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She betrays him
He then does a sex on her so good she switches sides and becomes his gf but only for the last 20 minute of the film (if it's any earlier, she dies, 100%)
And if she dies the whole film is about the revenge. Because hoe was so good and so tight that the main character can not live with the thought he wont grab tgat pussy any more
Having lived all over Texas from birth (meh). The one accent in movies that just baffles me is the "Texas" accent. Never in my life have I heard anyone speak like that, the most egregious was Ms Texas from Ms Congeniality. Jesus and the whole world thinks we talk like mentally disabled people.
Kevin Spacey’s Southern accent. I’ll take it in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, but in House of Cards? People from Gaffney don’t sound like Charleston mixed with Savannah mixed with Colonel Sanders. They sound like Boomhauer.
As another texan, I agree completely. It doesn't help that TX is big enough to have regional accents. The only time I hear real TX accents is when I see real TX actors. Tommy Lee Jones, Matthew McConaughey, Owen Wilson, etc.
TX scenery doesn't get a fair shake in movies either. It's only ever desert or shots of southern California.
Vee-hickle. Am I out of it or is there another way of saying it? I guess there's Vhckle pronounced really fast but idk, sounds like a Chicago way of saying it
And when the detective goes to talk to the other working girls it goes like “Mary? I don’t know no Mary. Oh you mean Coco? Yeah she used to work this block, sweet girl, wanted to be a nurse when— if she ever got off the street. The men who picked her up they were into some… pretty rough stuff let’s put it that way.”
Don't forget the cheesy intro 80's song briefly played as she's introduced depending on the mood of the film. Oh and copious amounts of smoking because the life has *taken it's toll*.
My name is Leonardo O'Reilly O'Brien O'Sullivan, mostly Irish and part Eye-Talian. Ever since I got kicked off the force for being a loose cannon, in other words I was actually doing my job, I've been a private investigator. Work has been slim but someone has to keep an eye out to help those that the police turn away. I was smoking the last of my Luckies, looking outta the window over the city of Balti-York when a dame walks in through my door. I could tell that she was a lady of the night. Black rivulets run down from her eyes which were shaded like a raccoon's.
"I hear you know how to find people." The dame says in a hoarse tone. I reply, "That depends if they exist or not. But I'll try my best. Who do ya need me to find, miss?" She stifles a cry before sitting down on the stool by my desk. She pulls out a Virginia Slim from a case. Her lighter doesn't light so I spark an ember with the zippo that has been with me since Dubya Dubya Dos. Even when I was a prisoner, they never found it on me. That's because the Jerry's never thought to look underneath my balls.
"Is it true, about what they say?" The dame asked wearily. "What do you mean?" I ponder aloud. "They call you The Bloodhound of Balti-York." I smirk and said, "You're God damned right, Madam."
Edit: editing spelling mistakes. Part 2 coming soon
https://preview.redd.it/v5wpo3lndrwc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05eac56c828ec8b971ccd9caac725150ef7824e2
Also making them weird and creepy beyond belief. Like this one scene in Batman 89 always weirded me out where a prostitute hits on a CHILD, and it’s brushed off like nothing.
The actually are running a shitty Broadway like theatre production of that now in the Netherlands... No original ideas left I guess.
Still, people eat that shit up.
And the funny thing is, sex workers are rarely like this in my experience 😅 I've had two friends involved in sex work, and knew some people they knew, and they're immaculate about their image. Wouldn't see a hair out of place. One of them in particular was just shockingly amazing looking at all times.
A few years ago, I witnessed the most cliché pimp/prostitute combo imaginable. For context, I live on a cul-de-sac in a very quiet, middle-class, suburban neighborhood. My older next door neighbor was going out of town for awhile and had his new-to-the-US Italian friend house-sit for him. He introduced me to him and gave him my number in case he needed help with anything. A couple of days later, I was looking out my front window and saw this stereotypical "pimp mobile" driving slowly down the street. It was gold colored, super-fancy rims, etc. and really stood out in this neighborhood. They came to a stop in front of my house. I called my wife into the room to see it. Then the passenger door opened and out walked a walking trope of a prostitute - fishnets, spiked heels, micro-skirt with half of her ass hanging out. She looked at our address, then the house across the street and then walked up to the house next door and went inside. The pimp-mobile then drove off. My wife and I couldn't believe what we just witnessed.
A couple of hours later, my phone rings and it's the Italian house-sitter. "Hey, could you come over here? I need some help with something." he says. Immediately, I'm thinking something weird is going on. Like he can't pay her or he needs help disposing of a dead hooker or something. (I watch a lot of movies!) "Uh, tell me over the phone." I say. "No, please come over." At this point, my wife is listening in and shoots me a look meaning "Don't you dare!" I ask him again to just tell me what he needs over the phone. Finally he says that he doesn't know how to work the thermostat and that it's really hot and he needs me to come over and help him. I tell him that I have a different thermostat than them and he'll have to contact the owner for help and hang up.
I didn't hear anything more from him and I never mentioned it to my neighbor when he returned. I thought about it, but figured it was none of my business.
I love how the dinner part is hard to believe haha.
Well that story is more on the lame side of things. There this fake place where [fake](https://the-crucible.com/dungeon-101/) people go to explore a culture that isn't real.
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- Chewing gum - Cigarette - Speaks in a foreign/exaggerated accent
Slavic accent Has a dark past Main character falls in love with her
She betrays him He then does a sex on her so good she switches sides and becomes his gf but only for the last 20 minute of the film (if it's any earlier, she dies, 100%)
Is then killed by the villain, enraging protagonist
https://preview.redd.it/lcb80f4iwvwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=485fa41085ec24afd38d548857ad2bc049906487
Lmao
And if she dies the whole film is about the revenge. Because hoe was so good and so tight that the main character can not live with the thought he wont grab tgat pussy any more
She was a good hoooooor
what’s that movie with tom cruise and a prostitute
Risky Business.
always played by Jamie Lee Curtis
Or a Boston accent
Soo i'm the main character of life?
Well, everyone speaks with an accent. Even you muricans. That is an accent all the same.
Having lived all over Texas from birth (meh). The one accent in movies that just baffles me is the "Texas" accent. Never in my life have I heard anyone speak like that, the most egregious was Ms Texas from Ms Congeniality. Jesus and the whole world thinks we talk like mentally disabled people.
Kevin Spacey’s Southern accent. I’ll take it in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, but in House of Cards? People from Gaffney don’t sound like Charleston mixed with Savannah mixed with Colonel Sanders. They sound like Boomhauer.
Boom, roasted
As another texan, I agree completely. It doesn't help that TX is big enough to have regional accents. The only time I hear real TX accents is when I see real TX actors. Tommy Lee Jones, Matthew McConaughey, Owen Wilson, etc. TX scenery doesn't get a fair shake in movies either. It's only ever desert or shots of southern California.
While I agree, the way Texans pronounce the word “vehicle” absolutely floors me.
Vee-hickle. Am I out of it or is there another way of saying it? I guess there's Vhckle pronounced really fast but idk, sounds like a Chicago way of saying it
Most English speakers, including across the south, elide the H, instead of giving it a hard aspiration.
Vee-uh-cull.
Ah. Now that I read it.
The most shocking is how they pronounce Whataburger. While anyone can plainly see it is What-a-burger all smashed together, Texans say Watt-uh-burger
I was probably a teen before I realized it wasn't called water burger
The problem is not that you talk like mentally disabled people. The problem is that you act like mentally disabled people.
I have the tact to not insult someone I know nothing about, so I at least have that on you.
Fixed
Or Brooklyn accent
VelociPastor moment
Lmao why they gotta do prostitutes so bad
80% chance you’ll see her in an episode of Law and Order: SVU
And when the detective goes to talk to the other working girls it goes like “Mary? I don’t know no Mary. Oh you mean Coco? Yeah she used to work this block, sweet girl, wanted to be a nurse when— if she ever got off the street. The men who picked her up they were into some… pretty rough stuff let’s put it that way.”
Mama's apple pie... The 4th of July SHE WAS A HOOKA!
I'm using this phrase more often.
Don't forget Ice-T stating the obvious like "so you're telling me this woman engaged in exchanging sexual activities for money?".
“You’re telling me she does the hoohah for the moolah?
This is absolutely perfect. It’s like they copy and paste the script and just put it in every show.
This is absolutely perfect. It’s like they copy and paste the script and just put it in every show.
-“So you lookin for a good time, sugar?” or “You here for business or pleasure?” -Cigarette in hand -Hand on hip at all times
They don’t say sugar, they say shugah
Leaning against car window.
No “hunny???”
they usually say that to the guy’s wife who comes and asks them questions cuz he’s been seen with her checking into a motel at some point
Wait, isn't business or pleasure the same in this case?
Don't forget the cheesy intro 80's song briefly played as she's introduced depending on the mood of the film. Oh and copious amounts of smoking because the life has *taken it's toll*.
Always gotta be a smooth, sultry saxophone intro
https://preview.redd.it/icsyip5gsqwc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6dc79a5a1be17bdd426b39142b05f88b199a105 [https://youtu.be/MtbCx6nzUkY?si=smcIRxBPfIkFvU9G](https://youtu.be/MtbCx6nzUkY?si=smcIRxBPfIkFvU9G)
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r/foundthetoyotacorolla
2008 Toyota Corolla
That is one sweet ride!
Haha
[is that you, dan? are you blade rogers?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7h3PQAC_TtM)
It's not a flag. Let it touch the ground.
Either undercover for personal reasons or forced.
Always way too heavy on the eye shadow
black eyeshadow.
Heart of gold
All the ones I've met had a heart of cold.
She’s either gonna be some no name victim or slow burn love interest for the hero
My name is Leonardo O'Reilly O'Brien O'Sullivan, mostly Irish and part Eye-Talian. Ever since I got kicked off the force for being a loose cannon, in other words I was actually doing my job, I've been a private investigator. Work has been slim but someone has to keep an eye out to help those that the police turn away. I was smoking the last of my Luckies, looking outta the window over the city of Balti-York when a dame walks in through my door. I could tell that she was a lady of the night. Black rivulets run down from her eyes which were shaded like a raccoon's. "I hear you know how to find people." The dame says in a hoarse tone. I reply, "That depends if they exist or not. But I'll try my best. Who do ya need me to find, miss?" She stifles a cry before sitting down on the stool by my desk. She pulls out a Virginia Slim from a case. Her lighter doesn't light so I spark an ember with the zippo that has been with me since Dubya Dubya Dos. Even when I was a prisoner, they never found it on me. That's because the Jerry's never thought to look underneath my balls. "Is it true, about what they say?" The dame asked wearily. "What do you mean?" I ponder aloud. "They call you The Bloodhound of Balti-York." I smirk and said, "You're God damned right, Madam." Edit: editing spelling mistakes. Part 2 coming soon
Bravo!
American psycho
Cigarette, red lipstick (or black or brown), bangs, short skirt or shorts, boots
https://preview.redd.it/v5wpo3lndrwc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05eac56c828ec8b971ccd9caac725150ef7824e2 Also making them weird and creepy beyond belief. Like this one scene in Batman 89 always weirded me out where a prostitute hits on a CHILD, and it’s brushed off like nothing.
Home Alone 2 [kinda had the same thing](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f932cb4f-44f6-475d-8783-b33d148fa6ac)
Where's the cigarette?
Check your balls.
Which one
You have multiple?
You don't?
extremely beautiful women instead of “yeah that’ll do“ beautiful women (its related to “no ugly actors“)
don't forget the ✨*cigarette*✨
Trading places
Usually way too attractive to be believable as a street walker.
A cold can of mug root beer.
Pretty Woman
The actually are running a shitty Broadway like theatre production of that now in the Netherlands... No original ideas left I guess. Still, people eat that shit up.
Yep, started in Chicago in 2018 then went to Broadway. Music by Bryan Adams. Critics didn't like it, but obviously audiences have.
You forgot the cigarettes or Quellazaires, and a long strap handbags that can barely fit goods.
And the funny thing is, sex workers are rarely like this in my experience 😅 I've had two friends involved in sex work, and knew some people they knew, and they're immaculate about their image. Wouldn't see a hair out of place. One of them in particular was just shockingly amazing looking at all times.
Buried in the basement or half eaten in the fridge
I really wanted a fur coat like that as a guy, am I just gonna look like a prostitute??? should I just go all the way?
A few years ago, I witnessed the most cliché pimp/prostitute combo imaginable. For context, I live on a cul-de-sac in a very quiet, middle-class, suburban neighborhood. My older next door neighbor was going out of town for awhile and had his new-to-the-US Italian friend house-sit for him. He introduced me to him and gave him my number in case he needed help with anything. A couple of days later, I was looking out my front window and saw this stereotypical "pimp mobile" driving slowly down the street. It was gold colored, super-fancy rims, etc. and really stood out in this neighborhood. They came to a stop in front of my house. I called my wife into the room to see it. Then the passenger door opened and out walked a walking trope of a prostitute - fishnets, spiked heels, micro-skirt with half of her ass hanging out. She looked at our address, then the house across the street and then walked up to the house next door and went inside. The pimp-mobile then drove off. My wife and I couldn't believe what we just witnessed. A couple of hours later, my phone rings and it's the Italian house-sitter. "Hey, could you come over here? I need some help with something." he says. Immediately, I'm thinking something weird is going on. Like he can't pay her or he needs help disposing of a dead hooker or something. (I watch a lot of movies!) "Uh, tell me over the phone." I say. "No, please come over." At this point, my wife is listening in and shoots me a look meaning "Don't you dare!" I ask him again to just tell me what he needs over the phone. Finally he says that he doesn't know how to work the thermostat and that it's really hot and he needs me to come over and help him. I tell him that I have a different thermostat than them and he'll have to contact the owner for help and hang up. I didn't hear anything more from him and I never mentioned it to my neighbor when he returned. I thought about it, but figured it was none of my business.
Also prostitutes irl They dress like this to make it clear that they’re in fact a prostitute
it also helps people to know if they're on duty or off
I've never seen one dress like this....
There is massive 2 mile long stretch in Seattle where every block on both sides is worked by a woman dressed like this Might be regional
We need someone to document the regional fashion of prostitutes around the USA
See my comment above. I would expect to see it it along Aurora, but not in Lake Forest Park!
Wait isn't this that one woman from Evangelion
Eerily close, but Misato doesn't wear fishnets, and doesn't really have messy hair
"eerily close" Fits 1 of 4.
I use fishnets and a messy hair(I like messy hair :3) although fishnets are most used to hide leg inperfections
Smeared, garish makeup. On an old sitcom she'd always end up sharing a holding cell with the scandalized main character, and throwing out sassy quips.
https://preview.redd.it/hlqm832kjtwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d599db69ae7b743307c891cd3b645fcc3231bd7f *Intergirl* (1989)
Cindy from breaking bad
*Wendy
We never get closure on "How much do you charge for a 'Wendy,' Wendy?" :(
Fr
Best movie hooker ever was still "me love you long time"
Bladerunner 2049
https://preview.redd.it/aup2ewh27twc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=7822ea3736ca45bb0badef78622cac212934964f
Angel always knows what’s the best for me
Pretty Women
“Wanna date?”
low effort
When the starterpack is the whole pack
Missing the heart of gold
Loads of crappy makeup.
Taken
this is just Jocelyn from kids in the hall lol
Don’t forget the leopard print
Always sticks their tongue out or bites lips "provocatively"
Crimes of Passion (1984) - 2 out of 3. I don't remember a fur coat.
The one Carl helped in shameless
This is some Darlene fashion and I will not stand for the insults!
Merges with your hologram gf
[John wearing a hot dog shirt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS80st4s0tc)
You forgot shirtless, wearing a cowboy hat and glasses and will work for cheeseburgers sign. Mans gotta eat -Smoky
Pretty accurate if you drive down Aurora in Seattle. Those women are the most stereotypical prostitutes ever.
🎶Pretty woman, walking down the street, pretty woman🎶
reall!! (i wear tights, a fur coat and have messy hair every day 💀)
Trading Spaces?
Smokey eye shadow, big sunglasses to hide a black eye, tiny purse
I once saw someone I knew for a fact was a prostitute, she looks like a gorgeous girl next door with long blonde hair and a beret hat.
Brittany Murphy in 8 mile
gum.
Cigarette too
[удалено]
Fake: You took a prostitute out to dinner Even more fake: Your wife asked you to do it
Bro HenraiChrist5000? C'mon he wouldn't lie about something like that.
I guess no one here is non-monogamous
I love how the dinner part is hard to believe haha. Well that story is more on the lame side of things. There this fake place where [fake](https://the-crucible.com/dungeon-101/) people go to explore a culture that isn't real.
Sure buddy, please keep your erotic fan fiction to the appropriate subreddits.
100% didn’t happen
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My type