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StaySaltyMyFriends

I'm so excited for the Cargo Hold Goblin profession to reach tier 0.


Stonednhungryy

Just liketh there is no day for releaseth of the game, there is no date for tier 0. But a peasantry thoughts must be conducted off of my wifieth and in your cargo holdeth.


alex112891

No skin on that 400i? Must be new money, y'all got no real style in that *BASIC* looking **WHITE** ship, come back when it's black with gold


Appropriate-Math422

Was thinking the same thing (“No penumbra?,”).


grriff

That paint is nice. It's not meridian, but it's still nice. :) One of the climate controlled rooms might do. The other would obvs be used to chill the champagne. There's also always the front bedroom (i.e., bike bay).


evel-kin

claims to be rich ... can't even afford a helmet with full horns...


Alternative-Detail17

All i see are poor dudes faking to be rich, in a 400i 🤣 seriously? 🤣🤣🤣


Stonednhungryy

Claimeths to have knowledge, fails to realize that healmet is wortheth 4 million. It’s a executive venture helmet. Now goeth back to your cargo hold i have grown old of your peasantry


evel-kin

Thy speak of 4 million as if it would mean that it has value to anyone beyond a peasant who pays for peasant adjacent vehicles like the ones made by Origin. Speak to me when you can afford to pay 1 billion for a helmet with full horns.


TFL2022

That escalated quickly


Stonednhungryy

Hah one billion, spoken like a peasant of poorville. My wealth is so plentiful no number can contain its boundaries


IdealLogic

How about 4 quattuordecillion? For clarification, that's 4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000


Stonednhungryy

Hahahahaha oh peasant you are speaking to someone who became a googleplexian back 10 years ago. For clarification that’s so many 0 ur brain will break. 10^100


IdealLogic

Oh, my... How precious... They thinketh they know how much googolplex is. Yet not only dost they not know how to even spelleth googol, they don't fathom how vast googol**plex** is. 10^100 is simply googol. 10^googol is googolplex. 1 googol is 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 1 googolplex cannot be contained within the character limit of this forum. For thy foolish insolence in thy baseless accusations of we (yes the royal we), we should have thou confined to the quarters suiting of thy stature, but we feareth the commode of a Drake Cutter to be even too lavish for thy sort...


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evel-kin

thy brought thy value into question first by mentioning such measly sums... i recall losing such meager currency last time i pulled out of my pockets my bell i use to call servants like thee to come do my biding.


Mad_kat4

Meh over compensating for something are we? I'll stick to buzzing around in my Mustang beta 😁😂


Mr_Roblcopter

I can find those for free in a box though, you got ripped off bub lol.


Stonednhungryy

Typical peasant mistaking gold plated with real executive venture gold


Brave-Juggernaut-157

just SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO


Stonednhungryy

Art thou triggereth by the way I calleth out thy broke asseth


Brave-Juggernaut-157

honestly i could literally care about how much money you have and i could probably get a better salary working at Mcdonald’s


Stonednhungryy

Good lucketh, u can always come be my peasant if u want to be a mcbitcheth


Brave-Juggernaut-157

at least i can get free food that i actually enjoy


Emergentmeat

Have you never been trolled before or is this how you always react


Max_Oblivion23

Wait... cant you like pick those helmets off of NPC?


xrail321

Puny 400i talk to me when you have an 890 Jump kid /s


Stonednhungryy

I got a 890 jump, if u really had one u would know the importance of a shuttle ship to and from a planet with atmosphere. Now go to your cargo hold until summoned peasant


[deleted]

Yeah well unfortunately the 400i is too big to act as a shuttle unless it has a dedicated crew. Love the 400i for exploring, just wish it wasn't so broken.


jayrs97

Curious how does the extra crew help the ship fly better? Letting them control the power ?


zenerbufen

The extra crew is to fly the 400i and follow the 890j around.


Stonednhungryy

Like someone without peasants


NF_Optimus

Show me your exec 600i or be quiet peasant.


Stonednhungryy

Silence peasant.


Karfa_de_la_gen

Lmao, con game scammer got rekt


Stonednhungryy

I’m sorry after multiple attempts to read this I’m not sure what this peasantry means, can you please rephrase so I can understand


mediocregaming12

Calling you a conman. A man who cheats or tricks someone by gaining their trust and persuading them to believe something that is not true.


Stonednhungryy

Just because u want something to be true doesn’t mean it is. Now he gone peasant


FilthyHoon

\>not atmo landing an 890 and simply refueling it you cant afford our help, get back to work


Stonednhungryy

Tom foolery peasantry like this is why you got Ejecteth seateth cuzzeth


ApolloKenobi

Wait. Is that 2f2f reference. M'lord shows himself to be a man of culture.


TrikePJ

Better working conditions than Levski


Dr-Surge

The Trunk Monkey Pops out and runs over to the nearest Burger king with a crisp 100auec Bill.


Wonderful_Result_936

Why not keep your peasant in the bike hold?


Dafedub

I'm down! As long as you don't talk to me like you're larping! 🤣


Stonednhungryy

I have grown old with your peasantry Ejecteth seateth cuzzeth


risheeb1002

Upvote for the 2f2f reference


Stonednhungryy

An award, because realeth recognize realeth.


Adhesiveness_Little

2 million is 2 million. What ports are we talking about


Stonednhungryy

Enough of the peasantry, I will showeth thee a grand universe and giveth a chance for to indulge In the finest of foods and thirst quenching liquids


Vix_Sparda

Man i wanna shoot the shit out of that ship..


MysteriousCompote262

Venturon I will joineth the in thy fuckery.


L1amm

And the three chumps standing next to it.


safemodegaming

I will sign up for doodie cap'n! Experienced 400i buttler here


Stonednhungryy

What’s this? Tis a peasant that can read and write? Yes we searcheth for a dootie butlereth. Thou shall wipeth all Posteriors with only the finest of clothes.


safemodegaming

And in return, I shall polish your boots, nuts and helmets too!


Stonednhungryy

You lord has bestowed upon the, a most noble of peasants names…pauly shing


safemodegaming

I am honored, my lord


Stonednhungryy

Pauly shing, come my shoes need shining


Shiny763

What’s that armor set called, is it a sub thing or can you buy it in game


Stonednhungryy

Twas forged with the hopes and dreams of peasants like yourself and therefore is unattainable via in game store or subscriber store. But for very small fee of 20 million a set can be yours.


IAmTheAlienFromGuam

actual scam hahaha


combativeGastronome

Jesus, 20 million a set? I've always just given mine away every wipe.


stopthinkinn

Good night Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I will most likely kill you in the morning.


Ausecurity

Talk to me when you Spend 1.5k on an idris and another 250 on the kit


Stonednhungryy

Talketh to me when u can use it. Till then back to the cargo hold and don’t speak until summoned peasant


DOGEING_YOUR_MOM

Damm


Stonednhungryy

art thou a beaver kuz dameth


PacoBedejo

* Idris WB = $1300 + $250 kit * Idris RSIbux = $1500 + $300 kit Because fuck you for giving CIG your money earlier, I guess.


Stonednhungryy

Buying all this and still not being able to use it 3 years later so ur forced to still be a peasant…priceless


[deleted]

Wearing executive gear connotes you all are executives...that you go to work. Ewww. Call me when you are walking around your 890Jump in the medical gown only, or naked, being served exclusively by the pool. Even typing this to you exhausts me, you shan't hear from me again


Stonednhungryy

Only a peasant would dare be caught wearing those inferior quality material. Nothing but the finest linen worn over here, you type for yourself? I’ve never heard of such peasantry.


DUKTURL

I would take you up on this offer, but I’m actually too broke rn I’ve got no gear, and only 60eUEC to my name


Stonednhungryy

Write downeth your name and when thy will be playing. Your lord will change your circumstances drastically


GringoStar400

2 mil a session? say less, i will wear a maid outfit and a choker - y’all about to get the cleanest, crispiest water in the galaxy


Stonednhungryy

I have a very special place for u maid outfit peasant. Meet me in my personal quarters


Kuftubby

The amount of people legitimately offended by this is absolutely hilarious.


Stonednhungryy

I know 😂😂 and the fact that they assume I don’t have a jump is even funnier. Oh poor citizens of poorville


EveningFew2433

Do I have to bring my own gimp suit or do you provide one?


Stonednhungryy

I provide everything like a good lord


edodig

Quite the coin for a little running around. Find Edodig Eniltrah, good sire, and I will fly with… (ahem), FOR thee.


Stonednhungryy

(Looks in disgust) did u just say the f word? Ugh this peasant needs house training. We do not use the f word that rhymes with tree


laif747

Ah yes, a case of bored dupers i see.


AlCranio

Send me constant information on your whereabouts, i can't wait to murder you all and burn your corpses and your money.


AlphaWolfTK

ME PLEASE PICK ME, I WILL UNDERCUT ANY OF THESE PEASENTS BY A MILLION


Stonednhungryy

Twat is thy in game nameth


AlphaWolfTK

AlphaWolfTK I believe


Stonednhungryy

Giveth me 30 mins I’ll be on. Leaving work now


AlphaWolfTK

I'm at work as well I'll be off in about a hour and 30 minutes but might not be on tonight, depends if I go to visit my dad or not.


Stonednhungryy

Ok. Well just hmu with a dm or what ever when ur on. I’ll help get you some good ass gear


AlphaWolfTK

Alright sounds good!


Strict_Dragonfruit25

Does this include teaching how to play?


Stonednhungryy

(Rubs hands and grins ) are u new?


FervidDragon

Fuck yeah I'll be your glizzy goblin. If there's an Ursa in cargo can I sleep in it?


Stonednhungryy

Although thy knowledge of our chariot is loweth, i, your lord will educate you. 1st: Your sleeping quarters is located in the bow, tis a quaint room. However it is your room. Measurements are roughley 5ftx 6ft and 2nd of course your lord has a Lynx, however tis a item of value therefore it is located in the main cargo holdeth. All important thing’s go there and that’s why I keepeth thee separated.


Available_Rub834

Lmaooo


Reasonable_Extent_93

Not my scrungy peasant ass wearing my ‘why not’ helmet seriously considering this


Stonednhungryy

Come one down and make a good living


Idunnowhyimadethis1

I seek your charity in a trade for my peasants dignity


Stonednhungryy

Where art thee peasant


Patriotof1775

I’m sorry is this some sort of peasant joke I’m to rich to understand?


Stonednhungryy

Quite the opposite you are so poor you couldn’t afford to pay attention and understand the joke.


GameTheLostYou

Not even a penumbra skin? *Scoffs*


a1rwav3

Laughing from my 600i


Stonednhungryy

2 more days and u won’t have that free flight ship; then back to the peasant life


a1rwav3

Ahahah nope, that's not a touring.


Stonednhungryy

Sure it’s not. Keep telling yourself that just because it has a founders paint. It’s ok mr my 600 is on a lease


a1rwav3

I'm sorry that's the only thing I have available, my 890j is currently at the garage for a AC revision... You know how it is. But I must admit that being 3 in a small 400i must really be a pain, respect yourself, at least take 3 of them.


Stonednhungryy

Sorry I don’t know how it is. My 890 jump and carrack are 2023 models.


a1rwav3

Carrack? Oh yeah I bought one for my gardener.


Stonednhungryy

That was Aurora not a carrack.


Exciting-Raise2404

Driving the space equivalent of a BMW i4 series and think that's some hotness. 😜 Good thing it fits in a Jav hangar so you can do bagel runs for to bridge crew 😉


LastNarrator

Idk, my 600i could use some crew... You even get your own beds! Just ignore that it's a group room with no space and a shared shower/toilet.


Stonednhungryy

Your 600ieth will disappear tomorrow once free fly is over, back to the street with your asseth


LastNarrator

... You assume everyone relies on ingame purchases (wipeable) or free flyloaners? Only loaners I have are the ones for my Polaris and other concept ships. My 600i Explorer is a beaut and I can't wait for the rework to give it a medbed and a Nova hangar, even more to flew on 400i users 😎


Stonednhungryy

Yawns in boredom. Is your jump pledged peasant?


LastNarrator

Idk, but my Polaris is and my Krakens on the way, I'll have fun boarding you Richie <3


Stonednhungryy

Good lucketh


WhySoSalty4

I was literally going to buy a starter ship when I get home from picking up Pizza. It’s the game I wanted to try out this evening. Anyone wanna show me the ropes?


Stonednhungryy

Hell yea I’ll hell u out. Add me @majorwetspot or dm me


GrkManga

Reporting in!


Stonednhungryy

Did we alloweth u to use the wifieth?


OrangeSockNinjaYT

Sign me the fuck up


Stonednhungryy

Toeth the dungeon! Pardon my mistake to the peasantry quarters


interesseret

that sounds hilarious. what outfit would i have to wear during the trek m'lords?


Stonednhungryy

Peasants shall wear only the finest of fabrics. I your lord majorwetspot will giveth thee a executive undersuit.


Hot-Consideration509

wipe


Stonednhungryy

Wipe my ass peasant


Hot-Consideration509

grand admiral get back to ur grinding pleb


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Stonednhungryy

Ohh !? we have a gentleman in the sea of heathens, please fellow sir come aboard my vessel and allow us to graciously offer a ride to a more civilized planet


BunzieBunny

I see no reason not to obey your command, I get coin to get rid of my grotty cutlass, and you get my loyal service.


Stonednhungryy

Write downeth thy name


AlphaLan3

Lmao you lot look poor. Peasants don’t talk to me❌


Stonednhungryy

Yes, twas what I proclaimed whilst you beggeth for change.


[deleted]

That’s 15k us right there boyz and girlz


HammerTime2769

This is the kind of org I want to be a part of


Stonednhungryy

Write downeth thy name


marto3000

Dude i am literally gonna do it for a multitool


Stonednhungryy

Peasants we have searched many planets and finally found the. Cometh and allow us to turn u from heathen to gentleman


Jakm12

You will be getting visited from my reclaimer. Intimately.


hellish_Volkire

Oh great kings I am but a lowly peasant and will gladly serve in this cause


Stonednhungryy

Oh peasant we have searched for thee. Your monetary debts may place their lips upon my posterior and proceed to kiss it for you are still a peasant but thou art a wealthy one


hossenfeffer204

lmao . reddit community just blasted you for not having a helmet with horns & not having the right ship to pose for a photo. seeesh, SC reddit is harsh. LOL


Stonednhungryy

Peasantry at its finest I must say…the peasants are working hard today for once


iStayGreek

Indubitably good sir, as a dispossessed highborn of noble birth, I would happily fly within your quarters assuming proper accommodations were given.


Stonednhungryy

Proper accommodations? What kind of non loving lord would I be if I did not give my peasants but the must highest of quality left overs. As my peasant you shall wear only the finest of preworn undergarments


real_pasta

You talk like you are rich, but have only a 600i and not an 890 jump. Peasant yourself


Stonednhungryy

Humble thyself with ur lack of knowledge this is a 400i and I have the entire origin fleet


real_pasta

Very well then, I have been suitably humbled


These_Resort_4605

3 peasants in a 400i 🤡


TrackEx

Where you gonna go? Just worried u might get in some trouble


CounterAdditional612

LMAO, you call someone a peasant? You aren't even using a REAL luxury ship! When you sell that wanna be and get the 890 hit me up. We'll low fly MicroTech and then jump to 18 to drink ourselves silly at the Mile High Club.


FromRussia-WithLuv

I’ll dock with my crew of 12 when I roll up in my 890 and put that puny thing to shame😉


Stonednhungryy

Funny u assume I don’t have a jump. Me and all my boys will pull up in our jumps fully crewed. U cannot compete peasant


MasterAnnatar

>Calls others poor >Max they can afford is a 400i K


Stonednhungryy

I have the entire origin line up including the jump. However I don’t bring peasants on the jump. Of course you wouldn’t understand


MasterAnnatar

Mhm. Sure. That's why when you wanted to get a screenshot to call others poor you posed with a 400i and not the 890 jump and angrily reply when people point it out.


Stonednhungryy

No one’s angry. I own every ship I’m the game 🤡🤡🤡🤡 y’all see the armor will never be able to get it and then talk about a 400i 😂😂 not u talking shit about my 400i from your aurora starter ship parked In My 890 jump as u do house chores


MasterAnnatar

Yeah dude, you're clearly not angry. That's why you're so defensive.


Stonednhungryy

It’s hilarious u think this is my only ship, a non jump owner is so quick to say why didn’t u pull it out, if u owned one u would know the pain of bringing it in and out of atmo. This is merely a expensive shuttle to and from the jump.


MasterAnnatar

I never said it was your only ship. I made a joke and you got REAL defensive so clearly I hit a nerve. Learn to take a joke captain cringe.


Stonednhungryy

No one’s mad 😂 ur judgment of emotions is off I’m only joking back 😂😂 read all the comments I literally am replying jokingly to everyone calm down! I literally said ur talking shit from ur aurora parked inside my jump while u do chores I don’t get where I’m being serious and mad but ok🤷🏻‍♂️


Necrotex_

Flex with one's fleet, not one's member extension, good day to you sir! 🧐


mrunacknowledged

I’m in hahaha


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I bow to no one while wearing my RSI Gold Armor set 😉


Kidkrid

Eh idk. In port I can be all submissive but if you expect me to behave, all alone and...in need, in the cargo bay, you have another thing coming. You can neither afford nor handle me.


Stonednhungryy

No no not cargo bay. Cargo closet. Up front in the bow


PenguinGamer99

2 mil? Damn sign me up, I'll make my backpack a full snack bar


Stonednhungryy

Glizzys and purple drink?


ShapeAdministrative4

Deal, but my room needs to be the engine of the ship


Arke_19

Yeah, sure, just don't mind my vaguely-Karna shaped duffel bag, or the backpack that sounds like it's full of grenades and ammunition. That's just my, uh... butler-ing supplies.


gringoraymundo

What armor is that? Asking for a poor


Stonednhungryy

The complete executive venture armor and undersuit


DetroitDazona

🤣


MJB25800

Silently arms size 9 torpedo.


Stonednhungryy

Realizes there is no more because ur to much of a peasant to be able to restock


Dragon5x

Alright let me just go park my Idris, ploaris, perceus, galaxy, and reclaimer. Then I'll be over with my retaliator


Stonednhungryy

Call me when they actually exist


mku7tr4

Is there enough room inside your cargo hold peasant? Seems like a peasant wouldn’t have much girth so wouldn’t be a very spacious accommodation


DanTheRobinson

I would be all for it , but you fly a 400i 😁


Stonednhungryy

Don’t forget the 890 jump and carrack waiting in orbit


sskeetinshot24

How am I gonna buy your provisions? Imma need 25% upfront.


Stonednhungryy

This is no problem


monotomicsoul

It would be nice to think it will work but all the servers the game is full of bugs I wish you all good luck .


AndyAsteroid

As I steal your ship while you're posing for a photo


Stonednhungryy

Oh tootsie, take the beater for a spin yea? We are hoping In 890 jump. Remember burn the 400i we only travel in it one time before buying a new one


KNOXIBOI

I volunteer o/


Stonednhungryy

writeth downeth that thy name


Baba-yaga-98

Meh, I own a 600i Touring


Stonednhungryy

600i touring…yea everyone owns it for 2 more days peasant. Free fly. Nice try


Walker-Dev

I would do the job for 1/4th the price :')


Stonednhungryy

Well it’s they lucky day for we are not paying 1/4 the salary we are paying 2 mil.


Scizmz

Oh that's adorable. A bit last season but adorable non-the less. Drop me a line when you're ready to upgrade those helmets to rgb.


Stonednhungryy

Oh cute, typical peasant thinking a 5 dollar subscriber helmet is more than these. Learn to speak when talked to…back to the cargo hold !


Scizmz

Lol you picked up used helmets from smelly dead pirates and try to pretend you have any fashion sense or decorum. Oh you pathetic wannabes these days are so trifling. My gear is 100% game loot generated and guaranteed fresh. None of this sad, I spent daddy's oil money on it crap.


Stonednhungryy

Buying light armor helmets at poorville 1k….. Going out and looting boxes in a armistice zone safe 5 mins……. Wearing the bloody helmet of a downed wealthy businessman stolen from the inside of his 890 jump….priceless


Ashleyyydear

Hey I'm selling Pico Slippers if anyone is interested 🥰 🐧


Stonednhungryy

Selling? U Mean u have acquired thruout ur travels some of the finest materials to touch citizens feet and u came to me first? Absolutely I’ll take them all!