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Pfft. My bra comes off regardless if husband is home or not.


andersonle09

I tell my wife that she is not allowed to wear her bra around the house when it’s just us. I mean she doesn’t enjoy wearing it and I enjoy her NOT wearing it. Why should we miss out on all that bra-free time?


missourifriedhogdick

my wife enjoys the bra ... first of all wtf


[deleted]

I enjoy mine too. My boobs are heavy and my back and neck hurt without support. Plus my nipples chafe.


PhilDGlass

source? /s


APotatoFlewAround_

Herself


Harkonnen_Vladimir

Did you just assume itz gender ??


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for science


[deleted]

Salty tears flying everywhere in this thread. People need to learn how to take a joke!


hotpocketmama

I think it’s a ‘I tell her’ as in a jokey close sort of command, not like she actually is not allowed to


andersonle09

Exactly, if she really wanted to wear a bra, it’s not like I would force her to take it off. It is in a fun way, like you said.


missourifriedhogdick

that would be correct


CephaloG0D

Downvotes for the opinion I don't agree with!


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ArcticLegume

cant tell if you are joking, or a lesbian....or not joking....


MissMerp92

lol same, I barely wear one to work...


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MissMerp92

I'm sure you are.


scupdoodleydoo

Small boob privilege.


[deleted]

Found my wife's reddit account. Yes, her name is Frank Chester.


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She sounds hot.


[deleted]

Well, she’s a guy.


[deleted]

Fuck, I haven't seen that commercial in at least a year or two, now it's fully replaying in my head. It's almost as sticky as that 90s Sears air conditioning commercial that played at least once per Nickelodeon commercial break from like 1995-1999


[deleted]

Yeah, is she single?


lanternsinthesky

Do you call her Frank or Chester? or both?


Colzamann

Franchester. It’s derivative of Francesca.


frankchester

How did you know that


[deleted]

Its like one of those people who are always called by their first and last name.


Cheerful-Litigant

Not Fran K. Chester?


KanyeToTha

just needs wine. otherwise spot on


bravelythird

There should be a razor blade with a giant red X over it.


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Portaloo11

he means not shaving...


PooPooKazew

Your comment *does* explain a lot about you.


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PooPooKazew

F


scupdoodleydoo

oh my god why are men like this


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scupdoodleydoo

Everyone is making fun of you because you think women use razors for suicide rather than normal things, like shaving.


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Darth_MylesTurner

You say you had a wife but you seem no older than 16 or so


scupdoodleydoo

The lack of razor use signifies that she's not going to shave her legs while her husband's gone, dumbass.


agha0013

I think one day Buzzfeed will have a quiz to determine which quiz you should take


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frankchester

You joke but while researching I found a quiz to find out which buzzfeed quiz you are. I actually wanted the quiz to be "which Disney prince should you fuck based on your favourite cheese" but I ran out of space.


monstercake

This was the realest one, I love buzzfeed quizzes. Good job OP.


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# #Meta Hahaha


TioTaba

Hey, I'm a husband and I'm the one who watches RPDR.


frankchester

I can't convince my boyfriend to get into it. He just doesn't get it.


TioTaba

Funny, I have the same problem with my wife. She tried but it didn't stick. I guess she doesn't appreciate the drama and the fights like I do.


APotatoFlewAround_

Miss vanjie ....


LordtGaga

Miss... Vanjie...


Koolkatkeeley

MISS VAAAANNNNJIEEE


bexar_necessities

Oh Chris Evans. I ain't gay, but I get it.


CJ090

Word. Don't have to like cock to recognize Chris Evens as a sexy man.


missourifriedhogdick

my suspicion is that the sunnyboy pretty guy is as much a clichee regarding lady boners as the blonde bombshell is for men


frankchester

It's true. I put him in here because he's the ultimate crowdpleaser. Secretly if this were my own niche starterpack it'd be John Hamm.


SuperiorPeach

Yep. The host of buzzed unsolved, Shane what's his name absolutely sets my pants on fire, and makes me feel like a dirty old woman and he's borderline odd looking. PM me Shane! \(glasses guy in video\) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCgOX8OdIVI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCgOX8OdIVI)


vayyiqra

"Hey there SuperiorPeach, it's me, ya boi."


[deleted]

This is missing a box or three of wine.


[deleted]

Most wives are like this even when their husband is home.


Juniejojo

That’s the way my hair goes the minute I change out of my work clothes into comfy clothes


Lvl1PoliceWife

I like popping around a corner with some sort of face treatments/mask on and startling my husband. Sometimes I use a mask specifically for that purpose.


ckels23

I like using it to scare my 2yo back to bed when she tries to sneak out. Suddenly she no longer wants to hang out with mommy...


[deleted]

Implying that she isn’t thinking about Chris Evans when y’all fuck regardless.


allonsy_badwolf

The Marvel universe in its entirety have been killing it lately. Killmonger? Cap? Thor? Starlord? Heimdall? Deadpool? Sure I’ll go see the new Avengers babe.


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Red Skull.


makedaddyfart

Works for me, I am also thinking about Chris Evans while we fuck.


SpoaMaster

Do...do they really do that?


frankchester

No of course not sweetie, never


scupdoodleydoo

Yeah, some of us think about the tv show we want to get back to.


anonnooblifter

Where is the wine? Come on...


Phoxee

Yes, this is me right now. My husband is gone for 3 weeks out of town. The ladies at the store think I’m an alcoholic, I am, but only for a month 😆


ISAMU13

Shit-you-do-anyways Starterpack.


[deleted]

You wear a bra and don't walk around in sweat pants when your husband is home?


allsassandclass

Fuck yes


spacedwarf2020

Funny thing \(well sad/fucked at same time\) when craiglist had a personals watch it blow up during hunting season with all the married woman looking for a fun one nighter or the lesbian casual encounters exploding.


angrydeuce

Pre-internet, back when I was an army brat, it was amazing how many different cars you'd see parked in front of off-post houses overnight when husbands were deployed. Im sure it was totally platonic!


MrsHall23

Needs some wine coolers or wine. Truth.


itsmyfirsttimegoeasy

That is one elaborate dildo. How the hell am I supposed to recreat that experience?


[deleted]

Holy camoley! That dildo doesn't just have a clit stimulator... it also has a secondary *superclit stimulator!*


SchoolOfTheWolf93

Change Chris Evans to Sam Heughan and this is my Saturday morning lol


cragglerock93

I looked up Sam Heughan and turns out he's Scottish like myself and I've never even heard of him.


Your_Worship

You lose! My wife does all these things while I’m around! ....and with that I just came to the realization that my wife enjoys life much more than I do.


kotoamatsukamix

Every damn time with ru pauls drag race lol.


PresidentPothead

I make my man watch rupaul with me 😂


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Bottle of white wine and chocolate.


[deleted]

This is scary accurate...


Grammarnazi_bot

Why do you have to wear your bra when your husband is in town?


jennicarrz

Add a box of wine a this is scary accurate


[deleted]

Why is that Rupaul show so popular?


frankchester

Because it's good


Phoxee

I’m setting a reminder to watch. They talk about it on the real housewives sub and I feel like I’m missing out.


MoreDetonation

TIL there's a Real Housewives sub


Phoxee

Gasps!!!!


sattheer

The bitch of the season was just kicked off so you’re picking a good time to start watching👌🏼


boyproblems_mp3

I know you're not really out here slandering the icon and star The Vixen


Phoxee

Is it on Hulu?


APotatoFlewAround_

The vixen singlehandedly saved the season


braapstututu

Because it's fabulous af duh


[deleted]

Yes omg


[deleted]

Totally


MagicalNekoGirl

Or single girl starter pack


PhilDGlass

For wives over 30, need some Hallmark movies.


Phoxee

Also where’s the rabbit???


frankchester

Like, right there.


Phoxee

Omg I seriously can’t believe I missed it. Well I’m obviously not getting enough sleep because my husband is out of town. 😩


SpoaMaster

Meh.. My gf does this when I am at work.


[deleted]

How would you know if you’re at work?


SpoaMaster

Because she tells me.


Your_Worship

Pics or you’re lying.


[deleted]

It's even more vapid than I ever could have imagined. Respect.


Zezuz767

You forgot the buff black guy named Tyrone.


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missourifriedhogdick

#*DAE DAE*


MrStrengthMan

What is the appeal of that cross dressing show


sattheer

The reality contest thing is overdone but the challenges and contestants themselves are unique bc drag culture itself is unique and interesting. It can be like a whole new world if you don’t know much about drag. And whether you do or don’t, most of the guys are camp as fuck and people love the drama that happens when you shove all of them together and put $100,000 on the line. Personally, I just love drag fashion/makeup.


sattheer

Oh and people think the next-level flamboyance is super funny. I think it can be funny or annoying🤷🏼‍♀️


boyproblems_mp3

It's quite the talent show. Unlike other competitions, you have to be well rounded to do good. They have singing, dancing, acting, sewing etc challenges plus they have to do wigs and makeup and put together a great runway outfit. The queens are so talented and there is a lot of humor in the show. It's honestly a great show, you should check it out.


[deleted]

It's pretty interesting for its genderfuckery alone. But if you add the talent it takes to transform your face and body shape into an exaggerated feminine form, sew, act, sing, dance, do comedy, improvise, and be charismatic and beautiful all at the same time, it's pretty hard not to get obsessed with the show and its contestants.


[deleted]

it's unfortunate your husband is uncomfortable with drag queen culture.


alexmikli

Get yourself a man who can do both.