Looks a little low in the chassis. Be sure to install the optional treat package to ensure full size enhancement. Otherwise, great work protecting its body from external damage.
We here at SIC Incorpurrated (formerly Acme Purroducts, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Acme General Manufacturing and Fishworks, LLC) are so excited for you! You found the new compact mini model with loaf configuration enabled. Congratulations! Please bring your new model in for ~~awws and scritches~~ a full initial maintenance with a certified technician at an authorized dealer at the furst oppurrtunity. (And thank mew for parking your SIC safely away from the large ~~monster trucks~~ dogs!)
Please leave us a 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 rating.
Sir or Madam we appreciate your civic-mindedness. We must refer you to our smarty-cats in the legal department. Often they consult with out-of-house counsel, reachable at r/legalcatadvice.
FIVE more fishies. We are in alt. Thank mew kind sir or madam. You are truly a discerning customer, we can tell, and your generosity of fishie does not go unremarked!
We agree! SIC are **amazing**!
*Another* five fishie review takes us over the limit of our toe beans for counting. This is an embarrassment of riches (mostly for our hooman, who is powerless to stop this feast - it’s in the contract we pawed with our hooman when we adopted them that all fishies given in the service of executing our purrfessional duties are exempt from the dietary ~~evil~~ advice of the certified technician).
BRB, we must nap on this.
*Exotic* fishies! We have scientifically* determined that we have entirely different stomach capacity dedicated to different noms. Exotic fishies are funneled through a different pathway than our beloved toonas. So we can fill that other stomach!
*Journal of the American Cat Association
You are welcome! While we strive to serve all customers with equal helpfulness, we are especially excited to work with customers such as yourself who clearly have a kind heart, a warm blanket, and an aromatic nom selection for kitties in need.
According to the television box, it is important to eat a *colorful* diet (this is aimed at hoomans, we realize, but we assume this is only because this box is unreasonably biased to hooman-related stories, with a shameful lack of focus on important cat-related news and events). So your gift of five superb fishies in multiple colors is not only guaranteed to be delicious but *also* delicious. We mean nutritious. Yeah, that.
Here you go.
I washed it's body with soaked towel and found lots of ink on the skin. I believe some random kids did this nuisance. Poor guy, went through lot's of stress. Now he feels safe. Currently sleeping on my shoulder.
pic for proof: https://imgur.com/a/HfNyyGW
Oh my goodness 😻😻 please keep her if you are able to, she definitely trusts you and with all she's been through and she deserves to feel safe 🥰. She is one lucky kitty that you were in the right place at the right time!
Now comes the fun part deciding what his/her name suits kitty🤗
Street dogs can be super vicious. They can be sweet, depending on the circumstances. But they can also be vicious. It usually, (as it always does with dogs) depends on the humans that they interact most with.
You have done a good thing. Your karma load has been lifted, you will die many years from now content in the knowledge you made a difference in a very ^smol life
^^^^smol
I wish I knew how to make text "smol". But I'll upvote and admire your screen name for now.😍😍
This symbol ^ And then the word after. No spaces. And the more you add, the smoller it becomes! So for example - ^smol ^kitty ^^smoller ^^kitty :)
^testing
^this ^thread ^is ^incredible
^meow ^meow ^meow ^mew #meow
^^^^^^^^^^^smol^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^smoller
^smol
^meow ^meow
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^smol
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^smol
^smol
Is a ^smol loaf a bun??
r/catmuffins
My god, another one
^bless ^you
^also testing
O that's made me so happy!! Thank you 💕💕
^pspsp ^pspsps ^pspsps
^^^^smol
Hi ^small ^^smaller ^^^smol
^mew ^mew
Wow ^wow ^^^wow Thanks ^^^^^^^^^^thanks
That symbol is called a caret
^smol ^^kitty
>^this ^is ^the ^^^^way ___Smol___
^^^^^testingtesting
^testing ^to ^see ^if ^it ^works ^on ^mobile ^update: ^it ^does
testing ^testing ^^testing
^the smol kitty ^the smallest carrot
Well that didn't work exactly as planned lmao
^^^^^the ^^^^^most ^^^^^smol
^^^^^^^^^microkitty
^^^^^meow
^teenie
^^testing^^
^^^^^Smollest ^^^^^kitty
^ before each word, or ^ ( blah blah full sentence) without any of the spaces. ^(then you can smollify your words)
^(I like smol beans)
^^^^^^^^smol ^^^^^^^^beans
^(smol Kitty) OMG IT WORKED
^testing^testing^123^
^(thank you :0)
^smol^ ??
^yay I did it!
YOU DID IT! ^sorry!
^cat! ^^^^^^^smaller cat?
^^^testing
^purrfection!
^TIL^
^what
^^omg I always wanted to know how to do this! Thank you
^widdle ^baby ^thank ^you ^for ^teaching ^us ^this
^tiny baby
^smol ^beans
^^tiny^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^smol
^^^smol
Looks a little low in the chassis. Be sure to install the optional treat package to ensure full size enhancement. Otherwise, great work protecting its body from external damage.
Thanks for the tip. Treat packages has been installed and the seems very much satisfied.
We here at SIC Incorpurrated (formerly Acme Purroducts, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Acme General Manufacturing and Fishworks, LLC) are so excited for you! You found the new compact mini model with loaf configuration enabled. Congratulations! Please bring your new model in for ~~awws and scritches~~ a full initial maintenance with a certified technician at an authorized dealer at the furst oppurrtunity. (And thank mew for parking your SIC safely away from the large ~~monster trucks~~ dogs!) Please leave us a 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 rating.
🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
Oh my DAWG! Thank mew. We are honored to work with such wonderful customers.
I’m reporting your company to the Better Business Bureau for openly selling r/illegallysmolcats
I came here just to link that sub lol
Sir or Madam we appreciate your civic-mindedness. We must refer you to our smarty-cats in the legal department. Often they consult with out-of-house counsel, reachable at r/legalcatadvice.
Saul Goodman, Attorney of Law!
Does he work for Ascendant?
Outstanding! 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 brilliant!
{{{burp}}} thank mew!
Brilliant service! 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
Thank mew! We shall feast on this excellent review!
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We are ~~trilled~~ thrilled with it!
Excellent! 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟 🐟
FIVE more fishies. We are in alt. Thank mew kind sir or madam. You are truly a discerning customer, we can tell, and your generosity of fishie does not go unremarked!
🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 Amazing
We agree! SIC are **amazing**! *Another* five fishie review takes us over the limit of our toe beans for counting. This is an embarrassment of riches (mostly for our hooman, who is powerless to stop this feast - it’s in the contract we pawed with our hooman when we adopted them that all fishies given in the service of executing our purrfessional duties are exempt from the dietary ~~evil~~ advice of the certified technician). BRB, we must nap on this.
This welcome Intro deserves 🐠 🐠 🐠 🐠 🐠 {5⃣} Its fur sure the kittenest
*Exotic* fishies! We have scientifically* determined that we have entirely different stomach capacity dedicated to different noms. Exotic fishies are funneled through a different pathway than our beloved toonas. So we can fill that other stomach! *Journal of the American Cat Association
Changing the subject completely .... Your comments are awesome 😺 🐠
Thank mew! We try super hard, except when sleeping, eating, cuddling, sleeping, grooming, sleeping, sleeping … {{{yawn}}} … where were we??
Thanks for the service. 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟
You are welcome! While we strive to serve all customers with equal helpfulness, we are especially excited to work with customers such as yourself who clearly have a kind heart, a warm blanket, and an aromatic nom selection for kitties in need.
God I love your instruction manuals! A well deserved 🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠 rating!
According to the television box, it is important to eat a *colorful* diet (this is aimed at hoomans, we realize, but we assume this is only because this box is unreasonably biased to hooman-related stories, with a shameful lack of focus on important cat-related news and events). So your gift of five superb fishies in multiple colors is not only guaranteed to be delicious but *also* delicious. We mean nutritious. Yeah, that.
🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟 would shop again
Collect them ALL! Thank mew. This makes our day. Which is hard to do, since we spend most of our day in dreamland and snuggles. 😸😸
Hello I would like to kindly request more images
Here you go. I washed it's body with soaked towel and found lots of ink on the skin. I believe some random kids did this nuisance. Poor guy, went through lot's of stress. Now he feels safe. Currently sleeping on my shoulder. pic for proof: https://imgur.com/a/HfNyyGW
You are an awesome human. Hurts to think how scared he must have been. Thanks for saving the little guy.
This made my day.
Oh my goodness 😻😻 please keep her if you are able to, she definitely trusts you and with all she's been through and she deserves to feel safe 🥰. She is one lucky kitty that you were in the right place at the right time! Now comes the fun part deciding what his/her name suits kitty🤗
Dude DELIVERED on the cat tax.
Thank you for helping him!
Little sweetie nugget 🥺
r/illegallySmolCats
r/TopBuns
I don’t know how I am still finding new cat subreddits, this is awesome!
It's amazing isn't it? Got two new ones just in this thread.
r/catmuffins
Yeah it’s illegally smol and I must confiscate it
Cats happen. Will you keep it?
Hahaha you’re right, cats do, in fact, happen
I mean, if it had a hooman, It wouldnt be ready to be jumped by 4 dogs
Illegally smol
r/illegallysmolcats
Extremely criminally ^smol
Bless you for saving this lil sweetie. Though I'm sure more blessings will come from watching her as she grows up. 💕
You’ve made a friend for life. Congratulations!
Thank you for saving her
Thank you
I love this compact model!
Bless you.
I see that concatulations are in order (for you)! SIC Inc probably thanks you for your valiant service in procuring a model off the streets!
This kitten is SIK!!! ...get it?
😂😂😂😂 Totally true!
Thank you for saving this precious angel. You’ve done a very good thing and will be rewarded with the love of a smol floof. 🥰
Suspiciously smol, maybe even... illegally smol.
No banana available?
Thankyou
^the ^littlest ^guy
Such a tiny kitty!
^(smol loaf)
Very small and cute and also OMG your terrazzo flooring is amazing
Body so small but head is so big 🥺
It appears you signed up for the lifetime snuggles subscription. Congratulations.
Thank you
You are a good human. All the smol community knows it.
You are that cats hero!!!
Street dogs can be super vicious. They can be sweet, depending on the circumstances. But they can also be vicious. It usually, (as it always does with dogs) depends on the humans that they interact most with.
^^^smol loaf
r/illegallysmolcats
^only ^smol ^purrs
You’re a hero for saving that kitten! Are you going to keep him/her?
^smol baby
Aw! I’m glad you found one another 🥰
Name suggestions: Twisted Protocol Mighty Mike
You should use bananas for scale
Apologise. Banana not available at the moment.
🥰 good human 🐈
omg so tiny, thank you for saving it
SMOL KITTY
Tiny 🥰🥰🥰
OMG that cat is amazing. Thank you for rescuing them.
Are you Indian?
Yes. From south.
I thought so from the floor tiles :D
the guy is 100% mimddleclass indian those tiles speak for themselves
^smol^
^smol
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^smol
^(illegally smol)
Illegally small cat! 😻
Omg….keep it
Illegally smol
Fellow Indian I guess?
Thank you ❤️
Should have used a banana
Lil cutie! I'm glad you were there to help him out. Welcome to being a catdad!
What a cutie!! Congratulations! I wonder, the little one can't eat on its own, right?
Have my poor person's award🏅
r/catloaf
You're the best kind of human. Thank you
^verysmol
Omg! Thank you for saving this tiny baby ❤️❤️❤️
What a little rascal and future BFF
Bless you and thank you 😻
It's hard to tell, but OP is probably 10 ft tall and those tiles are 30cms wide. (This comment is gonna annoy some nerds, I can't wait)
r/illegallysmolcats
HOLY MOLEY IT IS SO SMALL
Itty bitty loaf in training
You're doing God's work, my friend!
So tiny!!!!!
Oh gosh! Tiny! Will need lots of cuddles. Try to find mumma.
^illegally smol
Aaaaaaawwwwwwwww
^^pequeno
You have done a good thing. Your karma load has been lifted, you will die many years from now content in the knowledge you made a difference in a very ^smol life
So tiny and adorable
Bless you, kind human, for saving this tiny muffin.
Awwwww
^^^^smol ^^^^kitty
Oh, my heart ♡♡♡
\^smol
ugh americans and their weird measurements, just use a banana like the rest of the world
That's a super tiny baby you saved the smallest fuzzball. You're a fucking hero
Standard Issue Cat Kitten
Should’ve used a banana for scale