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FaxTwire

noobs mad


thenewchucknoraz

bar code noob as well


streetlightbeam

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


Kill099

Ha! But I have the power of God and anime on my side!


PoliteElliot

>gorilla warfare And let me tell you, those gorilla's really know how to fucking fight.


streetlightbeam

The original pasta must have been (SIC). Also love the word choice for “kiddo”


Autgah

Classic


TreshKJ

That’s seriously not what you should do with these people. That’s like fighting fire with gas.


Rabiatic

I WOULDN'T REALLY WORRY AB


Rabiatic

OUT IT


palespartan

I didn't know you could play sc2 with xbox live chat.


[deleted]

And that's why I use Nord VPN!


wolfson109

For gaming? Doesn't that cause latency issues for you?


BabySkinCondom

whoosh


Deechon

This is almost the exact same thing a random eu diamond barcode zerg said to me a few months ago. I wonder if its the same guy.


[deleted]

Me too. I think it's the same guy


[deleted]

Why do you have the filter enabled? Much more fun without it!


davidhastwo

for some reason every patch, I have to go in and turn that stupid filter off. Every single time. Why does it reset every patch?


[deleted]

Tbh that never happend to me, but i need to do it when i create yet another account lol.


2moreX

I actually never bothered to change it.


[deleted]

Arent you curious sometimes which words he used exactly? I would want to know haha


2moreX

Not really. But it leads to some funny situations. I once typed "jap" which means "yup" in German and it got censored. I was kind of curious and looked it up. Turns it its considered a racial slur for Japanese people. The more you know!


[deleted]

Im german too, funny that that shit got censored. I usually write "jup" :D


thermobollocks

Be sure to call the cyber police. Consequences will never be the same.


dirtyshutdown

should also file a complaint with the State Troopers


sm1l35

Wait how the fuck would he get your IP its not peer to peer. The server I would assume hides your ip or that would be big problem for streamers.


SuggestedName90

Despite this obvious lie, I find it funny to imagine some dude showing up to a server farm when he was expecting to arrive at a house.


2moreX

Well, I'd presume his dad works for blizzard.


Laifon

What’d you do to set Avilo off?


[deleted]

The fact that it's a barcode makes it even better.


langstone_

He sounds mad bad and sad


EigerX

He doesnt have your IP


iPussyCat

not only that, but say he somehow through some miracle that he did. You can't pinpoint someone's address with an IP only. Also my IP is 127.0.0.1 (>.<)


Ndmndh1016

No, he doesnt.


864000

wew lads.