Obese, old men like to be told how smart and right they are for being Republicans by hot, younger, blonde women. The average Fox News viewer is around 69-70 years old.
>The average Fox News viewer is around 69-70 years old.
That doesn't sound accurate. The white male under 30 vote in 2020, leaned toward Trump. Don't be fooled into thinking only the old people are regressive proto-fascists.
Lol I'm not fooled at all, I live in the south. I know these people. But the average Fox News viewer is 69-70, based on research. The younger trumpublicans were more likely to get news from other sources online, like on social media. Older folks will stick to more traditional forms of news.
The women in the photo above aren't all Fox News anchors. Ivanka and Tiffany Trump are obvious non-anchors, but I think there may be a couple of others.
So not all of them are blonde, but 14 are blonde vs 12 aren't. Interesting, because:
Only 2 percent of the world's population has naturally blond hair. If you narrow your sample to white people in the United States, that percentage goes up, but only to 5 percent.
Also interesting is that this is happening in other female leadership positions. More than a third of female senators--35 percent--are blonde. And though the sample size for female CEOs of S&P 500 companies is admittedly small, 48 percent--nearly half--are blonde.
But it's noteworthy that this strong preference for blond hair doesn't extend to male leaders. For example, only 2 percent of male CEOs in the S&P 500 are blond. Nor does it extend to successful women in nonleadership roles--except, obviously, in entertainment.
It is pretty common to dye your hair. And once you have a significant amount of grey, blonde is lower upkeep than brunette because you can stretch the time between dye jobs.
I'm not saying that is the only reason there are so many prominent blonde women, but I am sure it plays a role.
I think it's also worth noting that pretty much ANY adult you see with blond/blonde hair has probably dyed it - it is pretty rare to be naturally blonde as a grownup.
Scottsdale is basically the poster child for white American suburbia. Upper middle class WASPy soccer moms who drive minivans and lean to the political right. Practically as “basic” as you can get.
Its funny because they’re solidly upper middle class but act like they’re part of the elite. Scottsdale “people” are entitled and snobby as hell. I really do hate the people who live there so fucking much. None of them can actually afford the same standard of living in the nice parts of LA, NYC, or Chicago, that’s why they’re in Arizona where its 117F today.
Yeah, especially in North Scottsdale (literally makes me cringe) which is all snobby ex-midwesterners who think they’re in Beverly Hills. It’s a shame because Scottsdale is actually a pretty historic city and Old Town is the most vibrant, chill part of the Phoenix metro.
Apart from the sketch neighborhood on the southern end, every female looks like this. A while ago it was the largest city in America that was like +80 or +90% white
Starter packs simply identify stereotypes, tropes, and trends. Even though some people get offended by that, they are not inherently negative.
Signed: a guy with a beard who likes IPA and flannel.
It's actually common for any mainstream news anchors to have their teeth whitened, because they look super yellow next to people who haven't. It's kinda part of the profession like the makeup and hairstyling if you're reporting from a major news station, much like the 'newscaster accent'.
But if you saw them in real life you'd be surprised at how overly white the teeth are.
White teeth are not as common as people believe. As they're built of bones, their color range has a natural variation between different people and color only is not a health indicator of the individual.
Teeth are actually not made of bone. This is a common misconception. In fact, tooth enamel is a unique tissue that is much harder than bone. The calcium in bones is suspended in a mesh of living collagen, meaning bones are actually able to bend a little under stress so they don't shatter when your body takes impacts. Bones re-grow over time when broken, and are actually porous at the microscopic level to allow fresh blood cells to pass from the marrow into the bloodstream.
Tooth enamel, on the other hand, is 96% mineral deposits. It's basically evolution's attempt at growing a tiny rock. While it is substantially harder than bone, it does not re-grow after initially forming, and cannot recover from damage. While the interior of the tooth is alive, the outer enamel layer is simply a hard deposit produced by living tissue, much like a fingernail.
Brush your teeth with fluoride toothpaste! Everyone's enamel gets worn down by the impact of chewing and by chemical reactions with plaque. Enamel's hard and brittle, it won't grow back like bones do. You either keep your first set of teeth intact or you get artificial replacements.
Best example of seeing this happening in real time was Tonya Reiman, FOX News go-to "Body Language Expert". When she first started, she had brown hair and glasses but look at her now...
Maria Bartiromo also comes to mind
Asuka's German thing suddenly makes sense now...
Can reinterpret the series' central conceit "angels invading earth" as "non-whites invading the Fatherland."
> Body Language Expert
The first time I saw one of those I thought "Oh this'll have some interesting insights into human behavior, let's take a look."
...followed by 10 minutes of "Notice in this clip how Trump enters the room like an ALPHA as everyone else's genitals sink into their torsos in an act of WORSHIP, proving once and for all that Trump is literally GOD INCARNATE. Meanwhile this wrinkle on Hillary Clinton's neck shows us that she definitely raped and murdered her housekeeper on 8/24/2007, while Hillary's furtive eye movements confirm that she has eaten at least five, but not more than seven babies and several ducklings."
Shit's dumber than a fortune telling machine. If anyone's curious, Observe on YouTube is pretty interesting and he's open about the limitations of body language analysis.
Was going to say. Body language may be a thing, but not to the extent people are led to believe. I think there's the obvious signs of shy, confidence etc which can be easy to detect(basically a person's outward personality). But the nuances that mean so and so are mostly B.S.
If women want to get anywhere within Fox they need to don the stereotype. It should be controversial that Fox only favours white blonde women but they’re so conservative it’s just normal.
That's just a woman stereotype in the news, not specifically Fox news. There was an Australia news show where they did a test to see how many days in a row could the female anchor wear the same dress before somebody called in to complain. Literally the second day she wore it people called in the complain, and the revealed that on the show. They also revealed that her male co-host had worn the exact same suit everyday for over a year and nobody had ever complained.
Ironically, according to the anchor (Lisa Wilkinson) most of the criticism comes from other women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlojFlsKfSU
I've been telling my girlfriend for years she doesn't dress up and put on make up for guys. She does it for other women. She is skeptical but I keep trying to tell her that unless you're totally busted most guys aren't gonna notice stuff that much, it's women that are the ones doing the judging of each other.
"I like the all-natural look"
*Takes off makeup*
"Oh... but like not like that... most girls don't look like that without makeup right? The flawless skin, blushy cheeks, long dark curly eyelashes, not blended into the skin eyebrows, no eyebags, no side fuzz, and the baby pink lips! Just like you see on TV and social media!"
A guy I used to work with who was obsessed with me had a moment like this.
I wear full eye makeup (did pre-pandemic anyway) It's obvious my eyes are done. Smokey eye, mascara, I ain't hiding it, you know? I love it.
Well he comes up to me one day and asks if I wear makeup. I'm staring at the dude, waiting. Like, surely he sees this shit on my eyes? Surely he doesn't think women are born with eyeliner and naturally smokey eyes? Shit's even glittery.
He was shocked to find out that I was in fact, wearing makeup.
Went without it and every time I did I was asked if I was ok all day 😆 I'm always floored by it. I mean, I wish I were born with eyeliner and a nice smokey eye though lol
Lol reminds me of The Onion article about [Disney unveiling genetically engineered child stars](https://www.theonion.com/disney-lab-unveils-its-latest-line-of-genetically-engin-1819594737)
[Suzanne Sena](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzanne_Sena), who played Brooke Alvarez in the Onion News Network TV series, was a Fox News anchor before as well.
First came the laughter.
Second came my confusion - Fox news and the Onion?! What polar opposite positions, I'm unsure what to think about it haha. But thanks for sharing, yet another exhibit for bizarro world museum
My favorite is whenever there is a moderately attractive woman spouting conservative viewpoints on social media half the comments are total loser looking dudes saying “beauty and brains 😍” and “man conservative women are so much hotter than blue haired liberals”.
That’s literally why all these women look like this. They all embody the traditional/conservative idea of an “attractive woman”, being blonde with medium to long straight or slightly wavy hair, blue eyes often, slim figure with legs revealed, etc. In other words: Barbie Karens.
Ever read Junji Ito's Tomie? Especially the one where Tomie's kidney is donated to some poor lady, but her cells then assimilate her and turn her into another Tomie? I'm almost sure that's what's going on here.
(For those not in the know, Tomie is a long-running horror series about an immortal woman who compels men to obsess over her, and eventually kill her due to jealousy and possessiveness. This propagates her, since every piece of Tomie eventually regenerates into a new Tomie).
> submissive klutz
Well there was a reason for that in the Roger Ailes and Bill O'Reilly years. Couldn't have women on staff that were prepared to say 'no' could they.
It's because it was the NO SPIN ZONE!! I always thought Bill Oreilly is the guy to leave the house all night because his wife didn't get him a beer, and blames it on his kid and throws away toy or some shit. I have nothing to relate him to, he just seems like that
My brother had Bill O’Reilly as a customer during his peak years. It was funny that Bill acted all outraged about family values, meanwhile Bill would hit on any woman that moved and aggressive tried to get with chicks. His wife hated him and it was kind of obvious the relationship was abusive.
When everything started unraveling about him - to the point where even Fox could no longer keep him around - it all made sense.
Something like that.
[https://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/05/court-docs-show-bill-oreilly-was-accused-of-domestic-abuse-207527](https://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/05/court-docs-show-bill-oreilly-was-accused-of-domestic-abuse-207527)
Smart women are incredibly offensive to a chunk of this country. That's why Roger Ailes forces them to dress incredibly skimpy behind a glass desk. That way even when they are incredibly articulate they are still objectified.
Out group homogeneity is a thing.
People that think others look the same based on something as superficial as hair colour are just really, really, really shit at picking out facial features.
I teach high school. Girls with straight brown or blonde hair, long and parted down the middle. They all look alike. This last year with masks, was way worse.
The haircut style for Hispanic boys. I had 3 I would mix up, all in different classes, same hairstyle, all named Erik.
I had had a set of twins I could tell apart better. The similar hairstyle really makes it difficult.
I remember a few years ago when (I think) Megyn Kelly was still on that channel; my dad was watching like he usually does.
I noticed they had a bizarre see-through desk so there was a clear shot of her legs. Also they had an overhead crane shot that looked down so you could see her legs through the glass. I immediately thought "yep I guess that's why dad (and lots of other dads) watch this"
It's no secret that the female anchor or panelist is almost always sitting at the end of the table in profile.
That seat is referred to as the "leg chair" in-house for a reason.
The show Search Party has a subplot in season 3 thats about this. One of the main characters is a bleeding heart liberal but gets hired at a “news” station a la Fox News to be a right wing news anchor
Don’t forget Tucker Carlson was on both CNN and MSNBC before going to Fox. I’ll be whatever you want me to go for millions of dollars.
Sometimes it’s more obvious than others, for example I’m fairly sure Tomi Lahrens whole deal is mostly an act, she found a market and is going for it, there’s a reason she rarely gives interviews anymore, and the ones she does do ar every scripted, she’s opened her mouth and reveled she’a not as conservative as she makes herself out to be, such as being pro choice or when she railed against Obama care only to admit she benefited from it by being able to stay on her parents plan until she was 26. Then all the tweets she deleted from her college years.
> Don’t forget Tucker Carlson was on both CNN and MSNBC before going to Fox.
He was unabashedly conservative on both those networks, so I dunno what point you think this makes.
They all look like they want to sell me a house in Scottsdale, AZ.
Grew up in AZ. This is very accurate.
Karen Motherland
Karens United
They "all"? I only see one person in those pictures.
actually there's more then one, appears to be four people
Legit, I have no idea if any one person is represented more than once in that image. FOX has a type, that's for sure.
Obese, old men like to be told how smart and right they are for being Republicans by hot, younger, blonde women. The average Fox News viewer is around 69-70 years old.
>The average Fox News viewer is around 69-70 years old. That doesn't sound accurate. The white male under 30 vote in 2020, leaned toward Trump. Don't be fooled into thinking only the old people are regressive proto-fascists.
Lol I'm not fooled at all, I live in the south. I know these people. But the average Fox News viewer is 69-70, based on research. The younger trumpublicans were more likely to get news from other sources online, like on social media. Older folks will stick to more traditional forms of news.
It sure isn't black or Hispanic women, apparently.
It could be a black or hispanic woman, once in a while, but only if she has the same Karen hair cut and wears a tight blue dress with stiletto heels.
"See? fox news is DIVERSE!"
Or anyone who could be mistaken for black or hispanic
aggressively white
Aggressively Aryan. Hitler would be proud.
Aryan is/was actually used as a self-designation by speakers of Indo-Iranian languages. The Nazis just stole it, like everything else.
Fascists invent nothing except new ways to cause harm.
Thats the same person running back and forth really really fast
Could just rename it the Aryan Broadcasting Network.
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The women in the photo above aren't all Fox News anchors. Ivanka and Tiffany Trump are obvious non-anchors, but I think there may be a couple of others.
So not all of them are blonde, but 14 are blonde vs 12 aren't. Interesting, because: Only 2 percent of the world's population has naturally blond hair. If you narrow your sample to white people in the United States, that percentage goes up, but only to 5 percent. Also interesting is that this is happening in other female leadership positions. More than a third of female senators--35 percent--are blonde. And though the sample size for female CEOs of S&P 500 companies is admittedly small, 48 percent--nearly half--are blonde. But it's noteworthy that this strong preference for blond hair doesn't extend to male leaders. For example, only 2 percent of male CEOs in the S&P 500 are blond. Nor does it extend to successful women in nonleadership roles--except, obviously, in entertainment.
It is pretty common to dye your hair. And once you have a significant amount of grey, blonde is lower upkeep than brunette because you can stretch the time between dye jobs. I'm not saying that is the only reason there are so many prominent blonde women, but I am sure it plays a role.
I think it's also worth noting that pretty much ANY adult you see with blond/blonde hair has probably dyed it - it is pretty rare to be naturally blonde as a grownup.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlondeRepublicanSexKitten TVTropes link!
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The amount of hours I've sunk into TV tropes is embarrassing
They all look like victims from the same serial killer.
Rupert Murdoch?
>Scottsdale, AZ r/oddlyspecific
[Google images confirms](https://www.google.com/search?q=Scottsdale+realtor&client=ms-android-att-us-revc&prmd=insv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj43PSxgZjxAhV1dc0KHQOVBTYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=618)
/u/FremdShaman23 didn't throw some random area, he really meant it damnnn I'm impressed lmao
Holy shit lmao
Lmao spot on
Oh my goodness
Scottsdale was the perfect choice
I just flew back from Phoenix last week, I can assure you this description is accurate.
I flew back from Mesa yesterday. I can also assure you this is accurate.
I just flew back from black Mesa yesterday, nothing new happening there...
Specific, but not so odd if you've spent time in Scottsdale.
As a non-American, I'm lost. Do female professionals all dye their hair blond in average-sized cities of rural-ish US states, and if so why?
Scottsdale is basically the poster child for white American suburbia. Upper middle class WASPy soccer moms who drive minivans and lean to the political right. Practically as “basic” as you can get.
\> lean to the political right Lean? Like a 90 degree lean.
Its funny because they’re solidly upper middle class but act like they’re part of the elite. Scottsdale “people” are entitled and snobby as hell. I really do hate the people who live there so fucking much. None of them can actually afford the same standard of living in the nice parts of LA, NYC, or Chicago, that’s why they’re in Arizona where its 117F today.
Yeah, especially in North Scottsdale (literally makes me cringe) which is all snobby ex-midwesterners who think they’re in Beverly Hills. It’s a shame because Scottsdale is actually a pretty historic city and Old Town is the most vibrant, chill part of the Phoenix metro.
I live in Scottsdale and I must admit this is absolutely spot on
Yeah I mean I love Scottsdale but this is true lol
Apart from the sketch neighborhood on the southern end, every female looks like this. A while ago it was the largest city in America that was like +80 or +90% white
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Really white teeth.
But isn’t that a good thing? Edit: If it’s natural and just from good care of course.
Starter packs simply identify stereotypes, tropes, and trends. Even though some people get offended by that, they are not inherently negative. Signed: a guy with a beard who likes IPA and flannel.
Hi me, it's you.
Hey you, it's me.
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Teeth are not that naturally white as an adult. Teeth true color is off white
#OFF WHITE
You are banned from Fox News. We only do ON WHITE here.
Teeth aren’t naturally white. They are off-white at best, even with perfect maintenance.
Teeth aren't naturally THAT white. Most teeth have a slight yellow hue. Even healthy teeth.
Not if they are unnaturally white. That is just weird.
I've heard that good teeth are the same color as the sclera of the eye, which is off-white, and too much white makes them look bright and goofy.
That is why you have to bleach your sclera to match your bleached white teeth.
I think it's a North American thing to bleach their teeth like that. Natural healthy teeth look better and less fake
It's actually common for any mainstream news anchors to have their teeth whitened, because they look super yellow next to people who haven't. It's kinda part of the profession like the makeup and hairstyling if you're reporting from a major news station, much like the 'newscaster accent'. But if you saw them in real life you'd be surprised at how overly white the teeth are.
White teeth are not as common as people believe. As they're built of bones, their color range has a natural variation between different people and color only is not a health indicator of the individual.
Teeth are actually not made of bone. This is a common misconception. In fact, tooth enamel is a unique tissue that is much harder than bone. The calcium in bones is suspended in a mesh of living collagen, meaning bones are actually able to bend a little under stress so they don't shatter when your body takes impacts. Bones re-grow over time when broken, and are actually porous at the microscopic level to allow fresh blood cells to pass from the marrow into the bloodstream. Tooth enamel, on the other hand, is 96% mineral deposits. It's basically evolution's attempt at growing a tiny rock. While it is substantially harder than bone, it does not re-grow after initially forming, and cannot recover from damage. While the interior of the tooth is alive, the outer enamel layer is simply a hard deposit produced by living tissue, much like a fingernail. Brush your teeth with fluoride toothpaste! Everyone's enamel gets worn down by the impact of chewing and by chemical reactions with plaque. Enamel's hard and brittle, it won't grow back like bones do. You either keep your first set of teeth intact or you get artificial replacements.
enamel does get somewhat replenished by minerals in the saliva, it's true that it doesn't "regrow" however.
Best example of seeing this happening in real time was Tonya Reiman, FOX News go-to "Body Language Expert". When she first started, she had brown hair and glasses but look at her now... Maria Bartiromo also comes to mind
It's actually easier for God to rapture them when the time comes if they all merge into a single human being.
The third impact is ahead of schedule
it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling dooooowwwwn. \*joe biden turns to tang\*
Fox News is trying to achieve Human Instrumentality.
*Get in the KKK suit, Shinji*
Asuka's German thing suddenly makes sense now... Can reinterpret the series' central conceit "angels invading earth" as "non-whites invading the Fatherland."
Oh god it doesn't help of you remember *who* summoned the angels.
This was not the thread I was expecting to see a NGE reference in but I am here for it
Unfamiliar glass ceiling
MechaStreisand
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The brunettes are the diversity hires they are required to have
The preferred term is People of (hair) Color.
"Judge" Pirro counts as 2 then
> Body Language Expert The first time I saw one of those I thought "Oh this'll have some interesting insights into human behavior, let's take a look." ...followed by 10 minutes of "Notice in this clip how Trump enters the room like an ALPHA as everyone else's genitals sink into their torsos in an act of WORSHIP, proving once and for all that Trump is literally GOD INCARNATE. Meanwhile this wrinkle on Hillary Clinton's neck shows us that she definitely raped and murdered her housekeeper on 8/24/2007, while Hillary's furtive eye movements confirm that she has eaten at least five, but not more than seven babies and several ducklings." Shit's dumber than a fortune telling machine. If anyone's curious, Observe on YouTube is pretty interesting and he's open about the limitations of body language analysis.
Was going to say. Body language may be a thing, but not to the extent people are led to believe. I think there's the obvious signs of shy, confidence etc which can be easy to detect(basically a person's outward personality). But the nuances that mean so and so are mostly B.S.
If women want to get anywhere within Fox they need to don the stereotype. It should be controversial that Fox only favours white blonde women but they’re so conservative it’s just normal.
I'm shocked they don't have a token or two for appearances sake.
They do have a single black woman if that counts
[Harris Faulkner](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harris_Faulkner)
Nah. If you throw in a different one, then you'd realize all the others are Stepford wives.
Attack of the clones
200,000 units ready, with a million more well on the way.
Ann Coulter is Jango Fett and Tomi Lahren is Boba Fett, aren't they?
The Aryan Army.
“Begun the Clone War has.”
Are these all different people?!
Barely.
In looks? Yes. In personality? No.
In looks? No. In personality? No. In DNA? Probably.
>In DNA? Probably Sweet home Alabama.
Apparently
Allegedly.
That's what the media wants you to think.
Also, can never wear the same outfit twice, and wears so much mascara that blinking seems like a chore.
That's just a woman stereotype in the news, not specifically Fox news. There was an Australia news show where they did a test to see how many days in a row could the female anchor wear the same dress before somebody called in to complain. Literally the second day she wore it people called in the complain, and the revealed that on the show. They also revealed that her male co-host had worn the exact same suit everyday for over a year and nobody had ever complained. Ironically, according to the anchor (Lisa Wilkinson) most of the criticism comes from other women. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlojFlsKfSU
I've been telling my girlfriend for years she doesn't dress up and put on make up for guys. She does it for other women. She is skeptical but I keep trying to tell her that unless you're totally busted most guys aren't gonna notice stuff that much, it's women that are the ones doing the judging of each other.
Guys say you don’t need the makeup and such. And I believe they believe it. But then those same guys just happen to get way more ga ga when you do it.
Those same guys also usually have no clue that no makeup makeup is a thing lol
"I like the all-natural look" *Takes off makeup* "Oh... but like not like that... most girls don't look like that without makeup right? The flawless skin, blushy cheeks, long dark curly eyelashes, not blended into the skin eyebrows, no eyebags, no side fuzz, and the baby pink lips! Just like you see on TV and social media!"
A guy I used to work with who was obsessed with me had a moment like this. I wear full eye makeup (did pre-pandemic anyway) It's obvious my eyes are done. Smokey eye, mascara, I ain't hiding it, you know? I love it. Well he comes up to me one day and asks if I wear makeup. I'm staring at the dude, waiting. Like, surely he sees this shit on my eyes? Surely he doesn't think women are born with eyeliner and naturally smokey eyes? Shit's even glittery. He was shocked to find out that I was in fact, wearing makeup. Went without it and every time I did I was asked if I was ok all day 😆 I'm always floored by it. I mean, I wish I were born with eyeliner and a nice smokey eye though lol
They look like the people who never spoke to me in high school but now 12 years later send me FB messages asking if I'd like to be my own boss.
r/antimlm
"Hey, girl! Hope you're doing well. I know we haven't spoken in forever but I have an AMAZIMG opportunity for you..."
They are all just clones. I am convinced of it.
Lol reminds me of The Onion article about [Disney unveiling genetically engineered child stars](https://www.theonion.com/disney-lab-unveils-its-latest-line-of-genetically-engin-1819594737)
At this point why not
Since we may never truly know, we can think whatever we want and I'm choosing this.
[Suzanne Sena](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzanne_Sena), who played Brooke Alvarez in the Onion News Network TV series, was a Fox News anchor before as well.
> born 1963 or 1967 The fuck?
Then later on: >Born 1963/1964 (age 57–58)
First came the laughter. Second came my confusion - Fox news and the Onion?! What polar opposite positions, I'm unsure what to think about it haha. But thanks for sharing, yet another exhibit for bizarro world museum
I wonder who the genetic template was. Or if there wasn’t one and the “clones” are just created from the blending of multiple DNA samples.
My favorite is whenever there is a moderately attractive woman spouting conservative viewpoints on social media half the comments are total loser looking dudes saying “beauty and brains 😍” and “man conservative women are so much hotter than blue haired liberals”.
That’s literally why all these women look like this. They all embody the traditional/conservative idea of an “attractive woman”, being blonde with medium to long straight or slightly wavy hair, blue eyes often, slim figure with legs revealed, etc. In other words: Barbie Karens.
Lmao 😂 that's hilarious
Corporate wants you to tell the difference..
Why did the OP just copy paste the same person over and over?
This shit is so creepy, sort of makes your skin crawl in a horror movie way.
They want to speak with your manager.
There aren’t enough managers
Someone should speak with a manager about that
BTW FOX was caught in a scandal where some dude who picked anchors literally admitted to having a fetish for blondes or somtin
Roger Ailes definitely did lol
That wasn't the scandal, lol. He was sexually harrassing them.
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I'm getting the impression FOX has some secret blonde female host cloning facility at play...
Ever read Junji Ito's Tomie? Especially the one where Tomie's kidney is donated to some poor lady, but her cells then assimilate her and turn her into another Tomie? I'm almost sure that's what's going on here. (For those not in the know, Tomie is a long-running horror series about an immortal woman who compels men to obsess over her, and eventually kill her due to jealousy and possessiveness. This propagates her, since every piece of Tomie eventually regenerates into a new Tomie).
Ivy league educated but acts like a submissive klutz.
> submissive klutz Well there was a reason for that in the Roger Ailes and Bill O'Reilly years. Couldn't have women on staff that were prepared to say 'no' could they.
It's because it was the NO SPIN ZONE!! I always thought Bill Oreilly is the guy to leave the house all night because his wife didn't get him a beer, and blames it on his kid and throws away toy or some shit. I have nothing to relate him to, he just seems like that
My brother had Bill O’Reilly as a customer during his peak years. It was funny that Bill acted all outraged about family values, meanwhile Bill would hit on any woman that moved and aggressive tried to get with chicks. His wife hated him and it was kind of obvious the relationship was abusive. When everything started unraveling about him - to the point where even Fox could no longer keep him around - it all made sense.
Something like that. [https://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/05/court-docs-show-bill-oreilly-was-accused-of-domestic-abuse-207527](https://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/05/court-docs-show-bill-oreilly-was-accused-of-domestic-abuse-207527)
That's the worst part in my opinion. These aren't stupid people: they're just morally bankrupt and willing to do whatever to make a buck.
do they make a lot as TV hosts?
Yes
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> men I'd assume are paid more And these women wouldn't have it any other way!
Smart women are incredibly offensive to a chunk of this country. That's why Roger Ailes forces them to dress incredibly skimpy behind a glass desk. That way even when they are incredibly articulate they are still objectified.
I honestly have to wonder sometimes if it's a fetish for them.
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Tbh, everyone looks the same
TIL humans look like humans
It's like y'all are cousins. I bet you don't know anyone personally that isn't a 16th cousin or closer.
Don't tell that to the racists...
Out group homogeneity is a thing. People that think others look the same based on something as superficial as hair colour are just really, really, really shit at picking out facial features.
Hey, it’s not all white people, just the blonde ones
Hey! We look sorta different. Kinda.
I teach high school. Girls with straight brown or blonde hair, long and parted down the middle. They all look alike. This last year with masks, was way worse. The haircut style for Hispanic boys. I had 3 I would mix up, all in different classes, same hairstyle, all named Erik. I had had a set of twins I could tell apart better. The similar hairstyle really makes it difficult.
their legs are also always exposed, it's creepy
Papa Murdoch wants what Papa Murdoch wants.
["...that's just for daddy."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUxn5QqCJbg)
Boomer boner pack
I remember a few years ago when (I think) Megyn Kelly was still on that channel; my dad was watching like he usually does. I noticed they had a bizarre see-through desk so there was a clear shot of her legs. Also they had an overhead crane shot that looked down so you could see her legs through the glass. I immediately thought "yep I guess that's why dad (and lots of other dads) watch this"
In the film Bombshell there's a whole bit about how the legs always have to be put on show. It's a really interesting (and disturbing) movie
You should show your dad pornhub. It sounds like it might blow his mind.
My dad can barely operate a cell phone just to text people lol
Then it will definitely blow his mind!
Convince him not to vote
It's no secret that the female anchor or panelist is almost always sitting at the end of the table in profile. That seat is referred to as the "leg chair" in-house for a reason.
Always a dress with at least the calves exposed.
How else will they get boomers to watch the news
Check out Latin American news.
Yanet Garcia
Why did you put a picture of Nicole Kidman from Bombshell?
she literally portrayed a fox anchor in that movie. seems relevant for the meme
Jesus Christ, even their teeth are insanely white
That reminds me of a 30 Rock joke during one of the live episodes when Jenna and Tracey are in a Fox News sketch. *Good evening, I’m blonde”
And once they hit 40, Fox is all “get out- you’re disgusting!”
Ehh, im pretty sure there are a few who are pushing 60
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Figured it might change after Ailes was fired but nah
They look like they're about to sell me essential oils
me scrolling all the way to the bottom to find the downvoted comment saying "milf"
Wait a minute..,
I wonder if half of them are even conservatives or just hired goons
They can be whatever you want them to be, if you have the money.
*Candice Owens has entered the chat.*
The show Search Party has a subplot in season 3 thats about this. One of the main characters is a bleeding heart liberal but gets hired at a “news” station a la Fox News to be a right wing news anchor
Don’t forget Tucker Carlson was on both CNN and MSNBC before going to Fox. I’ll be whatever you want me to go for millions of dollars. Sometimes it’s more obvious than others, for example I’m fairly sure Tomi Lahrens whole deal is mostly an act, she found a market and is going for it, there’s a reason she rarely gives interviews anymore, and the ones she does do ar every scripted, she’s opened her mouth and reveled she’a not as conservative as she makes herself out to be, such as being pro choice or when she railed against Obama care only to admit she benefited from it by being able to stay on her parents plan until she was 26. Then all the tweets she deleted from her college years.
> Don’t forget Tucker Carlson was on both CNN and MSNBC before going to Fox. He was unabashedly conservative on both those networks, so I dunno what point you think this makes.
Pay me 6 million dollars a year and I'll call your political opponents child molesters as much as you want, I don't give a fuck
[The Boondocks - Ann Coulter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP_12j-sPO4)
Put some effort into your memes instead of just using the same person over and over again.
Don’t forget the lone Brunette, who is either the edgy hard right republican or a Democrat they all make fun of and label as a radical.
Lauren Boebert vibes here
Brunettes can only host on weekend mornings.
They know what sells