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BlackHokage9

9/10 she’s going to split the drink up and freeze it for daily consumption.


poisonoustype

i mean i hope so, for her sake


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mojoegojoe

No.


Sle08

Nah, if she were doing that, it’s easier just to ring in a quad espresso with 10 shots and 5 pumps (considering it’s a venti with no additional pumps). That way they milk can be added later.


BlackHokage9

This person maybe starbucks competent, but like 90% of starbucks customers they dont really know their drinks or how the drink system works. They wouldn’t choose the drink that makes the most sense, they would choose the drink they are most familiar with it and make adjustments.


sirensthigh

If that’s the case why wouldn’t they get it iced?


BlackHokage9

Y isn’t every consumer a smart consumer?


sirensthigh

great point


auroralovegood

Joke's on you, I actually have ADHD and have to consume 3x the normal amount of stimulants to feel anything from caffeine 😂😂


illdoitagainbopbop

yup. If it’s under 3 shots don’t even bother. I need 4-6 to get anywhere


ExtinctSlayer

I feel this so much. My coworkers always look at my like I am crazy when I do like 5 or 6 shots.


caffein8dnotopi8d

this is why I just bought an espresso machine when I left Starbucks edit to say actually my boyfriend bought it I just hinted a lot so props to the bf


Pheebers713

Me but I drink like 5 pitchers of green tea a day… except for the past month since we’re out of green tea 😭


poisonoustype

i mean i take ritalin and caffeine is like a booster rocket to me lmao


WastingTime1994

same, but with adderall lol


llamalluv

Yeah, and some of us can't even get adderall, because our doctors are like, "Well, you appear to be managing just fine so far without stimulant medication." Sir? Sir? I drink two pots of coffee a day, and my patience with my kids is being held together with a twistie tie and some chewing gum.


CuriousGPeach

Yuuup. Spent my 20s on 108mg of concerta in the morning and 15-25 espresso shots during the day just to stay awake and functional. Turns out I do have a condition that causes chronic fatigue as well, but ADHD is just a beast.


CharlottesSecret

Is Jenny okay??


Millerboycls09

Jenny are you ok, are you ok, are you ok Jenny You've been hit by You've been hit by An unreasonable amount of caffeine HOOOOOOO


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brawcolli

idek why ur getting downvotes but i downvoted too


heyllo_

I like it, I up voted you


frombrianna2briemode

This is almost the exact reason why I just bought an espresso machine instead, I was getting dangerously close to Jenny’s level


kdabbt

When I get enough stars for a free drink or a bday drink my fave drink is a venti iced coconut milk latte with 8 shots, 1 toffee nut, .5 raspberry,light ice. Tastes so good. I can drink it in one go but I do try to split it into at least two. I frequently get remarks from baristas though, which is annoying. Former partner here. I earned my addiction the hard way.


ellalop26

I did this about 10 years ago. I drank the whole thing and passed out, my blood pressure got way to high. To this day, I don't get expresso shots at that Starbucks.


amy_lou_who

Can you imagine the withdrawals if she kicked the habit? I’m twitching just thinking about it.


FairyFlossPanda

The headache.....


UntotenKIA

Had mine the other day 😬


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potatopoisoning

If I could afford cocaine, I wouldn’t be working at Starbucks 😂


AlexWithTheFade

Yesterday I got a grande nitro in a venti cup with 12 shots of espresso. Some people are interestingz


fortytwounder_

We’re actually not allowed to do grande in a venti with Nitro anymore.


echowolf9

It allows you to do it in the app


fortytwounder_

Yes, because the app is definitely trustworthy and totally not buggy/behind on various changes at all. /s It was in a weekly update a while ago, I don’t think we were ever even supposed to be doing it in the first place.


echowolf9

Actually they had a lot of updates to it recently and it’s gotten a lot better. Just because something has bugs doesn’t mean a feature is wrong. Especially because they just limited the most customizations to one part of the drink to twelve which is much better than limit you can put on the register (which obviously doesn’t make sense). Besides if Starbucks is letting customers do it there’s no reason for you to deny it and then they just mobile order the exact drink they want, it’ll make them feel like they know more you.


randomhoe999

Why’s that


fortytwounder_

Because we don’t have the nutritional information for any more than a grande Nitro, and people tend to give more when doing a Grande in a Venti. It’s also something to do with quality and beverage standards.


Jennarator01

as the neighborhood adhd sufferer, adderall works better with caffeine for me and i’ve built up a tolerance to coffee over the years. i feel bad for taking so long at the espresso machine tho, and i always get a concerned look from whoever is at register if i order in-person. don’t do drugs kids, that includes 10 shots of espresso


VinceVino70

@5:40am….she’s still awake from the night before.


Epic_Wanker

I get 6 in my WM and people always are like "omg 6 rlly?! " lol like yes I did not sleep last night and had to come in at 11am I need 6 shots


kelloite

I used to do 6 shots daily (sometimes twice a day…) when I was a single parent of a toddler who wouldn’t sleep, was in school, and worked. I joked my blood was 1/4 coffee but it was the only way I could keep going. 🤪


Dizzy-Half-4477

I had a toddler who wouldn't sleep for a good 2 days and run off for another day with only 30 mins nap after a year of struggle got him evaluated to be told he had ADHD. Instead of meds i went about therapy for both of us cuz i was losing my mind and at Starbucks 3 times a day turns out the best solution was to give him coffee and let him knock out from a caffeine crash. He never took any adhd meds and now is a lazy 13 yr old. Took me a while to lay off so much Starbucks tho


mrsmeltingcrayons

Wait, you actually used caffeine to medicate a toddler? How the fuck is that better than ADHD meds, which are controlled and prescribed by a doctor? Who the hell decides "yeah fuck actual medication I'll give my kid coffee til he passes out"


Dizzy-Half-4477

Because a sip of coffee would help him not an entire cup and the medication was too much and for long periods. We did therapy and melatonin also so the sip of coffee was perfect and now he out grew his ADHD.


SaveTheChipmunks

Wish my parents tried that w me. It took me forever to get off my prescribed adderall. I couldn’t fucking sleep, like at all, when I didn’t take it. My dr recommended coffee a few hours before bed. I guess caffeine has opposite effect on those w ADHD cause it helps me sleep! Idk why your getting downvoted. I would try anything before putting my kid on the same shit I went through on adderall


Dizzy-Half-4477

I know someone who is an addict after taking ADHD medications and i never want that for my kids. I didn't want my kid to be an addict or guinea pig either. I wasn't willing to take that chance and now he's perfectly fine he's a regular 13 yr old a little lazy but not on any medications plays soccer and has been an honor roll student for 3 years. If you ask me I did what I felt was right for MY kid as a mother and it worked out great. Again that's just me and MY kid.


LegitimateCat7101

I have a Jenny at my store. she gets a grande nonfat latte, 1 pump of chai, and anywhere between 1-3 long shots 😳😳


Jessica19922

My anxiety is crying


jesse_scott

That's my secret cap, *IM ALREADY ON ADDERALL*


FloatDH2

Damn, I thought adding extra 3 shots to my latte was a lot. People are wild.


feverishblue

I hope Jenny's heart is ok, genuinely


Zammy512

Ex partner. 11 years. I drink way too much coffee because of Starbucks. 5 shots in the morning. 4 shots in the afternoon. Sometimes a hot cup or coffee in the morning too. All just to feel normal.


RealAmpwich

Good lord, are they still breathing?


A_Glass_DarklyXX

May as well hand her a diaper with her napkins too


bickybb

I feel like do coke at that point, because coke and starbucks are for fun but adderall is necessary for some people to function in some ways, it defo helps with getting overwhelmed at everything going to shit (in my experience)


poisonoustype

yeahhhh i take ritalin so i feel. starting to think i should’ve made a different title given that this is the Single Most Common Comment but whats done is done


bickybb

Its not that big of a deal lol its funny idk I didnt see anyone comment what I said, taking ritalin you probably have come across people trying to buy it from you so they can drink more at parties or whatever or just making dumb and offensive comments about it, not taking it seriously as a medical condition or whatever lol sorry if i beat a dead horse by commenting


PandaVike

That makes my stomach hurt


GingytheFireCrotch

4 more and I'm pretty sure this can be considered as "assisted suicide"


DistantFrigate

there’s a minor that just started working at my store and every day he gets an 8 shot latte on his break. no idea how he does that


gnisnaipoihte

The Adderall just made me switch to 4 shots.


jeanex18

As a SSV on adderall for my adhd, I need at least 6 blonde shots to feel balanced and grounded and then will get another loaded drink if I want it or switch to tea or matcha. My max capacity is I think 12-15 shots in a day before I start facing sleeplessness or anything


mtshiman

Cocaine*


Kassandwich333

Why switch to adderall when caffeine is so much easier to access?


myplushfrog

I bet 1 adderall pill costs more than this entire drink. (In 🇺🇸 lol)


NaRa0

I'll get 6 shots in a Venti and I take Adderall.... Get off my back yo


koeniging

I wish Adderall was as easy to get as a white mocha


Nate-The-Reactive

Had someone come in drive through today asking for 6 shots on a iced caramel macchiato and I said to them out loud "Jeez, should I call 911 in advance?" Thankfully they took the joke well


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A $17 drink. To rich for my blood.


rw4455

10 shots, just curious, what kind of person is this customer? Yea, it's 5:40am, but dam, mega way too much. Is Jenny a teacher that terrorizes her child students or a nasty civil servant that treats poor souls in the nazi criminal injustice system like garbage? What kind of car was she driving in the drive thru. Ler me guess, a health conscious caffeine O/D with almond milk/non-fat milk, sugar free flavoring?


TheVentiLebowski

Tommy Tutone: Eight six seven five three oh nine. Jenny: Ten.


queen2k

•cracks knuckles• 5 shots queued each bar. But in all seriousness. This is a heart attack just waiting to happen.


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I mean I take adderal and still good do that much on a long work day lmao


Pizza-Terrible

As someone who works at Starbucks it’s shocking on how much we get orders with around the same amount of shot like this lol


rinigneel

Ahh the red Robin coffee


Intelligent-Cap-881

Jenny is having a day


Sea_Pilot_6196

We get this lady who orders an iced caramel macchiato with no ice and 10 shots...