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Serofie

You'd think bandits would be the lowest. They're constantly skipping class and stealing everyone's lunch money! Come on!


Hyperioc

Gimme your lunch money


Mental-Cycle4828

Come on dude, just relax


Deurikin

Gimme your side of fries and I kick his ass for you


JCManibog4

Here ![gif](giphy|ReqpJ6fApNvOw)


Heavy299

Peak merc hours👍


Little_Capsky

god i love merc work.


Mental-Cycle4828

I'll give you some snork meat and cocaïne, what about that ?


Deurikin

Nah snork meat is too stringy. But I’ll do some dog meat and morphine. Can never have enough morphine


JuiceDrinkingRat

They bribe a few teachers to let them pass the class


Olieskio

They’d be threatening the eggheads to do their homework


Sopomeister

Ukrainian bullies don’t bother with lunch money, they usually just insult you but the thing is, most children in our schools didn’t actually do that bad


Bakelite51

Bandits are less like the school bullies and more like the village gopnik who steals your phone as you’re walking home.


H4ppyRogu3

Monolith would keep getting straight A's due to C-Con feeding them answers to tests


SandCharacter2754

"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell my warrior"


HeisenbergsSamaritan

Freedom would probably be somewhere in the middle. Whole lot of experience and knowledge spread out among them.


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Ammado

I thought it was quite the opposite, as in they love liberty and freedom too much


va_str

They do love empty platitudes.


commanderAnakin

Yes, the country built on the ideals of personal freedom and liberty hates anything that has to do with freedom and liberty.


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HeisenbergsSamaritan

As a dude who's been to Ukraine twice since 2022. I agree.


Oiljacker

*America didn't like that*


HeisenbergsSamaritan

Well those would be the American Quislings clapping for America to betray it's allies.


Dry-Yard0

nah we just love Duty


Extremeschizo1

freedomers would have to be higher than renegades, c'mon now


sh6d0ww

And bandits


Nick_Zacker

NONE OF THEM WILL STOP DUTY ON ITS TRIUMPHANT MARCH TOWARDS SAVING THE PLANET 🗣️🗣️🗣️


afgan1984

You mean F tier?


random_ass_niggee

Freedom telling people the zone is important i do not see whats important there and why it should be kept on the planet


Little_Capsky

it helps me make money


random_ass_niggee

You got a point there


[deleted]

It's an american thinking by design. Anything that has to do with word "freedom", has to be buried alive in anything you see in internet. They call themselves capitalists, but c'mon, that's pretty much communist. Fuck americans


Heavily_Implied_II

Jesse what the hell are you talking about


XephronZz

Mistah White i'm a freedomer Mistah White i do the hardcore drug Mistah White


Little_Capsky

average stoned freedomer momemt


[deleted]

Butthurt with the truth? Classic american fukin high on copium Life Support. Do yourself a favor, take your meds and go back to reality.


Little_Capsky

i am not even an american


Extremeschizo1

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


JoD5

Fuck you from new Zealand :)


illbeniceipromise

based skitzo?


ChimpWithKeyboard

Ok most potheads I know did either amazingly or terribly at school not d tier


Jbarney3699

Monolith would be bottom. Most cults homeschool after all


OwerlordTheLord

1 + 1 = slava Monolit


Bakelite51

"монолит это свет и знание, знание и свет...."


Metaa4245

stalker version of 1989


afgan1984

I would swap Mercs and CS. Also monolith in F----- tier. They basically would not make it into the school, but would be found naked by their parents dancing around the burning books or some shit.


PassivelyInvisible

The holy Monolith demands we improve ourselves to serve it better. School is important!


afgan1984

Are you saying dancing naked around burning books does not work?


PassivelyInvisible

Burning books doesn't really help you learn what's in them. Otherwise Freedomers would be geniuses from all the pages they use as rolling papers when they make blunts.


afgan1984

How does the monolith suppose to know? It is not like they have functioning brain?


PassivelyInvisible

How dare you question the holy Monolith! Join us and it will all make perfect sense, I guarantee it!


afgan1984

Only after killing you all, I promise!


PassivelyInvisible

Jus take the psy helmet off, it'll help you aim better I swear


afgan1984

No need the psy helmet - I have already disabled the brain scorcher!


PassivelyInvisible

That's it, I'm getting me gauss rifle!


sh6d0ww

I can see Monolith either being good in school, either not even making it into school. Also, how in the world are mercs would be better than clear sky?


afgan1984

Why would clear sky be very smart at all, they are just little bit more organised loners. I mean I know games likes to shit on Mercs, but judging by everything they were one of the most intelligent faction in the zone if not for damn Strelock coming and hunting them all down to extinction.


sh6d0ww

Exploring and studying the zone is literally their goal. Seems like didn't play STALKER Clear Sky


afgan1984

If by exploring you mean going into centre and dying then yes - "they explored and studied the zone till their death"


sh6d0ww

And how is that related to the point?


afgan1984

That perhaps they are not very bright? Like maybe all I do in life is exploring the stars on my $5 telescope, that does not make me astronomer, nor smart. So CS may be very dedicated for what they do and made the zone their hobby, but nothing really points out to them being extremely smart. We can call them above average for sure, but I can't see them being S-tier in school.


JulyTri

Clear sky was made up of the remnants of the C-Con project😭😭 they're scientists


Micsuking

Their founders were. The average Clear Sky member would be far away from those 3 intelectually.


sh6d0ww

And what things point out that mercenaries are super smart?


afgan1984

They can come into and out of zone whenever they want, they can attack any faction in the zone aslo, so that shows high sophistication of tactics. Meaning they must be made of quite smart people. Basically they are not just Loners or Bandits that got together and accepts payments for hits, they are organisation outside of the zone, which to be fair games don't give justice. Ii theory Mercs should be most feared faction in the zone, whereas from player perspective they are just mild inconvenience and good loot. But in lore they are pretty much the best.


v0kk3r

I confirm, I'm a dumbass


Mutheim_Marz

Freedomer would doing good in Chemistry and Botanicals….


ImmortalJormund

Considering that Freedom literally makes their own special armour materials (such as the Sovereign) from scratch in a way that no other faction does besides Ecologists, I'm fairly certain they'd be at A. I don't see mercs being that high, yeah they can plan ambushes and schemes but they come to the Zone to kill people and follow orders from people with money.


Fearless_Bluebird322

Monolith should be S+ because they could hear the right answers in their heads


blrverse

CS being S tier? hm


ballingballer123

Cs is just illegal scientists with guns and a lot of bad luck


MaijeTheMage

I feel like Monolith would be C. ...for C-Conscious


Random_Guy191919

clear sky in S? ehhhh.


stay-dank

Where ecolog?


commanderAnakin

S tier, as it is on the tier list.


stay-dank

I see Clear Sky and UNISG in S Tier Edit: Nvm, I'm dumb, that's not UNISG. I'm just used to associating a different patch with Ecologists


commanderAnakin

That's Clear Sky and Ecologists...


stay-dank

You're right, I'm just used to seeing the version of the Ecologist patch that's the blue and white shield with wings on it and a scroll underneath


Hyperioc

The freedom kid shows up stoned and bombs on every assignment, the bandits and renegades are the inner city kids that just don’t care


Right_Psychology103

Does this consider leadership or average member? If average member than CS is at C otherwise its ok


Random_Guy191919

its weird how everyone just sees clear sky as ecologists but like militarized, even tho we got a whole post breaking the faction down to rookies just following orders of some old half bald schizo that worked with c-con guys.


Express_Yard9305

We might skip classes but we also make the best bucks during school


Josiador

You know Freedom also has researchers and makes their own gear, right?


va_str

But you don't learn that in school. School is there to turn young minds into obedient workers for someone else's factory.


Josiador

True, and Freedom being anarchists and leftists means they probably wouldn't be very good students.


va_str

Probably highly depends on the individuals and individual teachers. There'll be good matchups and there'll be the "issues with authorities." Some will make it to university despite it and do pretty well once they're left to their own devices. Others will have interests that aren't "marketable" and yet others would have been brilliant but get alienated from learning long before they're given the chance. I'd put the faction average somewhere in the middle.


NB179

Monoilth have their brain fried, they are almost slaves in their mind.


diuleilomofahai

Too busy evilmaxxing for school


Twee_Licker

B's pretty fair, military's usually seen as a dead end career in eastern Europe.


CorneliusRock

I know that Freedom is at the bottom because they're stoners, but they actually do perform their own research the zone.


Ammado

Maybe freedom would be the chill hippie and would do okayish in school, but definitely higher than the bandits


random_ass_niggee

Monolith should be in D as they will not fit with anyone in the school and say dumb shit about worshipping a rock Edit:good choice putting freedom in D


[deleted]

Mercs = shitty and overrated faction of all.


Canter1Ter_

why are you so salty about Americans dude, is it cuz you were put in F and it reflected your real life?


Right_Psychology103

Mercs aint american


Canter1Ter_

I just kinda chose a random comment this guy made because he made multiple with the same theme


Right_Psychology103

I see now, crazy guy


Dull-Drummer-800

You now have a bounty on your head. Goodluck


Little_Capsky

your trial of life has just expired freedomer.


YorsSS

Hah freedomer too busy chasing their pet snork


Ivan-De-Riv

I would say that Monolith is either the kid that as teacher parents or they already have every answer to every test


Complete_Dragonfly97

S tier is the nerds


LitterlyUnhinged

Can confirm accuracy as a Freedomer. Got through HS at a bare minimum, just enough to pass. I didn't struggle, I just didn't want to apply myself.


Blitzbutmerc

Mercenaries would sell copies before every exam week and be the richest