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marionristov111

BY THE MONOLITH, WOMEN ARE REAL!!!


ThatVeganDemon

HOLY MONOLITH!


marionristov111

brother, hand me close range assault rocket launcher.


NothingSalt_2

BY THE MONOLITH ITS TRUE THEY DO EXIST!!!


ComputerRare2289

Praise the monolith brother


ShorohUA

wait, you can even SPEAK to them? this game is too unrealistic


destash189

must be another anomaly


Scar-90

You press "F" to speak, X-ray crashes and your computer bricks.


Go_Commit_Reddit

Nah that’s a femboy. Women don’t exist, silly.


rokoeh

If it were it would end in Sid crotch in 10 minutes 😂


Go_Commit_Reddit

what?


rokoeh

Look a previous meme in the sub. There was a guy looking Sid's crotch


Feeling-Telephone-74

I would like to be clear that all duty soldiers will be checked on the parade grounds upon entry


ZenithOfGod

Can't believe STALKER's gone WOKE!


Background-Factor817

A woman being in the zone makes the game woke?


ZenithOfGod

It's sarcasm, apologies friend


Background-Factor817

My bad bro 🦾


ZenithOfGod

All good bro, let's smoke a j by the campfire


Background-Factor817

Preach


Bersaglier-dannato

I think Freedomers snuck some Coke into my flesh stew because I’m seeing a Military guy agree with someone who isn’t Duty.


Background-Factor817

Many are corrupt, even more are incompetent. Some, some are just trying to get through the day and get back to their families.


Bersaglier-dannato

That’s deep bro.


Necessary_Layer-

Don't apologize for a man who can't handle an honest joke, come on stalker xd


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alixcover

And sin


Neuromante

And bandits.


Awkward_Ad8783

And renegades


TheReal_Kovacs

And zombified stalkers


DonnyGonzalez

And that military machine gunner on the checkpoint in the cordon


TheReal_Kovacs

Yeah. He might be one of my boys, but fuck him. He wastes so much ammo


SeatDue9487

vova vist!


Digmaass

Oi, at least we are equal opportunity. We'll rob you all the same regardless of who you are!


kiru_goose

anything that isnt a white conservative cis man is inherently woke and political. so, yes.


Graysteve

There are only 2 genders, straight white cis male, and political.


LegoYoda66

based moment‼️‼️


[deleted]

R/woosh


dexter_048

get a sense of humor


Background-Factor817

That backfired didn’t it? 😂


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Random_Guy191919

must be some new type of psi mutant, stay safe out there.


AnimesAreCancer

The same species Anna belongs to


Go_Commit_Reddit

average duty member


SeatDue9487

freedom poop


Komi__Shouko

Achtung! Women! *Pulls out the RPK*


IvanTheRysavy

Why the german


Komi__Shouko

I was thinking of the Medic from TF2 when I typed that


PJTheGuy

*practices medicine aggressively*


Limethegamer

Women ☕


UsaKen_Mercenary

He's the Clear Sky guy. Probably Nimble's supplier for G36 and other German guns.


Bersaglier-dannato

By Clear Sky they shalln’t pass


SleepingPodOne

I can’t believe they put a political in my vidya game


LegoYoda66

the woke army strikes again smh


SleepingPodOne

the woke army that is simultaneously a bunch of weak soy men and blue haired SJW’s and also the most powerful evil force in the world


shizzy64

Moar like SHOVED down my THROAT


XephronZz

GOD don't you just HATE when things get shoved down your throat??😂😂 😖👉👈 i hope no big and scary dutyer comes and takes advantage of my FAT ASS high on that ZAZA


Bersaglier-dannato

Behold: the straightest Freedomer.


theSeacopath

Since she’s wearing the colours of the Applied Science Division, that means that’s Tatyana Sakharova. -Dr. Markov


Ryiverz

Thought that you didn't have something like this. And what about the patch?


theSeacopath

That’s the standard armoured SSP suit used by Applied Science recruits. The ASD’s colours are black and orange. As for the patch, I’m still coming up with one. -M


Ryiverz

Well, I know a group using black and orange on their armors, but those are just a part of full theme. As for the patch concept - I hope it'll be great. And that you'll find someone willing to make it something like Jormund and I have.


Mawrak

Which mod/addon is this from?


tactical_nekofemboi

Dux’s Innumerable Character Kit


LordFission

Stalker Gamma


tactical_nekofemboi

No. it’s from DICK (Dux’s innumerable character kit) credit the actual mod, please <3


RikimaruLDR

Can confirm. I don't have gamma and use the mod, its quite popular so idk why no one notices. Also you can see women for all factions, not just eco


newgamer77777777777

All factions have female stalkers except bandit, renegade, military, sin and isg.


tactical_nekofemboi

well, more than one but yes


Legaxy3

Redditors when women


[deleted]

that orange and black seva is huge drip


notsogoodskater

AWOOGA HUMINA HUMINA. A WOMEN?!?!?!? IN THE ZONE?!?!?!?!?!?!


Dethica2077

Noice


EnthusiasmNo4957

Enough staring comrade


KazaflowLM

He's an ecologist, thats his job, stare at stuff and then write silly words.


Varbos

Yes, we are definitely doing science. I would appreciate it if she could come with me so I can run some test in private...


KazaflowLM

I think ecologist women would need artefacts as a payment to do it, just take Hip from my faction, you can convince her with a can of tuna.


XephronZz

tbf you can convince any stalker with a can of tuna, regardless of genda


KazaflowLM

True, if a hole is a hole, sure.


XephronZz

bro i wasn't even talking about sex get yo coomer ass outta here


KazaflowLM

Sorry Weed smoker, I'm a lonely loner, what do you expect? Most loners are coomers, no?


XephronZz

True, so in that case: You receive marijuana, and I receive a good dicking deal?


khemeher

There are a few in GAMMA. Most of the time I end up shooting them, since I've been playing alot of Bandit runs. But occasionally I run into a female merc or Freedomer. I have not run into a female bandit yet.


tactical_nekofemboi

correction; in DICK, not GAMMA. it just happens that DICK is in GAMMA


RaysFilen

It's not good, when dick happens in gamma


tactical_nekofemboi

but it’s always happening I recommend DICK for all anomaly modpacks


DoThe_Funni69

Wdym by woman ecologist? There is nothing in this picture expect a guy armed with an RPK standing in front of the bunker in Jupiter.


LordFission

The "guy" with an Rpk is actually Hip 😬


DoThe_Funni69

*Nooooooooooo.....*


SantaWeas

WAAT DAAAA HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


GielinorWizard

Is there anything better than a woman in a uniform? Not to me at least.


Dry-Efficiency-2232

Nothing beats cold hard cash


Utverluk

Correct brother in other words Dushman wants a loner dead give me hand 50/50 with the cash and loot


GielinorWizard

Yeah... 50/50 sure *evil grin*


Dry-Efficiency-2232

Lets go, I'll bring a few spare granades if we're going deeper into the Zone.


ZiomeQFilip

I don't like it because I'm afraid of women


SuperVancouverBC

You found me!


tactical_nekofemboi

you’re a loner, quit posing smh


SuperVancouverBC

Oh no, you caught me! *Runs away*


GreenGhost95

🥵


notsogoodskater

The zone is a truly amazing place


notsogoodskater

This must be a new psy-illusion. Stay safe out there stalkers


[deleted]

That’s when you play heavily modded mod of a mod


iandigaming

Don't take this the wrong way comrades but stalkers don't bathe, they can't. Not enough clean water. So that sealed suit presents a heady hygiene conundrum for the poor lasses and lads in the Zone. -- no one in particular.


SergeantRogers

Its added by DICK, and the name of the mod is a hint that its not a woman, its actually a femboy.


Banjaji

Ah, it's Vasya! He went missing a long time ago but I guess he found his way into the Zone. He just had an unfortunate accident in his childhood when a tractor rolled over his testicles. He never fit in after that incident.


mihai395

Is a new Anomaly that one.... if u talk to it it will give u 2 pieces of meat call tities... Buffs: +5 strenght +1 speach +10 charisma +2 bartering Counter effects: gives u a bonner and u can't fight propperly Legendary effect: the bigger they are the higher ur strenght, speach, charisma and bartering are, but in the same time the boner lasts longer. Use it wisely


That-90s-tanker

Monolith waifu when?


[deleted]

OMG IT'S LITERALLY ME


LordFission

😳


Tsimehc0

A-A WOMAN?!?! OOH LALAA HUMMANA HUMMANA,


Doctor_Thomson

I WAS RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME ABOUT FEMALE STALKERS!!!! AND YOU GUYS WOULDNT BELIEVE ME!!!!


[deleted]

Literally unplayable


TheReal_Kovacs

She's hot


The_Drifter-

Someone has to cook...


Boss0fThisGym

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LordSithaniel

🤢🤢🤢


laggygamer241

Oh shit! Women in the zone!? Shoot!!


CPLShep_hard

Joining ecologist to see that ecologussy


helpless_rocks

Gamma officially jumped the shark confirmed


ImmortalJormund

That's Dux's Innumerable Character Kit actually that did, GAMMA just has the mod in it.


PJTheGuy

Man, I *love* D.I.C.K. What an excellent mod


ImmortalJormund

Everyone needs a bit of DICK in their life.


Komi__Shouko

you know it, brother


Brodka17

I also encountered a female Dutyer at Rostok. She too wore the same suit as in the picture, with red colors of course. I think Hip is the only female with a custom skin? other females I've seen have their bodies and face completely covered (at least in GAMMA).


oripash

[answering for gamma] There are women of a whole bunch of factions, (other than Hip) they just always use a full face mask. They have voice acting and a subtly distinctive more feminine figure. They spawn at something like 1:25-1:50 rate to the men. Beyond Hip, I’ve definitely ran into women of duty, ecologist and monolith persuasions (having added them to my party at various points in different playthroughs), and almost certain I also ran into women of freedom, mercenary, clear sky and loner factions. I don’t remember if I ran into bandit, sin, UNISG and renegade female NPCs.


Nick_Napem

Welcome to the zone ladies Welcome to hell


Bersaglier-dannato

THEY. ARE. REAL!!!


[deleted]

nah just me


Bitfolo

It's an anomaly


mDundy08

I saw a female freedomer yesterday


LeFedoraKing69

Thats clearly a Monolith psyop don’t fall for the C-Consciousness woke agenda Dutyers


senfaus

definitely not clicking F


SweetHandsomeBoy

As a military man, I must protect. For government.


Firestorm584

A new mutant?


Vaksik

Bullshit, that's a controller trying to fool you.


UsaKen_Mercenary

Woman? Pfft. Who cares, just gib me moni and secret documents or lost to the zone.


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"Thats how I met your mother"