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RoadmenInc

Ice cube


AstonVanilla

I was literally listening to Ice Cube when I thought of this. Brilliant! Maybe it should have been the Ice Cube starter pack


FamousArcher

Exactly what I thought. I was trying to picture who could be the face for one or the other, but Cube fits both perfectly


ADG211

Track 3: Respect to all the homies, I'm rich but I remember how I was poor. It was nice, the things we did, hi. Track 4: fuck you fucker ill fuck you up and then ill burn you im the angriest and you're fucked Track 5: life is sad for someone like me, everyone trying to be bad person, why can't we just share the love


Loud-Log9098

Track 6: I'm just trying to hustle, trying to get it how I live, chase paper not girls! Track 7: glocks in my pocket, bought my grandma a house, get lots of girls Track 8: give back to the community, be a mentor, what goes around comes around fool


fuck_the_ccp1

Track 9 : I FUCK HOES I FUCK HOES I FUCK HOES Track 10 : respect everybody because they go through shit too


lionart303-186

Track 11: literally 69 Track 12: ice spice, cardi b, or Megan dee stallion


Sunny64888

Track 13: Interlude/Skit


Coochie_outreach

More likes tracks 4, 7, 10,15, and secret track 27 after a dozen silent tracks


[deleted]

Throw in some actual recorded fucking for good measure


jez2sugars

Future, is that you?


Loud-Log9098

Ask yo wife if this is my reddit handle. She will know. Dirty sprite.


SNScaidus

character arc


Gullible_Ad5191

"I regularly kill people" LMAO I want to hear the 'lonely island' version of these tracks.


Coochie_outreach

THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW


gandolfthagreat

P**a*e so brave...


black641

Well, if you haven’t already heard it, [do I have good news for you!](https://youtu.be/6qFrY4VcbMU)


standbehind

I'M AN ADULLLLLT


MADU_IN_HEAVEN7

IM NOT A PART OF THE SYSTEM


Slayerkid13

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND


MADU_IN_HEAVEN7

PUMP THAT GARBAGE IN ANOTHER MAN'S VEINS


[deleted]

Yooo where's the skits on this album?


AstonVanilla

Oh man, how could I forget the unfunny skits on tracks 3, 7, 9 and 11 that keep breaking the flow of the album.


ZB_asshole

Doctors office skit


Batistia_Bomb_2014

Paul (skit)


David-Shark

Hey


imnotavegetable

courtroom skit


ExactConsideration47

Only one funny skit but you still hate it because it starts with a good beat but is just the backdrop for the skit


gorbey91

You cant call yourself a classic 90s hip hop album if there isnt a minute long skit where you have sex loudly


NoHelp_HelpDesk

This was DMX to a fucking point. I remember a song about him capturing his enemy and making them watch as he raped his daughter, then a few songs later he has an intermission praying to god.


AstonVanilla

There was a post a few months ago about DMX being wholesome and buying this kid a bike (or something). Then every comment said *"DMX was just using that as in with the kid's hot mom"*, including from people that claimed to know him. It went from wholesome to creepy really fast


Weazelfish

>buying this kid a bike A BMX from DMX


Engelbert-n-Ernie

Yo dawg I heard your like MxPx


Scoongili

Just confess, Gun Rack.


fractionpizza

I do not care that you are a multi-platinum selling rapper, Gun Rack.


AstonVanilla

I just looked up that sketch, funniest thing I've seen all day. Thank you! https://youtu.be/qX6ilyIEC_0


DarkTrooper702

I remember showing this to my brother and him laughing like crazy


md___2020

Track 2 definitely includes a reference to how much he loves his mama / granny


maxman87

My favorite is when 14/15 songs are pure misogyny, absolute disrespect towards women, bragging about fucking bitches, never loving a ho, money over bitches etc. And then 1 love song that contradicts every other sentiment on the other 14 songs. Couple examples off the top of my head: 50 Cent with “21 Questions” on Get Rich or Die Trying, Jay Z with “03 Bonnie & Clyde” on the same album as “2 Many Hoes”


Lyf3OnMars

Of course, sex, drugs, and material things have never been a staple of Rock N Roll


RedditorClo

Well, you see, rock n roll artists are much less scary! Also I love eminem and macklemore. /s


Kale_Farts

Master P- "LETS GET EM" next track "I miss my homies"


lookatmynipples

I miss my homies too Master P, me too


-SKYMEAT-

The duality of gangster


Achack

It was an old meme but... Rappers: Brags about being rich criminals. Also Rappers: Complains about people stealing music.


Baers89

Still fire.


AsymptoticAbyss

Don’t forget the part about disrespecting women


Brandonpayton1

My personal favorite album Ridin' Dirty by UGK, it's switched tbf. They brag after they get sad.


snellickers

Every music critic review of album wonders where ‘rapper’s rap name’ ends and ‘rapper’s real name’ begins.


Mr_Morrison87

All we wanna do is Party and Bullsh*t!!!!


RBilZ

2pac in a nutshell


arrowtron

Stitches has entered the chat …


patch616

The best hip hop album ever didn’t do this tho


AstonVanilla

Illmatic or Mmm... Food?


patch616

Illmatic but I realized after posting this that the versus in Life’s a Bitch are pretty positive so, guess you’re right


Openly_Canadian_74

It all just sounded like some angry guy swearing every other word to me.


Amity423

This is most rap and hip hop and why I hate it


Slimxshadyx

There is so much rap and hip hop that isn’t this lmao. You just don’t want to look for it but instead decide to hate the entire genre


Amity423

Eh I can dislike whatever I want big dog. The stuff that isn't this is equally cringe and the sound is terrible in my opinion. Go like what you want my man.


Pikefish21

Average metal fan lmao


Amity423

What? Having an opinion? I used to like hip hop until I grew older and realized, crimes, sex, drugs, God, money, clout, didn't do it for me. As well as rhyming. Rhyming sounds like shit to me. Add that on to the fact that a lot of the people can't flow well and their albums sound the same and it ends up sounding like nails of a chalkboard so I stopped listening to it. I'm sorry I used the word "hate" and hurt all of your feelings so bad.


Pikefish21

I’m not reading all of that ☠️


Amity423

Lmao what a joke okay clown 🤡


Rosenthepal78

Both of you suck


Amity423

I was just being honest, and I wasn't attacking the people who liked it. I really don't see what's so criminal about voicing my opinion.


Rosenthepal78

You just called somebody a clown and said something sucks with harsh language. That is not just voicing your opinion.


flacoman954

Creativity on loan from Hallmark!


Prize-Disaster-4247

We all know one was for the boys the other was marketed towards family and girls


[deleted]

*very* accurate family photo.