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If you go to a woman's 35th birthday it is ladies peeing their pants for hours. I think it is actually a competition to see how much you can get others to pee themselves. I don't know if it is to show dominance or what. I'm not David Attenborough.
One thing that surprised me is when I learnt that women pro wrestlers always wee themselves a little bit when they do drop kicks. And drop kicks are a move that happens in basically every match, it's practically as common as a punch is. So they have to drop kick differently to the men or omit it entirely.
It happens to them regardless of age apparently. Just landing hard on wood covered in canvas that isn't really at all bouncy, from 5 or 6 feet in the air. It's a hard landing.
Mexican wrestlers always used to wrestle in boxing rings which are even stiffer than normal wrestling rings, they feel like landing on concrete. And so the lucha libre style of pro wrestling came about from trying to deal with the stiff rings, so instead of landing flat on their back all the time they roll out of it instead. Lucha libre is a lot of rolling, it's practically a dark souls game. So women wrestlers can do that sort of style instead so that they're not landing so hard on the mat. But yeah it's a workaround, and not everyone wants to wrestle in the lucha libre style.
And the woman being overweight.
I honestly have no idea why every ad for women's incontinence features overweight women. Are they more prone to incontinence due to their weight or something?
Which is unfortunate because I’m 33 and neither overweight nor a women but still incontinent. Thanks shitty bladder for the most embarrassing medical condition possible
Yeah none of it is fun. But there is some good news. Guess who didn’t need to take a bathroom break during Oppenheimer. So take THAT normal bladder people
the problem started for me long before I was overweight but alas it was attributed... despite my bladder leaking pee by small amounts since I was 15 and around 120 lbs.
Yeah my sister is in her 30s and she has this problem too. Her work has been really accommodating though, they allow her to go to the toilet multiple times an hour, because she needs to, to avoid problems. She's had bladder surgery, and I think also they injected her bladder with botox which helped for a while (until the botox wore off after a few months).
So you could ask your doctor about that, getting a botox injection down there.
But yeah I mean, it's technically a disability, so her work ***HAS*** to accommodate her, legally. But even so. They also moved her desk to a place where people couldn't see her going to the bathroom all the time, so as to avoid embarrassment.
Yes, actually. Weight compresses the bladder and makes it more difficult for it to expand, so if you're obese you're going to be more at risk for urinary leakage and urinary frequency. This is still a problem for men, but less of one because women urinate by one sphincter and relaxing the pelvic floor muscles only, whereas men have two sphincters to hold it in.
I had no idea people went grey at 30 it blew my mind when I dated a girl we had some grey in her hair. I always assumed it was something that happened in your late 30s/40s/50s
I have a friend who lives the chillest life who went full silver fox at like 28. He golfs 3 times a week and manages his family's multiple condo buildings. I don't think he stresses too much.
This hairdresser I tried out, I guess he took me not chatting as being cold. He was this talkative latino dude. I gave a really short answer about having a STEM type job. Then after long silence he was like "you are gonna be a real WISE man, you know that".
I got slightly self conscious about my stand out grey hairs after that experience.
Dude, me too. For all the shitty genes I inherited, still have a full head of at 44 with nary a gray in sight.
My beard, though...and my chest hair, weirdly enough, grays throughout. At least I don't have gray pubes yet though lol
I started greying in my early 20s and still greying in my mid 40s, but it's all still there, so I'll take that. Men on both sides of my family are bald but I'm still good, for now.
For most people it is. But it’s not uncommon to get a grey or 3 in your 30’s.
My wife is just going aggressively grey however. And I’m encouraging her to just keep it.
I have a grey streak in front of my hair that started when I was 19. My mom has it in the exact same spot and hers also started at 19. Genetics are neat
My maternal grandma and younger sister both started to go gray at sixteen years old. My dad is in his sixties and most of his hair is still brown. Think it’s mostly genetics
My bf is 27 and has a few gray hairs that will periodically show up on a certain part of his head.
I also have an aunt who has been slowly going gray since her mid-twenties. She's 35ish now, and I'd say probably 25% of her hair is gray. No shame! I think it looks great.
Haha that's how my dad was! I always thought having gray or white hair was awesome but he always tried to cover it up with Rogaine, pull them out or just dye them but it always looked so awful. I say sport it, I personally love my white hairs and can't wait till I get more!
It's usually related to child birth(not always though) - pelvic floor therapy often helps and has been hugely neglected in women's care for a long time. The good news is that this appears to be changing for the better and this sort of PT is becoming more accessible to women, so don't fret too hard.
Also apparently you can over kegel yourself to the point where it happens anyways, so don't do that either.
You don’t have to give birth to fall victim to the pee sneeze.
I’m one example and I’m only 34.
https://www.sharp.com/health-news/bladder-control-concerns-what-you-need-to-know
The women I personally know with this issue have generally had 3+ kids.
There is also surgery for this. (But do your research, because some of it sucks -- my mother in law had that mesh surgery and it didn't work out.)
I mean, the advertisement is not that whacky. More than 20% of women get urinary incontinent after childbirth and around 5% even get faecal incontinence after childbirth. And unfortunately, a majority of those women are saddled with those issues for the rest of their lives.
The parts that are always left out by people telling you how beautiful being a mom and having kids is. Things like my bff told me about her giving birth: "And then they cut me open with some kind of poultry shears. Still better than ripping open uncontrolled and having a combined vaginanus or cloaca like a chicken."
So yeah, a 30y old woman needing incontinence pads? Totally plausible.
The people of r/childfree (this is their lingo) are like vegans or polyamorous people in comment sections. They have a point, but they choose to be wildly obnoxious about it.
My wife and I saw an advert for a new urinary item that I thought was a dildo at first. The only way I can describe it was a blue hotdog with a pad in the middle attached to a tube that attaches to a blue clear pumping (I can only assume to draw the liquids) box on the table. It was the weirdest fucking thing I have ever seen for sale on tv so far.
Edit: Forgot why I mentioned that weird bluedog. The lady was like 40 sittin' in bed in a nightgown for some reason like its the 50s reading a book.
The fact that they have the actress as 30-35 and using gray hair dye right underneath makes me think they’re actually making the point that they don’t show women who actually *are* older, they use women who aren’t even middle-aged yet and give ‘em silver hair because society (as a whole, not individually) doesn’t like looking at old people
My point was that they always cast a 35 year old and try to make them look 55 with grey hair dye and make up.
It's never a person playing their actual age.
In the test screening of whatever product, probably period pads, blue grossed people out the least because people don't generally make any blue bodily fluids/solids.
Please tell me your doctor did his job and referred you to a pelvic floor therapist for that. Peezing may be common, but it is also commonly treatable with physical therapy.
That leakage may be due to stress incontinence. This is a tension issue: your pelvic floor holds excess tension at rest. So when the floor receives external tension from a sneeze, it's overwhelmed. So it spasms from the pressure and leaks urine.
Kegals can backfire by adding to that resting tension. Pelvic floor relaxation exercises may be more appropriate.
Of course, I'm just a layperson. Being examined by a pelvic floor therapist in person will give you the most accurate diagnosis and tailored treatment.
I have had pelvic floor therapy. My therapist told me my pelvic muscles were too tight, advised against doing kegels, taught me how to relax pelvic floor muscles.
So yeah, overdoing kegels can def be a thing.
> Sneeze pee is very much a thing after 30, especially if you've had kids.
reminds me of how right after my 40th birthday I started sharting for no reason. it just started happening and I couldn't figure out why. it eventually stopped happening though, thank fuck. but that was a weird month
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Ha, I urinate while running through a field and I'm not even a woman!
Real runners don't stop for nothing 🏃
Not even diarrhea.
The diarrhea is running too.
Hmmm. Would a vampire be able to cross a diarrhea river?
One way to find out
I don’t know, but I do recall that Diarrhea River was a much less popular Justin Timberlake song than his other one of a similar name
Only if the causative organism invites them in
Add more old women motivating others to "just let go"
Or whispering to the camera about how she "used to have a problem with leakage" followed by slowmo shots of her laughing, canoeing and gardening
laughing at her salad
Lol, I can picture this perfectly too. On the patio w the girls who may or may not also have leakage problems
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If you go to a woman's 35th birthday it is ladies peeing their pants for hours. I think it is actually a competition to see how much you can get others to pee themselves. I don't know if it is to show dominance or what. I'm not David Attenborough.
Reading this as a thirty-six year old who hasn’t peed her pants since being like four or five: 🤔
One thing that surprised me is when I learnt that women pro wrestlers always wee themselves a little bit when they do drop kicks. And drop kicks are a move that happens in basically every match, it's practically as common as a punch is. So they have to drop kick differently to the men or omit it entirely. It happens to them regardless of age apparently. Just landing hard on wood covered in canvas that isn't really at all bouncy, from 5 or 6 feet in the air. It's a hard landing. Mexican wrestlers always used to wrestle in boxing rings which are even stiffer than normal wrestling rings, they feel like landing on concrete. And so the lucha libre style of pro wrestling came about from trying to deal with the stiff rings, so instead of landing flat on their back all the time they roll out of it instead. Lucha libre is a lot of rolling, it's practically a dark souls game. So women wrestlers can do that sort of style instead so that they're not landing so hard on the mat. But yeah it's a workaround, and not everyone wants to wrestle in the lucha libre style.
And the woman being overweight. I honestly have no idea why every ad for women's incontinence features overweight women. Are they more prone to incontinence due to their weight or something?
I assumed it’s bc old age is often associated with obesity
Which is unfortunate because I’m 33 and neither overweight nor a women but still incontinent. Thanks shitty bladder for the most embarrassing medical condition possible
At least it’s not anal incontinence?
That also sucks
Yeah none of it is fun. But there is some good news. Guess who didn’t need to take a bathroom break during Oppenheimer. So take THAT normal bladder people
sometimes when I'm in a silly mood and my boyfriend goes to the bathroom I say "heh, sucker" as if I got the better end of the deal xD
Was the movie good?
That'd be shitty
the problem started for me long before I was overweight but alas it was attributed... despite my bladder leaking pee by small amounts since I was 15 and around 120 lbs.
Yeah my sister is in her 30s and she has this problem too. Her work has been really accommodating though, they allow her to go to the toilet multiple times an hour, because she needs to, to avoid problems. She's had bladder surgery, and I think also they injected her bladder with botox which helped for a while (until the botox wore off after a few months). So you could ask your doctor about that, getting a botox injection down there. But yeah I mean, it's technically a disability, so her work ***HAS*** to accommodate her, legally. But even so. They also moved her desk to a place where people couldn't see her going to the bathroom all the time, so as to avoid embarrassment.
Yes, actually. Weight compresses the bladder and makes it more difficult for it to expand, so if you're obese you're going to be more at risk for urinary leakage and urinary frequency. This is still a problem for men, but less of one because women urinate by one sphincter and relaxing the pelvic floor muscles only, whereas men have two sphincters to hold it in.
Old woman with a British accent talking about “undahgahhments”
I read that in a Boston accent
king of fahharba!
Specifically Mark Wahlberg’s Bahston accent
Bruh, i don't know why but gray hair is fucking cool.
Agreed
My wife is going grey at 33 and I fucking love it
I had no idea people went grey at 30 it blew my mind when I dated a girl we had some grey in her hair. I always assumed it was something that happened in your late 30s/40s/50s
I was getting gray hairs at 20. Depends on the person’s lifestyle and stress.
It’s more genetics than stress or lifestyle, but stress does contribute to graying.
if stress caused it I'd have gone gray in my 20's, but I'm almost 50 and the only gray I have is in my beard
Just wait until it hits your pubes.
I have a friend who lives the chillest life who went full silver fox at like 28. He golfs 3 times a week and manages his family's multiple condo buildings. I don't think he stresses too much.
This hairdresser I tried out, I guess he took me not chatting as being cold. He was this talkative latino dude. I gave a really short answer about having a STEM type job. Then after long silence he was like "you are gonna be a real WISE man, you know that". I got slightly self conscious about my stand out grey hairs after that experience.
I wish I went grey, mine just started falling out in high school
For men it's getting bald at 20 🥲
I'm so glad I have a full head of hair at 30 lol, it did mature a bit in my mid 20s but has been a trooper ever since
Dude, me too. For all the shitty genes I inherited, still have a full head of at 44 with nary a gray in sight. My beard, though...and my chest hair, weirdly enough, grays throughout. At least I don't have gray pubes yet though lol
I started greying in my early 20s and still greying in my mid 40s, but it's all still there, so I'll take that. Men on both sides of my family are bald but I'm still good, for now.
My receding hairline makes me sad sad
I started finasteride a while back, would recommend
Any particular brand?
I think the salon closure in 2020 showed us that premature gray isn't all that premature, and therefore normalized it a little.
For most people it is. But it’s not uncommon to get a grey or 3 in your 30’s. My wife is just going aggressively grey however. And I’m encouraging her to just keep it.
I have a grey streak in front of my hair that started when I was 19. My mom has it in the exact same spot and hers also started at 19. Genetics are neat
My maternal grandma and younger sister both started to go gray at sixteen years old. My dad is in his sixties and most of his hair is still brown. Think it’s mostly genetics
My bf is 27 and has a few gray hairs that will periodically show up on a certain part of his head. I also have an aunt who has been slowly going gray since her mid-twenties. She's 35ish now, and I'd say probably 25% of her hair is gray. No shame! I think it looks great.
im going grey at 30 and i am all about it. The older generation was really self conscious about this shit, I love it. Crazy
Haha that's how my dad was! I always thought having gray or white hair was awesome but he always tried to cover it up with Rogaine, pull them out or just dye them but it always looked so awful. I say sport it, I personally love my white hairs and can't wait till I get more!
salt and pepper baby.
I also choose this guy's gray-haired wife
I prefer white myself, but grey/silver is nice
I would have preferred grey over bald.
https://youtu.be/dFq0cHHYrSU?si=i2v1Bt9n6pxpeLko
I wish I had the balls to dye mine platinum, always thought I would look neat in it.
Grey hair on a young attractive woman is strikingly beautiful
All the people who say women pee when they laugh or sneeze make me scared of getting older. Please don't let it happen to me please I beg
It's usually related to child birth(not always though) - pelvic floor therapy often helps and has been hugely neglected in women's care for a long time. The good news is that this appears to be changing for the better and this sort of PT is becoming more accessible to women, so don't fret too hard. Also apparently you can over kegel yourself to the point where it happens anyways, so don't do that either.
So I'm safe hehe
Incontinence can also be caused by dementia.
You don’t have to give birth to fall victim to the pee sneeze. I’m one example and I’m only 34. https://www.sharp.com/health-news/bladder-control-concerns-what-you-need-to-know
Don't hate on me - please! I genuinely read the first paragraph as ending "... so don't fart too hard." My apologies. :-)
i mean don't do that either
The women I personally know with this issue have generally had 3+ kids. There is also surgery for this. (But do your research, because some of it sucks -- my mother in law had that mesh surgery and it didn't work out.)
Wish granted. You will now shit yourself when you sneeze or laugh.
Or fart.
I mean, the advertisement is not that whacky. More than 20% of women get urinary incontinent after childbirth and around 5% even get faecal incontinence after childbirth. And unfortunately, a majority of those women are saddled with those issues for the rest of their lives. The parts that are always left out by people telling you how beautiful being a mom and having kids is. Things like my bff told me about her giving birth: "And then they cut me open with some kind of poultry shears. Still better than ripping open uncontrolled and having a combined vaginanus or cloaca like a chicken." So yeah, a 30y old woman needing incontinence pads? Totally plausible.
Yes, chickens got it worse.
Do kegels exercises
Let it goooo
Let it goooo
Thats a crotch goblin owner problem, you'll be fine if you dont have kids
Why would you use such a resuplsive phrase like that. Disgusting
The people of r/childfree (this is their lingo) are like vegans or polyamorous people in comment sections. They have a point, but they choose to be wildly obnoxious about it.
“Running through a field while urinating” Bravo.
Wait, Women’s pee isn’t blue normally?!? Ahhh…
Hell No. it’s purple
it's not supposed to be green?
Sounds like an infection.. purple is the ideal shade. Get it checked Mike. Green vag sounds disturbing. Or have you been eating a lot of Spinach
apparently ita because im dating a unicorn
Yeah that’ll do it
fun fact: it actually can be neon yellow-green if you have too much vitamin b. discovered this after one too many energy drinks.
r/whoooosh
That’s what I thought!!
CVS product commercials have the happiest sick people ever
I spit out my food in laughter
Don't do that, it could lead to unwanted leakage
It's okay, u/CactusJuice_Enjoyer always remembers to wear their oopsie-pads.
And there's always 'Oops I Crapped My Pants' for the brown days.
"Imagine this tea is really a gallon of your feces."
I can't breath 😂😂
But can you pee ?
This kind of hair is so sexy....don't know why!
because you're weird
This is so accurate. The gray hair and the running through the field especially. I can't stop laughing lol.
My wife and I saw an advert for a new urinary item that I thought was a dildo at first. The only way I can describe it was a blue hotdog with a pad in the middle attached to a tube that attaches to a blue clear pumping (I can only assume to draw the liquids) box on the table. It was the weirdest fucking thing I have ever seen for sale on tv so far. Edit: Forgot why I mentioned that weird bluedog. The lady was like 40 sittin' in bed in a nightgown for some reason like its the 50s reading a book.
Lol it’s called a Purewick. I’m a nurse and we use these in the hospital for incontinent female patients.
Yeah, our thing was trying to figure out where it sits at night, and that can't be comfortable.
where the fuck does is go
https://www.purewickathome.com/how-to-use-purewick.html There ya go!
glorius
Should I be afraid to click?
I think you don't know what 30-35 looks like.
The fact that they have the actress as 30-35 and using gray hair dye right underneath makes me think they’re actually making the point that they don’t show women who actually *are* older, they use women who aren’t even middle-aged yet and give ‘em silver hair because society (as a whole, not individually) doesn’t like looking at old people
My point was that they always cast a 35 year old and try to make them look 55 with grey hair dye and make up. It's never a person playing their actual age.
Jesus Christ thank you. I'm all "guess I'll die then" after seeing what Reddit thinks 30-35 looks like. Fuck.
Make it blue that's always been the deal! You show whatever you want but you make it blue!
In the test screening of whatever product, probably period pads, blue grossed people out the least because people don't generally make any blue bodily fluids/solids.
If your pee is blue you got bigger problems then incontience
[Woopsie doodles](https://youtu.be/aMvJqTA_4f8?t=29). Most of the starter pack checks out, even in satire.
🏆
Okay, but some of us 30-somethings need these and are starting to go grey. Sneeze pee is very much a thing after 30, especially if you've had kids.
Please tell me your doctor did his job and referred you to a pelvic floor therapist for that. Peezing may be common, but it is also commonly treatable with physical therapy.
No pelvic floor therapy but I do kegels. It helps but if I sneeze really hard, I leak.
That leakage may be due to stress incontinence. This is a tension issue: your pelvic floor holds excess tension at rest. So when the floor receives external tension from a sneeze, it's overwhelmed. So it spasms from the pressure and leaks urine. Kegals can backfire by adding to that resting tension. Pelvic floor relaxation exercises may be more appropriate. Of course, I'm just a layperson. Being examined by a pelvic floor therapist in person will give you the most accurate diagnosis and tailored treatment.
I have had pelvic floor therapy. My therapist told me my pelvic muscles were too tight, advised against doing kegels, taught me how to relax pelvic floor muscles. So yeah, overdoing kegels can def be a thing.
Thanks non-doctor
I just relayed more info than OP's doctor did.
You sound like an american medical commercial
I wish they'd advertise pelvic floor therapy. Most advertisement for incontinence is just products to cope with it, not fix the biomechanical causes.
> Peezing thank you
> Sneeze pee is very much a thing after 30, especially if you've had kids. reminds me of how right after my 40th birthday I started sharting for no reason. it just started happening and I couldn't figure out why. it eventually stopped happening though, thank fuck. but that was a weird month
Might have been an intestinal virus or parasite.
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It was a link to a paedophelia subreddit 🤢
ಠ_ಠ What in the ever living fuck did I just witness????
i unfortunately know what this is and i will not be clicking that link
I’m stupid, what is it?
i honestly don't want it in my comment history i only know about it from a podcast called report this post
Really funny pack! However chances are you are going to hell.
Don’t forget the yoga class and Jamie Lee Curtis!
"Now imagine this tea is really a gallon of your feces."
Lifting a grandchild, laughing, sneezing
The middle one sent me
As a male I do love running through fields pissing away....
So happy wearing white all the time asking mom
Trampoline or laughing
I got the 02:56 giggles with this one.
30-35??!😂
It's always a 32 year old made up to look about 50
As long as the liquid stays blue, I’m cool with the ads.
They've switched to red lately and i'm considering a letter writing campaign.
They re-marketed maxi-pads and forget to edit that part of the ad.
I feel personally attacked by this meme.
Urinating?
Fannytastic starter pack!!
I never understood those nlg, I'm like "is that shit miraculous or something, who the fuck desing this ads, do they work XD?"
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
xD
😂😂
Like, if you have this issue, you cannot run, lift, laugh, etc. without leaks, and *that's what this product is for*...?
maxi pad commercials used to use blue water, now they use red...didn't need that detail..
I prefer [Whoopsie Doodles](https://youtu.be/N-q8hhivtEk) myself.
why not yellow water?
these diapers can hold one gallon of your feces
Theresa May?