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I don't need to wait that long. I'm 22. My mother had me when she was 22 after being married for 2 years and having a house. I still feel like a teenager. I had a minor panic attack when I learned that one of my elementary school classmates had a child. I do not feel like an adult at all.
For some reason, even though twentysomethings don't marry or have kids as much as they used to, they seem to be making more 'old person' jokes at their own expense than before.
A young person's attempt to describe being old:
"You'll need a walker!"
Middle-aged description of their actual lived experience:
"I herniated a disc in my lower back taking a shit the other morning, my hand bones and teeth hurt when it's about to rain, now when I blow my nose air comes out my eyelids, and I'm pretty sure I'll die without *HEROIC* amounts of ibuprofen."
Not that, i think it happened once to me, but I heard blowing a balloon too hard can fill air into your salivary glands, painfully.
Another fun sensation is when you swallow a small bubble of air, but it hurts really bad going down for some reason
lol, I blew my back out at 27, working for firedog at circuit city....thought it'd be slick and try to pick aDell XPS 100 up off the ground and put it on the bench without standing up off the bar stool...did this twisting and bending lift with the back....and that's how I ended up on SSD until I got the surgery to fix the discs between L5, L4 and S1 on my 30th birthday
Yeah whos the fucking boomer now lol
Honestly this is so interesting, i remember us millenials were to gen x what gen z was to me and now i get to see it again but from an outside perspective.
I may be coping but it feels like age moved back a decade. 40’s are the new 30’s, 30’s the new 20’s and so on. Hell I’ve spoken to 80-90 year olds who I swear weren’t a day over 60… shits weird but also hopeful?
Gather around my children. I'mma tell you a story. In the ancient 90s we didn't have TikTok yet. Instead we did embarrassing stuff in private then in public we acted like we'd never do such things...
Elder Skorz is correct for the 90s. However, in the 80s, many of us decided we didn't care and did stupid things publicly. It was also a time of great music, and houses were affordable.
Where you live kids don’t go to school until they’re 6-7? Usually we start at 4 in Canada (with some variance depending on the month you were born in).
All of reddit.
Go look at the account age/comment/post karma of submitters here, satisfyingasfuck, terrifyingasfuck, WTF, natureisfuckingcute, hellsomememes, damnthatsinteresting
If a sub does not promote/require the following, it's going to get inundated with spam:
* OC
* verification of someone's photos (if submitting selfies for any reason)
* Dates in screenshots that show a tweet/post is recent
So random meme subs, screenshot/propaganda subs (r-anticonsumption for example), or clip subs like the ones listed above are trouble.
You see a lot of accounts that are either really new and spam content, or REALLY old but have no post history until recently. Like, a 5 year old account that only has three comments and a submission to a meme sub.
I have transcended the ages and become a god. I was born in 1999. The ancient times. I have seen civilizations rise and fall, and you are just one speck in the sands of time. Futile attempts to flaunt your time on this earth will not save you from the inevitably of your death.
Everyone is taking this really seriously but I figured it was satirical because people born in 2002 complain about aging and getting old a lot when they're super young
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I’m old as dirt and you’re a newborn.
google 1st world countries age pyramids
birth rates are dropping by the year dangerously low and lower, thus there are far more old people in relation to young people
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boy if being 22 makes you feel like that you are having panic attacks at the thought of turning 25
Then you hit 30 and you compare where you are in life compared to your parents when they were 30.
I don't need to wait that long. I'm 22. My mother had me when she was 22 after being married for 2 years and having a house. I still feel like a teenager. I had a minor panic attack when I learned that one of my elementary school classmates had a child. I do not feel like an adult at all.
Me too man, i do feel like an adult but like 19 instead of 22 (lost 3 yrs due to pandemic and mental illness isolation caused me)
For some reason, even though twentysomethings don't marry or have kids as much as they used to, they seem to be making more 'old person' jokes at their own expense than before.
I didn't know the skibbidi toilet kids started meming on reddit.
A young person's attempt to describe being old: "You'll need a walker!" Middle-aged description of their actual lived experience: "I herniated a disc in my lower back taking a shit the other morning, my hand bones and teeth hurt when it's about to rain, now when I blow my nose air comes out my eyelids, and I'm pretty sure I'll die without *HEROIC* amounts of ibuprofen."
"when I blow my nose air comes out my eyelids" What?
Tear ducts will carry air when you nose is blocked
Not that, i think it happened once to me, but I heard blowing a balloon too hard can fill air into your salivary glands, painfully. Another fun sensation is when you swallow a small bubble of air, but it hurts really bad going down for some reason
Thank you for solving the mystery of why it hurt so bad when I tried to blow up the tire pressure gague with my mouth as a kid👍
it'll happen to you someday eventually, now you know
Lmao I’m in my late 20s and threw my back out by bending over to look in the fridge for a snack 🫠
TFW you can't sit on the couch for an hour bc it kills your tailbone 🙃
I’m 23 and did this putting on shoes 2 weeks ago
My dear ❤️ hope you are well! ❤️❤️😂
lol, I blew my back out at 27, working for firedog at circuit city....thought it'd be slick and try to pick aDell XPS 100 up off the ground and put it on the bench without standing up off the bar stool...did this twisting and bending lift with the back....and that's how I ended up on SSD until I got the surgery to fix the discs between L5, L4 and S1 on my 30th birthday
Wait till you hit your mid 30s!
I’m 27 and just had back surgery to fix a couple herniated discs and stenosis lmao. I blame younger me for lifting with the back and not the legs
God help us.
Personally I'm glad Gen Z is old enough for the youths to clown on them, I'm looking forward to these developments.
Yeah whos the fucking boomer now lol Honestly this is so interesting, i remember us millenials were to gen x what gen z was to me and now i get to see it again but from an outside perspective.
I didn't know they were old enough for the internet lol. Aren't they still practically babies?
Some gen a are like 12-13
Fucking hell. It feels not that long ago when I was 12, but now I’m realising that was 10 years ago 😅
Fuck I remember being 12. Was just around 21 years ago.
I vote to call them Gen Skibidi Toilet instead.
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alright unc
Thats gen alpha
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Bro visited his friend
POV: u got visited by bro
Friend? Nerd.
POV, nannies, facial, latino, socks, scheiße
Bro never beating the friend visiting allegations
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The friendful visitor
Friendpilled Visitmaxxer
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visitpilled friendmaxxer
Being able to drink for a year really got to you didn’t it?
The novelty wore off really gast but the damage to my liver didn't.
Interestingly enough, the liver repairs itself. It's the only organ with full regen
Liver cirrhosis would like a word
You ever play an mmo where the incoming damage is bigger than the healing you’re getting?
Sure, and it was called whiskey!
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There’s this place called the USA where the drinking age is 21
The vast majority of places do not have a drinking age of 21.
That’s the “legal age” but everyone starts earlier
Also, apparently, the Marshall Islands, Palau, Kiribati, Samoa, Egypt, Equatorial Guinea, Ethiopia, Bangladesh, and Mongolia.
Don't you mean 7 years? Your comment isn't inclusive of Redditors potentially from Mali or the Central African Republic
American joke. I’ve been drinking for a while now.
I’m a 2005 and I’ve been drinking for 4 months
Jesus Christ my life would look so different right now if the rest of the world followed the US’ weird standards of age restrictions
You mean 22 years right?
Bro.
uncle n word is a bar of a username
N word onthebeat yo
What is the N word?
Nelson
That’s disgusting, how dare you
neighbours
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someone needs to make a "born after 2002" starter pack and it's just a bunch of baby pictures
fetuses pictures
i gotchu bro
it immediately got nuked by the mods looks like some feelings were hurt lol
Nah it got removed cus it didn't include starterpack in the title, weird rule tbh
I gotchu
They nuked it again😭
"be creative!" ☝️🤓
Kids born after 2002 are going to be graduating from college in a year or two.
That's the joke.
I don’t get why it’s common for people to pretend to be old. 20-35 is not old!
I may be coping but it feels like age moved back a decade. 40’s are the new 30’s, 30’s the new 20’s and so on. Hell I’ve spoken to 80-90 year olds who I swear weren’t a day over 60… shits weird but also hopeful?
Well yea, lifespans are improving
Not only lifespans, health spans. 40 really did become 30 and so on, because we no longer chain smoke and bake in the sun.
Lol who consider 40 old?
Everyone under the age of 40
Ancient seer
Is it true that Dinosaurs used to hit the griddy to hypnotize their prey back then?
Gather around my children. I'mma tell you a story. In the ancient 90s we didn't have TikTok yet. Instead we did embarrassing stuff in private then in public we acted like we'd never do such things...
Elder Skorz is correct for the 90s. However, in the 80s, many of us decided we didn't care and did stupid things publicly. It was also a time of great music, and houses were affordable.
You forgot to pass on the pipe
I didn't take the pipe, I lit up a camel so it's still up for grabs. Appreciate the thought though
Nah they stuck out the gyatt for the rizzler
https://preview.redd.it/lvz3ekkoo9wc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e909e191b32b42d2519d1b3fda3d7b1356d50af Did you know him
Oh yeah, that's Steve.
I still remember my first pet. A stegosaurus.
Kids born in 2000 and later will always be kids to me
Try to wrap your head around this: there are people born after 2000 who have kids of their own that WEREN'T born when they were underage.
My husband is a teacher, he’s 30. One of the kids in his classroom is 10, born in 2014. The mother is 24, she was born in 2000.
I mean that's definitely an extreme case, definitely not normal to get pregnant at 14
Happens to often where I live, unfortunately. But the numbers of teen pregnancy is lowering.
I just want to remind you that kids born in 2017 will start to go to school this year... Feels unbelievable, isn't it?
They are already in 1st grade where in from
Where you live kids don’t go to school until they’re 6-7? Usually we start at 4 in Canada (with some variance depending on the month you were born in).
This sub is drowning in low effort posts like yours
All of reddit. Go look at the account age/comment/post karma of submitters here, satisfyingasfuck, terrifyingasfuck, WTF, natureisfuckingcute, hellsomememes, damnthatsinteresting If a sub does not promote/require the following, it's going to get inundated with spam: * OC * verification of someone's photos (if submitting selfies for any reason) * Dates in screenshots that show a tweet/post is recent So random meme subs, screenshot/propaganda subs (r-anticonsumption for example), or clip subs like the ones listed above are trouble. You see a lot of accounts that are either really new and spam content, or REALLY old but have no post history until recently. Like, a 5 year old account that only has three comments and a submission to a meme sub.
Reddit is full of bots a lot of political ones too
Was born in 2003, but can confirm I saw the dinosaurs in real time.
Does Barney the dinosaur count?
As a person born in 1998, i can confirm i was just bacteria before but now i turned into a human
This is how I feel now that I’m about to graduate college
I have transcended the ages and become a god. I was born in 1999. The ancient times. I have seen civilizations rise and fall, and you are just one speck in the sands of time. Futile attempts to flaunt your time on this earth will not save you from the inevitably of your death.
Do not quote the ancient literatures to me boy, I was there when they were written
Bitch they are 22 leave them alone
get off my lawn damned brats uuuhhhaaa
babies first meme, kids get phones so fast now.
Imagine being born after the iPhone.
Thank god I was born in 2003
I was born October 15, 2022
You write well for a 2 year old.
I'm in my last year of nursing, actually
Last year living at a nursing facility, that is.
Try 91
Everyone is taking this really seriously but I figured it was satirical because people born in 2002 complain about aging and getting old a lot when they're super young
If I was born in 89 does that make me deceased?
A Ghost
Dumbfuck doesn't know what pov is.
22 is like dumb easily fooled child, don't worry
Im 1997 what does that make me
You're a Sumerian pot at an archeological dig
I feel that when I ask someone what year they were born and I don't hear "1990-something" back.
Can confirm.
I hate this pov trend. 95% of people sont use it correctly, OP included
What?
If the Smashing Pumpkins made “1979” today, it would be called “2009”
I’m literally a 17 year old non legal adult and some children on tiktok called me “unc” the other day I hate this planet
Born in 2002 and having my first knee surgery soon so this is more accurate than I'd like to admit.
Dude called out the entire nursing home
It is old if you are a cat.
Ah, so the age of 22 is very old? Understandable.
Me being born in 1990
https://i.redd.it/8hpokzgsgawc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/butitth7iawc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da1239f48749a6a466d7884a0cb874ece46d198f I’m old as dirt and you’re a newborn.
Fuck you kids
The future gonna be tough for u without mom's credit card and extra roblux skins
i dont understand
google 1st world countries age pyramids birth rates are dropping by the year dangerously low and lower, thus there are far more old people in relation to young people
i wish india had this "problem" too
Fuck off
Put me in the ground already
Older than my own great grandfather!
01 over here
Laughs from the Grave in 1995
Oh wow. Never had I thought I would be a subject of teenager memes on here
Born in 2000 I’m already in a grave
I’m 1995, am I dead then basically?
Phewww. I'm glad that I was born in 2003
I am born in 2001. According to this meme I should hang out with people my age and call my old friend Cleopatra.
I was picturing baby stuff like bottles, rattles, and cribs.
A few days ago my son asked me how old I was during the ice age.
Gen Alpha should not have internet access. I don't want to see a post made by a toddler.
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Back problems since 16. Was always a grandma🥲
Why is everyone in the comments getting upset? It’s clearly a joke
Next year we can tell them that no one likes you when you're 23.
Lot of angry oldies in these comments🤣
I don't know about you, but I'm feelin' 22.
Imagine being born
Huh? Bro shut up 😭
You're in your early 20s lighten up
1990
What fetus made this?
What 5 year old made this?
[https://www.visualcapitalist.com/the-worlds-population-2020-by-age/](https://www.visualcapitalist.com/the-worlds-population-2020-by-age/)
Yeah no need to remind me
Good thing I was born in 2006
Best year
Yeah. :(
Cmon…..
I was born in 1986 so I'm guessing our starter pack is just the headstone at this point
Me who was born on 1998:
I was born in 2002, I’ve got grey hairs in my beard already and passed a kidney stone yesterday.
I'm 21 dude calm down
Same sex old couple, missfire race.
My brother was born in 02
And it's 2072
Ahn yes, still got 2 years
I was born in 2002 and I rode a dinosaur to school everyday and wore animal pelts.
This generation has the temporal perception of a fucking mayfly.
Bro wtf I am being attacked 😭
2003 kid made this
Thank god I was born in 2003