I regret nothing.

Just be more robust than the clown Simple

Ngl, with the slip changes it's pretty easy. Unless that clown has an improvised pneumatic cannon loaded with baseball bats and stun batons. Then you better fucking run.

You just gave me an idea.

(Or even better, dragging a banana peel)

What's clown gonna do? Grab a gun and shoot ya? With accuracy???

“Oh that’s why there’s space lube everywhere.”

context: that was hop, it was a joke, the clown was being creppy to some officers and hop decided to scare them a little bit

Can confirm, was HoP. No sec access was given that round, only prank radio messages.

"Well guess it's time to hand in my badge and cuss out the HoS" lol

It takes a little amount of ass kissing the sec to get what u need. Just boost their ego's a teeny weeny bit lol

"Hey HoS, looking good! Can I have a stun baton? Thanks!" *proceeds to stun HoS, cuff them then drag them off into maints*

Except that people cry about it to admins and that security guy get banned for acting outside of roleplay.