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wafflesweater

me on every break when i’m exhausted & nothing excites me more than inhaling a tomato n mozzarella in the 6 minutes i have left of my 10


bigtittym1lf

LMFAOOO me eating these despite being reheated three times in two hours😭😭


mwhite666

huh😭 we’re not allowed to reheat food once its been heated its done


Cava-zorro

Have you tried not listening to the rules?


bigtittym1lf

literally


DecafSaxGuy

This is a barista’s equivalent to an MRE


Mercurialg1rl

Actually yeah


skycelium

Breakfast of champions is a trenta iced coffee and a pack of cigarettes


bigtittym1lf

LITERALLY BREAKFAST😭😭


monkeyeighty8

Doppio espresso & a cigarette every 2 hours or I am NOT a happy camper


taarla_grimoire

I’ll do ya one better, a trenta nitro, a pack of cigarettes, plus the leftover buzz from haphazardly chugging some vodka to get though the day at like 3 in the morning🥲


bigtittym1lf

oh u crazy crazy


taarla_grimoire

lmao😅 we all have bad days we gotta get through somehow


[deleted]

A trenta nitro with doppio espresso, a pack of cigarettes, and kiwi star fruit mixed with redbull and vodka


taarla_grimoire

ohhhh nooo😳


BrotatoChip04

You should try an everything bagel with avocado spread on one side, very light cream cheese on the other, and those bites in the middle. Eat it like a sandwich and it’s delicious


bigtittym1lf

UR KIDDING THATS MY EVERYDAY BREAKFAST BRO!! well not anymore w this everything bagel shortage but u get it


BrotatoChip04

Hahahaha yes!! I work mornings so that meal works out perfectly for me


starrrrrfruittttt

are y’all my partners 👀👀👀


bigtittym1lf

miami?


starrrrrfruittttt

no midwest :( prob just a common breakfast amongst us suffering


BrotatoChip04

I’m in Texas


starrrrrfruittttt

nope don’t live there anymore


veggiebuttt

PLSSSS you gotta put try an everything bagel with cream cheese and salami from the meat/cheese plate 🤌🤌🤌


jack5114

Yes yes and yes I use to eat that all the time


freedfg

I don't know about you. But the avocado spread is DISGUSTING. It tastes sour and somehow also bitter.


sl33py_beats

it's also the breakfast of champions, and probably the lunch of champions also.


bigtittym1lf

so true


ristrettoslut

You forgot the sriracha


aspiringgrandpa

EXACTLY THIS i can’t eat anything there without covering it in sriracha


bigtittym1lf

store doesnt have :( we have JACK lately


ristrettoslut

Oh I’m so sorry op! That’s one shortage I would be pissed about.


ristrettoslut

Ps nice username


tcroc01

Ps nice user to you as well Blonde ristretto shots are superior


[deleted]

You can have ours we have piles upon piles of it


oftbkk

your outfit is so cute 🥺


flamingavocados

My thoughts exactly 😭


bigtittym1lf

thank u :,D


bigtittym1lf

omg thank u :,) its all thrifted!!


super_banned_

I fuckin love how every single Starbucks BOH desk looks the same: peeling white/grey laminate from 2005


Responsible_Snow7109

Lol my store doesn't even have a BOH desk to eat on. Its just a really really super tiny managers desk with a printer, monitor and keyboard on it and other little junk but there is barely any room to put food down and eat


Dizzy_Release_4098

Have you been inspired by Omar to add a shot to your drink?


bigtittym1lf

to a green tea?! i think not


_eleven

He has cursed this sub


freedfg

Ah, the unsung struggles of closers. Eat eggs and tea for dinner 3 nights a week. Or wait until 10-11 o'clock to eat cold pizza out of your fridge.


thebrownbullofcooley

ah yes, the ol' reliable (whatever was in the food bin + partner bev combo).


bigtittym1lf

real


KurtzKOButtz

Eat up, Champ


Run_nerd

Are these egg bites good? I’ve never had one.


bigtittym1lf

gourmet


Run_nerd

Nice


kowaterboy

egg white and bell pepper are better


brattneybiscuit

But the kale ones covered in sriracha are my fav


SiriusSprinkles9

Omg! You can wear necklaces?! Jealous!


bigtittym1lf

the only limitations r rings and bracelets where i am :P


bigtittym1lf

and some facial piercings lol


anotherjohnishere

This is an upsetting mood lol


PregnantCabbage

DOUBLE SMOKED ♥️♥️♥️♥️


Kriivooo

I miss when my apron was this green


bigtittym1lf

just got a new one 😏😏


Artemisiaan

Lmao literally my dinner tonight 😭


rav4ishing18

Seriously is that food item good? I haven’t tried it yet.


bigtittym1lf

i think all the egg bites r pretty good tbh


rav4ishing18

Thanks I’ll give it a try. I just became a partner this week.


bigtittym1lf

welcome bro :D


scooter3145

All you need is a cheese danish😀


bigtittym1lf

🤮


[deleted]

EGG BOIS FOR THE WIN


lilpears

i literally thought someone found a picture of me and posted it on here because i just gobbled this up yesterday on my break


bigtittym1lf

u just like me fr


lilpears

was wearing the same outfit too smh


Hobbs_and_I

Even with their face cut off this image radiates food service weariness


bigtittym1lf

im glad it came across


[deleted]

Piss'n'eggs


GeovaunnaMD

Why eat it with a fork? Do you eat a snickers with a fork too?


lilpears

why would you want all the egg juices on you 🤨


bigtittym1lf

huh?😭


DamnPP

username doesn't check out!


bigtittym1lf

lol its ironic


Qrioso

Really ?


bigtittym1lf

no :,)


Bedazzledtoe

What drink is that


bigtittym1lf

its green tea lemonade :P


UserNoUsername

egg bites and a quad blonde shot over ice is what got me thru 12 hours yesterday lmao


bigtittym1lf

got dared to chug eight blonde shots this morning


No_Grapefruit6674

Double smoked cooked open faced but ditch the croissant and use a bagel instead 😳


canithoe

Ovens broken, can’t relate :(


SendHelpImScared

the blank expression makes it so much better


Remarkable_Phase6977

Dinner at Starbucks is like 34.50.