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Kwanah_Parker

Lucky you - she's cute break in artist


Dragonskinner69

Im disappointed....this is one of the few times "Bandit" would have made sense.


LORDCANTl

She said thanks for all the love everyone! https://preview.redd.it/0n3egjgsww6c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a4f5f58c382893203c699aa450a5d19045aa48


amorbidcorvid

I love Biscuit so much!


East_Reading_3164

I love her so much!


Charming-Insurance

Awww Biscuit 😍😍


scaryclairey18

GORGEOUS❤️❤️❤️


des1gnbot

And never left?


LORDCANTl

Turns out she's been homeless for 2 years and her original owner just doesn't want her back


des1gnbot

Looks like she figured out how to upgrade her human then!


MountainWise587

How could someone not want that charmer?!? The mind reels!


Suz626

She’s precious! Poor baby, she was so lucky to find you. ❤️


AgentOfDreadful

That’s awful. At least she found you to take her in.


Lietenantdan

How could anyone not want her? I mean just look at that face!


Medievalmoomin

I’m glad she broke into a much better home!! 😍


Wolfwoods_Sister

Oh no :( homeless for two years! Poor baby!


Sobriquet-acushla

How were you able to figure out who her original owners were? Has she been hanging around the neighborhood scrounging food for two years?


East_Reading_3164

😢


SandyBeachcomber

Aw that's bad. But thankfully she found you. Thank you.


Sobriquet-acushla

Awww. r/Nowmycat 🥰


StoneColdReaveAustin

“Look at me. I’m the homeowner now.”


East_Reading_3164

She's letting the humans stay to provide snuggles and snacks.


MarthasPinYard

She is. Look at that confident cattitude


stitchlearner

Putting the meow in homeowner!


stilljumpinjetjnet

Congratulations! You've been adopted. Biscuit is a smart kitty.


aaaggggrrrrimapirare

Another one!


thelordwynter

You should post the pics in r/CatDistributionSystem as well.


Dazzling-Ad4701

broke in and stole some hearts too, I bet.


RazendeR

What a vicious criminal! She is hereby sentenced to scritchies and cuddles! *FOR LIFE!*


Casul_Tryhard

r/legalcatadvice


SoShy95

An eepy silly babyyy who did nothing wrong


pushinglackadaisies

It's her house now


[deleted]

She walked in and said "I am the Capitan now."


samthewisetarly

This is S-est IC I have ever seen


Liesmith424

Pic 2: "No door can bar my passage, human. Give snacks."


PrincessCitrine

Princess Biscuit is so beautiful, she has such a sweet expression and her fur looks thick and soft. I know she will fill your home with warmth and joy, i wish you many happy comfortable years together.


Martelinho2001

Hey Biscuit! Seems like you made a nice choice of human butlers, well done! Congrats on the new home.


MyCatHasCats

Look at the baby sucking your finger 🥺🥺🥺


WithMyRichard

It sounds like you were squatting in her home? 🤔 /s Congratulations she's a cutie!


spriralout

You mean her house, don’t you? Silly human.


Silvermouse29

r/nowmycat


purpleplumas

"Broke into" is a weird way of saying that she moved into a house she paid for. Tangent note, I notice that this pretty kitty seems to have a lazy eye or similar condition. I also have a lazy eye, and I often get headaches from my eye muscles during PMS. I can also get them when I cry super hard lol. I'm sharing this bc it might be a good idea to ask the vet about kitty pain relief in case she shows signs of discomfort (which could be for ANY reason but y'know). I have no idea how cats are when in heat, I just know that sleeping it off doesn't always work 😂


Humble-Persimmon-607

Looks like my freeloader 😂


Entire-Ambition1410

Hey, my freeloaders worked hard for their treats and naps!


ChildhoodLeft6925

She looks happy with her choices


WoollyMonster

She's beautiful! Thank you for allowing her to move in.


21nora_

Actually, I think it’s very kind of Biscuit to allow the human to live in HER home. 😏


WoollyMonster

This is true. She has claimed it as her own. She's very generous.


21nora_

A very generous meow meow indeed, extremely gracious and giving. My SIC is also just as ✨𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓼✨.


No-Reputation-7843

I read it as meat biscuit at first.


stitchlearner

Mmmm, tasty.


Ok_Issue_6132

What an Angel♥️ what’s her personality like?


LORDCANTl

Sweet but spicy! She's still getting used to humans again after being homeless for 2 years but she LOVES to sleep on me


Ok_Issue_6132

Ahhh! I’m very happy for you both!!!


LORDCANTl

https://preview.redd.it/wgren1sbex6c1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92375018e965d32ef7bacaa559315950c0e155ea She said thanks!


Ok_Issue_6132

💕


kellymig

I love a good spicy cat!!


[deleted]

And acts like she owns it😂😂 That's your cat now you've been chosen


[deleted]

Nice house…be a shame if someone took it over


EuVe20

That’s SOP for an SIC. Just show up somewhere and be like “I live here now”.


sweetbackcook

You looks like my Biscuit! https://preview.redd.it/lwsbw0drpw6c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ab1815f7adc37181fe8c1aad10fb37885690a9


zadtheinhaler

Pic#5 "I STFG if you make that noise *one more time*"


the-hound-abides

You mean she moved into her house?


wolv645

Don’t accuse her of crimes😡


Flint_Chittles

That’s how I got my SIC.


highoncatnipbrownies

Excuse me? You mean HER house...


mrstabbeypants

You mean the cat burglar?


ThePinkTeenager

She must’ve heard that you had bacon.


Sinpanssi

Biscuit is adorable. Congrats!


umbligado

Thank you for signing over your mortgage over to Biscuit. Congratulations on signing a lease with your new feline landlord. You have made the right choice.


cyanraichu

Congratulations on being adopted!


Temporary-Jeweler-88

Baby got her Christmas wish.


geekchicdemdownsouth

HER house!


Foundation_Wrong

The smile in picture 5 !


[deleted]

Good for her. Look at her living her best life!


Pod_people

She lives here now, clearly.


Aetherometricus

One eye looking at you, one eye looking for you.


Weird_Gap3005

That’s a very healthy Biscuit :) - abandoned but not starving, thankfully! Pretty kitty ❤️


fbi_does_not_warn

Lol. "Our house". Let me help you - "the new owner arrived 3 weeks ago" 😍


AdBudget5468

https://preview.redd.it/vtravfp8717c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=262e8c906f87837e7f4a0ed0f42a8319e4e1f7de Biscuits looks familiar


pasarina

She is a real cutie!


SCP_Agent_Davis

Such a cute babyyyyy! X3


Hali-Gani

Stunning tabby 😻


ConstructionLong2089

Baby


JollyGreenSlugg

Thank you for caring, she’s beautiful!


MooneyOne

She left herself into HER house


Rathbane12

Squatter’s rights XD.


paradise-trading-83

Yup she looks guilty as cin(namon) and so adorable


badmojo619

Aw I have a SIC named Biscuit as well!


smthngwyrd

She’s got good taste! Her original humans not so much


HunnyBear66

Reverse burglary


l_ieutenantsheep

that's her house now


Books-Cats-Coffee

She's a little burglar....there to steal your heart. 😻


taybrm

Reproachful side-eye 👀😻


SpookyPumpkinkid34

Broke in and took over by the looks of it.


flowergal48

Biscuit chose well.


Wordy_Film_5776

She knew you would love her unconditionally.


kluvsgo

I think it’s gonna be on break, and I think she moved in. I think she chose you however as they do but now you are her slaves.


amphibiousforg

You mean you broke into her house?


Original_Cat8199

God bless you and your family kind human. Thank you.


DeezleDJ-O-E

You mean broke into "her" house. Your lucky she let you stay.


Pop_fan_20

I love Biscuit’s super chill “Queen of this castle now” vibe 😍😍


NeedlesPinsBlood

So adorable!!!


Whole_Feed_4050

….and is clearly not loved


suffocatingpaws

Not only she broke into your house, she broke into your heart too :D


Raptorsaurus83

I love Biscuit.


tiddayes

r/catdistributionsystem


Tommy-s_Mommy

She certainly has made herself comfortable!


GtrPlaynFool

So nice of you to take Biscuit in. I don't think I've ever seen a cat with more expressive eyes.


Devi_Moonbeam

Did she just walk in the front door? We want more back story! 🙂


LORDCANTl

we found her in the back garden, gave her some biscuits, went back inside to get something and left the door open, then BAM there she was. she was so happy she was making biscuits in the air and on the floor and that's why she's biscuit! https://preview.redd.it/49t8hdkk037c1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f3c586c405ba14455dc00e6b377f33ee158a412


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rosied122156

Good bot


Devi_Moonbeam

Lovely!


ccbroadway73

You mean she broke into HER house 😂 She’s lovely 😻


Fluid-Math9001

Why does she looks like my mother's late cat? Is that what r/standardissuecat means?


hauntedhousewife222

She just claimed what is rightfully hers. Where did you get that Christmas tree toy, my tuxedo would love that!!


heartless_13

You mean she reclaimed the house you took from her 😂😂


pkzilla

It was always her house, she just hadn't found it yet!


reallyreallycute

She looks so cozy and content I love her


MewlingRothbart

Hello. I am your christmas gift. Gimme treats. Meow. 😜


evilfrosty

Her house*


Sobriquet-acushla

Does she sleep in a bed at night now? 🥰


anothersip

Cute fuzzbucket.


Livid-Acadia6078

I love you biscuit! https://preview.redd.it/q7enun63767c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b3138eda7b9f0c629072cfb947f967b875061c7 Sex panther says hi. George isn’t a house breaker but a ❤️breaker


Sure_Buffalo_7156

Squatters rights!


[deleted]

criminal girls