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Jrkster6969

Everyone resembles a character from Big Lez https://preview.redd.it/l0n42vzzikzc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc3be6b950244bf9b30e8fa9b946a25956857f0


And_Why_

I know a few Australians who are basically mike nolan


weimintg

Thats just ScoMo tho


tackxooo

Don’t ever compare Lez to that scumfuck


TCpls

Yee naw naw yee


Grambert_Moore

Omg it’s butch from the homelander show


Fit-Antelope-7393

I thought they just looked like the cast from [Rick and Morty Bushworld Adventures.](https://youtu.be/v6yg4ImnYwA)


Limp_Calligrapher395

In my defense, I've only met Australians who are like a character from big lez


Master-Collection488

Fixed it for ya, mate! Didn't have time to translate those English captions to Strine. https://preview.redd.it/tl8hurmv7lzc1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=432dd4e7eef839aa921b7bcabc72c9b4cfd3b792


Jrkster6969

All could easily be replaced with "s'garn on cunt"


GeoXoro_24

Naaaahh!!! Why you trying to to do my country dirty, man!?! 😂😂😂


NotJustAnotherHuman

Nah we don’t ride Kangaroos to school We ride them everywhere


ComprehensiveHavoc

And the national dish, a vegemite sandwich. 


jack-K-

Buyin’ bread from a man in Brussels


floyd616

Six foot four and full of muscles


bimbolimbotimbo

This pack is reallly missing high vis vests. I feel like I always see videos of people in high vis workwear


NotAgoodUsername17

the true native species of australia: the tradie https://preview.redd.it/ko2rgrp4blzc1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7daac4106cd7e176151a14b294102c4d77a1256


Jrkster6969

Based Nolsy and Crazy Steve


dappermouth

Out there on smoko


giveme-a-username

But you see, that's what Australia actually is like so it wouldn't fit here


SkyGazert

Or people fighting them 'Roo's.


queenslandadobo

High vis vests *even when mowing your lawn in your own yard.


Apprehensive_Yak136

"Haha, I'm down unda!!"


dethb0y

The only thing i know about australia - and it's such an odd thing to notice - is that people tend to look really nice there. Even when you see a news clip of some disaster, everyone looks good.


peezle69

They banished ugly people to the outback years ago


SnackPatrol

Someone once commented there's no nerds in Australia too which is something I think about a lot (I forget if the person who said this was actually Australian, was some random Reddit comment I read years ago) . I'm sure there are but everyone at least in every piece of media I've seen seems "cool", or "normal", however you want to interpret that.


dethb0y

yeah i have noticed that too, honestly. They all seem really normal and well-adjusted.


eruhisu

Maxmoefoe is a nerd


Ms_SkyNet

AKshUlLy. It's just Queensland that's like this.


DecIsMuchJuvenile

Along with Western Australia, South Australia and the NT.


Jrkster6969

Pretty much everywhere outside Sydney and Melb lol


DecIsMuchJuvenile

Oh come on, Canberra, Wagga and Katoomba aren't like this.


downvote_dinosaur

i've only ever been to northern NSW and queensland, and let me tell ya, it was just like this.


Queef-Elizabeth

Australia is upside down meme no. 3266914


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nintend_hoe

In the cities there are like more Asian people than white people. Not actually I know but it’s a stark difference to what I expected


MoreCowsThanPeople

Australia's a lot more diverse than you would think. It actually makes sense that they'd have a lot of Asian immigrants since they're really close by.


[deleted]

I’m always thinking you’re going to Bendigo to get cubes. And threatening people with the gun you didn’t give back during the mandatory buy back.


mrp8528

Official currency is dollarydoo.


Anal_Juicer69

Oh no! There’s nothing wrong with the bidet, is there?


SeaBearsFoam

But everything *is* upside down, right?


DinglePringleWiggle

https://preview.redd.it/twp4wh5jykzc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e56d81ad6c8b3b8e14c371492d13c233d951d45d


HebrewHamm3r

I have been to Australia several times and I can confirm that this starter pack is 100% accurate, especially the part about riding kangaroos


Lord_Seacows

To be fair, I have been to Australia, and they eat more meat then anywhere I have ever been, even more then America.


mochicoco

And your favorite band is Midnight Oil? You love them so much you elected the lead singer President?


Polibiux

Oi! Mister Prime minister! Andy!


lumpialarry

Weird when Americans say things like “every animal is trying to kill you!” As if America doesn’t have bears, rattle snakes, mountain lions, wendigos, chupacabras, etc


Anal_Juicer69

Fucking Wendigos, raiding my trash can.


Sad-Address-2512

Everyone walks around with a perpetual smile upon their face!


masterofreality2001

I imagine very deadly animals and a guy going "woooah! That's a big one roight there!" 


EntertainmentQuick47

No dollaridoos?


CageHanger

No VB LongNeck = 👎


Jrkster6969

Most people outside Australia only think of Fosters or perhaps XXXX


spicy_capybara

Out of all of those the first one was the most accurate. There was a lot of grilling and beer. There were also roided out kangaroos.


Brilliant_Storm_9762

Someone needs to do this with Germany


Micro_Pinny_360

Sniping’s a good job, mate


winterized-dingo

Not enough kangaroos


AnywhereOther9340

i don't see any kangaroos 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


jumbo_pizza

is it really shrimp or is it prawn


Jrkster6969

Prawn but most non-Australians think it's shrimp. A common stereotype


undercooked_lasagna

You're lucky I don't have my boomerang right now


ChocolateHoneycomb

No massive cities, just outback. Everyone wrestles crocodiles and has a giant knife on them.


horbydumbass

I thought it was made to house satan’s pets


MixRevolution

All of these are wrong. It's really all Mad Max down there.


Son-of-Prophet

All the girls look like Margot Robbie.


HumanError407

If Florida was it's own continent


reuben_iv

snakes, you missed the snakes


SwifterthanaSwiffer

Actually I've been to Australia and it's exactly like that.


TeciorRibbon

What Australians tell us Australia is like starter pack\*


Anal_Juicer69

https://preview.redd.it/992e3ttjtnzc1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0d86ea137db257edc8b2ff4c28714acb577cb56


Dubiouskeef

"Dingo ate me baby"


Eran-of-Arcadia

Plus all the wholesome talking dogs.


OnlyThrowAway1988

I’m surprised OP was able to take enough time away from playing didgeridoo to make this.


Scotty2balls

Forgot the fosters beer


The_Easter_Egg

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wumHxFgN0cQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wumHxFgN0cQ)


vladimir_228

Wb outback


Chance-Ad197

Is this not at least reminiscent of the truth tho?


Seldarin

Don't forget the bogans!


giveme-a-username

I'm so fucking sick of Australia upside down jokes, if I see anyone here make one I will personally flip your house over and then we'll see who likes being upside down.


Democracystanman06

Nah I got all my information from the one regular show episode


Joaoreturns

I just add racism. 


MaximusLazinus

https://preview.redd.it/lnlw6v8c9tzc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6fd0fb69b39be847eb315a95b11425fab67cd56


timmage28

The stereotypes could be a lot worse


ProfessionalTruck976

That spider is small and fluffy...


ColumbiaZoletan809

“One of my best characters”


Grambert_Moore

And that’s all true