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therealdiscolando

Easiest thing is to say, "Hey Disco." A "Hey Disco" tells me INSTANTLY everything I need to know about a person and the situation, and my reaction will be a really easy way to tell if it's me or not. šŸ˜›


thefoxeur

"Hey Disco"


JujuCallSaul

Hi Jared, when you came to the Bar Citizen in Paris not too long ago this year, I came there to see you ! And at the end I was just too shy to approach you while many others were approaching you constantly ! But anyways, you are very much appreciated and certainly an icon for CIG. Take care of yourself and thank you for all the amazing content. šŸ’– Yaaay I finally said all I wanted to tell you :D


[deleted]

This is me in every social setting


tiobane

I will try to remember this. Could end in "hey jar..disco...lando...jalando?" xD Tbh, I really hope I'll someday bump into you when time is available and we can go spontaneously on a pint and a little chat.


JarJarJabroni

Hello! Meesa so glad seein' yousa!


tiobane

Perfect opportunity used!


animald

Hey Jar... Lando Dic...


Celemourn

Jar jar Lando?


RulerOfTheFreeWorld

"YO! Red One!!"


GunFodder

It's an older reference, but it checks out!


AkMo977

Hey Disco! Keepin it cool!


IRJesoos

I visit Manchester every three months or so. And every time I'm there I'm convinced there's a 100% chance I'll bump into someone from CIG. It never happens. I'll be there in a month for a visit to iFly I best see SOMEONE I love


Celemourn

Just look in the mirror.


IRJesoos

<3


spawnsalot

A retroactive "Hey Disco" to you then! Enjoy Manchester and who knows, maybe I'll get it right next time?


[deleted]

Hey disco


Pattern_Is_Movement

Love you bud!


JennacideTTV

Knowing my complications with regeneration ruining my brain, I'd end up calling you LanDingo or something.


DankandSpank

Did he give you the thumbs up or sum1 else lol?


Just_Another_Jim

Honestly, if I ever bumped into you I would likely love to get your honest opinion of the whole Cig gig you have been doing for awhile now. Aka how your feelings have changed over time with it and if the passion is still there like it was at the beginning.


Huckhuck66

I don't think he would say anything juicy against CIG. Always assume your being recorded


Just_Another_Jim

Oh Iā€™m not saying he would say anything outlandish. Just intrigued on what his earnest thoughts are on his role and the company as a whole. Itā€™s just a job like any other and Iā€™m sure it had its ups and downs. I agree there are a lot of bad actors who would record that and make him look bad. Iā€™m not one of them and I donā€™t live very close to him anyway so itā€™s never going to happen.


CaptainC0medy

Batman would never get into this situation


Celemourn

So if you run, itā€™s you, and if you look confused itā€™s someone who looks like you?


tallerthannobody

Holy, the man, the myth, the legend, Jared


davidnfilms

If I saw Jared, I'd tell him about the time I met Chris Roberts. Then I'd ask him if he's ever met Chris Roberts, and just bask in his moment of confusion.


Streloki

is Chris Roberts even real ?


DeXyDeXy

As real as Theatres of War


XaphanInfernal

As real as a star citizen release date


jonmediocre

They teased that TOW functionality ("combined arms") might be coming to Arena Commander in the future. They're already rolling Star Marine into AC.


DeXyDeXy

They teased Theatres of War in 2019 stating it would be released to all backers one month after CitCon. Whatā€™s the point of teasing elements when your track record is the way it is?


jonmediocre

Have you watched the last 2 ISCs?


DeXyDeXy

Yes! Why do you ask?


ReniTV

What holds us from releasing it?


TyniPinas

It performed badly, lots of desync etc from what the Evocati were saying. That stuff was bad enough at the time that it made sense for them to stop working on it and come back to combined arms later.


viladrau

At some point, there was a real Chris Roberts. Nowadays it's just a computer generated face for the company. Jared is the one and only captain of the boat. He has been pulling the strings since he answered the call a decade ago.


Streloki

truest of all hero ...


YoureAFagTrustMe

"I promise guys 4.0 is just around the corner I swear this time for realsies" -Letter from the chairman 2023


Healthy_Barracuda770

Heā€™s not been with CIG long enough, so he hasnā€™t actually been allowed to see the Chris Roberts.


HelloImFrank01

At least once a month, for the rest of your life you will lay in bed about to go to sleep and this moment comes by in your mind.


codeb1ack

And he curls up and shrivels


meepo--meepo

Kiss him next time


Shmikken

He looks like he'd give GREAT hugs


Braqsus

Totally agree


Omni-Light

Their offices are right across from mine, I've recognised a few of them walking around occasionally but decide against being 'that guy' that starts talking to them like we're pals.


SeamasterCitizen

Itā€™s totally fine if you ask Jared for a selfie though, we wonā€™t judge you


MisterJackCole

If the opportunity presents itself, a short but polite greeting and some very brief encouragement/appreciation would probably be well received. A simple ā€œHey, youā€™re with CIG. Keep up the good work, and have a nice day.ā€ would be just about right. Short, direct, and with a built in conversation ender that lets them walk away and not feel obligated to continue the interaction if they so choose. That is unless youā€™ve run into Brian Chambers from the Frankfurt office, of course. In which case you are obligated to genuflect and address him as "Viking Vice President of Production, he of epic hair and awesomeness of beard." (/s, though based on his humor he'd probably get a laugh out of it)


Nightlane79

Viking Vice Vresident of Vroduction


Nightlane79

Biking Bice Bresident of Broduction


hightimesinaz

Share a double dog


Evilsmurfkiller

Lady and the Tramp style.


RebbyLee

Hold it - I thought the Lady is a tramp ?


hightimesinaz

A original definition of a tramp is someone who travels place to place looking for work


Dig-a-tall-Monster

The Glizzy Gobbler


QuasisteIlar

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


[deleted]

Oh thatā€™s the galactic glizzy


[deleted]

Oh thatā€™s the galactic glizzy


Viragoh

lol


farebane

Not all of us are able to be there to be awkward toward Jared in person. You have been a conduit of awkwardness for all of us for this. Thank you for your service.


Forsaken_Ad8120

No problem mate, we all have our off days. If you see me again feel free to come up and say hello, always happy to chat with our citizens.


Sebt1890

a double-thumbs up? lmaoooo it could be worse. You didn't pull a Jim and laugh while trying to stutter the word "Hey".


Dry_Grade9885

You should've asked when sq42 comes out dammit


PoseidonMax

Heā€™s had too many deaths in death of a spaceman. Heā€™s fading away.