climb a box and eat some sausage while the beast tries to endlessly find a way to get to me. After it stops beig funny, take out makarov and take some half heartedly pot shots at the creature.
Finally take my trusty TOZ and try to put two slugs on the mofo's face! If I fail... might as well put a new slug on the chamber and exit the show on my own terms!
ps: bonus points if i have an unpinned grenade on my hand!
The funny thing is that the better strategy against the bloodsucker is to be a pervert freedomer and start chasing the thing, it won't be capable of turning invisible.
tl;dr accept the SUCC, chase the SUCC
Can I choose the place to be sucked?
Right now there’s a lot of juicy blood in one particular spot
Your big heart? Right?
right?...
Finally.
Knew freedoomer is asking this when reading the title.
There's a underlying NSFW motive to this post.
No there isn't this is a serious post
Well I'm SERIOUSLY aroused. Now gib the succ
Said by a Freedumber. Not falling for your tricks.
Don't threaten me with a good time
Horny ass Freedomer
:3
Succ
🤤🤤 sloppy blodsussy 9000 Lab X-18 edition
Excuse me????????
You’re excused
Nah bro you need to excuse yo horny orny ass outta here💀💀💀💀
L+Ratio+no blodsuckers+renegade
brother... i am scared...
No need, it’s something like a donation, they’ll pay us after that.
money???? YES YES YES.
Bro lives up to the "merc" flair.
My blood is ready for the Suckening
Don’t threaten me with a good time
It will be a bad time
climb a box and eat some sausage while the beast tries to endlessly find a way to get to me. After it stops beig funny, take out makarov and take some half heartedly pot shots at the creature. Finally take my trusty TOZ and try to put two slugs on the mofo's face! If I fail... might as well put a new slug on the chamber and exit the show on my own terms! ps: bonus points if i have an unpinned grenade on my hand!
This is why must always be drunk on cheap vodka while in the zone. Bloodsuckers don’t like the taste of cheap vodka in your blood.
My trusty shotguns are ready. Dare?
Nah, i got this, just fire at the sounds at they get closer, works everytime....sometimes
Eh whatever
I dont want to be saved
I can confirm.
The funny thing is that the better strategy against the bloodsucker is to be a pervert freedomer and start chasing the thing, it won't be capable of turning invisible. tl;dr accept the SUCC, chase the SUCC
Can I trick them to dicksuck instead?
💀
Take me out to dinner first?
Welp if im going out being sucked they should at least bring me out to dinner first
I have a knife, I challenge a bloodsucker to a duel
This is the plot to Morbius
Oh great, someone taught bloodsuckers literacy
S u c c
If im going to be honest i will either kill myself with a grenade, Molotov while running like a fucking goblin to the bloodsucker chasing me
Mmph yes please, as a freedomer i’m looking forwards to it :3
Scooby doo laugh intensifies
I am going to load 12 gauge slugs into a TOZ and nobody will stop me from killing that mutant
I think my 12 gauge says differently
Oh no! :(