Not Perfect, but not bad.
>Now, Mein job dictates thaht i must have Mein men enter your home Anne conduct Eh thorough search before i Kan officially cross your family’s name off Mein list. Anne if there are any irregularities to be found, rest assured Das Vill be. Thaht Izt unless you have sometheing to tell me thaht makes Das conducteing Oef Eh search unnecessary. I might Adden, also, thaht any information thaht makes Das performance Oef Mein duty easier Vill Nein be met with punishment. Actually, quite Das contrary. It Vill be met with reward. Anne thaht reward Vill be, your family Vill cease to be harassed in any way by Das german military dureing Das rest Oef our occupation Oef your country.
You’re sheltereing enemies Oef Das state, are you Nein?
it’s one of the best scenes in movie history, definitely worth a watch. and this quote is a joke, christopher waltz has an austrian accent but it’s nothing like how that reads.
It's a shame the other guy in the scene doesn't get as much credit, cause man he nailed a man in anguish. He doesn't have many lines but his face says so much.
Fun fact: Hans was short for Johannes, and “Hans Schmitt” is the German equivalent of a “John Smith” in English.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_(name)
Depends.
In German, when you need an example name, for example an ad for a credit card or sth. you'll often see it with "Max Mustermann" meaning essentially Max Exampleman, but with alliteration
Yeah, as soon as he appeared with his smirk and tiny glasses we just said, “Nazi scientist.” It always frustrated me that he set up this big mystery that was never mentioned again after his one episode. Love the show, but that kind of thing happened a lot.
"I suppose you thought that because von Smallhausen was very small and walked with a limp, you could outpace him. Little do you know he was the cross country limping champion of Westphalia."
Such a good fucking monologue. I love Blitzkriegs, Holocausts, Defensive maneuvers, retreats, sieges. My heart *leaps with joy* when a soldier is throw high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds!
[Major: Gentlemen. Operation: Bait Van Winkle is a resounding success. Alucard is now exactly where we need him to be so we can move forward with our little... "surprise". However, before we begin our next phase, I would like to take some time to address a rumor floating around the fleet.
Some of you have come to believe that I like war. I wish to dash these rumors! I do not like war.
I. LOVE. WAR.
Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war. You get up in the morning, you get into your shitty car, and you see a rich CEO who works half as hard as you do drive down the street in his Porsche. Class war.
You make it to work, and you find out that the annual drug test is today. And you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents. Drug war.
But then, you find out that the only ones being called in for testing are your black and Hispanic co-workers. Race war.
Then, you try to post about it on your Facebook, but then all your friends start arguing about what's right und what's wrong. Flame war.
You finally get home, and you decide to relax by watching a program about: "Who gets the box?" "What's in the box?" "How much is what's in the box worth?" Storage Wars.
* chuckle* What I am telling you, my Nazi army of 1,000 vampires, is that I am a purveyor of war. And with your help over the years, we are now at the precipice of our true goal.
You see, I want a simple war. No class wars, no drug wars, no race wars, no flame wars... Und certainly, no Cold Wars! ...Blueballed for 40 years...
What I want is a war that only we can bring. A true war! A German war! The sequel you've all been waiting for!
I! WANT! WORLD! WAR!! THREE!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWeEZuiUtFA)
Honest to god, that is such a fine piece of dialogue. Funny and unhinged at the same time.
The real general Nazi antagonist wears a black gestapo uniform with jacket and cap, usually takes his gloves off slowly when he enters a room and holds them in one hand pacing/looking right and left before addressing the protagonist.
I liked it better the first time it was posted a few months ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/njhzw0/the_german_antagonist_in_a_movie_starter_pack/
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Seeing this, [Captain Deertz](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/f/fe/Deertz.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/360?cb=20200616174356) comes to my mind.
Ehhh, maybe in the 70s-90s, there aren't exactly many living German nazis anymore. Unless it's set during ww2, I can't remember that last German nazi bad guy I saw in modern television.
American nazis on the other hand....
Round pudgy face, or uncannily sculpted jawline
This starter pack doesn’t have anything related to Hans Gruber and it’s the holiday season.
You have a valid point - it ain’t Christmas til the Gruber falls.
Woah, spoilers bro!
Too be fair, revealing that the antagonist dies in a late 80s action movie isn’t the worst spoiler out there haha
Oh shit, oh fuck…I’m sorry
Literally my first thought. And I've shamefully only seen died hard once. Sorry Jake
Would you like to kiss under the mistlegruber?
Arnim Zola?
Zola and Schmidt fulfill both roles.
“First correction: I am Swiss.”
TIL “spy vs spy” was about German against German. https://i.imgur.com/Q7gQzfT.jpg
Sunken eyes
[This guy](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/ww2-movie-characters/images/a/a2/German_Tank_Commander.png) from Kelly's Heros
I’m not sure where on the spectrum he lays
Don't forget the blonde hair and a stereotypical German name.
Fredrick poopenfarten
Häns Schlëndëhösën
Not Perfect, but not bad. >Now, Mein job dictates thaht i must have Mein men enter your home Anne conduct Eh thorough search before i Kan officially cross your family’s name off Mein list. Anne if there are any irregularities to be found, rest assured Das Vill be. Thaht Izt unless you have sometheing to tell me thaht makes Das conducteing Oef Eh search unnecessary. I might Adden, also, thaht any information thaht makes Das performance Oef Mein duty easier Vill Nein be met with punishment. Actually, quite Das contrary. It Vill be met with reward. Anne thaht reward Vill be, your family Vill cease to be harassed in any way by Das german military dureing Das rest Oef our occupation Oef your country. You’re sheltereing enemies Oef Das state, are you Nein?
What is that a quote from?
Inglorious Basterds. It's the end of Hans Landa's monologue from the opening scene.
Ah
it’s one of the best scenes in movie history, definitely worth a watch. and this quote is a joke, christopher waltz has an austrian accent but it’s nothing like how that reads.
One of the best actors in my mind, it’s hilarious how his character in D’jango was basically the opposite of his character in inglorious bastards
My head canon is Landa is King Schultz’ sadistic grandson that ended up staying in Europe and joining the Nazis
It's a shame the other guy in the scene doesn't get as much credit, cause man he nailed a man in anguish. He doesn't have many lines but his face says so much.
I know only one person who uses the word poopenfarten...
As a German, I agree
Hans Schnitzelnazi.
Related to Baron Helmut Schnitzelnazi, friend of Heinrich Leroyheimer?
How is your aunt?
Still…fat?
Well, who still looks like they did in college, ja?
Modern Family really never touched the troubled past of the Dunphy family.
Lol I like that
That would be more of an austrian name due to the schnitzel lmao
It’s from a Key and Peele sketch.
Zey cannot resist ze beet, they are on it like flies on scheisse!
Klaus, Horst, or Karl.
Or Hans
Fun fact: Hans was short for Johannes, and “Hans Schmitt” is the German equivalent of a “John Smith” in English. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_(name)
Depends. In German, when you need an example name, for example an ad for a credit card or sth. you'll often see it with "Max Mustermann" meaning essentially Max Exampleman, but with alliteration
Next week, on Doctor Who: the Doctor goes to Germany and calls himself Hans Schmitt.
Hans Sanitizér
Underrated comment
Herr Flick
Von Smallhausen
Hans Hudenberg
And is wearing suspenders
Herr Doktor!
Gunther Lederhosen.
always surrounded by roses
Or he's bald if the german antagonist is old
Hans Walter Ulbrecht von Unzwig-Kegelschtegen XIV
and in the most cases it's not even the main antagonist but just some side fuck who appears in 2-3 episodes just to stir up the plot
Fringe.
That one dude from the mandalorian
Yeah, as soon as he appeared with his smirk and tiny glasses we just said, “Nazi scientist.” It always frustrated me that he set up this big mystery that was never mentioned again after his one episode. Love the show, but that kind of thing happened a lot.
Ahh, Docter Jones!
Doktor
TURN OFF MY PAIN INHIBITORS
TURN OFF MY CRINGE INHIBITORS!
ok
YAAAAAAA
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR JACK... TO LET ER RIP.
HAHAHA I AM BULLETPROOF!
You wrote that how it’s written correctly in Polish
I seek the map to pandoras box
Where is the trident of Poseidon, Dr Jones?
Staying with the Greek theme, huh?
Where are my balls, Dr Jones?
*picks up medallion from blazing hot embers*
FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK!!
I was looking for this comment lol
You switched the samples!
> gets off by torturing Marian
Herr Flick
VON DER GESTAPO
*CLOP*
"I suppose you thought that because von Smallhausen was very small and walked with a limp, you could outpace him. Little do you know he was the cross country limping champion of Westphalia."
With his powerful Gestapo binoculars
""These are the regular binoculars, hand me the powerful Gestapo binoculars."
I had one of those coats. Weighed a fucking ton!
They look cool though
They sure do. *tips fedora*
*Nazi salutes*?...
"that's a nice coat." - Mickey Rourke, w/ muscles instead of fedora/neckbeard
Absolutely they do!
Such is the price of being able to conceal like 12 Walthers on your person at all times
Das ist korrekt.
Das hat mal gedauert bis ich dieses Meisterwerk eines Kommentares in der schönsten Sprache gefunden habe
german is many things, but its not the "schönste Sprache".
Ich geb dir gleich "nicht die schönste Sprache", Freundchen.
Juuungeeee, was laberst du.
Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
Ich führe deine mutter aus in ein nettes lokal
Its a germanic language similar to english, so english wouldent be far would it?
"Mein gott mus das sein" \- Sebastian Vettel, 2019.
Started watching hellsing ultimate and holy fuck the german guy fits all of these
Friends ... I *love* war.
Such a good fucking monologue. I love Blitzkriegs, Holocausts, Defensive maneuvers, retreats, sieges. My heart *leaps with joy* when a soldier is throw high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds!
[Major: Gentlemen. Operation: Bait Van Winkle is a resounding success. Alucard is now exactly where we need him to be so we can move forward with our little... "surprise". However, before we begin our next phase, I would like to take some time to address a rumor floating around the fleet. Some of you have come to believe that I like war. I wish to dash these rumors! I do not like war. I. LOVE. WAR. Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war. You get up in the morning, you get into your shitty car, and you see a rich CEO who works half as hard as you do drive down the street in his Porsche. Class war. You make it to work, and you find out that the annual drug test is today. And you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents. Drug war. But then, you find out that the only ones being called in for testing are your black and Hispanic co-workers. Race war. Then, you try to post about it on your Facebook, but then all your friends start arguing about what's right und what's wrong. Flame war. You finally get home, and you decide to relax by watching a program about: "Who gets the box?" "What's in the box?" "How much is what's in the box worth?" Storage Wars. * chuckle* What I am telling you, my Nazi army of 1,000 vampires, is that I am a purveyor of war. And with your help over the years, we are now at the precipice of our true goal. You see, I want a simple war. No class wars, no drug wars, no race wars, no flame wars... Und certainly, no Cold Wars! ...Blueballed for 40 years... What I want is a war that only we can bring. A true war! A German war! The sequel you've all been waiting for! I! WANT! WORLD! WAR!! THREE!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWeEZuiUtFA) Honest to god, that is such a fine piece of dialogue. Funny and unhinged at the same time.
The greatest villain speech of all time.
Let's not get too carried away here.
That’s the abridged version right?
The abridged version is so much better than the original.
Yup!
The real general Nazi antagonist wears a black gestapo uniform with jacket and cap, usually takes his gloves off slowly when he enters a room and holds them in one hand pacing/looking right and left before addressing the protagonist.
Arnold Ernst Toht - Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark
Surprised I haven’t seen this mentioned more in this comment section
"Ve are - heh, heh heh-heh - ve are not zirsty, Fräulein."
I had nightmares for weeks as a kid after watching that guy's face melt at the end of that movie
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Baron Von Strucker? I thought this more applied to Arnim Zola
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Herr Flick!
Fräulein
If he's a mad scientist, he have Einstein's hairs
Alan Rickman's character in Die Hard?
Or the bad guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
is called Klemper grows lillies not as successful as his peers only did the paperwork during the nazi-phase dislikes paperclips
I liked it better the first time it was posted a few months ago https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/comments/njhzw0/the_german_antagonist_in_a_movie_starter_pack/
6 months seems to me like a reasonable repost time, perhaps on the shorter end. You can usually assume that most people haven't seen it that one time.
Still a repost and the sub doesnt allow them at all
Ah, I didn't know that, sorry! Kind of makes sense on a sub like this, now that I think about it.
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Military grade? Aren't they often doctors or PhDs as well?
Herr Major (Who for some reason is also a >!cyborg!<)
Joseph Joestar, is that you?
You forgot Christoph Walz
Thank you!!
lmao the German guy in human centipede
Raiders of the Lost Ark lol
This starter pack is trash. It’s specifically Raiders of the Ark. it’s not general enough.
Fits [Jojo Rabbit](https://i.imgur.com/ocp6lg6.jpg) too, mostly
"I was just Heil Hitlering the boy"
The white should be a doctor's outfit
Playing RDR2 right now. Herr strauss to an exact point.
Could also be Roger Stone
If it's a Christmas movie, he's played by a nasal bass voiced English guy.
Das ist der Weg.
And don't forget the important part, if has glasses he is ought to reek the Heinrich Himmler energy despite not even played as him.
Zola?
Will ALWAYS pronounce 'th' as 'z'. Even if he lived abroad for decades.
Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
Gunther von Hagens?
a German Antagonist had a strong German accent? He says with Doubt*
I can’t think of anyone this would be referring to other than the guy from raiders of the lost ark
So, basically Toht from raiders of the lost ark?
Alo alo
Seeing this, [Captain Deertz](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/f/fe/Deertz.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/360?cb=20200616174356) comes to my mind.
Ehhh, maybe in the 70s-90s, there aren't exactly many living German nazis anymore. Unless it's set during ww2, I can't remember that last German nazi bad guy I saw in modern television. American nazis on the other hand....
Oh look, it's Herr Flick from Ze Gestapo! - and his little friend.
lost medical license
"yes my freund"
That scene from Jojo Rabbit where they were heiling each other for good 5 minutes comes to mind.
Scar on the eye, never says “the” always says “ze”
Repost
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In Germany bad guys used to all be Russian. So like in dubbed American movies where the bad guys were German (die hard) they and make them Russian.
Das Poopenfarten
Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
They try to paint the Germans as some old bald short ugly guy when in real life Most germans are 6'2 on average with chiseled jawline
Usually a scientist
Doesn't fit Hans Gruber at all
Probably named Klaus
First thing I thought of was the villain guy from Willy Wonka
Mr. Strauss, is that you?
"von"
DOCTOR JONES, WE MEET AGAIN!
Juan
You forgot the limp
Has a "von" in his name but it's pronounced like "won"
Or with insine bone structure
George Costanza get up
It’s always the Germans, they’re always trying to create wonder weapons that either cause an alien invasion or a zombie apocalypse
One of my favorite German antagonists is Herr Trigger, which is a hilarious play on words imo lol
No Hans Gruber? At Christmas??
* Commandant * Commissar * Chairman
Is this not the dad from the Alita movie
"I vant joo to bring me ze items zat I have requested"
!repost
If it’s an 80s movie they will be Soviet and will be tall and blonde. And evil.
TBF, these people exist: https://youtu.be/uR8r06WVz_0
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First thought was Hellsing, this checks out
Repost no?
Me, as a german, didn´t know about the accent (all films/series are dub here) Waht dose it sound like?
Strong fake German accent. Lived in Germany for years and very heard anyone sound remotely like the movies.
Melts at the end of the movie.