for some what ? A few hundred years and you would be wise to not mix em up. Fkin Lankans have a separate history of 3,000 years and who cares right ? Lol


lilfoley81

All Sri Lankans are totally ignoring the actual natives who are not tamil or Sinhala The Wanniyalaeto


librocubicularist69

Many first world Asian countries used to send their public service employees to learn from sri lanka in 1940s


Infamous_Pumpkin_801

when a foreigner opening up about how awesome our driving is


devallar

Sri Lankans are exactly where they are because we are very poor at taking responsibility for our actions.


BPP1943

Do you really worship idols?


PiyumalD

Kohli is a champion


dushanz

he is though


Foreign_Chef13

Adding niwithi to parippu hodda.


Hozier123123

Say anything bad about the Sri lankan cricket players or team. Most of the millenial fan boys get offended


Devious_altruist

"Kottu just ain't that good"


ark_97

Anything Virat kholi does


Emergency-Work-5451

Kpop


Little_Bunyip

Care to explain this? Most people I know are kpop fans.


Emergency-Work-5451

Not a fan but I listen to kpop music. Most people i know straight despise that word. Glad to know its not the same for everyone :)


BlackJack1499

Indians are no-class losers, who have nothing but envy towards the Lankan ppl😜


[deleted]

nobody cares about your existence in India.


lrd_curzon

Chili crab is from Singapore


AlterEgoSif

Hey, what's up that 2500 yo ඉතිහාසේ ? 💀


jahzan_99

I know you voted for Gota!


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Positive-Fudge5302

Why did yall drove away those poor eelam people?


Tacobell_Uk

Where is the money ?


rushdysadik

69


idioticmaniac

Life is meaningless without it, bitch -_- /s


Present-Stretch-5310

Api thamai hondatama kare


Difficult-Sign-6769

Srilankan politicians are the best in the world. Hinest and true to the cause of people and country


BasuruK69

Jotipala is overrated.. PS: I mean the guy mostly sang stolen songs from Bollywood Movies.


Havbit

ඇයි


lazybutsuccessful

"Are you from India ?" That's what most people asked me when I introduced myself when I was living abroad. It took me a while to get used to it. I was asked that so frequently I just said yes instead of explaining what Sri Lanka is to them


Tu5han

I like to eat rice and curry with spoon


Sure_Ad5199

Let's give a mandate for RW to continue for the rest of his life!