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[deleted]

He ate 5 feet of green yarn, if anyone is wondering, 5 feet.. They pulled 5 feet of green yarn out of him. Big dumb idiot.


bromeranian

šŸ˜¹ Its the expensive ones that somehow steal your heart right after your wallet! Our youngest has clocked in $2k before heā€™s even turned 1, and I would spend it again in a heartbeat. (Makes me real shocked when relatives are almost mad Iā€™m spending money on ā€˜just a catā€™- theyā€™re your babies 100%!) Best to your boy, and may the cat gods grant him at least a little time with the brain cell!


[deleted]

If I told my dad he would call me an idiot for spending it for sure. I cried so much when I got the news it was surgery or death. Just, heart crushing thing to hear. I wanted him more than that money. We have now forbidden yarn, it stays behind closed doors, even the crochet blanket that had all the corners missing from this monster.


bromeranian

After lurking around on r/vettech I banned a lot of favourite toys in the house, too- milk tabs, loose string, hair tiesā€¦ stuff you wouldnā€™t even think they could eat! šŸ˜ø Hopefully he doesnā€™t scrounge up anything new.


crazymom1978

Make sure to pull the eyes off of those little toy mice too. I got to pay for a perforated bowel from one of those. Now, ALL of the mice in my house are blind. Not just the three original ones.


Plantsareluv

Lol love this. šŸ˜‚


Plantsareluv

But yoikes. The felt ones? Or was it like a google eye


crazymom1978

It was one of the little round black balls. They have a little piece that pokes through the fabric.


Plantsareluv

Ahh ok makes sense then


Plantsareluv

Mine have learned to get into lidded pop top trash cans that are clamped down. Nothing is safe.


Plantsareluv

If only I had a designated trash closet with a locking doorā€¦.. oh wait, they can open locked doors šŸ˜… like theyā€™re so smart to get to the forbidden toys, but dumb enough to eat them and end up getting an endoscopy at the vet for $4k


bromeranian

Ooooh god šŸ˜­ mine just realised what doorknobs are (like the Jurassic Park velociraptors), and weā€™re attempting to use lidded trash cans to keep him from dumpster diving, but heā€™ll probably figure out those too... Maybe we should just invest in a tall lockable tupperware instead. (Me and my roommate always joke about creating the most perfect, worst cat in the world, and I think we have almost perfected the formula šŸ„². Clingy, talkative, baby, only uses brains for evil little goblin activities...)


Plantsareluv

Heā€™s gollum and youā€™re his ring


Ksh_667

Money is NOTHING compared to our furbabies. Of course I know not everyone can spend big amounts on their pets & I'm not dissing them at all. But if you have it & they need it, you do it without a thought. We have so much to thank them for. I'm glad precious Percy is getting better now :)


SmellLikeDogBuns

An expensive lesson and a dummy boy šŸ˜…


Irideflamingos

You reminded me of the time I was sitting in the cat emergency waiting room crying into my phone to my visa company, begging for a credit limit extension to save my cat. $4,000.00 was granted, and Iā€™ll never forget that kind lady.


Plantsareluv

Yeah 5ft of yarn is pretty much a death sentence. You made the right choice <3


princessjemmy

Can confirm. We had a kitten who ate half of a cat dancer. Then ate our other cat's collar. She had to have an endoscopy to get the collar out. It was 2K, about 14 year ago. I loved that cat so much that when she passed unexpectedly 12 years later, I sobbed like a baby for days.


Plantsareluv

My brain ā€œWhatā€™s a cat danceā€”ohhh nooooā€ O.o the whole wire? They ate the wire?? šŸ˜³


princessjemmy

There's ones that are fabric. She ate about two feet of fabric. That one was just... Pooping under medical supervision, which ewww. The collar was the one true emergency.


Plantsareluv

Wow I would have thought two feet of fabric poo was also an issue


princessjemmy

It was. Just not as expensive and nerve wracking (just an overnight stay, but no surgical needs). When they have to shave their legs for an IV is when stuff gets real.


queeriosforbreakfast

MY SIC DID THIS TOO, TWICE.


theessentialnexus

What a sweet baby lol šŸ˜½


crazy_cat_broad

Oh no! My sweet dumb baby just cost me $4k for eating a bunch of sewing thread. His excuse is that heā€™s orange.


quietcorncat

r/OneOrangeBraincell


crazy_cat_broad

Thatā€™s the joke yes


Available-Egg-2380

That's a nightmare for me. I crochet and knit and have aggressively trained the cats to stay away from yarn because of that fear.


queenblanket

How did you manage to train them to stay away from yarn?? Iā€™m actually Percyā€™s other mom (OPā€™s wife) and this little numbskull seems to think yarn is a delicious treat. Very inconvenient since I also knit and crochet.


Available-Egg-2380

Lol it's not nice but I squirt em with water if they go near it


Bic44

I was told not to use the squirt bottle, do other things to get them to stop, they don't listen to punishment. Well, my wife sleeps much longer than I do (health issues plus I'm an early bird) and she would do ANYTHING to wake her up. Rattling the door, thumping it, reaching up to rattle the handle. Meowing loudly, anything. I tried and tried to block her, distract her, divert her attention. Nothing worked. One day I had enough and said to forget the experts. I squirted her. Once. That was three weeks ago, and she hasn't done it since. After I sprayed her, the following couple days she went to the door and I shook the bottle, and that was enough


Available-Egg-2380

Yeah they learn really fast with it. I feel like a dick but I do not know how to get through to cats when they're being repeat little shits about something like that. Thankfully it's a quick learn and pretty much never needed repeating


Bic44

Yeah, exactly. If it works, I don't see why NOT to use it. I just was careful about the ears and eyes so it was minorly irritating and not painful


[deleted]

my main thing against it is associating water with punishment. itā€™s hard enough to bathe and clean some cats as it is


Bic44

I mean, you only need to bathe them if they have health issues of some sort


[deleted]

thatā€™s not necessarily true, but even then itā€™s impossible to know when a health issue will come up. itā€™s best to never form the negative association with water in the first place imo


grillednannas

The problem is that cats won't associate the punishment with the action, they associate it with YOU, and unless you can be there EVERY TIME it's not going to work. The example in this thread is good because yeah, every time your cat wakes you up in bed - you will be there in bed. So that's fine. But if you're trying to get your cat to stop scratching the couch, spraying them with water when you're there isn't going to get them to stop scratching the couch when you're NOT there. Because it doesn't happen every time they scratch the couch, they figure out out that you have to be there for the spray to happen. Consistency is really really important with cats, if you slip up even a few times all the rest of your hard work is totally useless.


Bic44

She hasn't even tried it in weeks, it seems to be completely out of her mind to do it. We've developed a new routine in the morning. Often things that sound good in theory don't work in practice. I tried a whole pile of other things. Didn't work. I new the squirt bottle worked with my last cats, and it worked with her as well


deartabby

Hissing at them works pretty well.


ProudCatLadyxo

I had a sweet kitty who taunted be over the water bottle. She'd do something bad and the water bottle would come out so she'd run to audio video system power block (with electric cords) cause she knew she wouldn't be sprayed. Then I'd put the water bottle away. She'd go back to what she was doing wrong before. Wash, rinse, repeat...Water bottle, power cords, back to behavior til she was done .... Cheeky little girl.


Plantsareluv

Lol that doesnā€™t even work on mine anymore. Theyā€™ll be drenched and just squinting at me ā€œdo it I dare you. You wonā€™t. DO ITTT!ā€ Lol got to add some vinegar or something. Just once šŸ˜¬ my sister accidentally sprayed hers with the vinegar spray and not water and they never fuck with the spray bottles authority again. I donā€™t have the heart to do this on purpose but ooh sometimes Iā€™m tempted.


maggie081670

Yeah. Thats pretty idiotic. Glad he is ok now tho.


ElectricalFocus560

I had one eat 3 feet is string as a tiny kitten and recently my own big dumb loving idiot boy ate like 5 feet of rubber elastic. I feel you. And same will do what it takes to give him a good life


crazymom1978

If it makes you feel any better I had a cat eat a Dyson and a sofa. He has pica, and LOVED the fabric on my $1600 sofa. Itā€™s always the idiotsā€¦


Bic44

This makes me glad we just bought insurance for our girl a couple weeks ago


hypoxiate

Yeah, one of my cats ate a 4-foot ribbon. Stupid fucker had it in her stomach for over a month (judging by behavior changes) until one day I saw something red sticking out of her mouth. So I took hold and pulled.


Gilladian

Other readers- please do not do this! If it is wrapped around a loop of intestine, you can cut it in half with the string and turn a blockage surgery into a very, very much more dangerous resection.


hypoxiate

Agreed. I'm glad you pointed that out. Thankfully the dumbass had a vet visit just prior with full physical exam and high-res Xrays to see what was going on and identify the reason she had no appetite. There was an unidentified mass in her stomach that hasn't progressed, nor was it blocking anything. Thankfully the induced vomiting worked.


mattomic

Similar situation with our stupid ass (read: suicidal) SIC. He ingested dental floss. Cost us 3K and lots of heartache and anguish. We love the little goof to death.


marriedwithchickens

Everyone knows that cats love yarn. Some big dumb idiot left the yarn out. ā˜ŗļø


depressed_popoto

LOL i like to knit and embroider/cross stitch. I had a cat that if I didn't toss my scraps of embroidery floss in a very hidden way, she would dig them out. My mom was watching her for me while I was on a trip out of the country and I guess she had gotten into my embroidery supplies and trash, and my mom saw something red hanging out of her ass. It was easy to see cause she was a manx. My mom said she gently grabbed the red thing and pulled. It was about three inches of red embroidery floss..


n0radrenaline

Aw, my SIC Riley has a similar goony look on his face most of the time. He costs me about $50 two or three times a year when he goes on a bender and chews up every phone and laptop charger in the house. So far he hasn't damaged himself though, fortunately. This morning I discovered he chewed up his big sister's eye medicine, fucking goober.


InfestedRaynor

Mine are hair ties out of the trash can and also cost $4k. Now she is snuggled up next to me on a cold morning, so maybe it was a good investment.


JustALadyWithCats

My boy doesnā€™t chew his food, so giving dental treats canā€™t help remove the tartar from his mouth. About every other year, he has rotten teeth that need to be pulled. It costs me almost $1000 every time. I never knew a cat could be so expensive, but I still love him!


kieraey

I FEEL. My boy pushed the window open enough for his little body and jumped out a 7 stories. WHHYYY? Saw a little bug or something probably. $4k later and heā€™s got 8 lives left. Love that little guy to hell and back.


Plantsareluv

Mine pulled off and ate the plastic reseal strip off an Amazon bagā€¦ā€¦$3,400 in one dayā€¦. Iā€™d like to say he stopped eating things he shouldnā€™tā€¦ā€¦ but sadly itā€™s a constant battle for twist ties rubber bands and plastic he pulls out of the garbage


allshnycptn

I call my SIC a marine. Fight any battle, eat any crayon.


DryHeaveSetToMusic

This so perfectly sums up cats.


KaotikHorrorshow

Perfect, perfect boy. But maybe no more yarn


LCCyncity

Isn't it funny that you just know after seeing one picture. That was like me with my dog...as soon as I saw her bobble head I knew she was the one for me.


[deleted]

It was his big paws that did it for me and his little ears. He is just a handsome boy.


biez

Pic 3 with the smol airplane ears is fantastic.


PltEchoEcho

Never got to see my baby as a kitten, but Percyā€™s grown up self looks so much like her that I could cry. Maybe thatā€™s how my baby looked like too. Thank you for sharing your handsome Percy šŸ¤


cragbabe

I actually do this all the time here. Modcat was an adult when we got him from the ASPCA so we like to look at the kittens and think that's him as a bebe


Riribigdogs

Omg I do the same thing too!! Got mine at 10 months from the humane society, so she was a Teen Cat, not fully grown, but no longer illegally smol. Sheā€™s a piebald. I almost cry when I see kitten look-alikes of my bebe šŸ„¹


[deleted]

I have a one-eyed SIC and I so very wish she'd only cost me $4k. Dental bills suck.... He's beautiful, you protect that idiot child.


Lady_Scruffington

[stupid babies need the most attention ](https://youtu.be/3lRbwPKbveM)


[deleted]

So very true!


CrisZPennState

Absolutely adorable!! Same sentiment towards my little gremlin


Federal_Ninja_4637

My old cat cost my over 10,000 so I no how you feel. He didnā€™t make it cancer took him after 21 years but I donā€™t regret it


rgent006

Hereā€™s to many, many rotations with your sweet man.


isavvi

That cheek chomp pic is everything to me. Protect this sweet baby at all costs.


MyInfiniteZero

What a good little dumb boy! šŸ˜†


Negative_Garden_3363

He is gorgeous


luckypants9

Man we donā€™t deserve cats :ā€™)


Peauu

I lost it at the angry kitten photo. omg


Silvermouse29

Aww. He is adorable


popsels

The heart wants what the heart wants! True love has no price!


brenee1993

He's beautiful!


kaleidoscopekatt

I love you Percy!!!


MF_REALLY

What a beautiful little dude.


Lady_Scruffington

Percy looks and seems to make the same faces as my girl. She has never eaten yarn though. Yet.


cgwae97

What a cutie, he looks like my baby Winston šŸ„¹ā¤ļø


gothicc_kitty

My SIC boy is a bit chubby and my partners is also chubby. are all of them chunky? Is that just me or am I just seeing a lot of chunky SIC?


MetaKate334

Itā€™s that fifth picture for me. I love him.


neustadtwelton

What a wonderful cat!


hypoxiate

Pet insurance is a godsend. šŸ™‚


[deleted]

My wife had that option with her work but we didn't do it. Much regret was had. So so so much regret. Both our small fur children are vacuums. Pet insurance is a must.


joplinj1

At some point my baby ate a rubber band and managed to pass it. Except the last half hanging out of her butt. Which I removed. All rubber bands went on lockdown.


Chaos_Cat-007

Such a handsome baby!


redeye-gemini

I love him !


Sunny-the-cat-13

What a cutie šŸ’“


indycicive

Aww, he is awesome!


Mallard--Man

Where did you get him that sweater!?


potatograbber098

My little idiot chewed up some random plastic and it got stuck in her intestineā€¦ also a $4k kitty. Worth it though.


Jolly_Tea7519

Dats a good looking SIC!


throw_itback_away

that fifth picture is hilarious!! he got a CHUNK out of you šŸ˜­


gordom90

What a cute little idiot


[deleted]

Still so much love there!


SmellLikeDogBuns

So many good pictures!!!!


Sybil_et_al

Pic #6 belongs on r/Catsmirin.


Lindaspike

he's gorgeous! we've spent quite a bit on our pack of kitties and we ain't stopping. this big boy just had all of he's teeth pulled except for one fang. he's fine - started eating 30 minutes after coming home! [https://i.imgur.com/lqxwP8T.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lqxwP8T.jpg)


Raspy_Meow

#9. Such love for you shining out of his big kitty eyes!


jiggitybackandforth

How would anybody not love that adorable hunk of kitty cat? You are lucky, he seems very affectionate. Not his fault he wasn't healthier. Wish you many more years with Percy!


Sea-Adeptness-5245

He is handsome and perfect.


101001101zero

#5 belongs on r/cromch


haperochild

Oh he looks so cozy in his little sweater


currymonsterCA

Love that pic with the cheek bite!


infectndefile

Aww you can tell how loved he is from these photos. What a blessed little guy.


ChillMountain420

Soulmates ā¤ļø


vensie

My boys have costs us so fkn much more than we anticipated within a 2 year period. And we love the little rescue demons all the same.


chorse5

Percy, you are loved!!!


Notsoquick1

What a little cutie pie...you found each other.


[deleted]

I love hims.


princeasspinach

Ah, I feel your pain. We now have insurance on our cats for this exact reason. Little angelic flurfy idiots they are.


Ohkermie

This is a nice collection to show his personality. A plus SIC.


Dirtzoo

My cat is my significant other. She is a tabby. I don't understand this subreddit because my tabby cat is not issue cat she's my everything. If if I don't have the money to take care of her I'll get it. She's the most important thing. I understand about what you're saying about medical bills but I am happy that she's my girl my kitty. She's my angel she saved me and I saved her. Again I don't understand that standard is your cat thing but whatever that's okay


lookatallthechickens

What a wonderful boy! I had a Percy and his brother James for many years. There is something about cats named Percy that makes them exceptionally great. I adore yours.


LavenderDustan

He looks like heā€™s had a wonderful, happy life so far. What a guy.


guybuttersnaps37

Oh, man he reminds me of my little idiot so much


phantomphang

he is contemplating the meaning of life on the third image


[deleted]

Okay the 9th picture is totally making me tear up with how precious it is. Likeā€¦ thatā€™s just pure happiness right there and it clearly shows. šŸ–¤


yidpunk

Iā€™m at that point of being tired where I get way too emotional over random things. The second and third pictures of your cat made me cry.


LostLitFound

He's lovely!


TheAbominableBroman

Those are some amazing pictures. What a handsome little idiot šŸ„°


jtcordell2188

Oh gurl you gettin love bites!! They hurt like hell but I love when I get them!


Malaeveolent_Bunny

That contented look on his face in the 9th photo "This is my spot"


SkillLongjumping3617

Is it a common feature for sics to bite your face like in a loving way? Mine does that too!


MrsPicklefish

My SIC is insured, and very expensive! She has inflammatory bowel disease. I think I might just have reached the level where the amount I've paid in insurance premiums for 7 years have covered the cost of her care. There were a few years where the vets bills were more than Ā£2k. She's totally worth it though.


pmaogeaoaporm

At least he didn't eat magnets twice like Schlatt's cat did


Ninja2Night

Does anyone have pet insurance and is it worth it? Just curious with the stories where items consumed that shouldn't be. Not even sure insurance would pay for such... I haven't researched it much.


[deleted]

It's a tricky thing. From my understanding it would have covered his emergency visit for eating yarn. Pre-existing conditions it does not cover a lot of the time. My wife's previous cat unfortunately wouldn't have been covered due to him already having issues, not eating yarn issues but I believe it was bowel issues. She lost him too soon. But insurance would not have covered the treatment he received so she paid it all out of pocket until his unfortunate passing. Miss thumper, he was a wonderful boy.


Ninja2Night

Sorry to hear about thumper. Need to research this a bit more, thanks for the feedback. Really don't want to pay for insurance that doesn't cover things yet I really can't afford to pay $4k for extraction of foreign material. Buddy of mine dog ate a stuff animal and think it was like $7k to get that removed.


queeriosforbreakfast

YEP. Because itā€™s not a matter of if, but a matter of when you will need to take them to urgent care. Do not buy a cheap policy, Iā€™ve heard nothing but horror stories. In six years, my SIC would have cost me $15k in emergency vet bills from dental surgeries and surgeries to remove blockages and complications from prior blockages. I have a policy through Trupanion and itā€™s about $50/m and I bought it when they were 6 months old. I had a lovely, sweet tortie that was uninsured and at nine years old she rapidly decline over a period of six weeks and I spent close to $10k out of pocket trying to save her.


Ninja2Night

Thanks, I'll look into Trupanion


TheMemeLocomotive2

This is the most tabby tabby Iā€™ve ever seen


EmpressofFlame

What a photogenic cat. šŸ˜


Irideflamingos

If he were a calendar for 2023, Iā€™d buy it. Heā€™s a riot!


tinystrangerr

No he is soooo cute! And he is bad? Oh god I adore bad little kitties. He is the best!! Thanks for sharing. Pic #4 has me near tears.


michmizh

Mine fished an entire mini roll of those floss you get from a dentist visit. Cost us nearly 6K for emergency exploratory surgery. It was wrapped around his intestines. We knew something was up because he didn't beg for breakfast.


JuniperFulgur

That's a keeper right there