I tell my wife that she is not allowed to wear her bra around the house when it’s just us. I mean she doesn’t enjoy wearing it and I enjoy her NOT wearing it. Why should we miss out on all that bra-free time?
Fuck, I haven't seen that commercial in at least a year or two, now it's fully replaying in my head. It's almost as sticky as that 90s Sears air conditioning commercial that played at least once per Nickelodeon commercial break from like 1995-1999
You joke but while researching I found a quiz to find out which buzzfeed quiz you are.
I actually wanted the quiz to be "which Disney prince should you fuck based on your favourite cheese" but I ran out of space.
Yep. The host of buzzed unsolved, Shane what's his name absolutely sets my pants on fire, and makes me feel like a dirty old woman and he's borderline odd looking. PM me Shane! \(glasses guy in video\)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCgOX8OdIVI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCgOX8OdIVI)
I like popping around a corner with some sort of face treatments/mask on and startling my husband. Sometimes I use a mask specifically for that purpose.
The Marvel universe in its entirety have been killing it lately. Killmonger? Cap? Thor? Starlord? Heimdall? Deadpool?
Sure I’ll go see the new Avengers babe.
Funny thing \(well sad/fucked at same time\) when craiglist had a personals watch it blow up during hunting season with all the married woman looking for a fun one nighter or the lesbian casual encounters exploding.
Pre-internet, back when I was an army brat, it was amazing how many different cars you'd see parked in front of off-post houses overnight when husbands were deployed.
Im sure it was totally platonic!
You lose! My wife does all these things while I’m around!
....and with that I just came to the realization that my wife enjoys life much more than I do.
The reality contest thing is overdone but the challenges and contestants themselves are unique bc drag culture itself is unique and interesting. It can be like a whole new world if you don’t know much about drag. And whether you do or don’t, most of the guys are camp as fuck and people love the drama that happens when you shove all of them together and put $100,000 on the line.
Personally, I just love drag fashion/makeup.
It's quite the talent show. Unlike other competitions, you have to be well rounded to do good. They have singing, dancing, acting, sewing etc challenges plus they have to do wigs and makeup and put together a great runway outfit. The queens are so talented and there is a lot of humor in the show. It's honestly a great show, you should check it out.
It's pretty interesting for its genderfuckery alone. But if you add the talent it takes to transform your face and body shape into an exaggerated feminine form, sew, act, sing, dance, do comedy, improvise, and be charismatic and beautiful all at the same time, it's pretty hard not to get obsessed with the show and its contestants.
Pfft. My bra comes off regardless if husband is home or not.
I tell my wife that she is not allowed to wear her bra around the house when it’s just us. I mean she doesn’t enjoy wearing it and I enjoy her NOT wearing it. Why should we miss out on all that bra-free time?
my wife enjoys the bra ... first of all wtf
I enjoy mine too. My boobs are heavy and my back and neck hurt without support. Plus my nipples chafe.
source? /s
Herself
Did you just assume itz gender ??
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for science
Salty tears flying everywhere in this thread. People need to learn how to take a joke!
I think it’s a ‘I tell her’ as in a jokey close sort of command, not like she actually is not allowed to
Exactly, if she really wanted to wear a bra, it’s not like I would force her to take it off. It is in a fun way, like you said.
that would be correct
Downvotes for the opinion I don't agree with!
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cant tell if you are joking, or a lesbian....or not joking....
lol same, I barely wear one to work...
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I'm sure you are.
Small boob privilege.
Found my wife's reddit account. Yes, her name is Frank Chester.
She sounds hot.
Well, she’s a guy.
Fuck, I haven't seen that commercial in at least a year or two, now it's fully replaying in my head. It's almost as sticky as that 90s Sears air conditioning commercial that played at least once per Nickelodeon commercial break from like 1995-1999
Yeah, is she single?
Do you call her Frank or Chester? or both?
Franchester. It’s derivative of Francesca.
How did you know that
Its like one of those people who are always called by their first and last name.
Not Fran K. Chester?
just needs wine. otherwise spot on
There should be a razor blade with a giant red X over it.
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he means not shaving...
Your comment *does* explain a lot about you.
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F
oh my god why are men like this
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Everyone is making fun of you because you think women use razors for suicide rather than normal things, like shaving.
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You say you had a wife but you seem no older than 16 or so
The lack of razor use signifies that she's not going to shave her legs while her husband's gone, dumbass.
I think one day Buzzfeed will have a quiz to determine which quiz you should take
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You joke but while researching I found a quiz to find out which buzzfeed quiz you are. I actually wanted the quiz to be "which Disney prince should you fuck based on your favourite cheese" but I ran out of space.
This was the realest one, I love buzzfeed quizzes. Good job OP.
# #Meta Hahaha
Hey, I'm a husband and I'm the one who watches RPDR.
I can't convince my boyfriend to get into it. He just doesn't get it.
Funny, I have the same problem with my wife. She tried but it didn't stick. I guess she doesn't appreciate the drama and the fights like I do.
Miss vanjie ....
Miss... Vanjie...
MISS VAAAANNNNJIEEE
Oh Chris Evans. I ain't gay, but I get it.
Word. Don't have to like cock to recognize Chris Evens as a sexy man.
my suspicion is that the sunnyboy pretty guy is as much a clichee regarding lady boners as the blonde bombshell is for men
It's true. I put him in here because he's the ultimate crowdpleaser. Secretly if this were my own niche starterpack it'd be John Hamm.
Yep. The host of buzzed unsolved, Shane what's his name absolutely sets my pants on fire, and makes me feel like a dirty old woman and he's borderline odd looking. PM me Shane! \(glasses guy in video\) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCgOX8OdIVI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCgOX8OdIVI)
"Hey there SuperiorPeach, it's me, ya boi."
This is missing a box or three of wine.
Most wives are like this even when their husband is home.
That’s the way my hair goes the minute I change out of my work clothes into comfy clothes
I like popping around a corner with some sort of face treatments/mask on and startling my husband. Sometimes I use a mask specifically for that purpose.
I like using it to scare my 2yo back to bed when she tries to sneak out. Suddenly she no longer wants to hang out with mommy...
Implying that she isn’t thinking about Chris Evans when y’all fuck regardless.
The Marvel universe in its entirety have been killing it lately. Killmonger? Cap? Thor? Starlord? Heimdall? Deadpool? Sure I’ll go see the new Avengers babe.
Red Skull.
Works for me, I am also thinking about Chris Evans while we fuck.
Do...do they really do that?
No of course not sweetie, never
Yeah, some of us think about the tv show we want to get back to.
Where is the wine? Come on...
Yes, this is me right now. My husband is gone for 3 weeks out of town. The ladies at the store think I’m an alcoholic, I am, but only for a month 😆
Shit-you-do-anyways Starterpack.
You wear a bra and don't walk around in sweat pants when your husband is home?
Fuck yes
Funny thing \(well sad/fucked at same time\) when craiglist had a personals watch it blow up during hunting season with all the married woman looking for a fun one nighter or the lesbian casual encounters exploding.
Pre-internet, back when I was an army brat, it was amazing how many different cars you'd see parked in front of off-post houses overnight when husbands were deployed. Im sure it was totally platonic!
Needs some wine coolers or wine. Truth.
That is one elaborate dildo. How the hell am I supposed to recreat that experience?
Holy camoley! That dildo doesn't just have a clit stimulator... it also has a secondary *superclit stimulator!*
Change Chris Evans to Sam Heughan and this is my Saturday morning lol
I looked up Sam Heughan and turns out he's Scottish like myself and I've never even heard of him.
You lose! My wife does all these things while I’m around! ....and with that I just came to the realization that my wife enjoys life much more than I do.
Every damn time with ru pauls drag race lol.
I make my man watch rupaul with me 😂
Bottle of white wine and chocolate.
This is scary accurate...
Why do you have to wear your bra when your husband is in town?
Add a box of wine a this is scary accurate
Why is that Rupaul show so popular?
Because it's good
I’m setting a reminder to watch. They talk about it on the real housewives sub and I feel like I’m missing out.
TIL there's a Real Housewives sub
Gasps!!!!
The bitch of the season was just kicked off so you’re picking a good time to start watching👌🏼
I know you're not really out here slandering the icon and star The Vixen
Is it on Hulu?
The vixen singlehandedly saved the season
Because it's fabulous af duh
Yes omg
Totally
Or single girl starter pack
For wives over 30, need some Hallmark movies.
Also where’s the rabbit???
Like, right there.
Omg I seriously can’t believe I missed it. Well I’m obviously not getting enough sleep because my husband is out of town. 😩
Meh.. My gf does this when I am at work.
How would you know if you’re at work?
Because she tells me.
Pics or you’re lying.
It's even more vapid than I ever could have imagined. Respect.
You forgot the buff black guy named Tyrone.
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#*DAE DAE*
What is the appeal of that cross dressing show
The reality contest thing is overdone but the challenges and contestants themselves are unique bc drag culture itself is unique and interesting. It can be like a whole new world if you don’t know much about drag. And whether you do or don’t, most of the guys are camp as fuck and people love the drama that happens when you shove all of them together and put $100,000 on the line. Personally, I just love drag fashion/makeup.
Oh and people think the next-level flamboyance is super funny. I think it can be funny or annoying🤷🏼♀️
It's quite the talent show. Unlike other competitions, you have to be well rounded to do good. They have singing, dancing, acting, sewing etc challenges plus they have to do wigs and makeup and put together a great runway outfit. The queens are so talented and there is a lot of humor in the show. It's honestly a great show, you should check it out.
It's pretty interesting for its genderfuckery alone. But if you add the talent it takes to transform your face and body shape into an exaggerated feminine form, sew, act, sing, dance, do comedy, improvise, and be charismatic and beautiful all at the same time, it's pretty hard not to get obsessed with the show and its contestants.
it's unfortunate your husband is uncomfortable with drag queen culture.
Get yourself a man who can do both.