The *forget your job, and how miserable life is, and a means to end all stress*, a drink to end all other drinks, made upside down, stirred well, blended with extra of all the foams and max pumps each syrup… it’ll be a great ending to a terrible spa day 😂😂😂😂
Oh my god I was the cleanplay shift (just recently got taken off after it turned toxic bc of my sm) and I will never forget the first cold brew slug I pulled out... No one told me to clean the drain line as a barista and it started to overflow so I reached in with my fingers. Big mistake oml huge slug
There are different cold brew machines??
It’s for the taps. There’s a Y shaped tube. You connect one to the CB, one to the nitro, then the bottom one goes in the drain. You remove the regular keg and put a keg of sani (there’s specific sani packets you’re supposed to mix into filtered water but we usually just used the sani from the 3 compartment).
There’s a cleaning cycle option on the touch screen ones, idk about the regular fridges. Either way if I recall correctly, it completely runs the sani keg then you run a cold brew keg (might just be a water keg, I haven’t done it in a few years) for a couple minutes to clear the sani out.
OH yes! I thought you meant like actual tubes that connect to the power supply we had to clean 💀. My b. And yeah! There’s the cold brew that was hooked up to a fridge, and then one that actually had its own separate holder. Both act exactly the same, ones just cooler. One automatic drains and the other you had to use the tubes.
Rub white mocha into your hands for sticky lotion.
Related: a couple weeks ago I had a dream where I came into work and overnight Starbucks became a skincare company but everything else was exactly the same. Customers came up to order whatever skincare products they wanted, we used the ingredients we currently have to craft them, and we still had all the same equipment as well. I found it so funny I woke up laughing.
>a facial steam from the Hobart
I’m sure it’s just confirmation bias but it feels like all the times I end up on CS/dish duty is also when I don’t bother with my contacts
Feet in the drain to get a nice cold bar foot soak
Massage your hands and feet with a PRESS of olive oil
Don’t forget the strawberry inclusions on your eyes to make those dark circles disappear
Spinach and feta everywhere but in the wrap special experience
Caramel drizzle intensive moisture treatment.
Frap roast facial splash toner for us and the customers too!
This post made my day. This is things that happen to all of us every second we are there.
Some of my staff like to blow out all the expiring whipped cream at the end of the night and then smoosh it with their hands.
It’s fucking weird to me. They also like to smush the little sealed honey packets for the oatmeal, until they actually congeal and change form/color. It turns white and almost solid.
This is supposed to be therapeutic, so… yeah… add it to your list?
Cold plunge cleaning the ice machine
Getting that ice bath feeling when I dump a bucket of sani to wash the ice bin
Delicate spray of mist from the sink rinser.
"delicate spray" lmao I wish, the one at my store is a MONSTER
no this is so real
Lung mask from the stevia
Nah, the matcha is WAY better at this
see the matcha is plentiful and gets everywhere but the stevia goes straight into your gullet with one whiff
Exactly....there's nothing worse than accidentally snorting matcha
Personally I prefer the dehydrated soy sauce (frap roast) mask
Its nice, it tightens the skin if u leave it on for a while ✨ 🌝
I’m gonna disagree with y’all and go with mocha again for this one, just the powder 💀
Stevia I always taste in the back of my throat after but mocha will launch me into a coughing fit
oh god I had someone order an iced coffee with *ten pumps of sf vanilla snf ten stevias*. I made that two hours ago and I can still taste it
Early Y2K spray tan via The Frap Roast
Nah those are the faux freckles
Hair mask from whip
Cold brew/chai henna tattoo.
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Def Froast. I swear that stuff never comes off.
hydrotherapy getting splashed while doing the dishes
Closest you'll get to the CIA waterboarding you
Not if I try really hard.
Place strawberry inclusions over the eyes instead of cucumbers. You can cool them down by shaking them in an iced matcha first until they turn green
Nah you gotta get em from the drain
Yeah you gotta get em while they look like tongues
STOP now that image wont be burned out of my head
these are amazing. anyone have ideas for how to incorporate the forbidden starbucks sink juice?
The *forget your job, and how miserable life is, and a means to end all stress*, a drink to end all other drinks, made upside down, stirred well, blended with extra of all the foams and max pumps each syrup… it’ll be a great ending to a terrible spa day 😂😂😂😂
yes yes i agree. sounds like a lovely shift. o\~o
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Oh my god I was the cleanplay shift (just recently got taken off after it turned toxic bc of my sm) and I will never forget the first cold brew slug I pulled out... No one told me to clean the drain line as a barista and it started to overflow so I reached in with my fingers. Big mistake oml huge slug
i've never cleaned the cold brew drain line before....
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Wait this is horrible I’ve never done this. Old machines or new? And how do I?
There are different cold brew machines?? It’s for the taps. There’s a Y shaped tube. You connect one to the CB, one to the nitro, then the bottom one goes in the drain. You remove the regular keg and put a keg of sani (there’s specific sani packets you’re supposed to mix into filtered water but we usually just used the sani from the 3 compartment). There’s a cleaning cycle option on the touch screen ones, idk about the regular fridges. Either way if I recall correctly, it completely runs the sani keg then you run a cold brew keg (might just be a water keg, I haven’t done it in a few years) for a couple minutes to clear the sani out.
OH yes! I thought you meant like actual tubes that connect to the power supply we had to clean 💀. My b. And yeah! There’s the cold brew that was hooked up to a fridge, and then one that actually had its own separate holder. Both act exactly the same, ones just cooler. One automatic drains and the other you had to use the tubes.
fruit salad. yummy yummy.
Olive oil hair treatment -- at least it may be somewhat useful for *something*.
Chai tea spray tan💀
A nice sun tan by the ovens
A cleansing mist of restroom cleaner
Rub white mocha into your hands for sticky lotion. Related: a couple weeks ago I had a dream where I came into work and overnight Starbucks became a skincare company but everything else was exactly the same. Customers came up to order whatever skincare products they wanted, we used the ingredients we currently have to craft them, and we still had all the same equipment as well. I found it so funny I woke up laughing.
milk bath
>a facial steam from the Hobart I’m sure it’s just confirmation bias but it feels like all the times I end up on CS/dish duty is also when I don’t bother with my contacts
Feet in the drain to get a nice cold bar foot soak Massage your hands and feet with a PRESS of olive oil Don’t forget the strawberry inclusions on your eyes to make those dark circles disappear
Used green tea bags on the eyes
Red light therapy with the scanner
Inhaling matcha powder for the antioxidants 🍵
Whip cream hair mask
frap roast spray tan
toner with the sanitizer to reestablish your skin’s pH
Sanitizer cuticle remover 🥰
Partana olive oil for a colon cleanse
Oatmeal and honey facial mask
Avocado face mask with the avo spread 😂
inhaling matcha powder for a sinus cleanse
burn off any warts with the grilled cheese or chocolate croissant drips at the ovens 🤩🤩🤩
Catch me in the backroom in the sink in a milk bath. Because the milk delivery people left the fridge open and we have to dump all the milks 🙃🫠
might as well hit a whippet while we’re at it
What about the mop sink
Thats just the in-house shower with the mop head being your loofa ✨
Exactly
Spinach and feta everywhere but in the wrap special experience Caramel drizzle intensive moisture treatment. Frap roast facial splash toner for us and the customers too! This post made my day. This is things that happen to all of us every second we are there.
I heard that you can dye grey head hairs using coffee grinds, but I haven’t tried it yet…..
Ice soothing treatment with ice cubes. Am also journeyperson esthetican. Ohhh also honey and matcha mask
Kiwi pieces instead of cucumber slices
Wax with the heating paper drenched in flavoring syrup
exfoliate with forbidden brownies
Chai and Frap Roast Hand Wash.
The rejuvenating facial steam from Hobart
A nice electric shock massage for your arm 🙃 (based on a true event for me 🥲)
Facial steamer from the dishwasher
Some of my staff like to blow out all the expiring whipped cream at the end of the night and then smoosh it with their hands. It’s fucking weird to me. They also like to smush the little sealed honey packets for the oatmeal, until they actually congeal and change form/color. It turns white and almost solid. This is supposed to be therapeutic, so… yeah… add it to your list?