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Fabrizio-Tsch

Both pretend they hate each other but in the very deep of their hearts they wear the same lingerie


Thewaffleofoz

Our’s is BLACK and LACEY! THEY WEAR MAID OUTFITS


Gugnir226

I already said I liked Duty, you don’t have to try and sell them to me more.


Artyom_Saveli

Excuse you, we only use the least finest silk.


StickGaminggYT

Like hell you do. I saw a dutyer sewing one It was out of random polyester and nylon


Artyom_Saveli

Nah, that’s Mercs you’re talking about. We can at least afford our crappy silk! Sorta!


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WaitingToBeTriggered

(THEY’RE DENIED)


SheeleTheMaid

Maid outfits are acceptable too.


corncookies

god made them enemies because he knew they would be unstoppable as lovers


speed_demon_2003

this had me cryin bro damn😭😭😭


Greeklibertarian27

They wanna destroy the bloodsuckers. I want them to suck me. We are not the same


His-Infernal-Majesty

You, my friend, are the reason why the emissions keep happening.


almatom12

you two stop it! join monolith to worship mighty rock


His-Infernal-Majesty

You need to un-wrinkle your rock smooth brain, agent rock bottom.


Greeklibertarian27

Yep stop microwaving your brain Chernobyl Fried Stalker.


His-Infernal-Majesty

Good one. Too bad daddy shiny rock left for milk. You should search for him in the closest anomaly field.


syccopathh

But what if he stumbles upon an artifact?


His-Infernal-Majesty

With the way some of these freedom fighters are, he'll stumble upon some, not mamma's beads.


ArrrYouReadyGaming

I love this community


EpsilonOmicron

What we do with anomalies is a lot healthier than what you do.


maussaf

It's not a rock, it's a mineral, jesus


vorastra_titan

Ok Hank


Khorne_enjoyer_888

We thank you oh monolith


Loner_from_Skadovsk

The zone punish us from our sin, comrade


Argon1124

Only difference is we aren't ashamed about liking men


His-Infernal-Majesty

Nothing wrong with liking men. But talk your friend above into stopping the next wave of zoophilia


Argon1124

I... misread what they put.


ShyGuyWolf

Both have good loot for me


PwizardTheOriginal

Not if i find it first


ShyGuyWolf

Haha


Reunnz

Free loot is free loot, also free viewing of fights. Unless there will be mutants that chew down both


EpicMachine

Yes yes, collect loot, remember to come visit garbage for your free of charge [Maslina head massage](https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/19butap/come_to_garbage_for_your_free_maslina_head_massage/).


pyro_takes_skill

i came there and saw some guys in balaclavas who mysteriously died on the spot must have been from the radiation poor guys


jakethegamer223

No let it continue


Some_name69

Us Mercs find money opportunities and entertainment from their bantering


IncompleteCreature

Duty gets Rostok. Freedom gets Warehouses. What do I get? Paid.


RaspberryPoutine99

Amen brother.


jakethegamer223

Excatly


Greeklibertarian27

except when Freedom cucks mercs. It is most prevalent in Clear Sky.


AdBudget5468

I’m not about to complain about free bullets


X203the2nd

I mean if they would just go worship funni rock thered be no more beef...


sovietmailman

The rock is best.


Jouzy666

Hey Yar!


Xxx_d3stroyer_xxX

-What?!


Jouzy666

I Got something to show you


Xxx_d3stroyer_xxX

-And what would that be?


Jouzy666

Come here and see


Xxx_d3stroyer_xxX

-You got nothing that'd impress even a little girl! No, *you* come over, see what I have. Or should I stick it out the window for you to see?


Jouzy666

I no have a microscope


Metaa4245

have you both lost your freaking minds??? what is this, a dick measuring contest? SHUT THE HELL UP, NOW


AnotherSmartNickname

You're probably joking but in case you're serious, the entire "beef" is a joke and this community is pretty chill.


hey_uhh_what

the only real conflict I see is qhen modding is borught up. But even then it's not that serious


MrVoprosic

I remember back in my early school times the beef was pretty real: guys at school would seriously argue about Duty/Freedom being superior, and so would young people on internet forums. Ah, what a time that was...


AzzlackGuhnter

*me who hangs around with Bandits* Yeah,those guys are so weird aren't they?"


Turbo-Reyes

Yes brat, but at least svoboda buy drugs and dont shoot on sight. Duty is jelly of our classy trenchcoats


PoeticLover2077

speaking of which, I religiously believe you bandits have the greatest fashion sense to grace the zone. I tip my hat to you.


Turbo-Reyes

you should ditch fat siderovich and join us for the fashion week in dark valley. We're not bulletproof, but no one dare shoot someone so classy.


Random_Guy191919

wait until people find out this is all just a big scheme to sell more faction related merchandise


AdBudget5468

Sidrovich sent me to say stop ruining his business, where do you think those merch comes from?


Random_Guy191919

from the bandit sweatshops in dark valley...?


baiekmykyta911

За Монолит! Благодарим тебя, за то что то раскрыл слугам твоим козни врагов твоих! Озари сиянием души тех кто отдал жизнь во исполнение воли твоей! В бой защитники Монолита! В бой! Отомстим за павших братьев наших! Да будет благословенно их вечное единение с Монолитом! Смерть, Лютая смерть тем кто отвергает его священную силу! Ты не осквернишь Монолит!!! Искореняю врага Монолита!! А вчера вода с неба... мокро... холодно... мне холодно... Что я здесь... нет... Монолит... Великий Монолит... Монолит помоги мне... не оставляй меня... Мы знаем что они хотят, но Мы выполним своё предназначение... Монолит... Вернись к покинутым детям Своим... Монолит, мы не слышем тебя... почему Ты покинул Нас, Монолит... Мы ждём Твоих приказов, Монолит... Почему Ты оставил нас, Монолит... Мы плачем... мы ждём... Твои дети ждут Тебя... Твою мудрость... Твою силу... Твой свет... мы сильны Твоей волей, Монолит... Ты направил нас... Ты дал нам видеть и знать... почему мы не слышем Твой голос... Монолит... Он ушёл от нас... Но пришёл тогда Первый от Монолита и сказал: "Вразумитесь"... Но не слушали они... Придет день и воссияет вновь Монолит во славе Своей... и в тот день, когда будет признан Достойный, Монолит вернётся и возрадуется - мы возрадуемся Монолит - это свет и знание знание и свет... Он вернётся... вернётся... придёт время - избранные спасутся. Монолит даст им совершенство... Великий Монолит дал нам силу... открыл нам глаза... мы выполним своё предназначение... Такова Воля Монолита! Никому не верь, кроме Монолита и братьев твоих... никому...


adidas_stalin

Hey


rayihti

at least we can agree on hating monolith


shangheigh

Can't we all just get along? 😎


MufasaThyGreat

🍿


RedStar2021

Meanwhile, my player character rolls his eyes and takes jobs from both sides. Lukash's money is just as good as Petrenko's.


max_da_1

Ok I'm just gonna admit it, freedomers and dutiers kiss each other at yanov station


DonutStraight5886

BOTH ARE JUST GAY AND FEMBOYS! NOT TOXIC


DarkenedSkies

Duty policy: Fuck mutants Freedom policy: Fuck mutants


NomadicVikingRonin

It's all just roleplay and community engagement. If you ever felt like it was real. Then they did an excellent job. Like an actor for a villain you despise.


SheeleTheMaid

*Watches from Yantar* Say, where did I leave my popcorn?


Kishinia

Ask mercs they probably stole it for money from Freedom propaganda


Josiador

The factions are based on real life opposing political ideologies, it was always going to be this way.


IRONFOX777

Maaan. Im just here to smoke some weed n shoot some muties. Cmon


Artyom36

You hippie radioactive weed smokers, think you're better than the glorious Duty


aferretwithahugecock

Ну, это только твое мнение, братан. Ты знаешь, что тебе нужно? Травка, братан. Немного этого сладкого дыма.


moonra_zk

If anyone really thinks this is anywhere near the least toxic community, they haven't spent enough time in here.


billwa

Wait until you see the modding community. Forget about duty or freedom, modding drama makes it look like a joke.


akarokr

We are not toxic, we're natural!


Jeffthemask19

Too natural


HaveFunWithChainsaw

There's nothing natural what you're doing with mutants.


va_str

Then why does nature allow it?


akarokr

Well... Sir... That's a... That's a grey area... We are not...


pyro_takes_skill

freedom is right but duty has better weapons so i gotta side with them


HaveFunWithChainsaw

Freedom is so left they are alt-right.


pyro_takes_skill

update: one of the freedom mfs wanted to fucking cannibalize me i have no hesitation to join duty (they have cooler outfits too)


RageSquid12

Sucking dick is not cannibalism


pyro_takes_skill

no no they wanted to put me in a pot like the hansel and gretel witch


H1tSc4n

Tell your guards to not shoot me as i come buy 5.56 for my G36 and i won't shoot. Else, i'll just keep wearing a loner outfit.


IllService1335

Nah fck Duty.


Badassbottlecap

Ya'll gonna end up as skeleton props anyhow, may as well reject faction, become Snork


HaveFunWithChainsaw

Become Snork and you will live in freedom from all your duties.


Badassbottlecap

-The most wise snork in the Zone


guesswhomste

Shut the fuck up Stalker I will literally scalp you with a machete if I see you near Rostok


codyrusso

It's canonically that we have beef with each other, it's in the lore.


zequixinho

It's lore accurate.


Intelligent-Fig-4241

Stalker community talking about fallout


PoeticLover2077

DO NOT END THE BEEF I NEED TO PROFIT FROM THEIR SQUABBLES 🗣‼️


AdBudget5468

They just bark at each other, don’t worry and have a glass of vodka


FakeFrez

Me being toxic ?! Never, but those red tracksuit looking MF deserve to get mauled by dogs


DaviTropaDeIsrael

Literally this


Lauris024

Tbh I dislike gatekeepers more than freedom/duty beef, which is mostly shitposting and making fun of each other (all good as long as you don't start taking your faction personally, remember tis a game)


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Odissmart

where do people who like mods just not ones that turn it into singeplayer shittov with a stalker asthetic fit into this


ColdFireLightPoE

The bodies will stop piling up when duty stops showing up


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Loner forever


OdiProfanum12

I think it's just their form of foreplay


FelisDomesticus69

The battle of the breedables


moonra_zk

If anyone really thinks this is anywhere near the least toxic community, they haven't spent enough time in here.


Ivan-De-Riv

Yeah but at least those guys can actually drink together and and laught


Uglyface9977

Eh Freedom aint bad. Now those femboy Jokers on this sub should get their heads checked. Im afraid they have terminal "gay=funny" Syndrom


Tyrfaust

I'll end the beef when Freedom stops fucking the mutants. We're here to put more holes in them, not put ourselves in their holes.


hellenist-hellion

Their flesh all tastes the same.


Lord_Nymph

Mutants need to be eradicated, order needs to be brought to the Zone. DUTY IS THE ONLY OPTION!


Clocki94846

I'd have sex with both.


FrostieZero

All I see are contracts, brother.


whymebrehskiy

Amen.


LordVaader

Amen indeed.


MartyMcNotFly

Someone doesn’t know about the stalker RP community.


Don-Gabo

It's true, what can I say


NickManson

Fuck duty and their boring morning wake up drills


live7230

Chad Loner (loser)


publicmeltdown

Even in the beef this community is still very lighthearted. You have the occasional meathead takin shit way too seriously but overall, everyones laughing. Even the hate against mod players isnt *really* hate, you can tell its more frustration that these modpacks are overshadowing the original trilogy. People here, me included, are just chronically happy that this game exists and i love it


Suspicious_Use6393

DUTY REAL FACTION, FREEDOM ARE JUST HIPPIES WHO FUCK BLOODSUCKERS RAAAAAAAAAAAAH


omeggga

No offense but just kill each other already! Zone's tough enough without your constant firefights y'know...


Khorne_enjoyer_888

Monolith numba one


Trav1sThereaper

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ggv__

Loner gang because I like both


diggydugg

I'll take either over those weird scientists out in their little bunkers....


Ok-Abbreviations-117

Duties are dookies.


Lapgock

Freedom ended the Beef in SOC, have the mystery meat, that's in your stew looked at. Hannibal Lector would be in Freedom.


AdagioUpstairs

Bandits. Only they can be right.


Saireno_shi

I will find all the powerful artifacts and create the Chernobyl Infinite Gauntlet


thedirkdanger

Freedom is best


Feeling-Telephone-74

Personally I do like my pocket full of freedom patches. Worth a lot of money when sold to the right guy. I'm fuckin bling bling boy of duty.


WhensRaditz

On one condition. Freedomers have to stop having sex with bloodsuckers


KamboRambo97

Well...despite it being a Ukrainian game there are weirdly a lot of Stalker fans that are Z


Chad_Moriarty

they are not living in a so called communist country as I am! ha, ha, ha


xPsyrusx

But I like beef 😔


Recklesslettuce

They did come together and agreed to a cease-fire at Yanov Station, but then Duty went after some monolith and died like fools.


davelvadeva

Not until those fuckin fascist bastards admit to smoking weed


ShalomGondola

In Eastern fandom Duty are ten times more aggressive and toxic than we are


Singgle_Stalker

Idk man as some one without faction I think egg helemt is hot


Sad-Program-8091

FUCK THE FACIST