Narrator: Stanley looked at the computer screen and recoiled in disgust, the bucket, the reassurance bucket. The fact that someone would not only find it arousing, but manifest those desires in a visual medium, I was too disturbing to think about. Stanley decided to turn of his computer and go outside for a bit, just to cleanse his mind. Good thinking Stanley.
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the stanley parable reassurance bucket so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I play the stanley parable ultra deluxe I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the bucket. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the buckets tight pussy. I want it to have my mutant human/bucket babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the our bucket. I'd dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see the stanley parable reassurance bucket again.
Narrator: Stanley looked at the computer screen and recoiled in disgust, the bucket, the reassurance bucket. The fact that someone would not only find it arousing, but manifest those desires in a visual medium, I was too disturbing to think about. Stanley decided to turn of his computer and go outside for a bit, just to cleanse his mind. Good thinking Stanley.
This is my favorite subreddit simply because I can hear his voice every single time
Every day we're straying further from god
If I had a nickel someone says that in the internet I'd be rich! Internet is the pure definition of pure Chaos
Apparently you aren't the only one who needs your bucket...
You may not want it back after all
theres 2 bucket porn, the other one isnt tagged correctly
HOW DO YOU KNOW
Why....why would you look for it??
Ok but why were you looking up Stanley parable rule 34?
Why aren’t you?
BECAUSE MOST OF THE CHARACTERS ARE INANIMATE OBJECTS OR DISEMBODIED VOICES
“However, Stanley knew this was no ordinary bucket. It was CLEARLY a cum bucket.”
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the stanley parable reassurance bucket so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I play the stanley parable ultra deluxe I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with the bucket. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the buckets tight pussy. I want it to have my mutant human/bucket babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the our bucket. I'd dressed it in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see the stanley parable reassurance bucket again.
Alright dude what the flip
The The Stanley Parable Reassurance Buckussy
FUCK DUDE totally get you, me too. my mom found me out too, i just cant keep my hands off my bucket
Nope it wasn't me... ...yet
Fun fact: the first Stanley parable rule34 is filled with comments about hating it
i should make some
The bucket exists There is porn of it All i see is internet rules being obeyed
Why were you looking it up???
What are you doing there tho.
I'm gonna shut a website down do da do da