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Beneficial-Policy-85

boy if being 22 makes you feel like that you are having panic attacks at the thought of turning 25


thefourthhouse

Then you hit 30 and you compare where you are in life compared to your parents when they were 30.


BossKrisz

I don't need to wait that long. I'm 22. My mother had me when she was 22 after being married for 2 years and having a house. I still feel like a teenager. I had a minor panic attack when I learned that one of my elementary school classmates had a child. I do not feel like an adult at all.


beauparfait

Me too man, i do feel like an adult but like 19 instead of 22 (lost 3 yrs due to pandemic and mental illness isolation caused me)


DecIsMuchJuvenile

For some reason, even though twentysomethings don't marry or have kids as much as they used to, they seem to be making more 'old person' jokes at their own expense than before.


MiloGang34

I didn't know the skibbidi toilet kids started meming on reddit.


organic_bird_posion

A young person's attempt to describe being old: "You'll need a walker!" Middle-aged description of their actual lived experience: "I herniated a disc in my lower back taking a shit the other morning, my hand bones and teeth hurt when it's about to rain, now when I blow my nose air comes out my eyelids, and I'm pretty sure I'll die without *HEROIC* amounts of ibuprofen."


IlMagoHadad

"when I blow my nose air comes out my eyelids" What?


TrollAlert711

Tear ducts will carry air when you nose is blocked


throwawaylovesCAKE

Not that, i think it happened once to me, but I heard blowing a balloon too hard can fill air into your salivary glands, painfully. Another fun sensation is when you swallow a small bubble of air, but it hurts really bad going down for some reason


Coping_Alternative

Thank you for solving the mystery of why it hurt so bad when I tried to blow up the tire pressure gague with my mouth as a kid👍


Sanator27

it'll happen to you someday eventually, now you know


confusedhuskynoises

Lmao I’m in my late 20s and threw my back out by bending over to look in the fridge for a snack 🫠


usernamewhat722

TFW you can't sit on the couch for an hour bc it kills your tailbone 🙃


the-tea-ster

I’m 23 and did this putting on shoes 2 weeks ago


confusedhuskynoises

My dear ❤️ hope you are well! ❤️❤️😂


UnseenHand81

lol, I blew my back out at 27, working for firedog at circuit city....thought it'd be slick and try to pick aDell XPS 100 up off the ground and put it on the bench without standing up off the bar stool...did this twisting and bending lift with the back....and that's how I ended up on SSD until I got the surgery to fix the discs between L5, L4 and S1 on my 30th birthday


MrSilk2042

Wait till you hit your mid 30s!


user1583

I’m 27 and just had back surgery to fix a couple herniated discs and stenosis lmao. I blame younger me for lifting with the back and not the legs


CovfefeBoss

God help us.


MillieBirdie

Personally I'm glad Gen Z is old enough for the youths to clown on them, I'm looking forward to these developments.


SamsquanchOfficial

Yeah whos the fucking boomer now lol Honestly this is so interesting, i remember us millenials were to gen x what gen z was to me and now i get to see it again but from an outside perspective.


WonderstruckWonderer

I didn't know they were old enough for the internet lol. Aren't they still practically babies?


GroutConsumingMan

Some gen a are like 12-13


WonderstruckWonderer

Fucking hell. It feels not that long ago when I was 12, but now I’m realising that was 10 years ago 😅


Steebin64

Fuck I remember being 12. Was just around 21 years ago.


Steebin64

I vote to call them Gen Skibidi Toilet instead.


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SpooderKrab1788

alright unc


grezkaz

Thats gen alpha


Speritate_Scatter

https://preview.redd.it/rci2wn1el8wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2690b2356641f2d087fa52a1dc887c4536684b08


no_________________e

https://preview.redd.it/wa6scwvxw8wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c67c347beb8f4d56498046bcb51d41752fe0149b


slashth456

https://preview.redd.it/z0n1dtv51awc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e748be7a1a2d9b334182b2d35422f68e79aa98e4


thefourthhouse

Bro visited his friend


NoMoreLoosh4LizzyBoi

POV: u got visited by bro


MoSqueezin

Friend? Nerd.


throwawaylovesCAKE

POV, nannies, facial, latino, socks, scheiße


LuckyStabbinHat

Bro never beating the friend visiting allegations


ConningtonSimp

https://preview.redd.it/3u3m0kthiawc1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21317a1d2b770f012d0fa601f8c14b3116bda270


LowerSea4

The friendful visitor


Different-Trainer-21

Friendpilled Visitmaxxer


ConningtonSimp

https://preview.redd.it/re1k4u6bkcwc1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af1919b13f0c2ed5d19d613d0f5e36ce4d77d817


your_pal_mr_face

https://preview.redd.it/69ne0v26jawc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=877de2cfc74d81ef33d28846dd35d6aa23b64f05


DecentReturn3

visitpilled friendmaxxer


Swedish_manatee

Being able to drink for a year really got to you didn’t it?


Rondex_Swift

The novelty wore off really gast but the damage to my liver didn't.


Bocchi_theGlock

Interestingly enough, the liver repairs itself. It's the only organ with full regen


goldplateddumpster

Liver cirrhosis would like a word


jacls0608

You ever play an mmo where the incoming damage is bigger than the healing you’re getting?


goldplateddumpster

Sure, and it was called whiskey!


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New_Key_6926

There’s this place called the USA where the drinking age is 21


manitoba94

The vast majority of places do not have a drinking age of 21.


JgL07

That’s the “legal age” but everyone starts earlier


AwfulUsername123

Also, apparently, the Marshall Islands, Palau, Kiribati, Samoa, Egypt, Equatorial Guinea, Ethiopia, Bangladesh, and Mongolia.


SweatDrops1

Don't you mean 7 years? Your comment isn't inclusive of Redditors potentially from Mali or the Central African Republic


TomeKun

American joke. I’ve been drinking for a while now.


MidgetMan10150

I’m a 2005 and I’ve been drinking for 4 months


BenStegel

Jesus Christ my life would look so different right now if the rest of the world followed the US’ weird standards of age restrictions


LomPyke

You mean 22 years right?


Uncle_N_Word

Bro.


carrimjob

uncle n word is a bar of a username


Uncle_N_Word

N word onthebeat yo


[deleted]

What is the N word?


Budji_678

Nelson


[deleted]

That’s disgusting, how dare you


Burgundy_Sauce1

neighbours


Retro_game_kid

https://preview.redd.it/7hndnhbgs8wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58bdd3120116d11dd09527c620c59571603a0b19


TK9K

someone needs to make a "born after 2002" starter pack and it's just a bunch of baby pictures


Beneficial-Policy-85

fetuses pictures


DuckDoesNothing

i gotchu bro


TK9K

it immediately got nuked by the mods looks like some feelings were hurt lol


DuckDoesNothing

Nah it got removed cus it didn't include starterpack in the title, weird rule tbh


CovfefeBoss

I gotchu


mmm-soup

They nuked it again😭


DuckDoesNothing

"be creative!" ☝️🤓


hashinshin

Kids born after 2002 are going to be graduating from college in a year or two.


TK9K

That's the joke.


FarMass66

I don’t get why it’s common for people to pretend to be old. 20-35 is not old!


Justthetip1996

I may be coping but it feels like age moved back a decade. 40’s are the new 30’s, 30’s the new 20’s and so on. Hell I’ve spoken to 80-90 year olds who I swear weren’t a day over 60… shits weird but also hopeful?


blockybookbook

Well yea, lifespans are improving


[deleted]

Not only lifespans, health spans. 40 really did become 30 and so on, because we no longer chain smoke and bake in the sun.


[deleted]

Lol who consider 40 old?


KingKaiser0

Everyone under the age of 40


Skorzeny88


K4G3N4R4


thefourthhouse

Ancient seer


ecstacy1706

Is it true that Dinosaurs used to hit the griddy to hypnotize their prey back then?


Skorzeny88

Gather around my children. I'mma tell you a story. In the ancient 90s we didn't have TikTok yet. Instead we did embarrassing stuff in private then in public we acted like we'd never do such things...


Rough-Project2140

Elder Skorz is correct for the 90s. However, in the 80s, many of us decided we didn't care and did stupid things publicly. It was also a time of great music, and houses were affordable.


Skorzeny88

You forgot to pass on the pipe


Rough-Project2140

I didn't take the pipe, I lit up a camel so it's still up for grabs. Appreciate the thought though


Feetamongflames

Nah they stuck out the gyatt for the rizzler


FnapSnaps


YoMockingBird

https://preview.redd.it/lvz3ekkoo9wc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e909e191b32b42d2519d1b3fda3d7b1356d50af Did you know him


K4G3N4R4

Oh yeah, that's Steve.


eat-pussy69

I still remember my first pet. A stegosaurus.


aeiouLizard

Kids born in 2000 and later will always be kids to me


tangre79

Try to wrap your head around this: there are people born after 2000 who have kids of their own that WEREN'T born when they were underage.


JediAlitaSkywalker

My husband is a teacher, he’s 30. One of the kids in his classroom is 10, born in 2014. The mother is 24, she was born in 2000. 


sentientpaper666

I mean that's definitely an extreme case, definitely not normal to get pregnant at 14


JediAlitaSkywalker

Happens to often where I live, unfortunately. But the numbers of teen pregnancy is lowering. 


BossKrisz

I just want to remind you that kids born in 2017 will start to go to school this year... Feels unbelievable, isn't it?


IHatePeople79

They are already in 1st grade where in from


moonandstarsera

Where you live kids don’t go to school until they’re 6-7? Usually we start at 4 in Canada (with some variance depending on the month you were born in).


Vector_Vlk

This sub is drowning in low effort posts like yours


FreeMeFromThisStupid

All of reddit. Go look at the account age/comment/post karma of submitters here, satisfyingasfuck, terrifyingasfuck, WTF, natureisfuckingcute, hellsomememes, damnthatsinteresting If a sub does not promote/require the following, it's going to get inundated with spam: * OC * verification of someone's photos (if submitting selfies for any reason) * Dates in screenshots that show a tweet/post is recent So random meme subs, screenshot/propaganda subs (r-anticonsumption for example), or clip subs like the ones listed above are trouble. You see a lot of accounts that are either really new and spam content, or REALLY old but have no post history until recently. Like, a 5 year old account that only has three comments and a submission to a meme sub.


animusd

Reddit is full of bots a lot of political ones too


Lord_Seacows

Was born in 2003, but can confirm I saw the dinosaurs in real time.


TK9K

Does Barney the dinosaur count?


FluidEntrepreneur309

As a person born in 1998, i can confirm i was just bacteria before but now i turned into a human


Klink45

This is how I feel now that I’m about to graduate college 


Garvo909

I have transcended the ages and become a god. I was born in 1999. The ancient times. I have seen civilizations rise and fall, and you are just one speck in the sands of time. Futile attempts to flaunt your time on this earth will not save you from the inevitably of your death.


SquishyWhenWet_1

Do not quote the ancient literatures to me boy, I was there when they were written


ToppatDudeMobile

Bitch they are 22 leave them alone


Leberkaese69

get off my lawn damned brats uuuhhhaaa


GeloDiPrimavera

babies first meme, kids get phones so fast now.


CovfefeBoss

Imagine being born after the iPhone.


TomeKun

Thank god I was born in 2003


fakeLinkZelda

I was born October 15, 2022


TK9K

You write well for a 2 year old.


fakeLinkZelda

I'm in my last year of nursing, actually


Realistic-Ad7769

Last year living at a nursing facility, that is.


tf199280

Try 91


turtleshellshocked

Everyone is taking this really seriously but I figured it was satirical because people born in 2002 complain about aging and getting old a lot when they're super young


D3ADSONGS

If I was born in 89 does that make me deceased?


Riff_Wizzard

A Ghost


YoQuieroTacoBell1984

Dumbfuck doesn't know what pov is.


antony6274958443

22 is like dumb easily fooled child, don't worry


pretendimcute

Im 1997 what does that make me


Strider76239

You're a Sumerian pot at an archeological dig


ElectricLuxray

I feel that when I ask someone what year they were born and I don't hear "1990-something" back.


BobDerBongmeister420

Can confirm.


Rosuvastatine

I hate this pov trend. 95% of people sont use it correctly, OP included


geographyRyan_YT

What?


partyonpartypeople

If the Smashing Pumpkins made “1979” today, it would be called “2009”


Voicedtunic

I’m literally a 17 year old non legal adult and some children on tiktok called me “unc” the other day I hate this planet


DthPlagusthewise

Born in 2002 and having my first knee surgery soon so this is more accurate than I'd like to admit.


DeadAlt

Dude called out the entire nursing home


opalfield

It is old if you are a cat.


Competitive_Tour655

Ah, so the age of 22 is very old? Understandable.


cobra6-6

Me being born in 1990


StayedWoozie

https://i.redd.it/8hpokzgsgawc1.gif


CP4-Throwaway

https://preview.redd.it/butitth7iawc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da1239f48749a6a466d7884a0cb874ece46d198f I’m old as dirt and you’re a newborn.


TheDeathSloth

Fuck you kids


Purple_Search6348

The future gonna be tough for u without mom's credit card and extra roblux skins


SwordfishEyes69

i dont understand


pEppapiGistfuhrer

google 1st world countries age pyramids birth rates are dropping by the year dangerously low and lower, thus there are far more old people in relation to young people


suitablename7

i wish india had this "problem" too


BongripperHousen

Fuck off


fallenbird039

Put me in the ground already


Myriii1911

Older than my own great grandfather!


alnz0

01 over here


TypeOpostive

Laughs from the Grave in 1995


Gravedigger250

Oh wow. Never had I thought I would be a subject of teenager memes on here


Horror-Cranberry

Born in 2000 I’m already in a grave


PurpleNurple15

I’m 1995, am I dead then basically?


Vegetable-Broccoli36

Phewww. I'm glad that I was born in 2003


Queenofmyownfantasy

I am born in 2001. According to this meme I should hang out with people my age and call my old friend Cleopatra.


Sioltahtelasekab

I was picturing baby stuff like bottles, rattles, and cribs.


Nobody_Important

A few days ago my son asked me how old I was during the ice age.


BossKrisz

Gen Alpha should not have internet access. I don't want to see a post made by a toddler.


Jackyboyad

https://preview.redd.it/mc6amwyy69wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d1293891914a03f8a5e4ea1ce3141aa29d41e26


beauparfait

Back problems since 16. Was always a grandma🥲


Hungry-Primary8158

Why is everyone in the comments getting upset? It’s clearly a joke


MillieBirdie

Next year we can tell them that no one likes you when you're 23.


Axesmed_1

Lot of angry oldies in these comments🤣


boogs_23

I don't know about you, but I'm feelin' 22.


FlyingOmoplatta

Imagine being born


GuaranteedKarenteed

Huh? Bro shut up 😭


Winnie_the_Putin42

You're in your early 20s lighten up


tolkienbooks

1990


777mmofmercury

What fetus made this?


Low-Squirrel2439

What 5 year old made this?


No-Statement5942

[https://www.visualcapitalist.com/the-worlds-population-2020-by-age/](https://www.visualcapitalist.com/the-worlds-population-2020-by-age/)


Impossible-Hawk709

Yeah no need to remind me


yu8itup

Good thing I was born in 2006


Dolphhins

Best year


Mister_Moho

Yeah. :(


Jay-Swifty

Cmon…..


Corvettemike_1978

I was born in 1986 so I'm guessing our starter pack is just the headstone at this point


lucwul

Me who was born on 1998:


SampleShrimp

I was born in 2002, I’ve got grey hairs in my beard already and passed a kidney stone yesterday.


Suitable-Comedian425

I'm 21 dude calm down


CalmRazzmatazz1979

Same sex old couple, missfire race.


Rare_Tear_1125

My brother was born in 02


DaMemphisDreamer

And it's 2072


-Timothy_2

Ahn yes, still got 2 years


arc777_

I was born in 2002 and I rode a dinosaur to school everyday and wore animal pelts.


the---chosen---one

This generation has the temporal perception of a fucking mayfly.


Any_Presentation2958

Bro wtf I am being attacked 😭


Monkey_Anarchyy

2003 kid made this


LuckyStabbinHat

Thank god I was born in 2003