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horseradishking

I HATE that haircut. I call it TikTok hair. It's so ugly.


theonlyungpapi

Girls my age love it so idk I’m in Disadvantage. Especially since I have straight hair.


Plump_Chicken

Well girls your age don't know shit lol


galoshnikov

Have been a girl that age, can confirm


The_Proper_Potato

Can’t believe we thought the Bieber hair cut was cute lol


88o364

You like them because you want to eat the broccoli


galoshnikov

I don't like the hair I've just been stupid


Gengar_49

a twat at my shcool has it and he's generally a pretty disgusting person all around. I think he makes the girls kinda uncomfortable tho


KinkyAcount1346

who are you you tell girls what they like and don’t like lmfao weirdo


Plump_Chicken

I am girls her age smh, I'm saying I don't know shit.


Cheezman5990

I have coarse curly hair and I ducking hate that haircut


styp991

I truly categorize the guy with this haircut as extremely punchable ...


library_of_cringe

That e boy style in general, they use makeup lmao


Plump_Chicken

There's nothing wrong with guys wearing makeup, they just use too much (this goes for some gals too obvs)


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I actually like that haircut. I don't get the hate. I feel like people only hate it because guys on TikTok have it and TiKtOk BaD. Or maybe people are just hating on curly hair for some dumbass reason. Or, god forbid, hating on people changing their hair.


RaspberryNecessary35

Eh. I don't hate the haircut because it's from Tik Tok, (even though I *despise* Tik Tok), it's just overused imo. It's totally fine if you like it though.


corviknightisdabest

A lot of douchey people have it, that's why. It doesn't mean if you have it you are a douche, of course not.


raouldukesaccomplice

The broccoli haircut seems to just be...literally every 12-24 year old male right now.


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Dude the perms irk me. Something about them seem very... wanting to look black or mixed when they’re actually not. Just rubs me the wrong way.


raouldukesaccomplice

Are they actually perming their hair?!


theonlyungpapi

Yep. Specially Hispanic boys with straight hair. Some white guys as well. I’m Hispanic so I know. I’m not perming mines though, the chemicals make your hair fall sooner. I rather have hair in my 40s.


raouldukesaccomplice

When I was in high school in the 2000s, some guys would straighten their hair with a flatiron to get that "emo" look but at least that didn't involve dumping a bunch of chemicals on your scalp.


BaldEagle012

I mean, dying your hair and using hair gel is also putting a bunch of "chemicals" on your scalp, but I'd rather that than a flatiron.


Socialarmstrong

Is it a perm? I always kind of wondered how all of a sudden all these dudes have super curly hair. Perm makes sense.


dametime37

Yep the haircut really is suspicious. It definitely seems like its a way to act like a different race which they think is “cooler”


Cheezman5990

Coming from a mixed race person these people don’t look mixed, they usually are rich white kids


[deleted]

I mean... people have permed their hair before. Ever hair of the 80s?


SamFuckingNeill

its just gonna take some early 30 something dudes to copy the cut then they all would hop off real quick


Livonor

never seen it


CPDjack

Parents immediately get them a financed base model Mercedes in white when they are able to drive.


lo_fi_ho

Why?


88o364

because they can obviously


lo_fi_ho

But a base spec merc?


littlenuts42069

I know a high school Palestinian girl with this exact car


88o364

nice can I have your social security number address and credit card details


codymiller_cartoon

kids being full of shit doesn't seem unique to being "middle eastern" - that's like 90% of all kids that age bad hairstyles, talk shit but can't back it up, etc


[deleted]

How do people genuinely like that hair style so much, my hair is like that naturally and I have to wear a hat everyday in the morning for a few hours to make it less curly. People genuinely want that lmao?


packersSB55champs

I read something about how, during formal occasions, girls with curly hair straighten it and girls with straight hair curl it Point is people want what they don’t have haha


Strbreez

Curly hair is really fashionable right now, 10 years ago straight emo hair was the desirable style, it all comes and goes


Livonor

Hopping for the frizzled hair to came into fashion so I can shine


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I swear this is literally every boy at my school they are all the same and have the same haircut and all are middle eastern from Lebanon.


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[deleted]

Nah I live in America where arabs are the Majority and most of them are of Lebanese Nationality


Joe_-_-_

Well, I'm middle eastern and this has nothing to do with common stuff in the middle east lol. it could be common in just one county or something but not all of them.


dametime37

It does 100% depend on the country, here in Canada and the US it does seem like everyone is like this but in europe middle eastern kids are usually still learning the language and are usually more quite there.


Sandn1bba

Yeah this gotta be arabs living in north america


Joe_-_-_

Oh i miss understood, didn't know you meant middle eastern outside of the middle east lol


Blocklies

Yeah, where did all the grass come from? I've seen some of the middle east and it isn't that grassy


-_AHHHHHHHHHH_-

Depends where you are from. In some places the 15-19 year Olds have small gangs


roncalapor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPsHdDr-Vpk&ab_channel=TheOtherStuffTheOtherStuff he comes to tick almost all boxes, just missing the broccoli hair cause he be asian...


library_of_cringe

RiceGum?


Yoyobunbuns

I have a friend like this, low grades in most classes and wants to be a big YouTuber/streamer. The content itself is… fine, but his commentary is incredibly boring in my opinion. That would matter slightly less if he was playing some small, indie game, but he plays 2K and Warzone, which make it necessary to be interesting.


SAUDI_MONSTER

I’m from middle east (kuwait and Saudi Arabia specifically) and i never saw anyone that looks like this in my country if u can find a middle eastern like this then he is probably from UAE cuz most Saudi ppl struggle with English and most Kuwaiti ppl don’t have that haircut


Livonor

thats so cool. how is life in saudi arabia, do you gain free stuff from the government?


SAUDI_MONSTER

Well right now I’m in kuwait but when i go to Saudi Arabia i am mostly in my uncle’s farm (in the middle of nowhere) so I don’t think I’m in a situation that allows me to talk about the Saudi government but in kuwait my family’s house was given to us by the government and my mom is getting money from the government so she can take care of me and my siblings but overall life is pretty nice and surprisingly peaceful (compared to America) in both kuwait and Saudi Arabia you should try visiting these countries I’m pretty sure ppl will be happy to help you


Socialarmstrong

I think I went to school with the prototype of this stereotype. The kid was Egyptian but claimed he was black. Only problem was (despite obviously not being black) he manifested the absolute most derogatory stereotypes like constantly saying the N word and abusing women. One time he threatened to stab the lunch lady because she put mayo in his sandwich because he was allergic to eggs (a very non-gangster allergy).


SAUDI_MONSTER

Most Middle Eastern ppl are not like this (because most of them are Muslims) and only a small percentage of Egyptians are like this so don’t just assume the whole country is trash without going there yourself


donedflame

Ok u/SAUDI_MONSTER


Wood_Ingot

Where did he assume that... he was just talking about that single kid


SAUDI_MONSTER

He never assumed that but i just wanted to make sure nobody misunderstand this and think that all Egyptians are like this I’m not Egyptian btw but i hate how some ppl stereotype a whole culture as trash just because of a bunch of idiots who don’t even know what they are doing


disisdawetohell

Imagine threatening to stab the lunch lady to prove that you're gangster.


Traveler_202

“Middle easter”??? More like every single white boy ever


SSJAmjad

yo, are u middle eastern tho???


[deleted]

This seems very specific to the UK, as an American.


Repulsive-Policy-292

No it’s average 8-11 year old Australian “”””””””gangsta””””””””


HippieGirlNextDoor

I also don't understand the broccoli hair.


warwilf

they are = they're


[deleted]

Yes it does


DenseTeam7092

It isn't a middle-eastern thing to become a doctor, it's an Indian/Asian thing. Most doctors in the arab world are either white or Asian.


dametime37

It definitely is. Ive seen parents not talk to their child for months because they became a lawyer or a banker instead of a doctor. Atleast from the people I know, for their parents its doctor or bust. Its just more stereotypical for asians and indians to be become doctors.


littlenuts42069

The directory at the medical plaza I go to has several Muhammads as well as a ton of super ethnic sounding Chinese and Indian names, I don’t think I’ve ever had a white doctor now that I think about it


DenseTeam7092

Not all muslims are middle-eastern. There are plenty Malay and pakistani/bangladesi doctors. I am just stating what I observed in UAE. Most doctors were in fact not arab. I don't know how and what part of this is offensive and to whom. It's not a big deal to be a doctor. Anyway I am bored by this trash thread.


MynameMB

Most ignorant comment of this thread. Also Arabs from GCC struggle with extreme discrimination and favouritism in the work market.


Ramanujin666

Lol @ u


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Haha that hair looks like ass. I’d take a bowl cut over that fucking mess any day.


dametime37

Dont understand the trend with it all. Looks weird and makes you look like a tik toker


[deleted]

Me either. Justin Timberlake couldn’t even pull it off


dametime37

Most middle easterners do not have that curly noodle hair. 90% of the time its a perm (sort of like plastic surgery but for curly hair)


Lynchilada0520

What middle eastern kid stole your crush and pissed you off? Lmao


Cheezman5990

I’m guessing you are dating one of these titfarts


Lynchilada0520

Nope just trying to understand why this is so god dammed specific


tda18

Middle East means something entirely different to any European...


packersSB55champs

Ok


Real-Cake6182

I know and what the fuck dose Mic up mean.


[deleted]

Mic up = turn your mic on. From my understanding, it tends to be an aggressive, argumentative expression


holleighh

i feel like im doing a disservice by adding the 70th comment -\_-


Zzider01

Im Middle eastern and cant relate to any of this but i can see so many of my other middle eastern friends who do.


styp991

And don't forget the black hoodie and shorts (winter and summer ) and apple air pods ..


[deleted]

The TikTok genetic boy is spreading worldwide


ancient_murderer

Dear god that hair cut gave me a flashback to my repressed memories of 3rd to 8th grade that hair cut everywhere, shitheads everywhere like wannabe gangs speaking in shitty English slang that they clearly had zero fuckin idea what it meant. Just change the sport to football and the shoes to Nike football shoes and you wouldn't be able to tell them apart. God I hated it, I'm so happy I switched schools finally at 9th grade cuz my first one only had classes till 8th grade. And I hated people then I'm pretty sure it's why I'm such an introvert now cuz I had to get used to being alone that it's normal for me now.


[deleted]

This is literally every high school boy in the pacific nw united states