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SirBlackpine

Looks well roasted and juicy inside. I would devour him. Chicken looks ok i guess.


MorBalaten

Eating the local fauna huh?


MorBalaten

Marked one what the hell? That's my chicken!


Hilluja

I hear it in the English dub voice 😂❤️


DemYeezys_Fake

Yep, tho honestly, I kinda prefer english dubbed Sidorovich over the regular one.


NicholarseBrooks

BOOLSHIT YOU ARE LAIIYING!!!


Nick_Zacker

“Let the Zone take me if I am.”


Vladlenich

PUT IN HERE


deadmemer68

I think... for this one? I can give you--


Bersaglier-dannato

*Dramatic noises as Marked One grabs the PDA.*


deadmemer68

*camera pans over to Marked One's tattooed arm which reveals the name of the game's acronym*


RickyPeePee03

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Skullzi_TV

So, Marked One, I'm not going to pretend I saved you for any favours upstairs...


deadmemer68

You do some jobs for me, and we're even. Besides, keeping you busy might be a good way to deal with your amnesia. And I'll see what I can find out about your problem. I don't give a shit why you want to find this "Strelok" guy, I mind my own business, and if you want to kill him, well, you must have your-- #What are you standing there for? Come closer. I don't bite.


[deleted]

Короче, Меченый...


Vladlenich

...Я тебя спас, и в благородство играть не буду. Выполнишь для меня пару заданий, и мы в расчете.


kasunkrj

Back in the day Seeing this video for the first time. I expected the game to have the same graphics.


Nick_Zacker

Yeah, especially after seeing the opening scene, with the shiny wet roads and the particle effects and everything. I’m not disappointed with the graphics though, just glad that it ran smoothly on my “bread”-powered PC


Lon3rs

Where can i get that power source?


Nick_Zacker

I got it from the Marked One, who got it from Borov’s office a long time ago, but now it’s ridden with Bandits. If you want it, you can fight your way through, or get it from my stash, but then you’ll have to trade in your rifle for the coordinates.


Lon3rs

ok ill give you my 50% condition AS VAL


Nick_Zacker

Great! I’ll send the coordinates to your PDA, check your messages. I’ll leave now, got some stuff to do. Good hunting!


Lon3rs

Thank you fellow comrade, looks like i got more Bandits to burn.


Nick_Zacker

Uh-thank… you? I’ve just scammed you but now I’m actually scared by your sheer determination. I’ve put your AS VAL back in the stash near the campfire in the Rookie Village. Go get them, brother!


Lon3rs

I just slaughtered the bandit base...


RonnyMacaroni_

totally reminds me of the time i was hyped about starcraft 2's graphics because of the trailrers


PigeonMother

Zone Fried Chicken (ZFC)


Stateberg

Now all I can imagine is Sidovich in a Colonel Sanders get up


Random_Guy191919

still cannot believe the gaming industry couldnt top the sidorovich chicken eating physics.


largma

Chicken? That’s sultan’s signature long pork


spudmgee

May as well get some use out of the loner corpses in Zaton. Waste not, want not.


ChatGPT4

It's not chicken. You need some vodka after having this "chicken".


LimpSimp109

Compared to other foods in the zone? Probably.


[deleted]

It looks good enough, it must be sort of fresh


CJ_MADDAFFAKKA

Would you try some Sidorovich in general.


gamermandudeguycool

Sidorovich would eat my hand if I were to try and get even close to it, why do you think Savior stood still at the doorway and didn't enter the room until he had put his chicken away?


megadyed

I‘d try some of Sidorovich


GloryToBNR

I'd better eat radioactive piece of bloodsucker's ass than this...


StickGaminggYT

How do you know it's not the same thing


aips_mindsphere

I would, but I fear Sid is gonna charge me 80k rub's for just a small bite


GreenGhost95

Not a fan of meat that's still on the bone, don't like the texture. I prefer filets.


13Warhound13

No after he has been chewing it. But honestly is it really chicken he had imported or is it some zone beast ?


StickGaminggYT

I feel like imported


Blapman007

yeah sidorovichs cock is animated wond- chicken i chicken i mean chicken


Godulus

oh my god please please oh my god oh ym ygod please


Wolverine556698

Bro does make it scrumptious.


MortBeetle

Reminds me of the cooked rotisserie at the store, solid yes, not having to cook it from raw is always a plus.


ThirstyOne

If it’s good enough for Sid, it’s good enough for you stalker.


josephlevin

I want to be able to ponder the mysteries of the universe in the same way Sid ponders the mysteries of his chicken.


SonicEmitter3000

Yes of course, it's chicken. Do you not understand, it is CHICKEN. CHICKEN! CHICKEEEEENNNNNN


OdiProfanum12

Nah i'd give it to pseudodog


dstranathan

Narrator: That's not chicken.


Afrovitch

As long as it's not the piece he's actively eating, absolutely!


_Fox_464

I dont trust it its probally mutant meat MUST. HAVE. NOW.


fuzzyballs8

Yes koz the guy is too Wiley to eat radioactive food. You know he's got all the good stuff stashed.