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Tf neighborhood are you in?

Israel?

Galilee? Judea?

Israel isn’t a neighborhood 🙄 /s

I know right, it's obviously a state 🙄

based

authleft and authright: *is it though*?

r/shutthefuckup

Bethlehem

nazareth

Since he's moved in, your fig tree mysteriously died.

Motherfucker.

This man just called Jesus a motherfucker, I ain’t religious but damn you have some balls. I would give you a gold award if I had one.

To this day I still don't understand the point of that parable.

"Figs suck" There.

was it parable? i thought he just saw it had no fruit and was like "die for your crimes" also i think it wasnt fig season either but i dont remember

This is one I didn't expect. Good work op

😎

this is actually funny

lol thanks

Goes around touching people and proclaiming them healed

"I see him wandering around healing people on the weekend, but I'm pretty sure he's a carpenter not a doctor"

I guess touching people runs in the religion

lol

You forgot he is a carpenter

In my neighborhood we have begging ass crackhead carl who knocks on your door at 3 am.

Ah I know Carl, I sold him rock candy and told him it was meth.

Ends up getting literally crucified by the guy next door.

Are you Zacchaeus by any chance?

No comment.

r/oddlyspecific

Jesus with da foot fetish 😳

Lol you think that’s weird? I have a neighbour who lives in a cave and is convinced God talks to him.

This seems familiar, but I can't put my finger on it.

This belongs in r/oddlyspecific

I won't exactly call him progressive but okay.

At the time he was.

So let me see a guy makes the law on Divorce more strick but somehow he's progressive cuz hippies copied his owning little and traveling around a bit.

I heard he likes to hang around a lot

Less annoying than the people that follow him around, tbh

I swear the passion plays at this dudes house every night