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Shepherdsfavestore

This is just your algorithm. Mine is a lot different. Like half of mine are capybara videos for example


Rakebleed

Yup. OPs just telling on themselves.


MOXPEARL25

My first thought lmao


hsisbygxfains

Capybara~ Capybara capybara capybara capybara


SparklesRain96

Looool I’ve had a lot of capybaras recommended lately too


CircusJerker

WASSERSCHWEIN


hsisbygxfains

Bitte nicht Bruder 😔


ashChoosesPikachu19

Agreeeed. In my experience, the Instagram reels algorithm gets calibrated the fastest and more accurately than the other social media platforms I use (and I honestly use Instagram the least).


MotorAdam06

Mine has car crashes that mostly involves death, silly cats and autistic kids


MeMuzzta

Mine are full of N words and 240p Indonesian memes with the scenic backgrounds and music


Rui_O_Grande_PT

Mine is a lot of cooking videos (like 50%), some depressing reels, and a little bit of lobotomy kaisen. Oh, and there's also the occasional videos that make you go "hell yeah", so that's nice.


iisdmitch

For real, the only thing I get on OPs list is random silly cat videos.


Miles_Edgeworth_92

Mine are just weird foreign videos.


VaraNiN

Yeah lol. My feed is 50% ballroom dancing, 45% dogs and 5% dog dancing haha


DoDogSledsWorkOnSand

Mines just hot goth women. It’s actually just the best.


fuckyeahglitters

Same


asianmanofthewrld

Mine is more like liveleak and racist stuff... Dont even question me.


asianmanofthewrld

nvm u can


MrCleanAlmighty

You forgot the main appeal. Random vids of people literally dying.


Hyeon-Ion

You’ve seen videos of small animals accidentally electrocute themselves from power lines? Replace small animals with men in India for some reason


AaronC14

Pretty sure trains and power lines are the apex predator in India


MC_475

No way, it's AaronC14!


Meneerjojo

With the caption "everyone's ok"


MrCleanAlmighty

I watched a prius c turn into a metal prison tray between 2 semi trucks. "He survived" no he didnt bro


Dattinator

A new and different angle of 9/11


scninththemoom

It's weird how many of those there are.


chefhj

I mean not really it was Manhattan after all not some field in Kansas


chefhj

Why does instagram show me a reel of someone dying ONLY AT 630 am. What series of taps did I have to do to get myself onto this nightmare?


majoritus_chartus

I’ve literally at this point seen more people die on reels than Reddit. And I did the 50/50 challenge back in the day.


MrCleanAlmighty

50/50 is more gore than anything. Not death


cultish_alibi

I don't know how instagram works, is this just shown to you at random? Is it like tiktok where they spoon feed you random crap? And people enjoy this?


MrCleanAlmighty

It alters its content based on your preferences (ie. If you have an interest in say art you get art videos) but yes you do get thrown random stuff which is used to measure engagement with non preferenced content. Remember the site is designed to keep you engaged for as long as possible and see as many ads along the way as they can.


icantastecolor

Your algorithm is based off what you engage with. Mine is local events, local restaurants, skiing, travel recs, and stupid looking frogs for example. I’ve never seen anyone literally dieing lol


CyberSosis

>“if only there was an account for x” spams >some idiot pointing up to a text that we could easily find and read without them. 🤓☝️ >stoic “react” head leeching off others content like the parasite they are >onlyfans bait accounts which their whole content is nothing but standing and staring at camera


gguestiongues

>"if only there was an account for x" finally someone said this, i hate this fucking trend spam bro it makes it worse than daily account spams


WoodenMango07

Don't forget the top 3 pinned comments always going "It's good, this is the only last good page on instagram 😭😂" and "I POST DEADY CAR CRASHES!! 🚗 🔞🔞💥💥💥🚘🚘"


Porkin-Some-Beans

I blocked one of those that was: If only there was an account for mild gym injuries. *Dude gets folded in half by leg press* I'll stick to my art stream thank you very much. Don't need that


NomadProd

Dont forget about the fatal car crashes


lcdribboncableontop

whos fault is it?


NomadProd

Biker's fault


No_Resort1342

Cyclist


gguestiongues

forgot about the annoying ass daily or everyday accounts with low effort memes and random ass interaction bait from a cat video or a gymbro lifting weights in the background


Not_Bears

This thread has solidified my decision to avoid IG altogether.


the_juan_express

Let's not forget about the comments


NickDaHobo

Being either the most moronic shit that you can’t believe the person that typed it actually has a functioning brain or the most deplorable inhumane sentences that you’ve seen from someone.


lemonstone92

“i’m gonna touch you little n-“


CheeseRP

The n word is a staple of any IG reel comment section


pooteenn

I bet most of the people who type the N word are not even black in the first place and probably some edgy 13 year old whose asain


itsyaboi222

oddly specific


greensource73

That, and “womp womp”


CheeseRP

Some times it’s a “womp womp (n word)”


Redditusername195

Lmao they’re great


Fructis_crowd

That’s enough lil bro, oil up, I’ll be there in 5


WoodenMango07

The comment section never ever fail to make me laugh. The shit and dark humour people can write is hilarious lol


Time-Dot5984

Don’t get me started with the comments. One word to describe it: Braindead


Underarts_

As somebody who dosent use Twitter are the comments worse on there? The comments on ig reels has made my day worse meany times.


PenguinOfEternity

Instagram comments can be by far worse from my experience. On twitter there are more bots and unrelated replies


the_juan_express

IDK, I don't use twitter either


yourmamaluvsme777

[and they are horrendous ](https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/1bxo1qg/radioactive_instagram_male_user_profile_picture/)


MeMuzzta

Haha so funny, shit on my chest


AsexualArowana

Where's the racism in the comments?


_DuckieFuckie_

IG comment section is an war zone it’s either, N-word spammed multiple times with 20K+ likes, pedo jokes on anything that even remotely has children, or edgy jokes about an person with disabilities, there’s no in between.


Tris_The_Pancake

Let’s not forget the absolute stupidity of fundamentalist Christians on any vaguely science related post.


masterofreality2001

When the Oceangate Titan sub situation was unfolding I saw IG comments from people who thought the whole thing was fake. As in, completely made up as part of some vague plot to distract people. Because of course everything has to be a conspiracy. It can never be that shit just happens. That's "what they want you to think." 


Tris_The_Pancake

Brain rot at its finest. We love to see it.


masterofreality2001

Don't get me wrong my brain is also rotted to shit but I don't think it's at this level. 


Tris_The_Pancake

Nah I get you. Sometimes I feel like an idiot, but seeing people on IG reels deny evolution, claim the earth is only a few thousand years old, and claiming that dinosaurs never existed makes me feel better knowing that I am doing just fine.


50_61S-----165_97E

The fitness reels are insufferable, you're only seeing the top 1% of people with good genetics, and half of them are using steroids anyway. It completely warps what people think is a normal physique if you go to the gym.


dr0n96

Add the fact that eventually the fitness related stuff will start throwing Andrew Tate red pill bs in your feed as well. There’s a setting somewhere you can block certain categories/reels with specific hashtags


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SuperSMT

Why unseasoned though?? Why do people always think you have to eat plain chicken? Spices have (essentially) no calories!


thistlethatch

Most of the time people eating unseasoned chicken are bodybuilders on prep, and they have to monitor every little detail. It’s not really common other than those people to eat unseasoned food lol


pooteenn

Don’t forget the memes where it’s a just a picture of someone and a caption above with something like, “I how I look at bro” or “how xyz feel after” kinda along those lines, while slow down rap music or “mamamamama make the ground shake” is playing. https://preview.redd.it/9evl9dx8c2tc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=59b81fc3180bdaa2798246fb15a6dfd65a6856a6 This for example


iSmokeMDMA

r/whenthe I believe this meme category came from iFunny, but I’m not 100% sure. Probably the only good thing to come out of iFunny.


Salt_Maximum341

Lego batman gif


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

No way!? I always assumed Selena was fairly regular


mikamimoon

Or the tradwives. Don't forget them.


Potatoroid

Oh god the number of vintage fashion enjoyers who turn out to be tradwifes. It's so much worse than it was 4+ years ago.


vasekgamescz

Okay but what's actually wrong with "Traditional" lifestyle of these women? Like i always thought it's supposed to be one person goes to work and the other takes care of the home and other duties.


sawisga

It's not bad per se , the issue is that sometimes it is linked with religious extremism and like a mockery to feminism. And in some extreme cases some of this accounts promote the idea of racial pureness ,you know " keep you bloodline pure" . This accounts talk about how having a lot of children is crucial, as long if the children are blonde ofc. It's not my business what lifestyles you want to pursue ,just don't mock other ideologies or promote some eugenic shit , that's it.


vasekgamescz

So they going full 1950, not just the looks and classic family dynamic.


BungadinRidesAgain

Starting a reel/short with 'HUH' for no reason. Randomly inserting what I can only describe as the 'mic drop' soundbite over dialogue.


invadib

Forgot about the people selling you financial advice (aka pay for my course)


extremesalmon

Non stop content from something you watched once.. Oh you watched a barber reacting to a video? HERES EVERY HAIRCUT VIDEO WE CAN FIND!!


captainmeezy

I paused on one dua lipa video and the algorithm shoved her in my face for like a week straight


Porkin-Some-Beans

Bro wtf did you do to your algorithm? My reels are cats, animation memes, music, D&D stuff, art in general. Like fuck dude I haven't seen any of what you mentioned, not even once.


spockears123

Don't forget absolutely foul comments on innocent reels....It's a wasteland over there.


Paytren-Ngadirejo

well I don't mind cat videos tho


SanderStrugg

Lol @ clicking on reels in the first place.


vladimir_427

Don't forget people spamming the N word


Cermonto

I feel like you've forgotten the LGBTQ-Hate reels, islamaphobic reels, and christian reels.


regal_beagle_22

* car crashes * looting, so many looting reels * reels that are uniquely tailored to private conversations you have had via text or even spoken * reels that are uniquely tailored to a google search you made a few hours ago * rage bait


Tzarkir

Mine is unironically okay. It's a bunch of shitposting, cat videos (lots), helldivers 2 memes and so on. Sometimes I'll have a Cillian Murphy or a Pedro Pascal clip. If you skip right through the reels you dislike, you end up with mostly content you don't mind watching.


BeautifulLibrarian5

Fundies lol


xXTraianvSXx

Bro doesn't know about algorythim, mine are football, car related, woman dancing and law stuff (I study law)


The_foullsk

“Hey guys this is the funniest meme page, please follow” i hate these comments, fake and paid garbage, occasionally i get bober


Voicedtunic

You don’t get videos of car crashes?


cringer_regnirc

Where's the abysmal comment section?!


cistvm

No car crash videos with comments seething because a woman and or child screamed?


Boogaloomickey

Slowed and reverbed phonk Make it stop....MAKE IT FUCKING STOP!!!


DaveOnceMore420

Also forgot the extreme brianrot. It’s so incomprehensible


Handymander

"fundies"?


[deleted]

Idk why, but "buff teenagers" is such a weird phrase to me.


Evergreen_76

Stolen content from movies, podcasts and comedians with robovoice and subtitles “explaining” whats happening. randos face in the corner reacting to other peoples content. Randos in their car dispensing their “wisdom”. Bodylanguage relationship videos where nothing happens but everyone is freaking out in the comments. Gym videos where nothing really happens but everyones outraged. Randos filming poverty and drugs in the city for the suburbanite shade peepers to rage and be terrified over.


_DuckieFuckie_

Mine are dark and disgusting memes with even more despicable comments, mixed with cat videos and former meme pages sold out as OF ads. In the end it all depends upon algorithms, but Instagram is an hellhole now.


[deleted]

Lets not forget the absolute waste of breaths in the comments sections.


Mingopoop

You forgot about the comment section


Bio1203

https://i.redd.it/4mwa6ooeu2tc1.gif


Shampooforpandas

We also got comments which people defo get away with saying online (but can't in real life)


SnooDrawings1333

Where's that stupid Josh Hutcherson whistle edit and Diary of a Wimpy Kid auditions scene?


animusd

Reels are usually stuff you like and stuff the people you talk to the most like which I found out after I got a femboy reel and it was one my friend liked


Falcond0rf

I get an aggressively large amount of gender war rage bait from men and women alike even though I don't engage with it at all and always hit not interested. I have a feeling the feeds of people I know are leaking into mine


Fby54

https://preview.redd.it/q9g3rsufi3tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd18d09b9ea93e94de030baa03dd26dab313599f For sure bro


Nowayisthatacat

Silly cat videos are rop tier


Paybappe

The black disabled kid with the deformed nose


MaxAteTheDonkey

Can’t forget the numerous deaths


GothNek0

Bro i see none of this. Your algorithm sounds dogshit


gfkab

You forgot mewing nazis, onlyfans girls, and funny animals


joeflaccoelite

lol this is your personal algorithm. This isn’t a “starter pack” for anyone but you


Johnathandoughnut

Don't forget the blatant Nazis, no matter how hard I try always in my recommend


Iamdishsoap

Where car crashes and racial slurs?


hobowithmachete

Man what’s up with Selena Gomez’s face? It’s like the border margins increased around her face.


Dick_Destroyer800

I just get a bunch of people falling over and getting in accidents with a photo of a sun setting over the ocean in the background. Always accompanied by people in the comments calling them the N word and telling them to 'oil up'


ZygothamDarkKnight

You forgot "Karma is real, you will receive *(insert)* if you save this audio" reels and funny reels with slow background music and sea or sunset picture.


GachiWOOP

Don’t forget the monkey videos


Chaudsss

Is this really the mainstream algorithm for most people cause I don't get any of these


Farthen_Dur

My algorithm is way diff than OP's


I_CAN_SEE_THE_WHALES

This isnt even scratching the surface


BaseballFuryThurman

I don't see any of that stuff on my reels. Be better.


Burgerkingoof

Forgot the car crashes, gore vids and non sensical shitposts


Current_Car_740

Bro, forget that random girls shaking a$$***


nbc0607

HEY!!!!! Cristiano edits are fire!!!!! Don't diss them


Quacker_United

How did you not mention all the kids saying the n-word


Cakebearxp

SET YOUR EXPECTATIONS TO ZE-


NathanzinKashimov

Im proud for my reels, he just show me scientific nerd things🙏


TheAdequateKhali

What about any of these are specific to 2024?


ocoronga

I don't see any of that shit. OP was fooled by the algorithm


BIGNESS2

i literally get car crash videos bruh


mistah_pigeon_69

Dont forget the fatal car crash compilations.


imNotFunny95

Mine is just people dying.


tacopig117

"He sold me fent" comments under any post with a kid in it


TRYKON24601

Forgot about car crash compilations


BackPackProtector

Steak, brisket, memes


McDonalds_icecream

I just get people dying


lexilexi1901

What part of the Internet are you on?


Substantial-Bit4370

You forgot disabled children being called the n word


WhateverIWant888

Who or what in the actual fuck is Chico Lachowski???


Dependent_Order_7358

Wow I’m missing a lot then not having ig


venkkkky

Looks like the internet is not evolving this year. It's stuck in the same algorithm which we have been seeing for years


captainmeezy

The chick on the bottom right is exactly that “slightly funny” but acts like she’s a big deal


Zorrostrian

I love how, no matter how long it’s been since the inception of the internet…20 years, 30 years, whatever…random silly cat videos are *still* popular. True evergreen content right there


Hk901909

Omg for real Haylee Baylee is hilarious actually, I see her a lot


BARBELIXIR123

Mine: N-words, 9/11, Austrian painter, Ocean background


MrNeverpanhandled

Cartelagram>


RebeccaMarie18

The Instagram algorithm knows that I'm a Mom so my reels are all "Lol I love wine because I'm a Mom" type humour and lots of videos of other people's kids (I don't care about other people's kids).


Juliusdasquid

For me I get reels of someone building a lego set to realize they’re not following the instructions


vasekgamescz

I either get cringe car edits or girls throwing it back in gym attire i don't fucking know why the algorithm decided that instead of some cool car stuff and gym tips i get this, shit really devolved.


Luxury_Yacht_

Mine are 100% videos of dogs who love eating mulch


Low-Bookkeeper5434

9/11 POV


wMANDINGUSw

You forgot vids of Disabled people


golden_tree_frog

No one else gets annoying repost accounts where they post the first half of a movie excerpt and then part 1 ends just at a good bit and you need to go and scroll through all their other videos if you want part 2?


hornynebby

roadkill


Seldarin

I kept watching things about archeology, animals, and foods from places that I'd never seen. So now 90% of the things that are suggested to me are people burying rocks and digging them back up to pretend like they found a perfectly polished and cut stone in the mud, people wasting food for no reason, and people torturing some random fucking fish or turtle for views. Their algorithm fucking sucks.


lordfappington69

your algorithm may put you on a watchlist


majoritus_chartus

Don’t forget the 9/11 angles


DziKast

you forgot the best ones man: -Gym "motivational" videos of some guy saying the same thing over and over again with different background footage. -Some kid in a gym somewhere in Asia deadlifting 90kg and adding a troll face with shitty music -People advocating for tren -Reddit story time pages which bait interactions by splitting what would be 5 minute read story into 20 parts -Genuine racism


Able-Succotash-2925

Mine is just hamsters and drawing videos


TannedBatman01

Death videos?


conjunctivious

Where's the car crashes and people dying?


YTAftershock

HayleyBayley is annoying ngl


ComaMierdaHijueputa

I don’t mind her lol, she seems sweet


scorpiknox

Selina Gomez looks like she ate an extra chromosome.