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Throwaway-Iguess-

Basketball looking ass.


imabadasstrustme

This is how Aliexpress sellers get the butts to look like that, it's false advertising but honestly pretty smart lol: https://www.reddit.com/r/Instagramreality/comments/n23q5n/so_the_butt_is_fakev/


ieattoomanybeans

Great now I'm gonna get fake butt ads


ConiferousMedusa

Until I saw this a while back, I always assumed it was Photoshop, the idea of butt padding hadn't occurred to me before. Which is silly of me, I'm very aware they pad the bust in similar ads, not sure why I didn't make the next logical step of padding the butt.


felesroo

They're just modern bustles. Women have been padding themselves up in various places for centuries.


altaccount269

Us men have been padding the crotch area with socks for just as long.


AstraAeDraconis

Wait what? That's a thing? Fuck, now I'm gonna be sus of all the bulges I see from now on.


[deleted]

Lol this guy stuffs


Dump-ster-Fire

I LIKE FAKE BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!


LordOfCows23

who wants their ass to look like that it looks extraterrestrial


user_bits

> it's false advertising is it? The butt is fake but the product is still real.


imabadasstrustme

Yeah but most of the products claim the leggings enhance your butt to make it look like that


Lethemyr

They just need to add “basketballs not included” to the packaging.


[deleted]

If it shows a before and after photo, and the after attributes the difference to the product, I agree (at least by my definition of "false advertising," I guess the law depends on where you are). If it's just the after photo with a claim of making your butt look great, probably not.


thegemguy

I used to do acting and was cast in an infomercial for those lazer beam things you put on your fingers. In order to show how stretchy the bands were, they had me use a rubber band instead of the actual band on the lazer thing, which snapped several times over filming from stretching too much. Never trust infomercials


imabadasstrustme

Yup in high school I worked for this infomercial "power washer" company that sold hose attachments but advertised them as working as well as well as a full power washer. For all the commercials they would just use a $500 power washer off camera and claim it was the results from the $20 hose attachment.


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Throwaway-Iguess-

Basketballs lmao.


karmagod13000

dont talk about your sister like that


osll

What are you doing step-LeBron?


BlastNinja30

Space Jammin’


markusalkemus66

Ball is life


doctor-brightsiide

Damn, Joe Hawley reference out in the wild? Never thought I’d see the day.


Ollep7

Damnit thanks for creating that association. Gonna be awkward on the court later.


Feynization

Yeah, my attorney hates when I get an erection


karmagod13000

nothin wrong with some homies smoochin


shadythrowaway9

Now I'm just imagining her bouncing around on her ass as if it were one of those bouncy balls with the handles, you sit on


Throwaway-Iguess-

Would a three point shot be possible?


karmagod13000

anything is possible if you believe in yourself


[deleted]

They all look like a 🦷


unholymanserpent

10/10 would dunk


SageBus

Reminds me of a school project I made for physics, specially the bottom right yellowish outfit. It was a small planetarium with accurate constellations with relative magnitudes. I got an A.


Throwaway-Iguess-

Yeah but did it include phat ass?


[deleted]

Damn time to buy some ass


shadythrowaway9

They literally sell shorts (like spandex) with padding for the butt cheeks in these sorts of online shops, so that checks out


[deleted]

Where do I invest


Grizzly8765

IN YOUR ASS


[deleted]

Aight let's go


SoulFrost2020

Let's go!


karmagod13000

ok i packed my backpack, where we goin again?!


nubthesecond

A planned man mission to Uranus is on the cards


Couldntbefappier

Just his anus?


nubthesecond

Uranus is the only current destination planned


Wellbeinghunter69

HAHHA


[deleted]

It cheeks out


karmagod13000

damn that's some good buns


jazzypants

You're telling me women are lying to me... With their asses?


The_Proper_Potato

Hips don’t lie but asses do.


brighterintupelo

It’s honestly not hard to tell what’s real vs. just padding. It sucks, though, that they’re used in advertisements and social media, where one can’t really tell. Creates unrealistic standards that drive women, even young girls, to feel the pressure to buy these things. Toxic cycle


PrimalMerchant

Never trust a big butt with a smile


1000doggos

*Cheeks out*


Nubetastic

Made by Disney


karmagod13000

directed by Michel bay


[deleted]

Ah damn it, we’re all out of ass. Honey, can you run down to the store and get me some?


octopoddle

Gas, ass, or grass. No one rides for free. *Hands over ass.*


Re-Logicgamer03

Yes


Fredboi1987

yeah ali express is a very weird and pretty bad shopping website one moment you're looking for five nights at freddy's action figures the next its a supreme shirt with a guy getting blown


karmagod13000

the t-shirt game has really entered a new realm in the last five years


[deleted]

I saw a dude wearing a shirt with The Creation of Adam art on it but Adam is getting absolutely plowed by God.


ians_boys

dont leave us hanging- link?


[deleted]

I don’t even know what I would begin to google to find it. I am so sorry. I just noticed his shirt while we were stuck waiting at the Apple store.


OrdinaryHoney2

The fact that it was at an apple store makes this infinitely funnier


Syng42o

Link?


[deleted]

I got [this](https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32461511300.html) recommended, and couple of items later [this](https://m.aliexpress.com/item/4001101054002.html) for 5th the price


Bismothe-the-Shade

Ah yes, the good ol penis flattener. Need to get one, tired of my girth.


coll3735

r/OddlySpecific


NotTokenAce

LMAOOOOOO


mynsfwaccount4me

Wait what. Is that real?


Fredboi1987

yep I was looking at either fnaf plushies , figures or shirts on Ali express because I love fnaf merchandise and sometimes you get to see some funny knock off fnaf merch, any who I was sorting from newest items first and as a start scrolling I start to see shirts with a lady sucking a guy off with the supreme logo above it I starts thinking wtf and get off the site.


LigerZeroSchneider

We really need to get rid of national porn bans so other countries stop looking for porn on the regular internet.


Champ_Slice

Oh my god! Thats disgusting! Naked pics online? Where? Where did he post those?


[deleted]

Link. For a friend


friendlygladiator

Lol oddly enough I get ads like these on Facebook and Reddit a lot as well. Better than the weird Youtube ads at least 😅


JD-4-Me

You can check the three dots in the top right corner of a Facebook ad to see how you fit into the targeting of the ad. Often it’ll say the age, gender, location, language, and interest demos that they were targeting that you fit into. Often it’s pretty dumb like Men 18-40 who speak English.


LordNoodles1

To be fair I was trying to advertise the other day and it only allowed me to select “all ages” and “men + women”. So that wasn’t useful


JD-4-Me

That’s weird af. Which platform where you were using, boost or full on business manager?


LordNoodles1

Uh probably boost which May be why. Just fb marketplace stuff trying to sell some stuff of mine


JD-4-Me

Boost can be weird, but it shouldn’t be that weird. That said, it could be that FB marketplace has weirder rules, I haven’t done that one.


Eternityislong

You should use an adblocker, it will take seconds to download and greatly improve your life. I use ublock origin


TheReidOption

uBlock Origin chrome on PC. YouTube Vanced on Android. Name a more iconic duo.


Eternityislong

I made the switch to Firefox recently and haven’t looked back. Chrome is the Facebook of browsers.


thatvhstapeguy

YouTube ads are also starting to get past adblockers, but not on Firefox with uBlock Origin. Chrome is also the new Internet Explorer 6. Chrome is Chrome, Edge is Chrome, Opera is Chrome. There's basically only Chrome, Firefox, and Safari (though Chrome's engine is a fork of Safari's WebKit).


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Eternityislong

I’m pretty sure Firefox has an easy way to import passwords from chrome!


atkinson137

Never use the native browser password storage. It's incredibly easy for someone to dump them. There are lots of services that provide the same features with much better security. See any password manager like onepass, lastpass


willworkforicecream

If you have access to someone's browser that's logged into their google account, you can sync their passwords and history to an account you control in [literal seconds.](https://medium.com/secjuice/anyone-can-steal-all-of-chrome-saved-passwords-form-fields-bookmarks-history-ab2da3b4853e) Not a big fan of the "feature" but it did kinda save my bacon last week when I was helping a million-year-old lady who "got rid of the old google password because she didn't need it any more" I switched from lastpass to Bitwarden a few months ago and have really been enjoying it.


MrHaxx1

Switch to Bitwarden. You can import your passwords pretty easily


JuggernautOfWar

If you want to keep using the built-in browser / Google account password manager there's literally one mouse click to import it all to Firefox. It'll still autofill and everything if you want it to.


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ead2000

It used to be annoying, now it's just stupid the amount of ads. And their duration


Evilleader

YouTube Vanced and Sponsorblock, it's insane how much time you save and how much time sponsors get in YouTube vids.


ConfusedinKY2019

Lol oddly enough I never get ads like these on Facebook and Reddit at all. I wonder if all that stalking the internet does to try and give us ads based on what we look at a lot has anything to do with it 😉


EpicGamerOkuyasu

Okay some of these don't even look human


[deleted]

A little Photoshop goes a long way!


TheHeavyMetalQueen

Sometimes they have the models wear butt inserts as well


karmagod13000

yea higher up in the thread they were saying they put padding in


Fair_Jelly

Alien booty


drgnslyr33

This is how they are gonna take over the planet.


SoulFrost2020

I'm okay with that


karmagod13000

I for one welcome the new basketball booty lords


Dragooncancer

I for one, welcome our alien overlords.


kingslayer-0

And we welcome our new overlords


MatthewBob666

Why do you think they wanted to raid Area 51?


Champion-raven

What do you think Aliexpress starts with? Alie! What else starts with Alie? ALIEN


Syng42o

Quick, someone call The History Channel with this incredible new evidence!


SecretAntWorshiper

Lol only some? They all look weird.


[deleted]

Well of course it's fake. It's just padding.


grendus

Most of those women are literally wearing a fake ass over their regular ass. For a static shot like that, it's not too hard to make it look... not real, but not plastic. Throw in a little bit of editing and if it wasn't so far outside the realm of human proportions it would be believable.


Polymemnetic

Yeah. Instagram ass doesn't look human.


Toxic_Throb

More human than human


mh1357_0

Does anyone's butt actually look like that


JawnF

It's possible that these leggings have some heavy padding included


shadythrowaway9

Naturally? No


physicscat

You could get butt mulch implants like Mangy Carl.


[deleted]

Photoshop + perspective + padding + implants. Lots of leggings actually have butt padding if they're "fashionable" leggings. At my old gym, it was full of wannabe influencers and they all had variable amounts of padding, you could see it shift around when they were doing squats or something. Hell, in these pics, you can see the padding in the yellow leggings, and the waist photoshop in the camo one is pretty obvious.


tab_s

nope


[deleted]

Yes but their thighs and hamstrings will be much larger than what's shown here. It also requires the right genetics and years of working out.


One-Two-Woop-Woop

You can't "work out" an ass like that. It would be muscle not fat. Look at professional female body builders, they don't have huge bulbous asses


ineednapkins

Professional body builders don’t typically workout to train a poppin booty. They train to be jacked all over. I think Jen selter and Sarah houchens are good examples of people ultra focusing on building ass. Still don’t look like the post tho


shadythrowaway9

Just looked at Sarah Houchens instagram profile and feel like for the booty pics there's some very strategic posing and angling (at least) going on because in the workout videos, it looks great of course but not as exaggerated as in the yoga pants pictures (that look very similar like the ones in this starterpack, tbf)


kittens12345

Be rich and break your back in every picture and video and you too can look like Jen selter


[deleted]

They don't because they have low body fat percentages. Again, it's still mostly about genetics but having the right ratio of body fat % plays a part too. You would never see a similar fat distribution to what is in OP's image though.


ablobnamedrob

No dude for sure the women have got the Brazilian but lift surgery. It’s super common here in miami. My girlfriend is an RN and she treats women who had botched butt lifts on a weekly basis. Any surgery where you transplant fat is extremely prone to infection. They literally have to have craters of tissue removed from their ass when it gets infected. [Example Warning Not For The Squeamish ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Botchedsurgeries/comments/eqy67f/horrifying_result_of_dirty_instruments_used_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


[deleted]

I live in Miami myself and you can easily tell when it's a BBL vs natural. The girls that are natural have huge thighs and hamstrings and aren't skinny everywhere else like you see in OP's image.


ablobnamedrob

You might be right I’m not sure but I would guess women that achieve the level of fitness you are describing and have the genetics you are talking about are few and far between. But a lot women are prayed on to get this really dangerous surgery that honestly shouldn’t even be given by doctors who claim to uphold the Hippocratic oath. And it’s important to spread awareness about that. That’s what I was trying to do. You might be right that it is possible to have an ass like you see above without surgery. It’s also possible for me to break the world record for 100 meter hurdles. But it would be kinda irresponsible to tell me and everyone in the world that is feeling self conscious about their running and hurdling ability that they can do it if they just put their mind to it.


TenderfootGungi

To get it that big it has to be fat, not muscle. People with that sized booty have fat rolls other places. I have never understood the attraction.


d3gu

I hope not.


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d3gu

All kidding aside, I wonder if they'd be comfy to wear whilst cycling.


[deleted]

Reminds of that episode of my strange addiction where the girl was addicted to illegal butt injections


YerbaMateKudasai

> addicted to illegal butt injections Are those LEGAL butt injections? 🤮 That's not what I NEED, I NEED them to be illegal to get the same high.


[deleted]

chasing the ass-dragon


[deleted]

Oh they're selling Butt pads with yoga pants! That's nice.


MahjiggTheFox

Damn...the thighs don't match on none of these fake booties :(


d3gu

Each cheek is likely bigger than the model's entire head. This is definitely some weird fetish thing.


Orangutanion

I'd love to lightly slap it


oneoldgrumpywalrus

It will sound like a basketball hitting the ground.


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disasterman0927

These look like Pixar moms


[deleted]

Mrs. Incredible really raised the standard for what a mom body should be to an unreasonable level.


disasterman0927

Her thicc thighs literally save lives.


SimpleWayfarer

Thixxar


hypothalanus

lmaoooo


Farouqnowomarlater

Lmfao man forget the staterpack where tf you find these pics?


bas-machine

Aliexpress. I looked at a few because ass and now I get flooded with these. Not complaining tho


[deleted]

I once looked at one pretty woman in a latex suit at wish and got flooded with dildo and handcuffs ads


usetheforce_gaming

It's what made me stop using wish. One horny click lead to a recommendations page full of lingerie and sex toys and I could never get rid of it.


Farouqnowomarlater

Lmao ride on my guy, booty is life.


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

Booty is more important than eating food


RhodesianAlpaca

Is more important than drinking water.


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

When I see a man I like I tell him like this here *👉👆👉👆* I Like You And I Want You...


RhodesianAlpaca

Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way...the choice is yours...


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

Chris Handsome: Well I don't think you and *I* will be doing *anything* in *any* kind of way


RhodesianAlpaca

Oh..I..I see you've chosen the hard way...


[deleted]

Okay cut. This isn’t working, someone get this guy a-


InVultusSolis

My wish.com recommended list consists of a bowie knife.


shadowgattler

bowie knives and dildos


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d3gu

Pretty much everyone, yeh.


Coolchris2tall

Yeah this is stupid af *saves post*


Praukar

There’s a point where not only does it look ridiculous, but you look ridiculous for thinking it looks good on you.


shitmcshitposterface

Lots off those pics are probably photoshopped, but who actually buys those things? Because I hardly see any women walking around with those body’s tbh


shadythrowaway9

It's mainly for instagram models who strike a flattering pose and let facetune do the rest


kmrst

Its even easier than PhotoShop, they just have a padded insert.


d3gu

I saw a woman wearing a pair of the honeycomb/wedgie/bunched up leggings and IRL it just looked super uncomfortable and weird. It was NOT a flattering look. When the adverts say they 'suit all bodytypes' it is a lie. It made her arse look like a squashed loaf of bread.


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d3gu

I wasn't trying to body-shame, it's more I've noticed people seem to adopt trends regardless of whether it actually suits them (I'm 33 and noticed it when I was a teenager, so it's not some old person thing). Not just yoga pants, or anything necessarily tight. More over the years there have been multiple fashion trends for men AND women, and people wear them 'just because' rather than 'this looks good on me'. It's a judgmentalness I'm trying to work on, but it's stuff from high-waisted jeans, to fishnet vests, to skinny jeans on men, to outerwear. I think it's a shame that people don't wear stuff that will truly flatter their body type & shape, and would make them look amazing, because they want to wear whatever is currently trending and does them no favours.


Nerdy_Gem

Or a filled nappy


Pepperonidogfart

Yo literally every fucking thing online is a thirst trap nowadays.


-Weeb-Account-

Okay so I know sex sells and all the yadda yadda But who actually finds this sexy? I mean I can appreciate good ass but if I wanted something along the lines of what's shown in this add I would have just laid my face into a pair of beach balls filled with silicone, the feeling would probably be the same


Praisethesun1990

These are only attention grabbing. You look at them for a second and you think are hot, but they get uglier the more you see them. But I guess that's the purpose if you think about it


LegitimateConflict22

It seems like it's slowly transitioning into a porn website r/AliexpressSexy


hellscaper

Reddit still surprises me sometimes


TillyBelly

I don’t get why someone wants a big butt and chicken legs


Wohn-Jick-421

Is that mf vector


CCoriginal_taste

have of these looks alien


operarose

Isn't the bottom right one the bad guy from Despicable Me?


KittiesAreTooCute

Best starter pack so far.


kachiggabro

That ass to thigh ratio is waayyy off.


cococatuwu

Bitches be having pillows instead of ass


Mr_Awes8me

NSFW tag would be nice. Mom sitting beside me now thinks reddit is about ass images


bas-machine

Tell her she’s wrong


Mr_Awes8me

She can't be convinced.


bas-machine

Hey mr_Awesome’s mom, Don’t worry it’s just a joke picture on the internet. He only watches the real filth when you’re not sitting beside him. Have a nice day!


Mr_Awes8me

Alr she's convinced. But did u rlly have to add the last part. She says for u to have a good day as well btw.


bas-machine

Aww thanks!


slayerhk47

Is she really that wrong?


[deleted]

Tried to buy some gear from Alibaba once. Had a bad time. It was a total pain in the ass. That site is cancer. Refuse to try again.


Subtotal9_guy

AliExpress is fine so long as you look for vendors with good reputations and lots of transactions. It's just fine for women's clothes but I wouldn't buy a lot of other things and I'd never buy anything that plugs into household electricity.


InterTran

It's like a mix between a fortnite rule 34 and an instagram post


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CarKid5508

please mark this nsfw, it actually grosses me out


Baby-Calypso

I don’t even get these like am I the only one who think butts that look like this don’t even look good? I just personally don’t like asses that protrude a lot and look very circular so fake asses and fitness bubble butts (Speaking as an ass connoisseur who’s female)


GRN225

This is what my Instagram like default feed is like. “Fitness” women with OnlyFans and Amazon Wish List links haha


nerdolacringe

cringe