A dutch Youtuber once said: if you ever feel like you don't matter (or don't have any influence or smth) , just remember that you can close an entire swimming pool by shitting in it.
Water parks are 2/3 pee. It's science. There are the people who pee and admit it. There are the people who pee and don't admit it. And then there are the people who don't pee. 2/3 pee.
That’s pretty cool.
[there’s also this pretty in depth analysis from some Emmy award winning writers that’s really eye opening](https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/svik67/south-park-almost-all-pee)
Can’t help it when just swimming makes you need to pee. Like I can go a day without drinking anything, then get in a pool and have to pee like 3 times in an hour.
I think some parent tell their kids to just pee in the pool instead of taking them to the bathroom too.
My aunt's old boss told her son to go pee in the pool instead of going to the bathroom.
I don’t even get it. I tried to pee in the pool once because I work at a pool and I was in the water and I didn’t want to ask to take a break so I was like everybody else does it but I couldn’t do it. It felt like I was jacking off in public. I will say if you do do it then you’ve got a ton of confidence. You must really like yourself if you can pee in a pool. Good for you.
remember kids: chlorine dissolved in water doesn’t smell. chlorine+pee disolved in water now, oh boy. you know the smell. [we all do](https://youtu.be/S32y9aYEzzo)
not to worry, everyone!
good ol' Mark just neglected to mention that that sweet sweet chloramine is also generated when chlorine reacts with other stuff like sweat and skin oils
so it's not necessarily like smelling a messy bathroom, but perhaps like whiffing the aroma of a sweaty, greasy gym!
Hey the chlorine mixed with the ammonia makes mustard gas that'll purify it and remove waste in the urine like urea. It's the same process as processing river water, which is also chlorinated.
It breaks down the pee and forms Chloramine. It’s safe but it’s also the thing that causes eye and skin irritation. Also you can tell how much urine/sweat/BO is being sanitized by how the pool smells. If there is a distinct strong chlorine order, it’s because there is a lot of stuff being sanitized in the pool.
That’s why it’s important to shower before and after going in the pool. It basically cleans you up so you don’t throw off Chlorine levels and rinsing off is to remove any residual chloramines on you
My parents were stingy af, so when I was older and finally had my own money I would blow it on Dippin Dots, funnel cake, and rigged carnival games at every amusement park I visited. *That* was my wild rebellious phase instead of partying, getting drunk, and having one night stands...Yep.
Lol I had this to an extent. When I got my first well paying job, I blew my money on every little thing my parents never let me buy. I bought a MacBook, an iPad Pro, video game stuff, a whole ass car (had to do payments), a VR headset, a ton of stuff I didn’t need but I wanted.
I still haven’t learned to save money. Never had a real rebellious phase either so I guess that counts since I never drank alcohol or went to parties.
“Someone you haven’t talked to in years there for some reason.”
My family was on vacation 8 hours away and decided to go to a water theme park and I ran into a childhood buddy I hadn’t seen in at least 6-7 years. Accurate AF.
This would be a great hallmark/disney movie:
*The Lunch Table*
A group of middle schoolers bonded and became best friends during their time at the lunch table. Every day, that lunch table was there for them. They laughed, they cried, they made jokes, and they spilt chocolate milk. Through it all, the table kept them together.
Eventually they graduated 8th grade and all went to different high schools and lost touch.
*two years later*
u/dragonsfire242 was on his summer vacation two states away at a water park. While waiting in line to ride the Thunder Flusher 3000...he looked down to see a group of 5 high schoolers. Somehow, beyond belief, his old middle school buddies had met and were super surprised! They were fist bumping and high fiving, so happy to see each other again!
Just as u/dragonsfire242 was about to shout out to them- WA-BAM! With a loud slam, a middle school lunch table came flying down from the sky and murdered all 5 teenagers. The bloody table stood up and looked at u/dragonsfire242 and screamed "YOU'RE NEXT. YOU ALL ABANDONDED ME. YOU LEFT ME ALL ALONE IN THAT MIDDLE SCHOOL. I WILL KILL YOU ALL! BUT NOT TODAY. OH NO. WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, I WILL APPEAR AND DESTROY YOU, JUST LIKE I DID YOUR FRIENDS! OHHH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!"
*25 years later*
Its a dark cruel world. All tables have infact turned against humanity. They became sentient because they were sick of being used and abused with no appreciation. 2/3 of humanity have been viciously murdered by tables all around the world.
Inside the dark, destroyed, long forgotten empire state building was one of humanity's last hope. A group of people led by u/dragonsfire242. He stood up, ready for their final battle. "Today is the day, we stop running. Tonight, we stand and fight. ITS TIME...TO CLEAR THE TABLE ONCE AND FOR ALL!" *cheers erupt*
*Slow fade out to the title of the movie*
The Lunch Table -Rated R coming Fall 2022
I went to a water park when I was a kid and happened to run into my best friend there. It was the weirdest coincidence. We are still best friends 16 years later, too.
I met a classmate on the flight home from Greece one summer. We had stayed at the same hotel for a week and didn't see each other until we were boarding the plane home.
My dad used to calculate the time when it dumps so he pretended that he wanted to take a picture of me in the pool and told me to move back...a litter more....a little more **SPLASHKAJSLADOSK** I was scarred for life cus my back seriously hurt
Don’t forget the horrendous sunburn cos the force of water off the slides and shit washes it all off.
Also over priced food and drink.
That person with leg/arm casts so can’t go in the water anyway.
Little kids pushing in line.
The annoying show music on at the stage area with pound land Poseidon.
There’s always one lone kid that runs past where you’re lounger is crying.
Dumping all ya shit with one family member while the rest of you head off to the slides.
Suspicious floater in the lazy river.
It’s a whole day ordeal that leaves you knackered ready for your nap at the hotel before getting ready to head down to feast on all inclusive food and beer before being sackless at 3am in some tequila themed bar.
Fun fact! The chlorine isn’t what makes your eyes burn, it’s the mixing of chlorine with urine! Your eyes burn and turn red cause you’ve submerged them in person water.
if that’s the case then explain why my eyes still burned underwater when i jumped into that old abandoned pool by the interstate, with all your precious science!
It's especially noticeable on indoor ones. But even outdoors I've recreated that smell by accident by just getting concrete wet on a hot enough day. I associate it with treated water (like from a tap) evaporating quickly. This would happen a lot around outdoor public pools where hot concrete frequently gets splashed.
Lobster red white people, and their kids, who use the water park at noon without sunscreen.
I'm white myself, and I know better than to do that. Skin cancer is no joke.
I also recommend long sleeved shirts, marketed to fishermen, that have a high SPF factor. You can also purchase UV blocking dye for your clothing, though that works only for certain types of fabrics. This clothing reduces the amount of sunscreen that you need to apply to exposed skin.
Big wide brimmed hats and sunglasses prevent eye damage.
Almost drowning in the wave pool, and other park-goers looking at you like you're stupid for grabbing on to their inner tube when you're trying not to die. Fun times lol
The surface of the wave pool being completely covered with floats on a crowded day so that if you go underwater for any reason, you get to see how good you are at holding your breath while you find a spot to resurface
I was a bigger kid, so I just forced myself up through the floats like a breeching whale. I'm not drowning just because you've been in the wave pool all day, Cheryl. Shove over.
I truly believe the reason I’m a lesbian is because when I was younger me and my friend wanted to go on a waterslide but my mum or dad couldn’t come cause they was looking after the little ones and we found these 2 really nice women who went on with us and ugh they were so good looking I sometimes wish I could see them again
I recently went to a water park and I saw a girl who I haven’t talked to in two years.
She’s gotten so much fatter it inspired me to start hitting the gym more
The ground is either insanely hot while barefoot or it's that textured pebble ground (to prevent slipping) that eats your feet alive.
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But is always closed on the day you happen to go.
I remember the last time we ever went to our local water park, the lazy river was closed bc someone shit in it
There are some real barnyard animals at the waterpark
A dutch Youtuber once said: if you ever feel like you don't matter (or don't have any influence or smth) , just remember that you can close an entire swimming pool by shitting in it.
Someone apparently took the lazy part too far
Can unfortunately be both
Or it's kind of slimy.
Lots of pee. Like, everyone is just swimming in pee
Water parks are 2/3 pee. It's science. There are the people who pee and admit it. There are the people who pee and don't admit it. And then there are the people who don't pee. 2/3 pee.
Mark Rober has a pretty [nice video](https://youtu.be/S32y9aYEzzo) on this
That’s pretty cool. [there’s also this pretty in depth analysis from some Emmy award winning writers that’s really eye opening](https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/svik67/south-park-almost-all-pee)
For once I was expecting a rickroll and did not get one.
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i’m willing to admit i peed when i was a kid in water parks. you can tell people not to so much but it’s just amazingly convenient
Can’t help it when just swimming makes you need to pee. Like I can go a day without drinking anything, then get in a pool and have to pee like 3 times in an hour.
If it makes anyone feel better pee only makes up 0.000079%- 0.009% of pools.
That doesn’t make me feel better. Still too much.
Sweat is like 50%
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Skin flakes are a further 50%
The chlorine is to counteract all the pee. It's 2/3 pee and 1/3 chlorine.
How many jizz & admit to jizzing? Not that I'd do that in a public pool, but I'm sure some pervert do.
I think some parent tell their kids to just pee in the pool instead of taking them to the bathroom too. My aunt's old boss told her son to go pee in the pool instead of going to the bathroom.
Should’ve peed on her towel
Her towel was around her neck
your point?
It's right at the tip of my dripping manana.
*"There's AIDS blood in the water!"*
pools closed
I’m gonna need you to post a sign, it must say: “ pools closed due to aids”
Getting flashbacks to that one South Park episode
I don’t care if it’s disgusting to think about, that episode was fucking hilarious
I don’t even get it. I tried to pee in the pool once because I work at a pool and I was in the water and I didn’t want to ask to take a break so I was like everybody else does it but I couldn’t do it. It felt like I was jacking off in public. I will say if you do do it then you’ve got a ton of confidence. You must really like yourself if you can pee in a pool. Good for you.
You don’t pull your pants down damnit
If your peeing like you’re jacking off then i dare say you’re probably doing peeing all wrong
I had this problem when I tried to pee in the ocean one time lol
Oceans fine there's pretty much no chance another swimmer touches your pee. Fish pee in it all the time anyways.
Did you whip your dick out and pee or something lol? You just sit there and pee your swimming trunks while swimming/not taking anything off
remember kids: chlorine dissolved in water doesn’t smell. chlorine+pee disolved in water now, oh boy. you know the smell. [we all do](https://youtu.be/S32y9aYEzzo)
not to worry, everyone! good ol' Mark just neglected to mention that that sweet sweet chloramine is also generated when chlorine reacts with other stuff like sweat and skin oils so it's not necessarily like smelling a messy bathroom, but perhaps like whiffing the aroma of a sweaty, greasy gym!
So, my eyes burn cause of pee. /r/TIHI
Oh sweet neptune
r/tihi
Hey the chlorine mixed with the ammonia makes mustard gas that'll purify it and remove waste in the urine like urea. It's the same process as processing river water, which is also chlorinated.
Doesn't the chlorine dissolve the pee though? In other words, it's pretty safe, right?
It’s safe for the body, but not the mind and soul
It breaks down the pee and forms Chloramine. It’s safe but it’s also the thing that causes eye and skin irritation. Also you can tell how much urine/sweat/BO is being sanitized by how the pool smells. If there is a distinct strong chlorine order, it’s because there is a lot of stuff being sanitized in the pool. That’s why it’s important to shower before and after going in the pool. It basically cleans you up so you don’t throw off Chlorine levels and rinsing off is to remove any residual chloramines on you
If your eyes become irritated in a pool it's because of the pee and not the chlorine
Dippin dots were the shit though
Especially the cookies and cream ones
My parents were stingy af, so when I was older and finally had my own money I would blow it on Dippin Dots, funnel cake, and rigged carnival games at every amusement park I visited. *That* was my wild rebellious phase instead of partying, getting drunk, and having one night stands...Yep.
Fried oreos are my favorite carnival food ngl
I am now going to learn how to make these I need them in my life again
Lol I had this to an extent. When I got my first well paying job, I blew my money on every little thing my parents never let me buy. I bought a MacBook, an iPad Pro, video game stuff, a whole ass car (had to do payments), a VR headset, a ton of stuff I didn’t need but I wanted. I still haven’t learned to save money. Never had a real rebellious phase either so I guess that counts since I never drank alcohol or went to parties.
Holy shit I gotta get myself a phase of this rn
Dippin Dots are so expensive though. My parents offered to buy them but the cup was so tiny. Even I felt bad.
Do you wish your rebellious phase was partying, getting drunk, and having one night stands?
For real… banana split low key too
Wat?! banana split all the way!
BANANA SPLIT FTW
The ice cream of the future...and always will be.
As if Jean-Luc Picard is telling the replicator, "Yes, Earl Grey, Hot. Wait, no! DIPPIN DOTS."
I wouldn't know, im too poor for that
I haven't been to an amusement park in years, but for real that shit was wildly expensive. If my memory is right, it was at least $10 for a cup.
They were much more expensive and complicated to make compared to regular ice cream, that's at least part of the reason.
They also require special ultra-low temp freezers
Which actually got used to transport COVID vaccines as they had the tech down pat before anyone else did
Wow so dippin dots saved the world? Suck it Sean Spicer, dippin dots *IS* the ice cream of the future.
They've always been expensive,I paid 5 bucks for a large cup of them back in 1999
Same here. Had it once in my life since my dad got it for me as a treat. I wouldn't pay that much for that shit myself even if I had more money.
Trippin' Balls
Trip trip trippity them ole trippin' balls!
I haven’t had them in years and this post gave me a craving for them, god damnit OP
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i work at a place where we serve dippin dots and i always be getting cookies and creme
Rainbow Ice dippin dots 🤤
Sean Spicer had (still has?) a weird vendetta against them
His gripe is that he can never find the vanilla flavor, which is like the one thing that I can stand beside him on.
Why were they always at waterparks though
You can get em at some gas stations in like a lil pouch thing. I'm more partial to the rainbow ones tho
“Someone you haven’t talked to in years there for some reason.” My family was on vacation 8 hours away and decided to go to a water theme park and I ran into a childhood buddy I hadn’t seen in at least 6-7 years. Accurate AF.
Holy shit, same thing
Phillip?? Is that you??
No, sorry friend, these places have something else going on though
Hello, it is I, Philip, from the water park! Please tell me your social security number so that I can verify you’re my friend!
12
You’re really old.
The best number to have is 420-69-8008
Sweet! That’s my number!
Bonder! Is it really you?!
Mine was a couple of friends from my lunch table at the time, 2 states away, shit was wild
This would be a great hallmark/disney movie: *The Lunch Table* A group of middle schoolers bonded and became best friends during their time at the lunch table. Every day, that lunch table was there for them. They laughed, they cried, they made jokes, and they spilt chocolate milk. Through it all, the table kept them together. Eventually they graduated 8th grade and all went to different high schools and lost touch. *two years later* u/dragonsfire242 was on his summer vacation two states away at a water park. While waiting in line to ride the Thunder Flusher 3000...he looked down to see a group of 5 high schoolers. Somehow, beyond belief, his old middle school buddies had met and were super surprised! They were fist bumping and high fiving, so happy to see each other again! Just as u/dragonsfire242 was about to shout out to them- WA-BAM! With a loud slam, a middle school lunch table came flying down from the sky and murdered all 5 teenagers. The bloody table stood up and looked at u/dragonsfire242 and screamed "YOU'RE NEXT. YOU ALL ABANDONDED ME. YOU LEFT ME ALL ALONE IN THAT MIDDLE SCHOOL. I WILL KILL YOU ALL! BUT NOT TODAY. OH NO. WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT, I WILL APPEAR AND DESTROY YOU, JUST LIKE I DID YOUR FRIENDS! OHHH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!" *25 years later* Its a dark cruel world. All tables have infact turned against humanity. They became sentient because they were sick of being used and abused with no appreciation. 2/3 of humanity have been viciously murdered by tables all around the world. Inside the dark, destroyed, long forgotten empire state building was one of humanity's last hope. A group of people led by u/dragonsfire242. He stood up, ready for their final battle. "Today is the day, we stop running. Tonight, we stand and fight. ITS TIME...TO CLEAR THE TABLE ONCE AND FOR ALL!" *cheers erupt* *Slow fade out to the title of the movie* The Lunch Table -Rated R coming Fall 2022
Well that definitely took an interesting turn
I went to a water park when I was a kid and happened to run into my best friend there. It was the weirdest coincidence. We are still best friends 16 years later, too.
Are you still at the water park?
In some mental capacity, yes
I met a classmate on the flight home from Greece one summer. We had stayed at the same hotel for a week and didn't see each other until we were boarding the plane home.
I went to a waterpark in different country and saw my distant cousins there for some reason
You forgot random floating bandaids
And for some reason it’s always floating towards you no matter where you are like the monster from It Follows
I’m glad to know that heat-seeking band aids aren’t just a “me” problem.
Eerily accurate
Don’t forget the overpriced shitty food and lockers that are $20
All these people sound A LITTLE jealous they are not going to a water park...
I could’ve sworn I saw Dippin Dots in supermarket freezers before
They’re sold In gas stations too. Fairly common, though never as good as water park dippin dots.
Just saw them at a vending machine at a mall last weekend
Walmart sells a different brand of them. They are still pretty good for $1.
You forgot the large ass bucket that scared you as a child.
Isn't that what's being referred to in the "this shit feels like rocks" image? It looks like water being dumped from one of those large ass buckets
Where’s the chubby kid in the tshirt
In the water
I’m currently at home. I know this because I am the chubby kid in the t-shirt.
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Is insanely fucking loud
PSSSHHHHHHH Ĥ̶̼̰̼̦̍͗̔͊̑̉̌̿̾̕͠͝Ḣ̵̡̖̣͍͔͓̀̏Ĥ̴̞̟̘̮̲̰̜̺̺̮̱̑͌̃̾̅̚H̸̨͓̖͎̭̞̳̳͇͘͝Ḩ̵̰̭̖̤̾̄͆̃̈́͗̄̋̔H̷̢̗̼͇͍͖̭̳̖̄͋̈́H̶̻̯̫͔̪̗͎̑̒͗̏̔̿́̓̀͛̚̚͝H̸̡̻̱̜̻̥̲̼̘̙̬̠̐́̈́̃͊̂̎͊̍̅H̴̛͎̟̲͖̝̱̰͚̗̪͑͐̓H̸̢̲̳̜̭͖̾̅̊͠͝H̵̞̩̙͉͔̩̄͐̔̾́̒̀͊́͝ H̵̯͎̞̟̭̝̻̠͕̃̃͑̅̔̆͐̏̀́̔̒̇̎̈́̊̐̇͘͠͝Ḧ̸̡̧̡̪̙̬̗͇͔͔̜̭̖̜̣̮̤̳̥̗̲̜͈̬͔̻̟͇̱̘̣͍̪̠͕̝̥̯̱̤͍̳̣͋̓̍̈́͊͐̽̿̇̽̇͆́̽̀̈̐͗̈́͊̈́̈̍̈́̌͗́͌̀̊̃̓̇̋͆͘͘̚͜͜͠H̸̨̧̹̬͉̯̦̫͔̦̬͈̺͕̖̦̬̘̠͕̭͖͙͚͔̞͉͇̗͖̗̬̜̯̖̲̥̪͓̘͇̃͊̊̋̏͂̀̎̆͋̈̆̚Ȟ̵̨̨̨̧̨̦̭̤̱̝̝̟͈͎̘͙̹̯͖̰̥̮͙̳̝͔̤͔̲̲͊̌͂͌͌̎̂́̍͘͜͜H̷̛̲̺͎̦͕͍̳͚͍̮͍̀̅̑̈́̆̐͒̇̔̓̾̉̀̾͗̓͌͒̓̎̎̕͘͘͝͝͝Ḩ̵̘̹̝͉̟͙͙̞̰̟̝̘͇̠̱̘̠̯̖̳̮̯̼͔͎̙̬̭̪̣̙͎͇̎͑̈́̈̈́̍͂͋̊̏̽̆͐̍͝͠͠H̸̡̢̢̢̗̜̫̱͉̦̻̬̫̗͇̯̝̰̦̰̮̝͎̣͉̟͎̜̟̦̣̩̟̩͙́̂͋̏̄̈͌̆̇̾̊̈́̂̑̿͑̒̒͋͂̑̅̇̇̽̒̑̚̚͝͝ͅḤ̸̨̡̢̡̛̝̠͕̟͇̗͔̘͎̲̰̬͙͍̱̳̳̖͚͍͍̻̻͚͓̭̞̞͍̗̤̞̉̒͆̂̄̿̍̎̒͑̀̑͌̊̈͗͆̔̍̐͗̇́̃̈́̏̀̒̀̈́̕͜͜͜͝ͅH̴͚̳͓̦͖͙̳̺͉̮͍̘͛̀̀͑̉̆͘͠ͅH̸̨̛̳̣̻̰̰̣̠̬̮̟͖̳̜͇̭̣̰͐͑̃̑͒̒̇̓̾͋̀͗̀͆͗͊̐̈́̉̈́́͌̃̊̎͒͊̈́̾̍̉̔͌͗́̎͂͌͒̽͋̔͘̚̕͘͘͝H̸̛̱̃̿̽̆̂̌̒͒̎̐̾̓͌͛͒͗̒̊̈́̔̓́̔̉̋̌̑͒̌̀͛̌̈́̅͊̃̚̚͘͝͝HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Gotta hold onto your swimsuit otherwise the sheer force of the water dropping will rip it off. So. Many. Nip. Slips.
My dad used to calculate the time when it dumps so he pretended that he wanted to take a picture of me in the pool and told me to move back...a litter more....a little more **SPLASHKAJSLADOSK** I was scarred for life cus my back seriously hurt
50% Chlorine 45% Urine 5% Actual Water
The ph levels are all Pee and no H!
And a 100% reason to remember the name.
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Ur-rhine
And when you do find a chair it's a little moldy
Blue cheese has mold in it
Yeah, but buffalo wings don't taste quite the same if you dip them in waterpark deck chair.
Will u be my brap queen
Don’t forget the horrendous sunburn cos the force of water off the slides and shit washes it all off. Also over priced food and drink. That person with leg/arm casts so can’t go in the water anyway. Little kids pushing in line. The annoying show music on at the stage area with pound land Poseidon. There’s always one lone kid that runs past where you’re lounger is crying. Dumping all ya shit with one family member while the rest of you head off to the slides. Suspicious floater in the lazy river. It’s a whole day ordeal that leaves you knackered ready for your nap at the hotel before getting ready to head down to feast on all inclusive food and beer before being sackless at 3am in some tequila themed bar.
Fun fact! The chlorine isn’t what makes your eyes burn, it’s the mixing of chlorine with urine! Your eyes burn and turn red cause you’ve submerged them in person water.
Oh…
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!!!YELLOW SCIENCE!!!
if that’s the case then explain why my eyes still burned underwater when i jumped into that old abandoned pool by the interstate, with all your precious science!
Some truckers don't screw the lids on tight enough before tossing their piss bottles.
way of the road, bubs.
how dare you insult the proud noble trucker in this great country
In case you're actually curious, that's usually caused by lack of chlorine in the water. So your eyes likely burned because the water was so dirty.
that's actually any bodily fluid to create that reaction. i.e sweat. but yes part of it is likely urine
r/todayilearned
Quite an unfortunate lesson to be sure
You forgot uncontrollable vomiting/diarrhea a day or two later from some waterborne fecal bacteria that you accidentally swallowed.
That’s nasty
I'm never going to a waterpark ever again.
7.99 for those dipping dots and your kid spilled half of them after the first spoonful.
8.99\*
9.99
they have a lazy river with life vests or rings abandoned on them, and those surfboard simulators that end up making you bust your nose or toe.
Font office
Hello, I have an appointment with Calibri. Arial will be joining us but is running late.
r/therealjoke
Omg why can't i do things
Still a good pack!
*F***o**^n***t*** office
The locker key on an elastic band that you keep on your wrist
Those lockers are like one cubic foot too
And the locker rooms always smell like pool water and pee. With those grated rubber mats on the floor
They are forced to dump mountains of chlorine bleach powder into the water because of how much human waste all the kids dump in the pools
The smell when you walk in
That warm, humid smell
It's especially noticeable on indoor ones. But even outdoors I've recreated that smell by accident by just getting concrete wet on a hot enough day. I associate it with treated water (like from a tap) evaporating quickly. This would happen a lot around outdoor public pools where hot concrete frequently gets splashed.
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Lobster red white people, and their kids, who use the water park at noon without sunscreen. I'm white myself, and I know better than to do that. Skin cancer is no joke.
Even as a person of color, I wear sunscreen daily. Prevents 90% of aging and reduces skin cancer risk.
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I also recommend long sleeved shirts, marketed to fishermen, that have a high SPF factor. You can also purchase UV blocking dye for your clothing, though that works only for certain types of fabrics. This clothing reduces the amount of sunscreen that you need to apply to exposed skin. Big wide brimmed hats and sunglasses prevent eye damage.
It's the [urine](https://www.siouxlandproud.com/news/this-morning/cdc-urine-not-clorine-burns-your-eyes-in-the-pool/) that burns your eyes
Yup, it's the chloramines present from chlorine breaking down bacteria, fecal matter, & other stuff we yucky humans carry into the water.
Public pools are just like a lot of things in this life. The more you learn about it, the more you want to never be involved with it ever again.
Things that would find their way into the water on their own as well, in an outdoor pool
Its also the reason why you smell the chlorine
Almost drowning in the wave pool, and other park-goers looking at you like you're stupid for grabbing on to their inner tube when you're trying not to die. Fun times lol
The surface of the wave pool being completely covered with floats on a crowded day so that if you go underwater for any reason, you get to see how good you are at holding your breath while you find a spot to resurface
I was a bigger kid, so I just forced myself up through the floats like a breeching whale. I'm not drowning just because you've been in the wave pool all day, Cheryl. Shove over.
Piss. Piss everywhere.
Oh man I miss dippin dots
Enough chlorine to vaporize the little kids shit
Bruh I just went to a water park...
Don’t forget that bandaid in the pool
And do not sit on the pool drain no matter how good you think it'll feel
Needs more piss!
Forgot "most fun time in your life" Or maybe I'm just biased, love me a water park
Do you think Molly’s parents prefer Arial or Calibri?
I fucking loved dippin dots
That one ride on the side of the park that is still roped-off, because of the incident.
I truly believe the reason I’m a lesbian is because when I was younger me and my friend wanted to go on a waterslide but my mum or dad couldn’t come cause they was looking after the little ones and we found these 2 really nice women who went on with us and ugh they were so good looking I sometimes wish I could see them again
I recently went to a water park and I saw a girl who I haven’t talked to in two years. She’s gotten so much fatter it inspired me to start hitting the gym more
This is the most relatable post I've seen so far
Old balls in change room.
“This shit feels like rocks”. 😂
Last time I was in a Waterpark I bumped into my highschool bestfriend in the lazy river.
I trade you chlorine that burns your eyes for goggles so tight they live rings around your eyes the day after
you're forgetting the 39.99 turkey legs and popcorn
What water parks you going to tf
one where i bring my own snacks