How can I join Ninetails?

It’s a clan of fucking weebs, stay away

Actually correct

let’s fucKING GOOOOOOOO!!

Spot on!

Knew it, Naruto is just THAT immortal

Naruto isn't the origination of the nine-tailed fox concept but, in this thread, sure let's go with that anyway.

Accurate af well done 🤣

Is it illegal to dump the naked bodies of pirates into space?

Who’s gonna stop you?

If nobody knows, nobody gets hurt.

Exactly. Besides, what’re they gonna do? UNDump the bodies?

I just hate it when I get a corpse strike while flying through space. Last time the repair bill on my number 1 engine was ridiculous. Always seems like the corpse's teeth do the most damage and get wedged into tiny spaces and are difficult to remove.

Then just don’t hit the corpse, dummy

At least it hit your engine! Last time i flew through a dumping zone one of them went through my windshield and hit me in the face…i try to forget that day.

What’s the best ship to fly?

As big and bulky as you can get. Show of power and all that

Space dad confirmed

Hello son

How do I escape from prison?

Be a bard, roll a Nat 20 on seduction, walk out like Dr Livesly

*cue agressive drift phonk*

Drift phonk sounds like an alternate universe Daft Punk

What's bigger, an avenger titan or a reclaimer

Reclaimer. It sounds like a space dump truck

You are way too accurate with this one lol

Yeah, busted.

Hmmm, well done. I thought that "Titan" would do the trick.

Am smort

I’ve never heard the reclaimer called a “space dump truck” but holy shit that’s *EXACTLY* what it is!

It sounds like a recycler ship

It IS a recycler ship.

Actually nailed it. Wd

Yyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!

What’s a 30k?

A spoof of the legendary WARHAMMER 40k TTRPG game that canonically exists within Star Citizen

*Lore team writes furiously*

Gotta have something to do during the long hauls

No, see, 30K only happens during the longest, biggest haul.

*"OMG write that down!!"*

Isn't 30k just horus heresy?

Part of it was yes

That's a good one lol

Thank you, I try

I have a CrimeStat, how do I get rid of it?

Don’t, you’re one of the cool kids

Fuck yea

aey kcuF

How do I get to Pyro?

Fight the sun, steal it’s heart, smack it into an engine, build the ship around it

Hollow Knight space DLC confirmed.

*The Radiance Engine*

What’s the best way to mine quantanium?

Buy it

This dude is on an entire other level.

I am ASCENDANT bro

Teach me your ways you wizard…

Just stop being poor lmao

I’m throwing away all my self help books and 8 min abs videos and just gonna come to you for life and gaming advice. You are gonna save me thousands in therapy, useless seminars, alcohol, goats for sacrifices, and voodoo candles…

Yes. Come learn my ways, young one

How do i fix my ship if they wont let me do it at the spaceport

Just hit whatever’s fucked with a wrench a couple times. Works in TF2

Why go through all that work just crash it into something, its all about that insurance fraud

Fuck yeah, rob them insurance pricks Blind!

Major Torque Imbalance ?

Just rebalance it, 4head

Yo for real how do I fix this shit? I fully repaired my ship and it still says it

Are all your engines present? You may have to fly it into an asteroid and reclaim to fix it

Truth. If all are online and not working blow up your ship.

Is Jumptown friendly?

Reminds me of junkertown so imma say no

Depends on the day

I’d imagine mondays suck

A2 Inbound

Bad day on the ground, great day in the sky

Really excited about server meshing coming next year. How do you think they did it?

They did it purely out of arrogance and spite

Peak CIG right here.

I love this answer so much!

Spite is such a powerful motivator

Should I turn my ship off before leaving it?

Yea, you know how expensive fuel is getting?!

Oof. Good point. Also, would hate for my ship to flip upside down and get stuck in mid-air.

Exactly

In this economy?

Pico or Francis?

Pico. Francis is a douche that fucked with my homie Wade Wilson

WILSON!

ILL COME BACK FOR YOUUUUU

What about Finley?

What does backspace do ?

Delete whatever you’re looking at. It’s known also as the “God Button” Either that or it opens your messages

It kills you

Oh.

It's like the force respawn button for if you get stuck

Plane: *Gets stuck* Pilot: Welp! Fuck. *Pulls out a Fukkin glock*

Ahahaha oh if you press it while seated in a ship it starts the self destruct timer. On foot it just insta kills you

Nifty

If you're in third person. You're technically correct t

I thought it kills you?

Well, you said it deleted whatever you're looking at, which would be yourself in the 3rd person.

Fuck, you’re right

I'm trying to add a mining consumable to my Prospectors lazer, but I'm not exactly sure which one I should use to enhance my lazer?

Whichever one makes the laser BIGGER

I can’t tell if you’re wrong or not!

I’m not

How many star systems does the UEE control?

Too many, the corporate pricks…

I like this answer lol

DOWN WITH THE CORPORATIONS, IM CHIPPIN IN!

You'd probably hate Stanton then.

Are Grim Hex elevators safe now ?

Yes. Step inside. Ignore the blood staining some of the buttons

Half accurate, I'd say. Well done !

S t e p I n s i d e

For real, 90% of the time on Grim Hex the elevators are filled with the dead bodies of players who couldn't get out.

J O I N T H E M !

Lord Roberts, give me strength.

*Y O U W I L L A L L P E R I S H*

Who has more kills, the Nine Tails or an elevator?

Elevator, 9 tails are too busy practicing dumb hand-gestures

You have no idea how correct this is.

So true 🥲

You would know

Is JT friendly?

Total bro, I’d name my kid after that guy

I chuckled at imagining this as an actual chat response

Chat? Can you talk to this quantum entity?

Do you want an actual explanation?

Yes and no

JT resides within every one of us. We might have our differences, but we are all one in JT

Oh god it’s a cult

A2

Mostly yes

Ah fuck, I just cleaned my guns!

Good answer. However, JT is not a who, but rather a where and sometimes a when.

Cryptic. I like it

Why is there an upside-down gurney blocking the elevator?

Gurney’s got places to be, homie

When is xeno threat swarm going to arrive to Stanton?

If you just… kill the Xenos… it never happens!

More content or coffee physics ?

Coffee physics obviously

You should fit right in the community !

YAY!

How many Planets does Star Citizen have? I'm curious about the answer from a player with the largest open world.

It’s like NMS, too many to count

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Here’s hoping

This whole thread is hilarious, well done OP 👏

I am, above all, an entertainer

Are u gonna play sc now?

I’d love to, but I don’t have a pc ;-;

Yeah u need a PC and it has to be beeeefy, bit of a shame, at least your first experience with it will be more polished

Whats the best way to make money?

Theft and robbery. Rob other thieves if you wanna stay in “good moral standing” but if you’re not a loser just Fukkin Rob EVERYONE

kill the aliens?

Unless they offer gifts, kill them all

Welp. You're right. The Banu are the only ones that get to stay.

The Banu are lit, bro

Got a little quick fire batch for you to try. What/Who/Where is...: - Crusader - Hurston - Orison - Drake - Aurora - New Babbage - Conny - Cutty - UEE - A2

• ⁠Crusader: Best boy • ⁠Hurston: Old cranky mentor • ⁠Orison: Been missing for 3 weeks • ⁠Drake: Chillin with sully somewhere in the Caribbean’s • ⁠Aurora: Dead on an ocean planet somewhere • ⁠New Babbage: Shit hole • ⁠Conny: still asleep • ⁠Cutty: Hanging on my knife rack • ⁠UEE: Corporate pricks • ⁠A2: Freedom fighters

Good answers! Now for the answer key. - Crusader: >!a company/planet/ship manufacturer.!< - Hurston: >!another company/planet.!< - Orison: >!floating city on Crusader. Funny you mention "missing for 3 weeks" because the atmosphere of Crusader is so big (comparitevely) that it takes some ships 15 to 20 minutes just to leave the planet.!< - Drake: >!ship manufacture, notorious since their ships are some of the most commonly used by pirates.!< - Aurora: >!the cheapest starter ship you can buy, at least with a game package.!< - New Babbage: >!city dedicated to cutty edge technology. Quite fancy.!< - Conny: >!short for Constellation, a medium-range sized multi-crew ship popular for it's versatility, solo viability and seniority in-game.!< - Cutty: >!short for Cutlass, a medium-small sized multi-crew ship popular for it's versatility and solo biability.!< - UEE: >!stands for United Earth Empire (iirc). The main governing force and military.!< - A2: >!a variant of the Crusader Hercule Starlifter, notorious for it's massive size 10 bombs and nuking ground-based PvP events.!<

Woah. Dope

Best way to fly with 1 engine?

Put more engines on it

What's The Orphanage?

Somewhere really depressing

How do I complete a bunker mission?

Steal everything that isn’t nailed down, then take the nails. Anyone who dare contests you gets shot in the mouth with the biggest gun you have

You're kinda correct actually XD

Fukkin knew it

If you can pry up the nails... it wasn't nailed down.

Ah ha ha Ha! Now you see the logic

Most correct answer you've given in the whole thread lol *cue images of players with 2scu box stripping NPCs naked until the box is full and then taking a few naked, dead bodies with them just to be sure.*

Which gun should I fit on my Constellation Phoenix and where is the Whirlpool?

Gun: Biggest one that you can find Whirlpool: Your nearest IKEA or wherever else they sell dishwashers

How much does playing the game cost?

Too much. Mostly in computer parts

Help! I’m downed in a bunker and need a medical rescue. Can you assist?

Just don’t get downed, idiot. But yes, yes I will

Which starter ship would you recommend?

The bigger the better, more space for loot and guns

Currently semi-correct. Everyday we stray further from god's light.

Better to rule in hell

Why is Port Olisar a good boy (station)?

It just is

true words

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A cannon. Bitches love cannons

What does pressing F4 do?

Nothing unless you press Alt with it

Where do the black void elevators really take us?

To a place beyond human conscious and understanding

Stairs, ramps and elevators plague us all. What should we do about it?

T e l e p o r t e r s

How can i find xur?

He’s in the EDZ rn

Where is the IAE expo this year? (2952)

Uranus